no-wow-discussion

[heady solstice]

imagine believe

[empty swallow]

now I can leave this channel

[deft vapor]

see you in 3 min once you've fed the enemy

[heady solstice]

its been like

[empty swallow]

can't feed as supp

[heady solstice]

3 minutes

and monte has already called someone a degen

[main dirge]

miss ur Q

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

Havent had an amazing joke like that since the entire 6.1 patch was only the selfie camera, thanks 🅱️onte

[wary gate]

I'm always confused by people like that chef guy

what do they honestly think is gonna happen?

[urban kite]

they don't

[neon hinge]

they try to troll, we troll back

[deft vapor]

me meeting 🅱️onte in league (never)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEjbNawdKPQ

[heady solstice]

holy fucking shit

[spring burrow]

yeah we troll back and it works against us

[heady solstice]

he standing on a dumpster

[urban kite]

when

[heady solstice]

when

[deft vapor]

when

[wary gate]

why would that do that?

that's so mean

[urban kite]

if it worked against us then he'd still be here

[neon hinge]

yeah we troll back and it works against us
I didn't say we were clever

[urban kite]

but he's been relegated to the retail chat

where he can be safely ignored

[spring burrow]

that vine is mean wtf

[wary gate]

I don't go in retail at this point

[spring burrow]

yeah I muted it awhile back

[spice thistle]

.. im tempted to go there

and be like "ahoy"

[deft vapor]

don't, chef is there now

[heady solstice]

when

[deft vapor]

when

[spice thistle]

thats why

[spring heath]

I wish I liked current enhancement as much as other people seem to cuz I just can't stand it since the pre-legion changes

but anywho

[urban kite]

wish i could get some fucking weapons for it so i could actually play

[spring heath]

I got a Prae last night where Im pretty sure both tanks were babey

[heady solstice]

babey

[spring heath]

because they had no initiative or sense of Go

babs

wee newbies

untested fighters

[neon hinge]

my wowhead is nice

[hardy forge]

Sounds pretty comfy inter

[heady solstice]

got more foxy blackmail

[wary gate]

*what do thay talk about?

[urban kite]

marc just taking photos of people for no reason

[hardy forge]

Marc is like speedrunners,he takes photos because he knows he'll need them later in the level

[wary gate]

member that one dude who tried to reinvent communities?

then got upset when we pointed out they were just communities?'

[hardy forge]

Just another day on ANY ONLINE GAME's forums

I hope the kids who play fortnite have not.figured out how to crawl onto the forums

[spring heath]

Not A Guild But Like A Guild

[heady solstice]

look macho

[main dirge]

@empty swallow if you ever forget how to play Blitz

[urban kite]

don't you try and bait me

this is entrapment

[wary gate]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1294876348696190976/pu/vid/640x360/K8RMFpb-Kmuqnkwa.mp4?tag=10

[heady solstice]

you never know who you'll need blackmail for

[hardy forge]

I saw a kata edit

[wary gate]

[heady solstice]

[wary gate]

what?

[hardy forge]

Kata edited the link from a gif of infinite sunglasses to that fall guys clip

I see all

[wary gate]

what?

[heady solstice]

dafire are you ok?

[neon hinge]

he's never ok

[hardy forge]

👀

I know what i saw

[wary gate]

eatin some yogurt

https://twitter.com/meatcanyon/status/1295091353823543296

Meatcanyon (@meatcanyon)

I drew Tony the Tiger from memory

Twitter

why is this just dafire and marc?

[hardy forge]

The hidden lore of off topic

[heady solstice]

only real Gs know the lore of off topic

[wary gate]

draw tony the tiger from memory right now

prove it ain't you

[heady solstice]

ok

[urban kite]

gotta keep the tug of war going in #refer-a-friend

[wary gate]

I am finishing this video on anarchism & police abolition

[urban kite]

did they abolish anarchism yet

[wary gate]

no no no, they're pro anarchism

[urban kite]

oh, let me know when you get to that chapter, it's pretty good

[heady solstice]

graphic design is my passion @wary gate

[wary gate]

that's just a cat

[urban kite]

bro dont post porn in here

that cat dont have pants on

[wary gate]

also we're on the chapter about anarcho-communism

[urban kite]

naruto gets good around there

[heady solstice]

i am an anarcho capitalist

[urban kite]

ancap just means there is an cap

[heady solstice]

wait no

im an anarcho monarchist-capitalist

[wary gate]

I didn't even know this was a thing

[heady solstice]

[wary gate]

oh are you actually?

I don't know enough about politics to comment

suddenly I'm not even sure what I am

[spice thistle]

a noob

[urban kite]

rofl!!!

