you ever wanted some goofy cats in your game? no? WELL TOO BAD BLEHHH :P (as of 26/6/25 the mod has a github at https://github.com/mbx8rt/balatro-funnycats !)
#FUNNY CATS! (v1 released!)
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who up holographing they glunguses
He’s a lawyer
wow!
Ok things i gotta do before release:
Add 6 more jokers
Add :3 tarot and spectral card
Add an extra deck
Oh also set up the github
GLARP!!!!!!!!!!!!
just to know, is this gonna get rebalanced ?
(I was just thinking to myself for like 10 minutes about these cards how there could be like an upgrade for them that makes them glow and have a more powerful effect)
(Like glorpsto making played cards also give XChips or having me instead have multiplicative XMult [like 16 mult for 4 jokers, 32 for 5])
([but that's probably stupid to code [maybe]])
I do wanna download this instantly upon release, btw.

I prob will
Like ill rebalance most of the cards
Ultra glungus and regular glungus nerf incoming..
You should give Astro a tooltip saying "this effect is due to him wishing to hug all the other jokers" or something cute like that lmao
I think that would take up too much space
-# smol subtext
hmph, well
if you dont want it to take up like "description" space, usually you can make text grayer to make it slightly harder to read(?)
i don't know much further on this topic
so if you were to truly want that i would lead you to ask modding chat
But that doesnt make it smaller
hmph
O_o
there are addendums for like editions like on wheel of fortune though
if there's a way to add an addendum like that
anything else and i think you should ask the people who actually code lol
Lol
glorp

glorp
g l o r p
did some various rebalances, also made some jokers descriptions more clear
gaw dam thats legendary abstrac joeker
oooo if there was an upgrading card it could be called cat food
just sayin
anyways good rework i love it
thank you astro
glorp
glorpsto
astro
They're so fucking cute
its true...
absolute astro

Fucked up lookin cat
evil and FUCKED UP
Larry
i want 6 dollar cat
dapper cat?????
im very upset
larry
that should be the cat that does nothing 😭
Whart????
Hrmmmm
hace nada
ok but we obviously need a floppa
Absolutely we need floppa
yes!
what about 
yes!
ok ill think of a new ability for the larry joker, i gave his ability to this joker
he deserves this ability because i love him and i love this ability
The Silly Cat - replaces one of your jokers with a Silly Cats joker upon selection (cannot select anything above Rare)

