Based on that one funny image I saw on twitter a few weeks ago.
https://github.com/Lpazos1/Chudjoker/tree/main
Unzip and pop in your mod folder.
Took me way longer than I would like to admit because I have never coded in my life.
Adds the singular joker: Chudjoker, bringing all listed probabilities to a near-zero chance. (1/1000)
Try it with a glass deck or the banana!
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
Thanks to u/BenJammin007 for the idea!