for example...
Hook - you got caught
Ox - [void]
House - it's already full buddy
Wall - look who fell off. - or - are you an egg by chance
Wheel - you know 1 in 7 players lose here - NOTE: this is affected by Oops! All sixes
Arm - [void]
Club, Goad, Head and window - guess this didn't suit you
Fish - there's always bigger stakes to play
Psychic - predictable
Water (the whole reason I thought of this) - you drowned
Manacle - [void]
Eye - an eye for an eye
Mouth - why don't you speak up
Plant - grow your jokers to the sky! - or - you didn't use baron did you (can't use this because it mentions a joker)
Serpent - * whatever snake noises are * - or - Jimbo.. Jimbo.. Jimmmboooooooo!!!
Pillar - [void]
Needle - are you scared or something
Tooth - I'm no dentist, but that doesn't look good
Flint - FIRE!
Mark - X marks the spot
A. Acorn - remember to order you jokers correctly (can't use this because it mentions a joker. the Order)
V. Leaf - all eternals or important? you should have planed for that
V. Vessel - this blind is more than the wall by 1.5 times.
C. Heart - one joker can be the difference between life and death.
C. Bell - [void]
Extra:
small blind of ante 1 - first one.. really
endless (this would be in the pool of thing jimbo can say) - at least you made it far
I know this is a lot to add for such a small part of the game + can some one help with making these better. I'm really trying just to see people say thing like 100 times about what's wrong. I know what wrong, everything is.. but How can it not. please tell me. and pointing out flaws is fine, and I do it to but I want to give feedback, so can you help me?
also I made this in like 30 minutes it's ass