EL BALTO (0.1.2) - funne shitpost joker mod | Balatro | Page 1

raw nebula Apr 22, 2025, 2:26 AM

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This is a shitposty mod with some joker ideas that me and my friend had, it was originally made in Spanish (Spain) but its also available in English.
It currently adds 30 jokers, 2 of which are legendary, and some with a couple new rarities:

ACTIVATE WINDOWS: Rarer than legendaries, obtained through a legendary spectral card.
you suck: These jokers are pure bs, they tend to be VERY high risk, VERY high reward.
This mod is not meant to be taken seriously, but still, any feedback is appreciated.
Download: https://github.com/mandrixxx/el-balto

GitHub

GitHub - mandrixxx/el-balto

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vague bramble Apr 22, 2025, 2:32 AM

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this might be peak

raw nebula Apr 22, 2025, 2:47 AM

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EL BALTO (0.1.0) - funne shitpost joker mod

vague bramble Apr 22, 2025, 3:21 AM

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raw nebula Apr 22, 2025, 5:44 AM

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vague bramble

LMAOO

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i think that joker is way too punishing for being that quality tbh

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its funny af tho

blissful minnow Apr 22, 2025, 7:57 AM

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vague bramble

tf is this 😭

covert kelp Apr 22, 2025, 3:46 PM

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vague bramble

chip joker enjoyers after scoring less score than the size of an atom:

blissful minnow Apr 22, 2025, 4:14 PM

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Bro who is mr.tinoak

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And why is broken af

near isle Apr 23, 2025, 12:39 PM

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what does heart attack 2 d

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vague bramble Apr 23, 2025, 12:42 PM

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yeah I wondered too

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 1:03 PM

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near isle what does heart attack 2 d

random xmult from -1000 xmult to 1000

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imma rework jonkler cus i just found out cryptid has a joker that does the exact same thing lmao

near isle Apr 23, 2025, 1:41 PM

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and also when is something hand of the tin-oak

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 1:50 PM

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near isle and also when is something hand of the tin-oak

its in run info i think

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if its not lemme know

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lil buff to batman

vague bramble Apr 23, 2025, 2:12 PM

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raw nebula if its not lemme know

nope its not

blissful minnow Apr 23, 2025, 2:14 PM

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It is 67486 i think

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In that order exactly

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 2:25 PM

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vague bramble nope its not

okay, ty 🙏

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will fix that

blissful minnow Apr 23, 2025, 2:25 PM

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Lov u

vague bramble Apr 23, 2025, 2:26 PM

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raw nebula okay, ty 🙏

el papa

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 2:26 PM

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vague bramble el papa

ha muerto 💔

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rip

blissful minnow Apr 23, 2025, 2:27 PM

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Dep

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 5:21 PM

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the car i was talking about got a rework!

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new spectral card!

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 7:14 PM

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new jokers!

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miner rework

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 8:33 PM

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new deck!

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https://github.com/mandrixxx/el-balto/releases/tag/0.1.1 update out!!!

GitHub

Release 0.1.1 · mandrixxx/el-balto

Added:
2 new Jokers:

Dear God: When selecting a blind, gains ^0.04 mult and destroys a random Joker (Starts at ^1)
$8: +$8 at the end of round

Reworked Miner and Mr. Tin-Oak

Miner now instead of...

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EL BALTO (0.1.1) - funne shitpost joker mod

vague bramble Apr 23, 2025, 9:51 PM

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raw nebula new jokers!

born to be a modder, forced to be a shitposter

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 9:51 PM

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vague bramble born to be a modder, forced to be a shitposter

real

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i just tested dear god and it scales painfully slow, imma buff it

raw nebula Apr 23, 2025, 10:25 PM

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and the pe ep wasnt set to legendary, that will be fixed too

vague bramble Apr 24, 2025, 6:04 AM

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el balto and this would go hard

olive hedge Apr 24, 2025, 6:20 AM

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this is officially my new favorite mod and i havent even seen real gameplay of it

worn spoke Apr 24, 2025, 6:22 AM

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This feels like a spiritual successor to https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1236181477096689695

raw nebula Apr 24, 2025, 1:16 PM

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vague bramble

Cardiac Arrest 3 the rightmost joker, ready to turn that score to less than the size of an atom:

raw nebula Apr 24, 2025, 1:21 PM

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vague bramble el balto and this would go hard

