Thread for a rule a day

[hollow hinge]

This is not a serious suggestion but I can't make threads inside threads so I'm making it here, it's for the rules for

Seven hundred seventy three novemtrigintillion seven hundred thirty three octotrigintillion seven hundred thirty three septentrigintillion seven hundred thirty three sestrigintillion seven hundred thirty three quintrigintillion seven hundred thirty three quatrigintillion seven hundred thirty three tritrigintillion seven hundred thirty three duotrigintillion seven hundred thirty three untrigintillion seven hundred thirty three trigintillion.

Rule 1: slightly more tarot cards are the lovers

[tight raptor]

Did you just open a dictionary

[dawn mauve]

NOTE: Hard mode applies normal mode as well.

(Hard mode) Rule 1: slightly more suit bosses appear.

[dawn mauve]

Can you type 2 enters right before the number, it's hard to see where it starts. Thanks

No the big number

Thank you

[dawn mauve]

We should probably delete everything except for the post and rules @hollow hinge @tight raptor

[dawn mauve]

Imagine in 32 days when we make. || 34||

[hollow hinge]

Rule 2: every time you reroll the reroll cost increase is permanent

@dawn mauve

[dawn mauve]

HM rule 2: Each Rerolls has a cost increase of $2
||(a bit basic but I think it's good)||

[hollow hinge]

Doesn't start with e

[dawn mauve]

Sorry

[hollow hinge]

Reword it as "each reroll has a cost increase of $2"

[dawn mauve]

We end on 27/8/26. That's almost exactly 1 year and 1 month

[dawn mauve]

I'm so sorry but you need a point imbetween every letter

[hollow hinge]

Nah I'm not doing that

[dawn mauve]

But you have to

[hollow hinge]

No I don't

If you got to turn the thing into a number to make rules for it I don't need dots between every letter

[dawn mauve]

Tomorrow I might be late because I'm visiting someone

[gilded rivet]

733,733,733,733,733,733,733,733,733,733 ? and what is trigintillion

[hollow hinge]

Trigintillion is 1e93

[dawn mauve]

Bro where is the rule @hollow hinge

[hollow hinge]

I woke up 3 minutes ago

[dawn mauve]

Bro what

What time is it

[hollow hinge]

10:40 am

I sleep a lot

[dawn mauve]

19:40 for me

[dawn mauve]

Bro I usually wake up at 10

Wist so last time it was 5:40 for me with a 9 hour difference. That 6:40. Bro you should get some sleep

[hollow hinge]

Rule 3: very few spectral packs appear

@dawn mauve

[dawn mauve]

HM Rule 3: Very few jumbo or mega packs appear.

No

1 rule per day

And it's only me and qwerty

I mean you can suggest a rule

[lapis trellis]

why’d you link the thread then

[dawn mauve]

Did you read the message

Or the thread name

[hollow hinge]

If you want to make rules you can make expert mode but still only 1 rule a day

[hollow hinge]

Rule 4: every egg is eternal

@dawn mauve

[dawn mauve]

HM rule 4: every econ joker is egg

This one is dirty

Horrible

Utterly despicable

[hollow hinge]

It'll be even worse with a few more rules

[dawn mauve]

Bro you can't make money.
This is straight up chimps

What is what I based this off of so it's ok

[hollow hinge]

I am going to make it so there are unavoidable eternal rental eggs, also temperance and fool

[dawn mauve]

Next rule bans temp

[dawn mauve]

I know you did a vailain laugh after coming up with that

[hollow hinge]

Rule 5: no temperances can spawn @dawn mauve

[hollow hinge]

Rule 6: hidden jokers can appear (looks like whatever joker ai decides would be best for your build and has that price)

What happened to devon

[loud coral]

Dude left the server wth

[long reef]

He got banned

[long reef]

I got replaced him

I'm better anyways

[long reef]

No swashbucklers can spawn

[long reef]

Hidden jokes spawn more often (+10%)

[hollow hinge]

No

You want it to look like an actual good one

Because it isn't actually that one

(it's an eternal rental egg)

[hollow hinge]

Why?