[empty swallow]

they ff'd

2/0/6

boring game

[heady solstice]

[spring burrow]

Boy Seat of Sacrifice EX is interesting

[main dirge]

@empty swallow how to blitzcrank 101

[heady solstice]

yes

how much have you gotten him down jkock?

[spring burrow]

so far to add phase

as a blind group

[heady solstice]

yeah

[hardy forge]

I mean seat of sacrifice is a pretty fitting name xD

[heady solstice]

phase 3 makes me want to die

[spring burrow]

Aaaaaand the party disbanded

welp at least I got to phase 2

[spice thistle]

I swear

[wary gate]

I know I've posted this song before

https://youtu.be/U2WDdccgaDY

but it's so fucking good

[spice thistle]

The LB3 the WoL gives

[heady solstice]

bruh

lb3

cant see what the fuck is happening

[hardy forge]

Isnt it LB||4||

[heady solstice]

idfk

the meteor one

[spice thistle]

Ah

ya

wait no

thats lb3

[hardy forge]

Just turn off graphics marcelo,ez solution

[spice thistle]

LB5

[hardy forge]

There's too many numbers mak,calm down and go from.the start

[spring burrow]

Lb4 is the tank LB

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

Is there lb69

😂

[heady solstice]

uh

lb1 braver

lb2 is shitty swords

lb3 meteor

[hardy forge]

LB69 is exclusive to limsa E-RPers

[heady solstice]

lb4 tank swap

[hardy forge]

Monte

[empty swallow]

Can uerp with my in limsa to unlock it dafire

[hardy forge]

Nah fam that sounds kinda gay to me

[empty swallow]

init bruv

[heady solstice]

INNIT BRUV

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

[spring burrow]

pog

[heady solstice]

kock stormcaller

[deft vapor]

lemme mess with you guys real quick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEVONtUx51o

[hardy forge]

This looks like something @timber crag would post

[deft vapor]

[heady solstice]

kind of a bop

[lost plinth]

'un' ffs

[wary gate]

https://twitter.com/SeanYoungSG/status/1289716059402985472

Sean Young (@SeanYoungSG)

Littlewood - A peaceful RPG that takes place AFTER you've saved the world. Version 1.0 launches in 3 days!!!
RTs appreciated <3

https://t.co/xyD5EGcLz9 https://t.co/yT2U1wbHWv

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[neon hinge]

I'm playing that

[urban kite]

any good?

was looking at it a while back

oh wait nvm its not out yet

[neon hinge]

It's out

And it's decent

[wary gate]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1295037437786361856/pu/vid/720x1280/gd4cxhjx57FO9rly.mp4?tag=10

[heady solstice]

[fair gyro]

anyone know any good netflix shows?

[main dirge]

live action avatar the last airbender

[wary gate]

the uhh

chef's table

great british baking show

kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

[deft vapor]

i'm sorry but i'm back to mess with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZufwRWceXlc

[neon hinge]

Golden Simps?

[main dirge]

the sans is so comedical, he should be comic sans

[lost plinth]

GBBO

was a great show

i can't really watch it anymore cause it brings back some memories but

[fair gyro]

uhh

no

like

real shows

[lost plinth]

bake-off is a real show wdym

[main dirge]

who cares what you watch on netflix

what's important is after netflix

[fair gyro]

bake off is not a show you binge watch

I need something good

[neon hinge]

rewatch tla and korra

[fair gyro]

I finished peaky blinders

[main dirge]

idk if they have master chef

[fair gyro]

atla and korra not on netflix in my country

[neon hinge]

f

[main dirge]

scamazzzzz

[fair gyro]

I've watched them like 7 times each anyway though

all time favourite show

[deft vapor]

i.....

i am not sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SehO-z8ap1w

[fair gyro]

no one got any ideas?

[lost plinth]

sela

[fair gyro]

what?

[deft vapor]

yes emu

[main dirge]

sela

[deft vapor]

yes 95

[main dirge]

[deft vapor]

sela

[main dirge]

@deft vapor

[deft vapor]

@deft vapor

[lost plinth]

@deft vapor

[wary gate]

@fair gyro I just listed a whole bunch

[fair gyro]

ye but it wasn't good

[wary gate]

right piss off

[fair gyro]

??

you angry cause I don't like what you like?

[main dirge]

you wanted ideas so we gave you

[lost plinth]

extra seiryu scale get

free 1mil gil

[main dirge]

free 1mil gil
gimme

[lost plinth]

no

[main dirge]

🖕

ecks dee

[glass heart]

Yo

Does game stop usually have a 15 dollar game card for wow classic

[spring heath]

@fair gyro Letterkenny

skip episode 3 though

[glass heart]

?

