Balatro but ai is on drugs

[placid edge]

https://balatro.club/wiki/jokers-tarot-spectrum-a-guide-to-all-balatro-cards-and-unlock-conditions
funny website

[fallen phoenix]

https://balatro.club/video/all-150-jokers-in-balatro

[true rock]

https://balatro.club/video/balatro-unveiling-the-perfect-blend-of-poker-and-roguelike

Embed fail D:

[placid edge]

lel

[true rock]

Ah yes, balattro

[fallen phoenix]

we also have vouchers

https://balatro.club/wiki/balatro-vouchers

[placid edge]

oh god i just realized i gotta do the language mod thing for ALL items

[fallen phoenix]

grabber became +1 hand size

[placid edge]

not just the jonklers

[halcyon ridge]

do they know

[fallen phoenix]

inaccurate if you redeem it more than once

[true rock]

Yup final boss blinds were the tarot cards all along

[fallen phoenix]

https://balatro.club/wiki/blind-skips-tags-in-balatro

tags, too

[halcyon ridge]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

the tags are so fucked

[halcyon ridge]

they managed to nerf voucher tag

[fallen phoenix]

polychrome is possibly special

[halcyon ridge]

why the fuck are the card pack ones so long

[sly sedge]

what is this site

[true rock]

Chat gpt took a few too many mushrooms

[fallen phoenix]

not me rerolling into vv

[lone saffron]

💀 me when I spread misinformation

[true rock]

Ai plagarized balatro guides

[sly sedge]

man

[halcyon ridge]

LMAO

[halcyon breach]

I can't even

[fallen phoenix]

please

[halcyon ridge]

eco tag is now capped at 20

because fuck you

[true rock]

I want to send these articles to the youtubers whose videos they are plagarizing

[lone saffron]

Do it 🗿

[true rock]

This reads like an advertisement

[true rock]

I dont know how i would contact them

[halcyon ridge]

💀

balatro's game

[true rock]

Bellatro

[halcyon breach]

💀

[true rock]

Its all cerulean bell?
Always has been.

[halcyon ridge]

i love my blueprint

where is my blueprint

[halcyon breach]

gone

[fallen phoenix]

calculate money by multiplying by 1$

this and garbage tag could not be more of a GPT response

[true rock]

They should have at least checked if it triggered zero gpt and made the appropriate edits lol

[fallen phoenix]

joker construction

https://balatro.club/wiki/ante-in-balatros-game

[halcyon breach]

confirmed: top-up tag spawns brainstorm to help you construct jokers

[fallen phoenix]

we also have real decks

https://balatro.club/wiki/balatro-starting-decks

[sly sedge]

this seems familiar

[fallen phoenix]

erratic is just a shuffled deck?

[true rock]

Ah yes the best joker in balatro

[sly sedge]

normally it would be the best item in other games

[halcyon breach]

I can't even

[true rock]

I wouldnt consider turtle bean high risk high reward…

[fallen phoenix]

no wonder

it loses you cards instead of hand size now

[true rock]

The 1 time it acknowledges it isnt official

POT IN BALATRO CONFIRMED DOES JIMBO SMOKE A FAT ONE ON HIS DAYS OFF

Profitably

[gleaming delta]

Beginners in balatro can be difficult to understand yeah

not sure if I'd describe +1 mult and +10 chips as "otherwordly abilities", but sure

[echo rock]

Someone should mod this hallucinated Balatro into the game /j

[placid edge]

like the effect descriptions?