#The local coffee shop
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cery coolge idk whenever i come back from school i see her there so i just pet her 
THIS IS THE 1000 mesage




Here cool photo of 1 of my cars as a celebration
wtb
this look like something id find on google when i look up cats
added 
maybe 
Why did u buy that
hmmm
cuz it was cheap 

btw what negs are acceptable even tho not harmless
like am/mag/all that
oh

i mean miter was 150p 
offered 300 rho cuz i felt badge 
wow nice guy
sir, teach me the way
Still guaranteed prof
hush go away go do prime sets 
go china
Skip school and snipe
why not snipe at school?
sir im rolling in platinums
i need moar
Idk I'm just quoting what u do
sold
wtf is an obex
Dazzle, distract and destroy with these sparring weapons of impossibly hard prisma crystal.
CC: 25%
CD: 2x
SC: 30%
Attack Speed: 1.33/s
Range: 1.2m (90%)
Slide Dmg: 300
Wind Up: 0.5s
Disposition: 1.25
Mastery: 10
105 (70%)
22.5 (15%)
22.5 (15%)
-95.54
3+1-: 101.0 - 123.44
2+1-: 66.66 - 81.47
Normal Attack — Melee
method 54

what is method 54
sold corinth ccm -am
sold cmf +rec kuva bramma 
wts
wts
this is not your channel sir 
Buh
in class 
same fr
buh
fr
imagine school
imagine not sniping mid class
No way mf in tc sniping
ARABI FOCUS ON WHAT UR TEACHER IS SAYING

I found ccm -dmg strun but retard wanted 1.5k for it

added dual ichor cae -fin
W
n someone from wfm dms me for it fr
I rhought car cuz there was 1 in tc like 30min ago 

hm u think that smapotes was worth 
idk got it for 1.3 n resold for 5 kekw
W
idk tho theres isnt alot of em tbh
Nah it rolls -imp so -h isnt that sought after ig
ggs
I got linked f grade burston in china
And bro wanted 15k
-z

other than that all i got was endo
ggs
oh thats guy linked me that but i insta said nty
Lmfao i know that guy
kekew

tell him its actually worth 10k


@desert hawk the car -fin ichor guy selling for 3 grades are ass tho but u can prob flip for 4+

wat car -fin
oh
yea idrc about that one theres too many

idk feels like its mot worth it 
sir buy my endo riven bundle 
Lowkey not even worth the riv slots
highkey very worth 

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5p
6?
fr

added
sold fr
Bro speed running
lex sold
buh
wat mf

never 
Bros flipping during iftarr
2035 NOW
fr
booked for someone 4.5 
did i get scammed? 
Endo roll
damn ggs
its actually joever
why sir 
i collect i dont use 
25k for that 
what were the grades
yes 
u sure about that?

condolences to whoever bought this endo 
2 wanted it 
Definitely not me

cooked
Ur endo is straight trash
false
@desert hawk sir, send me the guide
🧠
he does not own such a thing
sir my brain is smooth, i need a written guide
50k
theres no such a thing as a riven guide u can only use ur 🧠

u just gotta learn n use ur 🧠
altair might be helpful ig if u use /rivenhistory
just use the altair sniper 
its not that deep 
u want guide?
yup
i lost around 20-30k in rivs 
but learned and gained more 
Wtb miter unr for 10k sir
-z?
ye
me too 
tc fr
si 
i skipped school to snipe both btw 

brain damage
rmt start when 
bye lads
ew
Hm was zis bundle
idk offered it to maz yesterday for 5 he said no so i was like lemme just ask 4 
nah syam is like mid tbh maybe like 2-3 max
I seen decent grade sgrab more than 4
But next time hmu
If u got bundle of that scale of grofit
I wtb rivne
wtb hub acces
wtt for car -i hespar
buy my car -fin 
i give 200p
it sold 
Btw thats super dead why u got
cuz it was 1.1k
u got robbed
oh thought u meant magistar
eh i can post it on wfm for 150 n itll insta sell 
True
50p grofit big W
ill buy it 5p ty ❤️
Brig I got first msg from china and I am so lost
translate fr
man asked can it be cheaper then offered ccd nami solo 💀
💀
i dont sell there i just buy tbh
First time I tried to translate it said “show paws”
ggs cooked
i just put filters if i see something that caught my eyes i translate it
im pretty sure arryas was looking for this roll some time ago