REAL

vague bramble Apr 24, 2025, 1:21 PM

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toyota

raw nebula Apr 25, 2025, 12:20 PM

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rework to miner again cus offensive deck is stupidly easy

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and rework to fragile too

blissful minnow Apr 26, 2025, 1:18 AM

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Delete this mod

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pls

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ah okay

raw nebula Apr 26, 2025, 9:16 AM

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blissful minnow ah okay

-NANEINF

surreal flare Apr 26, 2025, 9:28 AM

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blissful minnow ah okay

AHAHAHA

raw nebula Apr 29, 2025, 11:47 AM

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mod is going great

raw nebula Apr 29, 2025, 4:53 PM

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yall will never Guess

olive hedge Apr 29, 2025, 6:24 PM

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G

vague bramble May 14, 2025, 4:59 PM

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cpntent when

olive hedge May 18, 2025, 2:08 AM

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add this as a joker https://twittpr.com/tylerdancecar/status/1848751164310843677

tyler the creator dancing on top of car (@tylerdancecar)

tyler the creator dancing on top of car to boogie by brockhampton

**💬 5 🔁 173 ❤️ 892 👁️ 11.4K **

▶ Play video

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i have no functionality ideas

raw nebula May 18, 2025, 12:50 PM

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vague bramble cpntent when

content now

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i am officially back

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sorry my baltitos

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i was working on other stuff (playing minecraft

vague bramble May 18, 2025, 12:51 PM

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raw nebula content now

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

raw nebula May 18, 2025, 12:52 PM

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olive hedge add this as a joker https://twittpr.com/tylerdancecar/status/1848751164310843677

wjat is twittpr LMAOO

blissful minnow May 18, 2025, 12:52 PM

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olive hedge add this as a joker https://twittpr.com/tylerdancecar/status/1848751164310843677

virus download

olive hedge May 18, 2025, 3:55 PM

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blissful minnow virus download

❓

olive hedge May 18, 2025, 3:56 PM

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raw nebula wjat is twittpr LMAOO

well i didnt think i was abt to bust out "girlcockx" in the balatro server and twittpr was the next one i knew

raw nebula May 18, 2025, 3:57 PM

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olive hedge well i didnt think i was abt to bust out "girlcockx" in the balatro server and t...

LMAOO mb i didnt know about fxembed

raw nebula May 19, 2025, 7:49 AM

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blissful minnow May 19, 2025, 7:50 AM

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Borra el mod

olive hedge May 19, 2025, 8:24 AM

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raw nebula

ah it makes sense now

raw nebula May 19, 2025, 7:31 PM

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G and Y has been cancelled temporarily because im a dummy and i gotta figure out how to make stuff. sad day

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new jokers are coming tho

rocky garden May 20, 2025, 12:37 AM

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Add this as a joker I beg of you

raw nebula May 21, 2025, 9:04 PM

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rocky garden Add this as a joker I beg of you

your wish is my command

raw nebula May 28, 2025, 8:41 PM

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we are so back

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raw nebula May 29, 2025, 12:59 PM

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say goodbye to gambler. he will not be missed 💔

vague bramble Jun 3, 2025, 2:19 PM

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you're my inspiration

olive hedge Jun 4, 2025, 5:03 AM

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raw nebula we are so back

add vlonepredator joker that makes cards into black or chinese

raw nebula Jun 4, 2025, 2:57 PM

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olive hedge add vlonepredator joker that makes cards into black or chinese

THATS ACTUALLY GOATED

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adding it rn

raw nebula Jun 10, 2025, 10:12 PM

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update?

raw nebula Jun 10, 2025, 11:17 PM

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WAKE UP BALTITOS, NEW UPDATE 0.1.2 https://github.com/mandrixxx/el-balto/releases/tag/0.1.2

GitHub

Release 0.1.2 · mandrixxx/el-balto

Added:
2 new Jokers:
cebollino el chino: Has a 1 in REDACTED of turning scored cards into Chinese Cards
vlonepredator: Turns played cards into Black or Chinese Cards
2 new Enhancements
Chinese Card...