[main dirge]

game stop

one in my location has closed after covid

[spring burrow]

I know a few that just shut down altogether

[heady solstice]

what the fuck is a game stop

sounds like a shitty game store that is slowly closing its locations year by year

[spring heath]

https://twitter.com/bigdickdps/status/1294750436633849861?s=20

Quintuplecasting my nut (@bigdickdps)

One of the wildest things about WoW was the ability to kill NPCs of the other faction. Like imagine being a sprout in xiv and you can't queue up for POTD because someone from the Immortal Flames flew in and murdered all the Quarrymill NPCs and they haven't respawned yet.

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[spring burrow]

Boy I love people who dps lb in WoL

[spring heath]

that's rough, buddy

[spring burrow]

we almost wiped cause of it lmao

[lost plinth]

the thing is

you can dps lb him

but

not while he's LBing

it's designed so you can't LB cheese to the limit

[wary gate]

@fair gyro I don't mind if you don't like my suggestions, but please don't say they're bad suggestions, that's pretty rude. It's not like I purposely suggested things I know are bad.

https://twitter.com/portilho/status/1295119756572278785

C9 Mateus (@portilho)

#LCS https://t.co/Pw5IZcv6GZ

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juked

[lost plinth]

i want a vibe check knife like seiryu's

[main dirge]

orochimaru is high

[fallen nexus]

I need help

[lost plinth]

help isn't here

but what can we do

[spring burrow]

whats up

[heady solstice]

the sky

[urban kite]

damn marc where'd your ceiling go

[lost plinth]

[heady solstice]

im homeless

my pc is in a box in an alley

the roof of the box is cut out

[heady solstice]

[neon hinge]

xDDD

[lost plinth]

and i've had a thought

and if I was to age hat child i'd probably say somewhere between 17 and 20, considering the twins

[heady solstice]

haaaaaaa

[spring burrow]

Yeah I can see her being 20 maybe 19

[lost plinth]

cause if we're saying the twins are 16 and Alma's 15, and hat child is definitely older than alma and almost certainly older than the twins

upper end of 17 minimum

[urban kite]

what kinda kid is a carpenter, owns a home, can cook etc

[heady solstice]

tbf

looks at alphinaud and alisaie

[lost plinth]

hat child can't cook

so

that's why the kitchen is funny

[heady solstice]

[urban kite]

oh then yeah just a DUMB IDIOT child

[heady solstice]

hat child is a millennial

[lost plinth]

and she's just

very determined

[heady solstice]

hat child is a

f o r t n i t e r

[lost plinth]

no

hat child does not play fortnite

[urban kite]

that image is after spending all her gil on v-bucks

[heady solstice]

^

all hat child knows is papashan's, charge they tomestone, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

and fortnite

[wary gate]

what...

[urban kite]

charge they tomestone lmao

[wary gate]

speak english?

[heady solstice]

what the fuck is english

i speak american

[wary gate]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1295146767307210760/pu/vid/360x360/PUSXtRPgCG4470D9.mp4?tag=10

[heady solstice]

title of my sextape

[lost plinth]

well uh hat child may like pizza

does not have a tomestone, because i couldn't get the app to work

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

HAHAHA

CUM

😂

[wary gate]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1295135045766782977/pu/vid/640x568/HB9s1UZ0AJxEFvdE.mp4?tag=10

[heady solstice]

yeah

funne monte

[lost plinth]

idk about sexuality i really didn't bother spending any brainspace on that

[wary gate]

[heady solstice]

montgomery

[empty swallow]

ok marcelo

funne

[heady solstice]

monte

[empty swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741170421155627009.gif?v=1

[heady solstice]

do you get the joke

he said

[lost plinth]

and hat child is morally obligated to not lie about anything exactly important

[heady solstice]

let that sink in

[empty swallow]

plaese no

I'm dying

[heady solstice]

AND THERE WAS A

[empty swallow]

😂

[heady solstice]

SINK

AHAHAHAHA

[empty swallow]

Shit's so litty bro

dope ass memes and shi

😂

[heady solstice]

YOOOOOOO

LITTEY

[lost plinth]

t i k t o k

[wary gate]

https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/EflKrQbXkAAbsIu.mp4

[lost plinth]

any j a k e p a u l e r s in the chat

[heady solstice]

tik tok

more like

no data

because its been sold

alright monte

[spring heath]

Boring, old news, not relevant

[heady solstice]

no way you couldve gotten that last one

the joke is

the ice cream melted

[empty swallow]

mman discord on the phone sucks

[lost plinth]

mfw

[empty swallow]

It doesn't load any of my gallery

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

I got some of the dopest memes frfr

[spring heath]

Hat Child looks like she needs a quarantine haircut

[heady solstice]

no capp???

fr fr?

