What I would say if my parents found out about my online relationship

[jolly grove]

Okay so this post is the opposite of coming out so maybe I shouldn't write this.
So basically I have an online relationship with a beautiful girly like myself and sometimes I'm worried my parents will find out so I devised a plan. If they ever find out that I'm engaging in lovey dovey conversations with her I'll say "You actually thought I was gay? That's so hilarious! All my friends that are girls talk like this, it's normal. I mean.. unless I'm friends with all lesbians and they are just flirting with me and they think I'm reciprocating it? Uh oh.."

[austere locust]

How would they ever find out ?

[shell scroll]

snooping

are my parents the only ones who constantly monitor my history?

[noble cape]

noo youre not the only one, my parents every once in a while check my phone :(

[shell scroll]

i literally have to use incognito to use discord, cause i use the browser version

[noble cape]

ohh i used to do that, now i just use the chromebook 💀
but i also use discord on the phone, i just hidden it

[jolly grove]

I'm super lucky in that my parents never check my stuff but I'm still worried bec they wouldnt be accepting of my relationship