Parasite

[vague rune]

Parasite, Common
"Whenever you play a face card, this gains +3 chips permanently."

[vast robin]

So wee is +8 per 2 (4 cards in deck initially, 2s < faces, retriggers)

This gives +3 per JQK (12 cards in deck initially, face cards > 2s, no retriggers)

Ngl this just seems like more consistent wee and outclasses castle and square

[manic yacht]

parasite bus boutta be the new green castle

[empty sphinx]

played instead of scored is cool

[steep elbow]

Yeah @empty sphinx has a point this scales per round (4 hand) 60 max. That 2 2's. with a couple death or strength cards and a Chad or hack it can scale up to 128 chips per round.

[vast robin]

This is a common tho

And for gold stake I'd rather the consistency of this