I just got an idea for funny cats mod
Catfood consumeable that gives cat jokers extra stats
Like a +mult cat food or an Xmult catfood
yeaaaa
makes joker scale faster for 2 rounds or something
Maybe a sleepy cat related to clicking on it idk
That's the beauty of it, there's so many silly cats
wait I should give this guy cat ears
epic
though uh i think you should post that in the art channel instead of here
cuz this is more so focused on my mod
fair, and I did
I was lost lmao
Sorry :(
lol!
I think I like just woke up when I posted that
Hope ur mod is doing well tho lol
anyways....
Larry
i should have set up the git earlier but fuck it
o it's ready?
no but i decided id just set it up rn
this version has 13 complete jokers
peak
Peak
oh btw i havent finished the floppa joker so its just a clone of the canny cat
Uni Deck - Start run with a Legendary Funny Cats Joker (maybe also extra joker slots idk(?)), you have to beat 4 more antes to win
i had a different joker to retrigger this one and
i dont think thats a cap anymore that might just be the brim
flopper
what the freak
IT DOESNT CAP
IM STUPID
here kitty you can has cheesburger and uni
uni with a little magic wand lol
ok i fixed it
yaaaay
there should be a generic chips and mult swapper because yes
ehhhhh maybe
ooo what if uni did that
and cheeseburger cat was based off of food
jkoers
jokers*
ill download the new commit when i get done with this broken run
there
im gonna play a plasma run starting with glorpsto for the funnies
MS Paint Glungus - chips multiply by 1.5 per hand
these are all the cats rn
how about this one
OF COURSE ON THE PLASMA DECK RUN WHERE I CHEAT IN A LEGENDARY I GET A RIGGED GOGOL PLAY CARD AND ASTRAL JOKER
catburger
woaah
i like the convention of the jokers stilll having white backgrounds at common levels
wait add the thumbs up version of the sixth cat
maybe you shouldn't be playing the mod with cryptid enabled since its your first time???
(astral joker is from another mod with jokeyish jokers
i was throwing myself into the deep end for fun
lels
glorpsto is op on plasma deck
isnt everything op on plasma deck
true also i tossed out the googol play card because yawnnn boring
wait have you seen the red uncanny cat
yes
cool
surprised you havent thought of maxwell
do you mean maxwell or uni
cuz like
those two look similar
and people often confuse them
kinda easy since yknow glorpsto has no downside
its like getting a downsideless negative stuntman every hand
wait i wanna break the rules of the white background
i have an idea for a cat
and its el gato balatro
tole tole isnt takeable when youre full btw
that should probably change
hmmmm
jinx is also another funny cat
yeah i think there should be some sort of cat deck in order for people to be able to start with them without debugplus
Ooo maybe it could be based off of those Steven universe cat s'mores or whatever
now i wanna draw that fuuuccccc
the power of democracy solves all my problems
wait who is the gato balatro
scroll up
@robust depot this is the gato balatro
oh zzzzz
el gato balatro
i love el gato balatro..
wait last joker of the mod or of the day
Negative Tole Tole would be a hella cool combo
true!
last joker until i start working on other features
like decks or consumables
ohh
thats a good idea because you defo need a pack or tarot card
i can make the pack for you if you want
i would love that
cat smore pack
should I give em a :3 look
Is adding extra rounds hard to code? Maybe the cat smore deck could be 50% more antes or 2 extra antes and each ante has an extra "Slightly Bigger Blind" lol
i dont think extra antes would be too hard to code
but that extra blind every ante would be difficult for me
Yeah that's probably an easier part of it. 50% more antes would probably make more sense anyways lol
Thought cat astro might need a small rework to make it more "compounding" than just "own more jokers"
maybe also glorpsto could instead earn like 60 to 90 chips per joker at the end of the round ? or maybe a slightly different effect ? just brainstorming here
ill up it to 75 chips
holy..
ill draw my own gato pack sprite and base it upon yours
hello
hi!
can i help?
you could like, draw stuff, request funny cats, give ideas,
idk tho, you can ask mbx
@terse steeple
with what in specific?
idk anything besides codding
i cant anything it rn but i can work on it maybe like today or tommorrow
made all of these extra ones
do you have any examples of stuff you've done?
oh that actually looks really cool
art for the cats with little joker scruffs would actually be pretty cool but idk if you're specifically going for the JPEGness this mod has
can i see some of the jokers?
these are all the jokers rn
ahhh
made individual gatos
that would be nice yeah
I feel like the joker text should be pixelated
it is pixelated
more pixelated
me?
im talking about the gatos
yeah
i have like a balatro font download wait let me get it
i read that wrong woopsies
nah its okay
anyways back to my burgercat seal and sticker
lol
its not really hired its just that you can help with stuff that requires sprites if you feel like it
i want to do it
fuck yeah
coolio
i completely forgot about that cats existence ngl
?
why they roll
just for fun
Coolio
hmmmmmm
mbx8 how does it feel with people wanting to help you
im open to the idea its just that it would be nice if it was more like a team of contributors who do things when they feel like it
yeah that's fair
maybe you could make a custom sprite for the el gato balatro joker?
anyways starting work on the gato pack
maybe it should have like some varying shapes to match the flare of the random colors for the reference
when you mean custom sprite u mean like draw the card right?
yeah
what?
poll_question_text
what should the 15th cat joker be?
victor_answer_votes
4
total_votes
8
victor_answer_id
2
victor_answer_text
uni
okay i just made the text for the cat spawn thing
which one is el gato?
by the el gato balatro i mean this one
kkkk
aka these
ooh wait what rarity should el gato balatro be
rare
k
fuck yeah
epic!
have you seen those like free cat images
cartoon cat white cat
so possible stamp idea right.
Just needs to be y'know....... Pixel
ok
working more...
gn yall
gn
progress
nvm i got more time
gato packs
OH FUCK YEAH
may i suggest
make the packs have cat ears instead of the top thingy
i might add :3's at the top
yes
OH MY GOD ITS AMAZING
ty
Baby Cat Yoda
x2 mult on next hand if discarded 3 face cards at once
hey guys
are we able to make animated jokers out of gifs
because i can make my jokers in to gifs
for example i can make pop cat
is nobody online?
Things i gotta do 2day:
Uni joker
Make gato pack work
Why are you asking here
you can make animated jokers but you need to have it as a spritesheet not a gif
kinda like other games with pixel art animations kinda
anything for me to do today?
you dont have to make stuff for the mod every day lol
Uni is the most powerful cat
so give him a STRONG effect to match how comically strong he is.
ill add a battle cats joker in the v2 update
👍
based.
what was that cat where it was like "petting my cat before {x}"