[long reef]

Idk, he won't tell me

[loud coral]

What?! Why?

[long reef]

Balatro player can't read

[hollow hinge]

Rule 7: Unless you have $0, no hermits can spawn

[long reef]

Rule 7 (hm): unless you have $0, no economy tags can't spawn

[hollow hinge]

Rule 8: no immolates can spawn

[long reef]

rule 8 (hm): no gift cards can spawn

[hollow hinge]

Oh yeah you do

I'll change it

[hollow hinge]

Rule 9: death tarots appear less often

[long reef]

dying will result in a profile restart.
or
dying will result in a stake restart.

[hollow hinge]

Rule 10: Rare jokers no longer exist

[gilded rivet]

I think I speak for everyone when I say, that nobody understands what is going on in this thread

[hollow hinge]

2 people do

Anyway

Each day I make a rule starting with that letter in the big number at the top

[gilded rivet]

so you are going to do this 393 times?

you got free will so whatev

[long reef]

rule 10 hm: retriggering a card only give base chips

[hollow hinge]

Rule 11: every eternal joker is rental

[long reef]

rule 11 hm: every rental joker is eternal

[hollow hinge]

Oh no I missed a day

[hollow hinge]

Rule 12: doing a photochad build ends the run instantly

[long reef]

Rule 12: Doing a Baron mime build ends the run instantly

[hollow hinge]

Rule 13: secret poker hands no longer exist

[long reef]

Rule 13 hm:Secret jokers no longer exists

[hollow hinge]

Oh no I missed another day

[hollow hinge]

Rule 14: every egg is given priority in shop (you can't do anything in the shop until you buy it)

[long reef]

Rule 14 hm: Egg spawn rate increase [+10%]

[hollow hinge]

At this point this is just eternal rental egg

Jokerless but harder

[long reef]

The other 350 ish rules, might make it a bit harder

Also what do we do in 20 days

[hollow hinge]

Rule 2nd 33

[long reef]

Uhh... Lets skip this one

[long reef]

@hollow hinge are you awake

[hollow hinge]

Yes I typed the rule out and forgot to hit send

Rule 15: very few planet cards that aren't Neptune appear

[long reef]

Rule 15 hm: Very few packs appear that aren't planet

[long reef]

Where rule @hollow hinge

[hollow hinge]

Rule 16:every stake effect is harsher

[hollow hinge]

@long reef

[long reef]

Rule 16: every other stake is doubled

[sonic mulch]

Rule 17 egg only increases money by 1 dollar

[long reef]

wht tf are you here

[hollow hinge]

Rule 17: all sources of +mult are halved

[long reef]

Rule 17hm: all sources of $ are halfed

[long reef]

@hollow hinge bro are you alive

[hollow hinge]

Rule 18: truly perishable jokers can appear which when they perish make all your other jokers perish too because one bad apple joker ruins the bunch

[long reef]

18 Rulehm: truly perishable joker will not show up after perishing

The last r should be "rules made before this one that can be doubled will be doubled"

[sonic mulch]

So nuzlocke

[long reef]

Only for some jokers

[long reef]

What chance is it

[hollow hinge]

99%

[long reef]

bru

[hollow hinge]

198% chance of truly perishable

[long reef]

yes

[hollow hinge]

But I have more plans for eggs...

[long reef]

bru

today we have a rule

[hollow hinge]

Rule 19: you have 1 less shop slot

[quartz perch]

Rule 19 Fandom: You lose 1 shop slot per unbought egg in shop

[long reef]

rule 19hm: you have 1 less shop, booster pack and voucher slot

[hollow hinge]

... You know that means no shop slots unless you get overstock right?

[long reef]

hold up

[hollow hinge]

You changed the wrong one

Oh...

At least voucher tags exist

Next rule: bans voucher tags

[long reef]

well it should be "tags are banned"

[sonic mulch]

Actually no, it means nothing at all

They mentioned one less voucher slot. You only get to have one normally, but because of this, you just get nothing

So no chance of overstock, therefore nothing.