[empty swallow]

on jah bro

[heady solstice]

all 📠 no 🖨️

[lost plinth]

hat child already has a quarantine haircut pretty much

[heady solstice]

???

[wary gate]

I feel like this radiates Marcellus energy

[empty swallow]

??

???

This man posted in advance

[lost plinth]

[heady solstice]

fr fr?

no kapp kappakuri??

[wary gate]

wtf are you people saying?

[empty swallow]

on jah bro

[heady solstice]

🧢

[empty swallow]

you no cap

[heady solstice]

on jah

no cap

[wary gate]

WHAT

[empty swallow]

NO CAP

[heady solstice]

strght fax

no printer

[wary gate]

I HATE THIS

[lost plinth]

yankee with no brimmmm

[wary gate]

CAUSE YOU'RE ALMOST SPEAKING ENGLISH

[heady solstice]

no kapp kappakuri

akuri

yuh

[wary gate]

BUT THEN MY BRAIN JUST TURNS TO TV STATIC

TRYING TO FIGURE WTF YOU'RE SAYING

[heady solstice]

fr fr?

[lost plinth]

that's the thing

[wary gate]

[lost plinth]

it's contagious

[empty swallow]

dawg it's so simple

You just gotta keep it 💯 on a stack

[spring heath]

It's funny because it's just brospeak

[empty swallow]

straight fax

[heady solstice]

dawg u jus talk the words n u get the speak

no kapp

[empty swallow]

straight up

[heady solstice]

its dat simple

bruhhhh

fr

[empty swallow]

shi's mad easy bhro

stick to the code

[heady solstice]

yuh

on jah

bruv

[empty swallow]

and get the code

[lost plinth]

i feel my IQ was cooled to this level by the guy in my guild whose only two things he ever types are 'pog' and 'duel me'

[empty swallow]

idk

ayo he a simple man frfr

[lost plinth]

these answer literally everything he needs to acknowledge

[spring heath]

d-d-d-ddd-d-d-dduel

[heady solstice]

we say the pog words and we pog frfrfrfr

[empty swallow]

daude just wants a good Pog and a nice duel

[heady solstice]

no kapp

[lost plinth]

he never speaks

just

pog

[empty swallow]

we straight up pogging

[heady solstice]

daaaaaaaawg

residentsleeper tbh tbh tbh

no kapp

[lost plinth]

[wary gate]

what are you even saying

[spring heath]

nonsense

it's half the point

[wary gate]

I think at this point marcellus doesn't even know what he's saying

[heady solstice]

Pog

[wary gate]

are you ok?

[lost plinth]

pog

[heady solstice]

nah nah nah nah

g

fr fr fr

[wary gate]

are you having a stroke?

[spring heath]

Anyone into VtM?

[urban kite]

THE MASQUE?

[heady solstice]

montgomery you on that kapp?

[wary gate]

I think Marcellus is having a stroke

[lost plinth]

in more words?

[heady solstice]

straight fax

no printer

[spring heath]

Yes, Bear

[empty swallow]

I'm not on that cap shit bro

[heady solstice]

man fuck printer

daaaaamn

man

sheeeeeeeeeit

[wary gate]

WHY WOULD YOU OWN A FAX MACHINE

[empty swallow]

a homie don't cap

[urban kite]

i'm a tiny baby with it but yeah it's cool

[wary gate]

IN 2020

[heady solstice]

true true true

[empty swallow]

CAUSE WE SPIT STRAIGHT FAX MY MAN

[spring heath]

I am also tiny baby with it

[heady solstice]

all fax akuri

[lost plinth]

gotta spit them straight fax

[heady solstice]

akk fax

akuri

[spring heath]

But I am already kinda hooked

[lost plinth]

if your fax ain't straight what're you gonna do innit

[heady solstice]

we speakin fax

no printer

no kapp

you feel?

[urban kite]

its really fucking fun, it's just a pain trying to get people to play it

[empty swallow]

SEE EMU GETS IT

straight up just fax on a stack

[spring heath]

Like I've found enamel pins I want for the clans I'm dealing with

[empty swallow]

this a cap free zone

[spring heath]

ngl I'm not even playing it I'm just RPing it rn

[wary gate]

...

emu

why

[heady solstice]

fr fr bruv

[urban kite]

that sounds pretty good at least; always liked the setting at least

[heady solstice]

god save the queen

[empty swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741170421155627009.gif?v=1

[heady solstice]

innit?

[wary gate]

here we go again...

[empty swallow]

DUDE FUCK DISCORD ON THE MOBILE

I HAVE SO MANY GOOD MEMES

[heady solstice]

[spring heath]

Yeah
it's a start but I might delve in more once I really learn more

[heady solstice]

mont man innit?