yea he was lf it he was sad when i didnt sell him my sab unr 
he said he wouldve offered 80k but ik he just lies so idgaf
A- multishot so bad pls endo this
4 wat
akarius deadge who bought
not a gaminf moment 
tbh i didn’t even realize i sold it lmao
i was sleepy so i just got up and did the trade didnt even look at it
fuck is that supposed to mean
ur actually so cooked
gg
i aspire to reach this level of riven braindamage
oh asking 13 but thats skem price arbicord price is 8 
hey man i had to go so i just did that trade i didnt even look at it 

whats ur offer sir 
Im not doing absurdic price you know 😆
7-8 tops
yea understandable i can run u 7 if u want it idrc if u resell
Banned
Wtb wts
why sir
wtb u
5p sir
damn why so 5p
sir its a free market 
Tomorrow jim ye?
i think so 
i wait for moma to let me go 
Ok Im gonna gift you 200 forma bundles
So both of us 2035

do u have 7k? 
fr
sold bronco ccm -rls 
sold glaive cc cd dmg -slide 
Give me mystery riven for 100p

make it 1k 
Go sleep u gotta wake up at 5 and go school then jim
Long day
si
dont slack in the first day

Im serious bro im saying it like im talking to my little bro

damn didnt know i got homies like that 
ty man

got this for 3.5 did i overpay?
eh ill resell for 3.5 who cares
Gg
ig its fair price
Real

U had to go chinese chat?
si
from what ive heard cn hoes crazy for cc cd dmg or cmf/cmt rivs
i have a friend who speaks cn thats how im able to communicate 
i might go sell my bricks there then
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highest offer 20k + 
isnt hate a heavy attack weapon 
and still 

gib me for 400p
and a wisp prime set
fr
-heff is the best neg for car if theres no ips
me when my heavy attack takes 13 business days to get back to full combo 
if u using a car riv ur not gonna be heavy attacking mf 
bad
tennokai sir
tennokai is DEAD
car blud
you are retarded sir
car is DEAD
hampter42 is DEAD
good proof that you do not need any form of intelligence to make plat
cascadeclub is DEAD
Gim in Ramadan 
Goodluck
Yo
Ask them to sell mine
I will give 10% of sale
Mines on market with grades and 0 rolls marked, listed for 10k, sell for 9k ill give them 900p commission
BANNED
no u
buh
@desert hawk did you buy perigale
wts
400p
naur

🍵
why u leak ur friend N####
hmmge
W
cuz he too dented
gg
Nah mines cooler
no
update highest offer is 35
where
[pox]
These festering sacs of pus and gas burst violently on impact.
CC: 1%
CD: 2x
SC: 35%
Fire Rate: 2.08/s (AUTO)
Magazine: 4
Reload: 1s
Multishot: 1
Noise: SILENT
Disposition: 1.2
Mastery: 9
70 (100%)
Spore Impact — Projectile
Poison Cloud — AoE
i got skemed
hm did you buy for
8
saa grades
me neither 
im just a low end trader 
my phone is so cooked man
step 1 have no life
fill ur gallery with random pics
get 50k to start with
i will use ur plat go ahead with next step 
watt

tbh to do cn u gotta have either a pc/ a phone and a good enough brain to multi task
u dont need 🧠 for pc tho tbh
i have 
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booked for 8k to someone
booked doesnt mean its nfs for 9 
but just keep the game open have altair on discord translation ready in browser n a movie to chill with
what im missing is cn buyers 
just post ur rivens with prices
my gooner notes
wfm reputation farm wts stuff
i’ll try
nah i got a cn translator
how come i never see u there 
i aint learning ching chong im sorry
cuz not same name n i dont really post often due to racism
fuck u mean racism 
like if u a foreigner 50% of them wont buy/sell
gg
just dont get caught n ur good
dont speak in eng/any other language
just cn if they ask u if ur a foreigner just say ur autistic
im not jk i actually say that
gaminf moment fr
im retarding is this the only thing i gotta do to go on cn servers
no
dumb
oh 
i swear every time i go to cn n join a dojo its like this
at least better than the american flag…