[quartz perch]

Read the convo again

It was edited to remove Vouchers

[quartz perch]

And then this was said

[sonic mulch]

Bans voucher tags

[long reef]

R/Confidently incorrect

[quartz perch]

For once it's not me in that boat

[long reef]

How it feels to be right

[sonic mulch]

ie

[hollow hinge]

Rule 20: no tags

[long reef]

Rule 20 hm: no non egg in first draw of shop

[hollow hinge]

That's helpful though

No tags so it prevents you from getting a useless joker

[long reef]

bro since when you in the cba server

[hollow hinge]

Since you DMd it to me and it looked interesting

Rule 21: Having the score light on fire ends the run

[long reef]

I forgot I did that

[long reef]

Rule 21 hm: hands are limited to 3

[long reef]

@hollow hinge rule?

[hollow hinge]

Rule 22: red is banned except on egg (anything with red on it cannot spawn)

[sonic mulch]

Is this even possible anymore

[hollow hinge]

It probably hasn't been for a while

[long reef]

Rule 22 hm: removes discards

[long reef]

Hey @hollow hinge don't forget your rule

You still have like 10 hours

[hollow hinge]

Rule 23: every time you beat a blind the amount you over scored by multiplicatively is applied to all future blinda

[long reef]

#1400937964191613119 message disallowed this

[hollow hinge]

Fixed

[long reef]

Rule 23 hm: every beaten boss blind applies to future boss blinds.

So if you beat: the needle and head, while going against the manecle, you have all of their effects.
The only exception is if Mr. Bones saves you

[hollow hinge]

(pretend this was yesterday I was busy) Rule 24: every price is doubled

[long reef]

Rule 24 hm: every blind is doubled

[long reef]

With this on hard mode, every price is quadruple and there's no sale.

[hollow hinge]

Rule 25: negative jokers cannot appear

[long reef]

Rule 25 hm: neptune is the only planet card.

[hollow hinge]

Rule 26: order of jokers can not be changed

[long reef]

Rule 26 hm: order of jokers is randomized each time blind is selected

[hollow hinge]

Rule 27: verdant leaf effect is applied to every blind

(if boss blind is verdant leaf you need to sell 2 jokers)

[long reef]

Rule 27 hm: violet vessel's effect is applied to every blind

(if boss blind is violet vessel you need to score 18x base)

[hollow hinge]

Rule 28: eggs spawn 867966886578855786 times more often

[long reef]

Rule 28: everytime an egg is bought a random how to basic video plays in its entirety. (optional) Then you are quizzed on the video and if you don't score exactly 3/5 you lose

Eggs are now basically poison. Also why would you ever buy an egg

[hollow hinge]

Hidden jokers remember?

[long reef]

I banned them

[hollow hinge]

Why would you do that

That helps the player

[long reef]

No legendaries or Cavendish

[hollow hinge]

Those are secret jomers

Not hidden jomers

[long reef]

Also what hidden jokers

[hollow hinge]

.

[long reef]

But that's good

Mimic jokers

[hollow hinge]

No??? They look like a good joker but once you buy them they could be an eternal rental egg

[long reef]

And then you wacht how to basic

[hollow hinge]

Yeah

I don't get how that's bad tbh

[long reef]

This is just modified jokerless

[hollow hinge]

You could still get a joker

Also hidden jokers can look like planet cards or tarot cards

[long reef]

You waste time and get quizzed. Plus if you get too many wrong or right you lose

[long reef]

"If it looks too good to be true it probably is" ahh joker

[hollow hinge]

Exactly

It leaves you praying that you didn't just buy an eternal rental egg

They can even appear in the pack slots or voucher slots

[long reef]

What if you just play everythingless

[hollow hinge]

Then you die

[long reef]

But if you buy an egg you might also die

[hollow hinge]

Rule 28: tiny jokers can appear (.5x all values)

[long reef]

Rule 28 hm: tiny joker spawn rate doubled

[hollow hinge]

Rule 29: rightmost joker is destroyed every round

[long reef]

Rule 29 hm: rule card replaces a random joker at the end of round.