[empty swallow]

"can't retrieve from the cloud" fuck yourself

[lost plinth]

there's some semblance of logic in here

but i can't quite identify it

amongst the fog of war

[heady solstice]

the fook u sayin m8

[lost plinth]

look bruv

[heady solstice]

you wanna fooking throw down?

innit?

god save the queen

[lost plinth]

fuckin bang ya out aint it

and i grew up with this dumbass speak so don't try me

[heady solstice]

you fooking serious bruv?

[wary gate]

what are viera?

[spring heath]

rabbit people

[heady solstice]

fookin rabbit chicks innit?

[wary gate]

oh

[wary gate]

marc

[spring heath]

honestly they're pretty cool

[empty swallow]

Finally one sent

[lost plinth]

viera are more a nod to FF12

[empty swallow]

and it's cropped to shit

[spring heath]

They're the nelves of Final Fantasy

[wary gate]

you're just being obnoxious at this point

[spring heath]

At this point?

[empty swallow]

oh no no

obnoxious 😂

[wary gate]

it's not even funny

[heady solstice]

its not obnoxious m8

[empty swallow]

Big words init bruv

[spring heath]

You mean he's not always obnoxious to you?

[wary gate]

anymore

[urban kite]

kata you just gotta tune them out at some point

[heady solstice]

im anwering ya questions

innit

bruv

[empty swallow]

Oooh look at me I'm an adult

scary

[lost plinth]

originally it was just going to be Hrothgar added as a race in Shadowbringers, but because Fran from FF12 made a cameo previously, people wanted viera as well

[empty swallow]

[spring heath]

I mean I have children so like I'm used to tuning out nonsense if I need to

[lost plinth]

And you can realise this by the sheer amount of hrothgar there are in the content

[spring heath]

Dude I want femhroth

so bad

[empty swallow]

fuckin antifun andy

[lost plinth]

compared to viera

[spring heath]

So fucking bad

[lost plinth]

like wolf

there is one named rava viera in the game

discounting Fran

and they were in this years' moonfire faire

[spring heath]

They're extremely isolationist

[heady solstice]

yeah

[lost plinth]

but there's barely any more veena viera

[heady solstice]

so basically uh what that means is that

[spring heath]

I'd've been ok with them not being playable and us having fem hroth

[lost plinth]

basically the only one I can name is Sophie

[heady solstice]

the devs were too lazy to add them

[spring heath]

Gods I want a burly leopard woman to play

she'd be so fun

[lost plinth]

they were fine with just having hroth, but the FF12/simps brigade rose up

[heady solstice]

and god damn it im glad they did

[lost plinth]

i say this but in the absence of hat child i probs would've picked viera

[heady solstice]

flash back to when you were a viera

[lost plinth]

for a whole day

[spring heath]

I got in a conversation about it before and someone jumped in with a 'i'M GlAd ThErE's nO FeMhRoTh' siting the au ra dimorphism but like

[lost plinth]

hat child was canonically staying in bed

[spring heath]

fuck off I want burly leopard woman

[empty swallow]

still the best one

[urban kite]

the dumb fucking "THERE'S NO WOMEN HROTH" in the lore was really fucking stupid

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

but like

there are female hrothgar

[heady solstice]

yeah

[lost plinth]

there's a precedent

[heady solstice]

its just uh

like

[urban kite]

yeah they're just not -seen-

[heady solstice]

hidden

[lost plinth]

they look like this

[heady solstice]

or some shit

[lost plinth]

just make em 7 foot tall and we're done

[empty swallow]

is that a draenei

[heady solstice]

look

theres a solution here

just make male hrothgar skinny

[spring heath]

I'd make her buffer but STILL

[empty swallow]

who cares about lions anyway

[lost plinth]

honestly they could just

[spring heath]

ME

[empty swallow]

boring animals

[lost plinth]

slap it on the roegadyn skeleton

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

and call it a day

[spring heath]

Monte I'm gonna punt ya

[empty swallow]

Best animal is whatever yshtola wants to be the best animal

Don't you punta me

[wary gate]

Hmmm

[spring heath]

punt

[empty swallow]

edited

[urban kite]

yshtola wants hroth to be the best tho

[wary gate]

I actually like how this uhh

[lost plinth]

honestly this is questionable territory for me cause I already harbor some guilt for associating myself with the catgirl people

[wary gate]

dragon race looks

[spring heath]

au ra

[heady solstice]

look

[spring heath]

leeezard

🦎

[wary gate]

although the hons are incredibly awkward

[empty swallow]

fuckin reptile dudes suck!