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EL BALTO (0.1.2) - funne shitpost joker mod

raw nebula Jun 19, 2025, 8:14 PM

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chat should i continue this

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i have ideas but idk

olive hedge Jun 24, 2025, 11:14 AM

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what are the ideas

raw nebula Jul 15, 2025, 3:55 AM

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el balto is officially dead

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i see @vague bramble and his mod as my spiritual successors and i wish for him to continue my legacy

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rip

vague bramble Jul 15, 2025, 3:59 AM

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

raw nebula Jul 15, 2025, 4:04 AM

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vague bramble NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if i can make a wish, make a joker in honor of el balto...

vague bramble Jul 15, 2025, 4:07 AM

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raw nebula if i can make a wish, make a joker in honor of el balto...

i will

raw nebula Jul 15, 2025, 4:07 AM

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ur the goat

undone apex Jul 15, 2025, 11:43 PM

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NO WAY EL BALTO REVIVAL

raw nebula Jul 15, 2025, 11:44 PM

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my baltitos...

undone apex Jul 15, 2025, 11:44 PM

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Free joker

raw nebula Jul 15, 2025, 11:44 PM

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no aguanto mas

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el balto is back

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i think

raw nebula Jul 16, 2025, 12:55 AM

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shoutout @vague bramble for the meme

vague bramble Jul 16, 2025, 12:56 AM

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raw nebula shoutout <@326686861450018817> for the meme

this is so peak

raw nebula Jul 16, 2025, 1:34 AM

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drain is now canon in balatro

pseudo gyro Jul 16, 2025, 2:03 AM

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borra el mod we

raw nebula Jul 16, 2025, 2:08 AM

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pseudo gyro borra el mod we

borra la cuenta

pseudo gyro Jul 16, 2025, 2:09 AM

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raw nebula borra la cuenta

okperdon

raw nebula Jul 16, 2025, 2:09 AM

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pseudo gyro okperdon

i perdon you 🤗

raw nebula Jul 17, 2025, 1:45 AM

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undone apex Jul 21, 2025, 10:49 PM

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El Balto update when

vague bramble Jul 22, 2025, 6:08 AM

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raw nebula Jul 23, 2025, 10:51 AM

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undone apex El Balto update when

its cooking

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imma post some updates

undone apex Jul 23, 2025, 5:03 PM

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raw nebula imma post some updates

Yay!

agile wharf Jul 24, 2025, 7:00 AM

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let him cook

raw nebula Jul 24, 2025, 1:04 PM

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sorry chat ive been busy with music stuff

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once i get home imma post updates 🙏

blissful minnow Aug 1, 2025, 5:39 PM

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Delete this

vague bramble Aug 2, 2025, 2:00 PM

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SMODS.Booster {
    key = "fridge",
    loc_txt = {
        name = "Fridge",
        text = {
            "Will contain something else",
            "If this pack is opened",
            "at {C:attention}2 AM{}"
        }
    },
    config = { extra = 5, choose = 1 },
    loc_vars = function(self, info_queue, card)
        return { vars = { card.ability.choose, card.ability.extra, colours = {HEX("ff98e2")} } }
    end,
    cost = 4,
    atlas = "boosters",
    weight = 0.75,
    pos = { x = 2, y = 0 },
    kind = "Food", -- see below
    group_key = "tngt_booster_fridge", -- boosters associated with these
    create_card = function(self, card, i) -- like calculate but for booster
        local current_time = os.date("*t")
        local is_special_time = (current_time.hour == 2)
        if is_special_time then
            return SMODS.create_card({
                set = "Beans",
                skip_materialize = true, 
                area = G.pack_cards
            })
        else
            return SMODS.create_card({
                set = "Food", 
                skip_materialize = true, 
                area = G.pack_cards
            })
        end
    end,
    ease_background_colour = function(self) -- the background colour
        ease_colour(G.C.DYN_UI.MAIN, HEX("FFFFFF"))
        ease_background_colour({ new_colour = HEX('FFFFFF'), special_colour = HEX("757575"), contrast = 2 })
    end
}

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@raw nebula

raw nebula Aug 2, 2025, 2:01 PM

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vague bramble ```lua SMODS.Booster { key = "fridge", loc_txt = { name = "Fridg...

this is so cool it even has the time thingy

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ty

vague bramble Aug 2, 2025, 2:03 PM

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raw nebula this is so cool it even has the time thingy

i tried

raw nebula Mar 24, 2026, 11:38 AM

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el balto appreciation message

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r.i.p

raw nebula Mar 27, 2026, 11:00 PM

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egg

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