I think I regret this decision. My parents were talking about how gay people shouldn't exist and that everybody should love the opposite gender, so I looked to my dad and reluctantly said "Dad, I'm omnisexual." And he looked at me and asked "What's that?" So I replied with "It's when you like two genders but you have a preference for one."
So he looks at me like i was crazy.
And then my dumb*ss said "I like girls, dad."
And then I ran up to my room and kind of just spent the rest of my day there.