#WOKELATRO - A mod for all of the blue haired liberals out there...

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tacit karma
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Starting work after work today: gonna add custom jokers and reskin some, but the main feature will be fully woke tarots.

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@modest forge @eager quartz

eager quartz
modest forge
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epic

tacit karma
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I'm headed to work now, but can you guys please write down everything we all 3 said in the #⚙・modding-general

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So that way after work I can just look in here and get cracking on making the peakest mod ever

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Also feel free to write down mire ideas. I wanna do something with furries I think

modest forge
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yay

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smeared joker becomse Queered Joker

eager quartz
modest forge
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diet soda becomes gay beer (new norm)

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obelisk becomes 10 commandments "or smth"

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sock n buskin only has their description changed to include The first openly guy couple in a Disney movie

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hologram becomes homogram

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misprint becomes either misterprint or mxprint

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8 ball becomes either 8 breast, 0 ball, or pronoun ball

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ima make a spreadsheet hag on

tacit karma
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I change the base card sprites so that king says he/him, queen says she/her, and Jack says they/them

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Mad joker becomes that one guy that crashed out and said "PRONOUNS!!!!!!!!!"

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I'm probably gonna first start on woke tarot cards cuz malverk is the worst to use so I gotta get it over with first

lime meteor
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Wouldn't sock and buskin be the gay Muppets

tacit karma
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No no sock and buskin undergo no changes because they're already a gay couplr

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But I add it their description as inactive text "The first openly gay couple in a Disney movie"

lime meteor
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Oh ok

tacit karma
lime meteor
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The hecklers

tacit karma
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Bunsen and beaker have canonically had sex, Bert and ernie were confirmed to be more than just roommates, Statler and Waldorf are an old gay couple, and then there's a fourth one what was it

lime meteor
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Statler and Waldorf is what I was talking about

tacit karma
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Fair

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But I would love to make a heckler joker if I could figure out how to do the speech bubbles

lime meteor
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Flowerpot can be umm something rainbow

eager quartz
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it becomes a pride flag

tacit karma
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No no no

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We have to think more woke

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Flower pot becomes just pot

lime meteor
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There's a flag joker already

tacit karma
lime meteor
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Flowerpot becomes legal pot

tacit karma
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But rainbow jokes will be for seeing double

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OK wait there's gotta be like

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A dei joke with suits SOMEWHERE in here

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Could seeing double be DEI?

lime meteor
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The one where including a clubs card gives xmult?

tacit karma
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I thought seeing double was "clubs plus 3 other suits gets you a bonus"

lime meteor
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No it's clubs plus any other suit

tacit karma
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Oh, well still works as a dei joke imo

lime meteor
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Flowerpot requires one of each color to give it's xmult

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Lowkey GSA club could work

tacit karma
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WAIT OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT

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HOW DID I MISS THE MOST OBVIOUS JOKE

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STRAIGHTS

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LIKE THE HAND

lime meteor
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Holy shit

tacit karma
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Shortcut is changed to "Heteroflexible"

lime meteor
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Runner can be "the straights are ok"

tacit karma
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Genius

lime meteor
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Castle could be stonewall

tacit karma
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Wait hold on, genius idea

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If face cards are pronoun cards, then paredolia could be "Neopronouns"

lime meteor
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Neopronouns

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Yeah

tacit karma
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HOH

tacit karma
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WAIT

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A CARRD CARD

modest forge
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lmao

tacit karma
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Thats paredolia, The Carrd

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And the image is a list of neopronouns

lime meteor
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I don't get the reference

modest forge
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i think pareidolia works better just as neopronouns

tacit karma
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Alright but carrd card is a genius idea

tacit karma
lime meteor
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It's a website platform?

tacit karma
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Yeah but it's mainly used by leftist teens n stuff to like display gender and pronoun information

lime meteor
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Huh ok

tacit karma
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It's like a linktree but woke

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OK it's time to work ill brb

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I'll start posting dev updates when I get home

lime meteor
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Is this meant to follow a pattern like suits generally mean something and ranks general mean something else or is it just a case by case because for what is funniest

tacit karma
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Probably what is funniest, but it's important to note that face cards have pronouns now

lime meteor
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What would be drag queen story hour? Something to do with low ranks like hack or wee joker?

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Ride the bus can be gender neutral bathrooms?

quasi hamlet
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this is hell

lime meteor
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you chose to look inside

eager quartz
crude jackal
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holy peak

stray eagle
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peak

lime meteor
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The joker where you get x3 if there's only clubs and spades in hand feels like a good candidate for a racism reference

grim mortar
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"Jolly Joker" becomes "Gay Joker" (gay means happy, or at least it once did)

lime meteor
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of course

cerulean sable
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half joker is quite obviously demigender joker

lime meteor
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half joker can be "differently abled" joker

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ive been leaving some comments on the doc

pure dove
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Gender equality
Rarity: Rare
Cost: 6 dollars
Description: "Makes Kings and Queens count as the same rank"

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Socialism / Communism
Rarity: Uncommon
Cost: 1 Dollar
Description: "Earn no interest, but all the money lost gets converted into +mult"

pure dove
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Blueprint becomes the DEI joker

frail lion
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not a joke. because theyre count the same rank

pure dove
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yeah but it would be easier to do easier to do pairs and two pairs though, it's like a trade off thing

frail lion
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less usefull. that was a downgrade

pure dove
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hmm depends, maybe lower the rarity to uncommon?

lime meteor
eager quartz
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cus that's the most on the nose 'anti woke' thing i hear repeated like it means something

lime meteor
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Real

faint granite
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Oh yea I reformatted the chart for you guys

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I ain’t queer so I can’t make any firsthand references but I felt I’d at least help with setting up that organizational structure a little

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Also I don’t know if it was written yet but you need to replace Straight hands with Gay hands

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Ok good luck on the gaylatro 🫡 🏳️‍🌈

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Oh wait I didn’t see that there was a tarot card section

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Shit I gotta reformat that one too

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I may not be queer but I’m autistic for organization structures

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And I mean that literally

lime meteor
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But keeping it as straights gives some variety to the sexuality references

sweet wave
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Like, how do you get a better DEI joke than getting one of the best effects in base balatro (XMult) for only keeping black suits in hand

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Oh, someone already brought that up lol