[heady solstice]

miqo'te have been ruined by balmung

[lost plinth]

horns come in types

[heady solstice]

[wary gate]

they kinda look like earpieces

[spring heath]

We were cheated out of the much cooler fem au ra though

[lost plinth]

not very many types

[wary gate]

4 faces

[lost plinth]

horns are tied to face types and it's kinda a moaning topic of every au ra player

only real solution is mod it

[empty swallow]

all 8 of them

I'm surprised they don't just remove all the races and make everyone a lala tbh

don't see the point

already proven to be the best

[heady solstice]

man

i want to level machinist

[lost plinth]

marc did you notice the limsa dancing lala line has multiplied

[empty swallow]

Hey guys, imagine yshtola as a lala

[lost plinth]

by at least double

[empty swallow]

[heady solstice]

emu what

i havent been online today

[lost plinth]

they're all there

flame dancing

[heady solstice]

they're self aware now

[empty swallow]

at what level do I get to be the coolest bard in town and play music

[lost plinth]

also can I voice I fucking hate the new moonfire dance

only, only because of the expressions

hat child looks like she wants somebody to shoot her

[empty swallow]

Cause that's about all I can make out as content in ff14 other than the patch content

[lost plinth]

30 monte

[heady solstice]

montgomery

i will fucking

murder you

[empty swallow]

oh as soon as you become bard?

[heady solstice]

if you dont do msq

[lost plinth]

then you learn how to perform from Simpkin

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

true story

[empty swallow]

simpkin

[heady solstice]

simpkin

[empty swallow]

Marcelo, I'm resubbing after I finish 9.0 content lmfoa

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

No point resubbing now

Content is so small it's not worth subbing for

[heady solstice]

true

[empty swallow]

I'll resub when I'm bored of 9.0 and can spend a month or 2

[wary gate]

hmmm

here's where things get rough

what class

[lost plinth]

didn't you decide on mch

[empty swallow]

hit me bruv

[lost plinth]

so basically pick whatever the fuck and bear it til you get to heavensward

[wary gate]

yes but I can't be a machinist at level 1

[lost plinth]

you may as well go arcanist

if only due to getting 2 for the price of one

[empty swallow]

ez heal spam

[lost plinth]

and that ye

[wary gate]

what is arcanist again?

[lost plinth]

summoner/scholar

[empty swallow]

summoner and scholar

[lost plinth]

book boi

[heady solstice]

fucking

N E R D

[empty swallow]

summoner is the warlock and scholar is the healing warlock

[wary gate]

thaumaturge is the mage yeah?

[heady solstice]

no

[empty swallow]

black mage yes

[spring heath]

one of them

[empty swallow]

not any mage

😠

[heady solstice]

thaumaturge is like uh

destruction warlock

[spring heath]

Black Mage | White Mage | Red Mage | Blue Mage

[empty swallow]

destroy me

[heady solstice]

look in dms monte

[wary gate]

conjurer is?

[empty swallow]

say less

[spring heath]

White Mage baby

[empty swallow]

healer

priest

[wary gate]

oh

[empty swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/148897941883584512/743578762045685850/catjammercar_sqenu_is_rarted_v2.gif

[wary gate]

are there more hero classes than normal ones?

[empty swallow]

what

[lost plinth]

oh they mean not-base jobs

uhhh

[spring heath]

I wouldn't necessarily call them hero classes but more like... Advanced

or

Soul Jobs

[lost plinth]

so mch-drk-ast-sam-rdm-gnb-dnc

[wary gate]

you know what I meant

[spring heath]

cuz they need the soul stones

[wary gate]

so 1 less

[heady solstice]

alright

so i had to block monte

[empty swallow]

guys

marcelo blocked me

[lost plinth]

where wow drops a race every expac and a class fuckin sometimes

[heady solstice]

he said frankly disgusting things to me in dms

[lost plinth]

ffxiv does the opposite

[empty swallow]

this is all I said

what a hater

[lost plinth]

plus xiv drops multiple classes generally

[spring heath]

feet are gross

[urban kite]

False.

[lost plinth]

i never understood feet people

like, sure, go off, but

[heady solstice]

fuck monte

i hate monte

hates ankles

[spring heath]

to each their own but hard pass from me thanks

[lost plinth]

quick repost their y'shtola comment for maximum clout

[heady solstice]

feet are for losers

ankles are for god gamers

[empty swallow]

tf are you gonna do with an ankle

[heady solstice]

look at it

[lost plinth]

ask the fckin victorians

[heady solstice]

idiot

[wary gate]

im gonna guess levelling as melee is faster than ranged

[empty swallow]

oh ye

[lost plinth]

not rly kata

it's basically sameish

[empty swallow]

solid guess, try again

[spring heath]

Victorians were feckin wild and not enough people acknowledge it

[heady solstice]

yeah

they were amazing

[empty swallow]

But they were Victorious

no

[lost plinth]

the only difference would be classes that take a bit of time to 'wind up' as it were

[heady solstice]

monte

do you know why they were victorious?

