Im gonna be honest this is only here just to show the idea off
But I will be the idea guy like I always am
#Balatro.exe (Balatro if it was a creepypasta)
rare jasper
calm valley
jimbo appears as jimbo?
and when you play a hand it has a 5% chance to jumpscare you
plucky moat
Soooo idea guy with no actual idea attached?
rare jasper
sorry i was busy with a lotta stuff and kinda forgot about this
but now i have some free time i can do idea stuff now
obviously the soundtrack is gonna be insanely slowed down and maybe even reversed
rare jasper
what if the background was just really red and didn't move
calm valley
what if... there was hyper-realistic blood
final goblet
dumb idea
ultra realistic blood
if you lose it kills you irl
with sledgehammers
kind thunder
crazy
what if instead of burnt joker it was burning joker with a very realistic anim of jimbo getting burnt to crisps
kind thunder
sans undertale but its actually dusttale and he murders every card you play with a dagger and the cards bleed cuz like horror i think
timber wolf
Gambler, I remember you're
POKER HAND
timber wolf
FEMUR BREAKER
rare jasper
perfect
now who's gonna write the 10 paragraph introduction where someone finds a jester with a suspicious red substance on their face has a steam key to balatro tattooed on their left pinky or smth
final goblet
make it so its actually about some obscure christian devil invading the game or something
cold lynx
instead of using a modloader this mod should be injected using a savefile
calm valley
Replace all jokers with madness
lean meadow
i opened balatro, and entered the small blind, only it wasn't called the small blind, it was my full name and address. i dismissed it as a glitch and went onward
cosmic hull
As I beat ante 7, I continued on to ante 8. The boss was the Violet Vessel, however, instead of the blind size being 1,200,000, it was my Credit Card Number
lean meadow
i opened balatro, and entered the small blind, only it wasn't called the small b...
THAT HAS TO BE MY FAVORITE CREEPYPASTA TROPE BTW
Responding with "oh it must've been a glitch" to things that very much aren't a glitch
final goblet
is this just a shitpost forum now
low drum
Can't believe they made Balatro.exe real
cosmic hull
Responding with "oh it must've been a glitch" to things that very much ***aren't...
every vibingleaf video
final goblet
when i loaded the game, there was already a run in progress. i clicked continue and the game loaded. i was on ante 69 and the 5 jokers were just screenshots of my credit card number, my moms credit card number, my dads credit card number, my sisters credit card number and a number i dont recognise (probably my sons future credit card number).
cosmic hull
as I entered the blind, the music slowed down, the background turned black, and jimbo was crying realistic blood
final goblet
anyways i thought woopsy daisy must be a glitch and i moved on
kind thunder
when i opened the game, jimbo wasnt there
as i turned around from the sound of breathing it finally hit me
I WAS IN THE GAME AND JIMBO WAS PLAYING IT
final goblet
when i opened the game, jimbo was JORKIN IT???
and by it, haha
lets just say
his peanits
cosmic hull
I received a strange usb in the mail, on which was a label that was blank, when I plugged it in, i saw it had only one thing inside it: a file called "balatro.exe"
final goblet
anyways after i finished a run i went to sleep
cosmic hull
as I opened the game, instead of the new run screen loading up, it was already someone's run, the ante was -999 and the player profile was "HELP ME"
final goblet
tomorrow morning when i was washing my face a letter written in blood appeared on my mirror
M
cosmic hull
I thought it was a glitch, shrugged, and started a new run on a blank profile
final goblet
and when i loaded the game my joker slots were full of jolly jokers
cosmic hull
The curse of cryptid
final goblet
pair was at level naneinf
kind thunder
when i opened the game, the game closed immediately due to an unfixable bug with love2d that was discovered the second i loaded the game
final goblet
i thought to myself "i must be not getting enough sleep, im definitely hallucinating"
probably just a real life glitch ammirite fellas?
kind thunder
oh god now i feel like making sonic.exe a joker
analog yacht
oh god now i feel like making sonic.exe a joker
May i
kind thunder
nah
remove the boss blind for the rest of the session 
i dont eve know if thats possible
analog yacht
How often do you get the same boss blind twice in a run
analog yacht
i dont eve know if thats possible
It should be
kind thunder
How often do you get the same boss blind twice in a run
never
unless you start doing endless
analog yacht
Maybe like x3 mult destroys any cards scored
kind thunder
sounds good enough
analog yacht
Added to my list