just 🇨🇳 flag everywhere
how do i say wts and wtb 
1s
Good Negatives
处决伤害=f
滑行攻击暴击几率=slide
重击效率=eff
变焦=zoom
弹药最大值=ammo max
弹匣容量=magt
投射物速度=pfs
你的报价是什么
Whats your offer
你想给多少 How much do you want to give
给我你的价格范围-Give me your price range
不知道他们要多少钱..你有价格范围吗 Not sure how much they cost.. do you have a price range
对
-Yes
来
Come
你能再链接一次吗
Can you link again
让我看看
Let me see
价格
Price
多少
Howmuch
谢谢
Thankyou
你还拥有它吗
Do you stil lhave it
你在吗
Are you there
我会通过
ill pass
似乎太高了
Too high
我会买的
I will buy it
不,谢谢
no thankyou
错误的点击
Wrong Click
我想买
I want to buy
第一个多少钱
-How much for the first one
第二个多少钱
-How much is the 2nd one
嘿,我要买那张卡
-Hey I want to buy that card
似乎太高了 Too high
你能再低点吗 Can you go lower
你最便宜的价格是多少 How much is your cheapest
我不喜欢统计数据 I dont like the stats
不要 don't want it
垃圾 trash
@rotund dove

i’ll do mobile cn then
im not done yet
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bruh how down bad are you for sales tho
i guess it's a good way to learn some Chinese
very


added torids ccm -dti
@desert hawkjust use chat gpt
4 what
fr?
bruh
how do u use it?
translate this into chinese sahfbgudgfagsdfgaiyhfvdefvsfvhjsdvfsdvhjfsvdjfjhsdvs
just ask it to translate into chinses
then type
k
sold cmf -p dtox
added
mislisted the cedo 
hm was that
4.5
lemme buy next bundle if theyre like this fr 
next bundle is 4 maz 
@desert hawkbuy more rolls bbg
yes 
just some grofit like 100-500
after maz me next

okayge 
No
shaddap
against tos ma'am
its not
buying rolls is
naur its an in game item 
check the tos, im not trying to bullshit you or anything
send paragraph 
if you're buying something ie a service that can't be traded through a terminal, that's against tos
im still being cautious
i mean alot of ppl are doing it n no1 gotten banned as far as i know 
i dont really do it i just buy my stuff
cuz its like 1/700k to get the roll ur lf
^
bleh
added cmt -s unr panthera
ccm -rec furis
cc dmg ms -z acceltra
car -dti caustacyst
cmf -z zylok
cmf -rec zenith
sold
ogre flipping Arabi rivens?
does he know 

arabi got employees now 
y u not playing the game
i escaped
thats nothing new 
Grofit
grofit 
1k+ is grofit 
nty i have enough atm
10k bundle sounds funny right
im about to sell one rn 
not a bundle just 2 rivons 
Which
Hot
ggs
guy traded me a cc ms fr -p ocucor n dmg range as -p tatsu + 1.1k for ruvox fr
Holy grofit
added
added

very cool
Want to buy want to sale
frfr
added
very sadge
rawr
Omg
This guys a chad
alr time to start documenting buys n sale again 

use notes if ur pc
I’m ps sadly
ggs u have to it on phone then
I have same riv but -SD
buh
💀
I know
It’s sad isn’t it
Have same w Occucor but -cc
My rng so bad it’s a fucking joke
Spent like 3m kuva last 3 days and 0 grills nevermind decent roll
fr
Sir this translate half of them isn’t even close to accurate


idk friend sent me tgat
Your friend 100% isn’t Chinese
I read half of them
It’s like
Non sence

yea he aint
Are these good?
毒囊双枪 = dual toxocyst
盜賊 = furis
裂罅 = riven mod
托里德 = torid
伯斯顿 = burston
视使之触 = ocucor
哦哦 = o
哈喽 = hello
多少 = hm
有点贵 = a little expensive
感觉有点 = feels a little
抱歉 = sry
打扰了 = sorry for bothering
拉我 = inv
好吧 = aight
不了ty = nty
收 = WTB (only when used as sentences starter)
出 = WTS (only when used as sentence starter)
负 = neg
基双暴 = CCD
多双暴 = CCM
基多暴率/伤 = DMCC/CD
基 = DMG
多 = MS
暴率 = CC
暴伤 = CD
能小刀吗 = can you do cheaper?
算了 = nvm
klps = Plague Kripath
成品 = good roll
极品 = godroll
物理 = IPS
有别的吗 = you have any other ones?
再贴一下 - relink
伯斯顿 = burston
@pale burrow
A lot of these we just use slangs
It’s hard to explain
Ngl I don’t recommend buying stuff in cn
gotcha
You will be laughed if you didn’t say correctly
i mean they have good stuff