Rule card (joker, crused)
0.5x mult. On sell activate all rules

[hollow hinge]

Rule 30: if you buy anything there is a 50% chance your computer explodes

[long reef]

Rule 30: if you don't buy anything there is a 99% chance that your computer crashes

[hollow hinge]

Rule 31: getting planet cards has a 1/2 chance to explode the chip we planted in your brain

[long reef]

Rule 31 hm: getting and using a tarot card will create a rigged slanted planet card

Rigged: all probabilities are Garenteed

Slanted: -1 joker slot +1 comsumable slot

[long reef]

Hello @hollow hinge

[hollow hinge]

Rule 32: if you obtain anything from anywhere but the shop it explodes the other chip we have in your brain

(reply because I don't want to be unable to find the og message

[long reef]

Rule 32 hm: 1/2 change to not see a shop.

We are so close

[hollow hinge]

No we aren't

Oh to that

[long reef]

The realization is legendary

[hollow hinge]

Rule 33: new jokers bought have a 50% chance to start playing against you and increasing scoring requirements

[prisma yarrow]

tomorrow

😭

[long reef]

it's not even daily anymoar 😭

[long reef]

Rule 33 hm: new consumables bought have a 2.0416(2 i n π + log(50) + 2 log(π))/log(2)% chance to start playing against you and eat a joker.

[hollow hinge]

I have school now and can't be consistent

[long reef]

me too

[hollow hinge]

The hell

[long reef]

and the heavens

[hollow hinge]

So about a 24% chance

[long reef]

i put it in wolf and ask it to give me 50 but i can fix it

[hollow hinge]

Nah the words rule 3 4 are banned

Rul 34: if it exi the plant is applied to every boss blind

[long reef]

34th rule hm: st there's p the mouth is applied to every boss blind

[hollow hinge]

I kinda forgot about this

Rule 35: information about jokers no longer appears

[long reef]

Rule 35 hm: information about your life is leaked to the public every time you lose

[hollow hinge]

Rule 36: losing causes you to lose 1 limb

[long reef]

Rule 36 hm: winning causes you to gain 1 limb

[long reef]

It been 2 weeks

[hollow hinge]

I forgot about it sorry

Rule 37: losing has a 50% chance to happen at the end of round

[long reef]

I check back on it yesterday think I missed like 2 or 3 rules😭 😭 😭

[long reef]

Rule 37 hm: every bad listed probability (like glass or ) has advantage and every good listed probability has disadvantage (like WOF or spaceman)

[hollow hinge]

Wof already never hits and the game needs to use machine learning to decide whether glass and Michel are good or bad

[long reef]

For gros michel it check to next 200 jokers and if no Cavendish/gros michel is found then it give advantage, otherwise.. disadvantage.
Cavendish always has advantage

[long reef]

"a rule a day" famous last words😭

[hollow hinge]

Should i revive this?

[upper python]

Yes

[long reef]

Definitely bru. Posting less than captainsauce over here

[hollow hinge]

Rule 38: leaving the challenge or losing causes you to lose a limb irl

[upper python]

Rule 38 more difficult mode: you must do 5 minutes of exercise every time you preform an action

[long reef]

Rule 38 hm: left click causes an explosion somewhere on tge planet you're on

[hollow hinge]

Rule 39: If you don't beat this challenge within 24 hours of downloading balatro then your house gets exploded

[long reef]

Rule 39 hm: If you beat this challenge within 6-18 hours of downloading balatro then your house turns into fish (like 7,333,333,333,333,333 fish)

[hollow hinge]

Wha

Ig why not

[long reef]

now you get the 0th-6th and 18th-24th hours to beat it

[upper python]

Rule 39 mdm: If you beat þis challenge while þe number of hours wiþin downloading balatro is even, your house turns into lava

[long reef]

so that leaves 1,3,5,19,21 and 23

[bronze burrow]

wth