gato packs work!
fuck yeah gato pack
gato pack committed
make it leg rarity
Demonstration of uni
search up Cursed cats by kekeflipnote on youtube
putting this here just in case
uni has been pushed to the github!
ayo? blind
ye
i think thats 2x size
how tf is it too wide
what you gave is a 1x for me
OH
yh
ok i’ll make
cross mod compatibility where the cryptid cat is called HOMONCULUS
is that a dead cell reference
no
ah
what if it was a cat version of cryptid, the spectral card
gabee
an exotic that's basically tredecim but for cats and spectral cards
rotato
why the hell did i get automodded for saying that
maybe the misspelled title
what if the title screen was just a cat loafing
😦
wait imma make a custom title screen
if you need help remember that i have experience is this domain
and uh question, what did u use to make this square animation
3d gif maker
bet
meow
21 frames normal speed doesnt matter anywhere when you spritesheet it anyways
kk
btw dont use the manual size
go to ezgif
crop transparent parts
resize it to the size of the blind aka 34x34 or 68x68
save the file
put it in split
gif to spritesheet
horizontally
mockup and background
wowow slow down turbo
what
the current astro background was just kinda.... Blu...
So i just did this for the funnies
this background is also just kinda blu
double blu
Tru...
why is it smaller (i used 68x)
kk
and if still smaller try cropping it with transparent pixels
try cropping it out twith transparent pixels
its in autocrop
yw
holy moly 2 of them
/j indeed
its beautiful....
oh mi, el gato balatro
el gatoo
hold on
i just remembered
you cant use gato balatro
i already done it
this too :
yeah but thats a reskin mod
nop, thats the official
garbshit mod
soon, at least
done by yours truly
heres my queue to say that i am available to do textures
-# also yes this is a teto giga chad, dont think too hard about it
well erm im executing you
executing you for posting your shitty garbshit shit shit in my shitting funny cats mod post
ok sob
could use the pixel art version
or a little square gatolatto
gatolatto..
:3
floppa crashed my game
how
juice up failed ig
i left too quickly and i then sold it to see if it was floppa
it was floppa
was talking bout juice_up
:3
uni's challenge deck committed
https://github.com/mbx8rt/balatro-funnycats <- heres the github page if you all forgot
first recorded uni deck win
uni has a 1% chance to explode and then return as Uni 2 - does nothing different from uni 1
can you guys please add chair
cryptid compat exotic called Astrum and it gives ^^2 chips /j
👍
it would probably instead just gain something per something depending on the amount of jokers you have
maybe gives jokers negative idk
👍
yall talking bout chair but wheres dave the magical cheese wizard
wheres dave the magical cheese wizard
epic!
Glorp - Gains 3 Chips per Joker when hand played
Meow
nyoom nyoom he's a car beep beep.
is gato cat in the game yet
yippee
1ST PAGE LETS GOO
@terse steeple is there anything i can help today?
hey
isnt that just a better green joker
you could do something with chips
@drowsy sail give me a cat idea
Its based off the original dapper cat
ohhhhhh
We could take the art for the battle cat joker from https://www.spriters-resource.com/mobile/metalslugdefense/sheet/91734/
Mobile - Metal Slug Defense - MSD x Battle Cats Collaboration Units - The #1 source for video game sprites on the internet!
i can already make my own battle cats
we that joker esc theme
going on
@winged spade @drowsy sail @limpid vapor offical release
FUNNY CATS! (v1 released!)
the link for some reason doesn't work it just leads to a 404
got it to show by removing the /v1.0.0
fuse astro and glorpsto /hj
yeah same with me im kinda confuzzled
ok found it
Cat joker heaven
temporary fix is to copy the icon.png from the x1 folder then paste in the x2 folder heh
wup, found two bugs: 1 non-crash and 1 crash
Larry getting upgraded multiple times via cards left in deck after blind
Floppa just crashes...
maybe play without other mods?
ayt will give it a try
Ok, playing with other mods seems to be a no go for now. No biggie.
Sneaked in "modded joker in shop only" cardsleeve from SDM aaaand
Oops, all gato ft. JimboMiku
Thats cuz i changed the tag without updating the link
Wait WHAT i thought i fixed that
they released V1 to hell
Heh. Guess you could say that"kill" was "ultra"
||super late|| ba dum tss
I will get a patch out when i get home 💔
this is really weird
larry works perfectly fine for me???
no no it's likely cuz of playing with other mods
I disabled other mods (except for SDM's for the cardsleeves) and Larry was behaving normally
ah alright, anyways i've made a new bugfix release that should hopefully fix the issue
@drowsy sail @winged spade @limpid vapor you guys might also wanna look at this
I GOT BUFFED!!!!
play funny cats
.
Ermmmmm
Sorry no

