#WOKELATRO - A mod for all of the blue haired liberals out there...
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I'm headed to work now, but can you guys please write down everything we all 3 said in the #⚙・modding-general
So that way after work I can just look in here and get cracking on making the peakest mod ever
Also feel free to write down mire ideas. I wanna do something with furries I think
woker that adds mult to cards that transition (change suit or rank)
HRT tarot that upgrades 2-5 into queen and 6-10 into king
canio becomes ben shapiro
hanged man becomes common sense with a description of "destroy up to 2 selected liberals with facts and logic"
diet soda becomes gay beer (new norm)
obelisk becomes 10 commandments "or smth"
sock n buskin only has their description changed to include The first openly guy couple in a Disney movie
hologram becomes homogram
misprint becomes either misterprint or mxprint
8 ball becomes either 8 breast, 0 ball, or pronoun ball
ima make a spreadsheet hag on
I change the base card sprites so that king says he/him, queen says she/her, and Jack says they/them
Mad joker becomes that one guy that crashed out and said "PRONOUNS!!!!!!!!!"
I'm probably gonna first start on woke tarot cards cuz malverk is the worst to use so I gotta get it over with first
Wouldn't sock and buskin be the gay Muppets
No no sock and buskin undergo no changes because they're already a gay couplr
But I add it their description as inactive text "The first openly gay couple in a Disney movie"
Oh ok
Also you gotta be more specific there's like 4 canonically gay couples in the Muppets and most of them are at least eluded to being gay
The hecklers
Bunsen and beaker have canonically had sex, Bert and ernie were confirmed to be more than just roommates, Statler and Waldorf are an old gay couple, and then there's a fourth one what was it
Statler and Waldorf is what I was talking about
Fair
But I would love to make a heckler joker if I could figure out how to do the speech bubbles
Flowerpot can be umm something rainbow
pride flag
it becomes a pride flag
There's a flag joker already
Because Joe Biden is gonna legalize every drug
Flowerpot becomes legal pot
But rainbow jokes will be for seeing double
OK wait there's gotta be like
A dei joke with suits SOMEWHERE in here
Could seeing double be DEI?
The one where including a clubs card gives xmult?
I thought seeing double was "clubs plus 3 other suits gets you a bonus"
No it's clubs plus any other suit
Oh, well still works as a dei joke imo
WAIT OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT
HOW DID I MISS THE MOST OBVIOUS JOKE
STRAIGHTS
LIKE THE HAND
Holy shit
Shortcut is changed to "Heteroflexible"
Runner can be "the straights are ok"
Castle could be stonewall
Wait hold on, genius idea
If face cards are pronoun cards, then paredolia could be "Neopronouns"
HOH
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-BQjk2COSNUCxen8uTXYEtpg2R353pqI3JKsLk5Xoes/edit?usp=sharing
lmao
I don't get the reference
i think pareidolia works better just as neopronouns
Alright but carrd card is a genius idea
You'll get it when you're older woker
It's a website platform?
Yeah but it's mainly used by leftist teens n stuff to like display gender and pronoun information
Huh ok
It's like a linktree but woke
OK it's time to work ill brb
I'll start posting dev updates when I get home
Is this meant to follow a pattern like suits generally mean something and ranks general mean something else or is it just a case by case because for what is funniest
Probably what is funniest, but it's important to note that face cards have pronouns now
What would be drag queen story hour? Something to do with low ranks like hack or wee joker?
Ride the bus can be gender neutral bathrooms?
this is hell
you chose to look inside
someone's not woke enough
peak
The joker where you get x3 if there's only clubs and spades in hand feels like a good candidate for a racism reference
"Jolly Joker" becomes "Gay Joker" (gay means happy, or at least it once did)
of course
half joker is quite obviously demigender joker
half joker can be "differently abled" joker
ive been leaving some comments on the doc
maybe pushing it a bit
Gender equality
Rarity: Rare
Cost: 6 dollars
Description: "Makes Kings and Queens count as the same rank"
Socialism / Communism
Rarity: Uncommon
Cost: 1 Dollar
Description: "Earn no interest, but all the money lost gets converted into +mult"
Blueprint becomes the DEI joker
this will prevent "Straight" lmao
not a joke. because theyre count the same rank
yeah but it would be easier to do easier to do pairs and two pairs though, it's like a trade off thing
less usefull. that was a downgrade
hmm depends, maybe lower the rarity to uncommon?
I changed my mind, it could be black history month
blueprint should be "blue hair and pronouns" because it'd be funny
cus that's the most on the nose 'anti woke' thing i hear repeated like it means something
Real
Oh yea I reformatted the chart for you guys
I ain’t queer so I can’t make any firsthand references but I felt I’d at least help with setting up that organizational structure a little
Also I don’t know if it was written yet but you need to replace Straight hands with Gay hands
Ok good luck on the gaylatro 🫡 🏳️🌈
Oh wait I didn’t see that there was a tarot card section
Shit I gotta reformat that one too
I may not be queer but I’m autistic for organization structures
And I mean that literally
But keeping it as straights gives some variety to the sexuality references
Literally blackboard
Like, how do you get a better DEI joke than getting one of the best effects in base balatro (XMult) for only keeping black suits in hand
Oh, someone already brought that up lol