[empty swallow]

They loved ankles

[heady solstice]

because of the ankles

[empty swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741170421155627009.gif?v=1

[lost plinth]

don't sound too victorious to me, they all fckin died

[heady solstice]

exactly

[spring heath]

But yeah everyone is on basically even footing for leveling, besides for the more common role bonuses for tanks and healers in roulette

[lost plinth]

tl;dr healer tank instaqueues

such is the way of the world

[spring heath]

which is basically normal

[empty swallow]

not mythic?

😂 👌

[heady solstice]

loooooooool

[wary gate]

wait does machinist not always have the pet robot?

[heady solstice]

uh

[empty swallow]

the what

[lost plinth]

no

[spring heath]

Monte your sad cat emoji is dancing to this silly ass song my friend is playing

[empty swallow]

sad cat?

bro that's the catjam

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741170421155627009.gif?v=1

he's jammin too

[spring heath]

Well it's jammin to the beat

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

mch builds battery gauge via stuff and spends on deploying turret/queen for a time

[wary gate]

queen?

[empty swallow]

yes

my queen

that I donate $5000/wk too

[lost plinth]

automaton queen. final upgrade of rook autoturret

[heady solstice]

my queen

[lost plinth]

mch has a chess vibe for reasons unknown

it's a mech

[wary gate]

so it's not just commanding a robot around whilst you dps

[lost plinth]

nah

[empty swallow]

not a hunter no

[spring heath]

MCH is surprisingly fun and might become Ris' fifth canon job ngl

[empty swallow]

Ris'Fifith

what a name

oh

nvm

I'm

[spring heath]

Special?

we know

[empty swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741170421155627009.gif?v=1

[heady solstice]

reeses fifth

[lost plinth]

tbh automaton queen in ShB was everyone's cry of 'why does mch get the cool shit'

[empty swallow]

wtf is that

looks like omen from valorant

[heady solstice]

the queen monte

[empty swallow]

She ain't no queen

[heady solstice]

my queen

[wary gate]

That was like all of my interest as the imagery made it look like that's what you did

[empty swallow]

unless we're talkin about the one on the right

[spring heath]

Siaris'a - 'See uh rizz ah' - Ris for short

[lost plinth]

ooh i was close

[empty swallow]

I read it in a swedish accent

so it's not see uh rizz ah

[lost plinth]

av'ahra's just phonetic cause that's the point

[empty swallow]

avarosa

[heady solstice]

i read it as sigh-are-is

[empty swallow]

C R is A

That's how I read it

[heady solstice]

C R

[empty swallow]

yeah

[wary gate]

I guess I thought it was like a hunter but with more commands and a different aesthetic but looking at it you just put down a turret and shoot things like it's TF2

[empty swallow]

torbjorn

ready to work

[lost plinth]

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/machinist/ refer to automaton queen, air anchor and heated clean shot

[empty swallow]

ff14 guides

[heady solstice]

turnbrom redy 2 twerk

[empty swallow]

for 5k dps andies

and you can't flame

cause

😂

[wary gate]

why do all the abilities say job quest?

[empty swallow]

Dude the only reason I didn't flame anyone yet in ff14 is cause I only did leveling content which braindead monkeys can carry

[lost plinth]

but yeah some people do complain that most summons are just glorified dots

[empty swallow]

You unlock them thru a quest kata

[spring heath]

'Job' is XIV for 'class'

[heady solstice]

because you need to unlock them from a quest

[lost plinth]

because they unlock via quests and not just levelup

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

well

[wary gate]

oh so it's like classic

[lost plinth]

yes

very much so

[empty swallow]

Quite a few abilities I got from DRG were randomly given to me

[wary gate]

wait 20 seconds?

so it's basically just like an infernal

it's a CD

[empty swallow]

infernal ape

my fave pokemon

[spring heath]

You earn some skills from leveling and more vital ones from the quests

[lost plinth]

yeah, it basically is

[empty swallow]

cause he's a monkey

🐒

[spring heath]

but you don't buy them you just do story quests and earn them

like you're learning from the souls in the stone

[lost plinth]

queen/autoturret lines up well enough with the traditional 60 second burst phase

[wary gate]

sigh...

[lost plinth]

so you throw it then or around then

[empty swallow]

tradiotional?