So for example
If you don’t want something
Just say ty
No ty is stupid

Also be careful if you get put up on Chinese Reddit
It’s gg
I bought funny kompressa in cn
Also had a guy ask me what incarnon is, where to farm, and best ones
Was not fun
Bruh the person who has no idea about anything related to rivens saying dont buy from cn
Just bought a cc cd ms -zoom for 1200p
wat
Was jk I'm too broke to do that
buying a ccm - is not that hard 
No Riven goes for less than 2k no?
Fr just pay 20k
I can give you a shit gun riv for that much
No problem
All you was is ccm - harmless
I gotxhu
😭
just scam
Real
fr
sold bundle dont ask why the other rivs look weird
y the others look weird
cuz its not a ss
Hm?
sold for 4 🫠
Someone here?
When I get a bundle
idk random in dms
fr
same

Partially thanks to me 
tbh i do have some good stuff 
i have vesper nataruk 
wts btw fr
also sold cmf -z latron 
sold cmf +rec ocucor
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bery cool
wat
Quartak
bet
What quartakk
Cc cd ms -imp
😮 grades?
S
Tripple s?
Yup
Show pic fr
Ugh got me excited
For that I hope you cc cd ms -dmg
Nvm that's cool roll
If I get that roll ima use it first see if I like it
If I do well ima stunt on everyone I ever play w
I hope you get -grinneer or - status duration
Still good
Ye good for endo
They A tier funnily enough
Yea the higher the grade of neg the less the - is
Hm you reckon that 1st one could get if one wanted to sell it
Guess nothing since no one really used Quartak right
Just a collector’s riv?
u can try like 600ish around there
BRO
Quartak kinda fucked unless perfect
lmfao
HOW

@desert hawk
wat
ggs farmed alot frfr
This ever happened t youv
yes
Did you know how it happened or have a clue why it happened to me
either farmed alot/scammed some guy w black pl
@distant cargo r u trade banned?
can be old asf
Hmm dunno then
i got banned for a trade i did 2months ago at that time
That’s gay tho specially if you did nothing bad
ask why submit a ticked
Doing it
no?
ggs
WTS Paws
Go sleep mf

no
buy for scam price 
it cn it was called paws so W
yo ban this guy from goons pls ty
rawr :3
based
guys is this real
wtb ccm -i sybaris 
buy paws fr
my speed limit
where
My riv brother
Do u even want cc cd dmg
Isn't it a light attack wep
And you can roll -imp
why is it called paws sir
Cuz they are paws
paws
Claw looking melee weps

Send voice note pls bbg
wat
cause in cn some guy sent a msg and it translated to "show me your paws"

damn he wants you bro
Uncs taken alr
I found him a femboy lover 2 days ago
ong
damn unc got game
I was the matchmaker
i have someone 😭
we all know its @dusty cliff
shhhhh no need to lie bro

don’t hav
sad
REEEEE
grah
Did you see my 1st one
i saw
nty i have cd ms zoom -cc 
Dps
S?
ngl even if u said S i woyldve said no 
damn you to rich
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very cool
fr
fr
added
wtb more non retarded and not willing to scam thier friends psn goats
huh
wat
nuh uh
@desert hawk
wat
@desert hawk
@distant cargo
@distant cargo
@distant cargo
@cold geyser make sure to only DM me when you hit on quartakk
i buy 30k
don't tell anyone else
fr
wtb kuva
@cold geyser roll dagger for me

bruh
is this ur car
man fuck u
man i love u
sold ax ccm -am
ccm -am burston
dmg as rng -p tatsu
ocucor cc ms fr -p
added
unr
abc grades

sold for 5
No dna test needed
very nice burston 
ty pooks 
I seen ts on fb😭
I don't remember mine being as kewl as this wtf
friend getting his 1st bundle 
Hope they enjoy 🙏
friend whos been helping me irl 
more to cum 
💦
added
Arabi have infinite source
arabi spawning rivens out of thin air
He is like magician.
sold 

alr this is the last bundle for the atleast the next dew weeks 🫠
my inventory rn 
bbf 25k 
wfm price 
also i bought a cute grim ccm -dmg 
im asking 15 in tc 
bruh
i might start buying unrolled only there are too many people out there with these
unrolls are so cool tho
buy my -mag vintage grimy 
-mags vintage?
yup
Kewl