Cat joker mod
looks inside
Doggo legendary
lol
mrrp
I'm adding this to my modpack lol
a lot of the cats keep crashing my game for some reason
ive had dapper cat, singing cat, uncanny cat, cat astro and ultra glungus crash my game at different times
What happened to make the game crash, did you have any other mods enabled as well?
I have no other mods
Most of the time it crashed after playing my hand but ultra glungus crashed on blind selection
And pretty sure uncanny crashed right after the end of round before triggering the 1/4 round counter
farthest ive gotten using jokers from the mod
this made me find out that astro's upgrade ability can be triggered by blueprint
Will try later
that might be it but im unsure
i never got like
errors from any of those jokers while testing
cat only deck !!! 🗣️
FUNNY CAT MOD PERSON
I HAVE A REQUEST
MAKE THIS A JOKEr
OR ELSE
you have lost a great opportunity
i now hereby revoke your right to this cat
for i already gave it a purpose
didnt work :[
What the freak
I havent got an error from any of those jokers ever
Maybe reinstall the mod?
nothings working :(
guuuhhhhh
different mod, I'm just angry that tole tole doesn't have the negative effect
thats the tradeoff! you have to sell one joker to gain more slots
ooookay...
could be easy to assume with only "+2 joker slots" that it would have a similar affect to negative, maybe it should have subtext telling you that you can't take it while full
yeah ill change that
:]
for some reason they now
did you do anything in particular?
also new joker!
All i did was install cryptid so i have no idea why they work
that is incredibly weird
Yup
HOW
highest ive managed to get floppa
@terse steeple ive been meaning to ask is the el gato in the game yet
that jokerles challenge
dapper cat is crashing game
glungus causes same issue with "juice_up"
nvm most of caat jokers do that
actually, paradox's stupid ideas' artistic deck
how would I get a buffoon pack
on jokerless
??????
This joker never crashed for me? ?
It might be the other mods causing it to crash
probably, im gonna try
@terse steeple it crashes even with only cat mod
Have you updated the mod?
mraow
i have 1.0.1 bugfix
Dont download the release
Go on the main page
And press the download zip button
ok
you like my run?
guh
any cats ii can make? Im bored
i just found seed where you can get those 2 in first 2 rounds
but cryptid is required
Whats the seed?
a bit late i fogort to save it and did 4 games already 😔
it did just spawned astro on cryptid legendary deck and then in the first shop in first gato pack there was glorpsto
! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Obligatory double Astro

astro emojis? :o
which one i should pick
put ts on balatro mod manager
This mod is amazing
Yum
Balala
i dont htink its supposed to do that
this is completely intended
what the fuck is that abomination
scary
VOID

