#A lengthy selection of ideas I have (Very Long)

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dire pivot
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I mentioned one of them earlier, and people didn't like it, so I thought I'd elaborate on it as well as share my other ideas

(This is all copy-pasted from my notes, so it might not be laid out perfectly)
(Some of these might be way too broken, feedback is appreciated)

Very Rare: highly expensive, obtainable normally but almost as rare as the Soul card

Dead Ringer
Very Rare
Copies all abilities and Edition of rightmost Joker
Unlock: Win a run on Gold Stake
Special: Can copy Jokers that Blueprint and Brainstorm cannot such as Oops! All 6s and Juggler (Cannot copy cards such as Pareidolia or Mr. Bones)
Downside: Jokers such as Merry Andy and Stuntman will also have their detrimental effects copied

Toilet
Uncommon
If played hand contains a Flush, held in hand cards of its suit are also scored
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Toilet
Very Rare
If played hand contains a Flush, held in hand cards of its suit give ×1.5 Mult

Opportunist
Rare
This Joker gains ×0.2 Mult per Ace of Spades scored (Card changes each round)

Power of 2
Rare
Each played Ace, 2, 4, and 8 has a 1 in 2 chance to score ×2 Mult when scored

Most Expensive Banana
Very Rare
×10 Mult
1 in 20 chance this card is destroyed at end of round
Can only be found via Cavendish going extinct
Cost: $12
Unlock: Extinct Cavendish

Coin Flip
Common
1 in 2 chance for ×2 Mult
Unlock: Trigger every probability

Necromancer
Very Rare
When Blind is defeated, create a random Spectral card (Must have room)
Unlock: Use every Spectral card

Solar System
Very Rare
When leveling up a poker hand, any poker hands that contain that poker hand are also upgraded
Unlock: Upgrade every poker hand to at least 5

Full Moon
Spectral Card
Add Polychrome to 1 selected card, destroy 3 random cards in hand

Kicker
Uncommon
If poker hand is a Four of a Kind and contains one card of a different rank, score it and retrigger it 1 time

Ace in the Hole
Very Rare
×5 Mult if played hand is your most played poker hand and contains exactly 1 scoring Ace
Unlock: Win a run while scoring an Ace card every single round

Rekoj
Very Rare
After 2 rounds, sell this card to add Negative to a random Joker
Unlock: Have 10 Jokers at once

Grim Reaper
Very Rare
If another Joker is present, prevents Death and destroys a random Joker
Unlock: Lose a run to the Finisher Blind

The Hive
Very Rare
×5 Mult if played hand contains Five of a Kind
Unlock: Play a 5 card hand that contains 5 cards of a single rank and scores exactly 5 digits on Round 5, Ante 5 of a run

Money Bags
Rare
×0.2 Mult for every $10 owned
Unlock: Spend $1000 in a single run

Spite
Very Rare
×4 Mult if played hand contains 4 cards and is 1 card short of any 5 card poker hand
Unlock: Play a 4 card hand 1 card short of a Royal Flush and lose the run

North Star
Finisher Blind
Score at least 2× Base
If Chips and Mult catch fire at any point, restart Blind and revert all changes to Deck, Jokers, Hands, Discards and $ accordingly

The Mask
Boss Blind
Score at least 2× Base
Takes the effect of a random Boss Blind each hand excluding the following:
The Wall
The Needle
The House (after first hand)
The Water (after Discards reach 0)

The Hole
Score at least 2× Base
Boss Blind
All Aces are debuffed

Shifting Wild
Finisher Blind
Score at least 2× Base
Takes the effect of a random Finisher Blind (except Violet Vessel) each hand

Unisex Joker
Very Rare
Kings and Queens count as the same rank

Selection
Uncommon
If poker hand contains one King and one Queen, 1 in 3 chance to create a random face card based on rank, suit, Enhancements and Editions of both cards and add it to hand

Soldier On
Very Rare
Prevents Death if played hand breaks the scale
Unlock: Reach Ante 39
Special: This Joker will only appear at Ante 39 and above

Weird Zone
Voucher
Negative Jokers appear 2× as often

Negative Zone
Jokers can have Negative on top of other Editions

International Approval
Voucher
Cards can have up to 4 Seals

Jimbo Approved
Voucher
Jokers can have Seals

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Notes:

I wasn't sure what to call Selection or Unisex Joker

Soldier On is referring to naneinf and now that I think about it that's kind of absurd

boreal hamlet
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could international approval have the same seals

dire pivot
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yeah

boreal hamlet
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quad redsteel kings

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the baron runs will be crazy

dire pivot
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and how i thought the seals would work on jokers is:

selling a purple sealed joker makes a tarot, a gold seal joker would give the $3 when it triggers, blue seal might be a little broken in that it would give the planet card when the round ends, red seal works the same in that it retriggers the joker

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though, red seal might be a little useless on cards like paredolia

boreal hamlet
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jokers can't have seals

dire pivot
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i know, but the idea's at the bottom

boreal hamlet
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o

dire pivot
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might be a little broken

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quad red seal polychrome glass queen of spades... headpatprincess

little flume
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Soldier On would be physically impossible to gold sticker, thus rendering C++ achievement impossible
The Hole affects less cards than The Plant by default
Most Expensive Banana is practically impossible to find, ever (1 in 6 chance of a 1 in 1000 chance to even have the possibility of finding it)
Grim Reaper's current wording lets you just keep one eternal joker and default-win
Spite is very specific in its unlock condition, and mostly functions as a more versatile The Family
I'm assuming North Star only reverts changes made during the boss blind? In some cases, could be a complete softlock, wouldn't even let you lose atp
Unisex Joker has a very underwhelming effect that can be achieved with just a handful of tarot cards

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This gets a ⚙️ from me

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Would be interesting to see in a mod, but absolutely not vanilla for the most part

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Coin Flip and Money Bags are the most vanilla ones here tbh

shell stag
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“very rare” 🤣

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sure let’s add a new rarity this feels absolutely modded

narrow escarp
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it'd be cool for like jokers you can only get under certain conditions

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like golden ticket

shell stag
torpid escarp
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skibidi toilet

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but literally all of ts is either modded or sheet

dire pivot
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i could change North Star to 'if score catches fire while scoring, restart blind'

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you're right in that Soldier On is ridiculous now that I think about it, i don't really know naneinf

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i just thought it would be funny ig

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i forgot to check this, i'm sorry i took so long to reply

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to be honest, the name 'North Star' and its effect are both references

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the reset effect is meant to be like the reset from Undertale, and North Star is a character in Undertale Yellow

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Shifting Wild is also a reference to the Shifting Mound from Slay the Princess

dire pivot
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oh, and yes, North Star only reverts changes during that Blind

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basically, it resets everything to the state it was when clicking 'select blind' on North Star