#The house always wins

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loud snow
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You now have 104 hands and discards (lemme cook here). Every Boss blind is replaced with The house, which gets stronger as the antes go on. You can only earn up to 10 dollars from hands.

No skipping

Banned items, vouchers and jokers:
-retcon & directors cut
-Luchador
-Chicot

Base level (ante 1 and 2):
-The house gains +[0.4x] the base score (starts at 0x) for every hand you play and +[0.15x] for every discard you do.
-It takes away 100 hands and discards away.

Level 1 additions (they stack) (ante 3 and 4):
-Every hand you play 3 cards are shuffled back into your deck with priority. (Editions, seals, modifiers than rank).

Level 2 additions (ante 5 and 6):
-Your starting hand will now have as many different cards as possible.

Level 3 additions (ante 7):
-Most triggered joker is disabled

Level 4 additions(ante 8+):
-Now the house gains +[0.6x] for every hand and +[0.3x] for each discard.
-Now playing your most poker hand adds +[1x].

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@sour wing

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I tried it

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How'd i do?

fickle ocean
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Mmmm idk

loud snow
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Too hard?

fickle ocean
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Maybe something like: start with 100 hands and discards but once you use them you never get them back

loud snow
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The point is

fickle ocean
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Yeah I know it's something completely different

loud snow
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Its kinda based on an actual casino

fickle ocean
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What do u mean

loud snow
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Basically

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The stupid ammount of discards and hands

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Makes you feel like youre winning

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Which in turn makes you give more money to the house

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(Making them stronger)

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Than theyll try and pull fast ones on you once you start winning

fickle ocean
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Is it possible to win then

loud snow
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Yes

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Basically

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You gotta find ways to work around the antics

fickle ocean
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Is it to rng dependent?

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I mean Im not reading all that

loud snow
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I can see a few loopholes

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Plus

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You can make alot cash

fickle ocean
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Cool I guess

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scholar 👍

loud snow
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Gimme the again reaction NOW

fickle ocean
loud snow
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You son of a

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(Joke)

fickle ocean
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Now Im offended

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And Im going to report you

loud snow
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Nooo

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Uhm

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6 on a die says you dont

fickle ocean
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Sorry but I rolled a 20

loud snow
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HUH

fickle ocean
loud snow
fickle ocean
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Im the calm monkey while you are the angry lion so I win

loud snow
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Says who

fickle ocean
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Shhhh it's too late buddy

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Sorry I guess

loud snow
fickle ocean
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I have director's cut sorry...

loud snow
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Well uhh

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You get The Goad than what

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(All your kings are spades)

loud snow
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Guh

warm spoke
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Too hard to understand