[heady solstice]

have to work for my abilites

[empty swallow]

man DRG has nothing for 60secs

[heady solstice]

sigh...

[empty swallow]

all my good cds are like 2/3min

[lost plinth]

It is a thing that people complain about that pets are just glorified dots, so it could be liable to change in the future

who knows

[empty swallow]

only nastrond stuff is 60sec

[lost plinth]

i mean, drk living shadow is literally a dot and i won't hear otherwise

[wary gate]

Yeah I gotta be honest that's pretty much the last of my interest gone

[empty swallow]

pog

[wary gate]

[heady solstice]

have fun in world of borecraft

[spring heath]

I feel like people who complain about that have just never experienced WoW class tomfoolery ever

[empty swallow]

Expecting good classes ain't it from ff14

pepelaugh

ff14 classes are very very linear I feel

[urban kite]

when these fakers won't realise the hugebrain of MCH

[empty swallow]

maybe I played the wrong ones then

[wary gate]

All i wanted was the class fantasy of being this commanding officer who ordered around a cool robot

and maybe had like a pistol or something

[heady solstice]

ok

[lost plinth]

i mean that's kinda it

[heady solstice]

its not like you need to fit into what the game tells you and only what the game tells you

[empty swallow]

You can still imagine yourself as one

5head

[lost plinth]

mch USED to have turrets around all the time but all they were then were MP/TP party restorers that auto attacked

[heady solstice]

my ninja isnt a ninja canonically for me

hes just a pirate boye

[lost plinth]

plus mch used to be deadass dnc where your entire rotation needed to proc

[empty swallow]

so basically a ninja without a soulstone

[heady solstice]

yeah

[empty swallow]

so then

[wary gate]

One of t he few things that keeps me as a BM hunter right now is the fantasy of it

[empty swallow]

why don't you take off soulstone

?

[lost plinth]

heavensward job design was fucking stupid

[heady solstice]

because

[lost plinth]

wanderers'

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

gauss barrel

bruh

[empty swallow]

Yeah I can imagine the class fantasy is the only thing, don't see much else in bm hunter

[heady solstice]

[wary gate]

yeah

that's just true

[lost plinth]

i mean kata, your option b is join the club and stan for BST

[empty swallow]

press CS and barbed shot with kill command everytime you reset it

[lost plinth]

i.e. beastmaster

[empty swallow]

poggers

BST

sounds like a kpop band

[heady solstice]

we stan emet

[empty swallow]

ayaya

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

i mean it's either bsk bst or ncm next

[empty swallow]

tf is bsk

basilisk?

[lost plinth]

berserker

[heady solstice]

yeah

[empty swallow]

isn't it a healer next

pepega

[heady solstice]

basilisk class

monte

[wary gate]

man this really sucks too

[lost plinth]

hopefully

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

necromancer could be a healer depending how they play it

[empty swallow]

skeletons heal my allies

😂

[lost plinth]

although they've said they wanted to do necromancer for a while but couldn't because asian content laws

[wary gate]

cause I had this whole identity lined up where I'd be wearing like a green military uniform and drove around in a tank ordering my robot to shoot stuff

[lost plinth]

i mean

[empty swallow]

dawg what

[lost plinth]

i think you're sacking machinist too early on this

[heady solstice]

^

[lost plinth]

because I get what you're saying but

it's not as bad as you think

[wary gate]

the gameplay doesn't line up to what I was interested in

[lost plinth]

obligatory @spring burrow

the only fucker here who unironically enjoys mch

[heady solstice]

mch

[empty swallow]

I do too

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

oh well as well as macho i think

[empty swallow]

🙂

[lost plinth]

monte you're a drg go sit in your corner

idc

[heady solstice]

macho isnt a fucker

hes a good boye

[empty swallow]

I have enjoyed it enough to unlock it

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

macho is a big time fucker

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

he fucks over the entire chat whenever he's here

[urban kite]

what did i do now

[heady solstice]

id fuck you macho

[urban kite]

other than live rent free 😎

yeah MCH is pretty ballin, WAR too

easily my 2 favourite classes

[lost plinth]

macho's character looks like somewhere between inspector briarden and one of gaius's friend crew

major chad energy

[wary gate]

also, maybe it's just me, but just watching someone play makes my eyes hurt. There's so many spell effects and flashing lights

[heady solstice]

yeah MCH is pretty ballin.
@urban kite

fixed

[spring heath]

hang on hang on I have something for that kata

[lost plinth]

some people have spell effects maxed

we've discussed this haven't we?

[spring heath]

and yeah you can turn everyone else's spell effects off

[wary gate]

no like, their own spell effects

[heady solstice]

god

[lost plinth]

like if I leave spell effects on for everyone in a 24man my pc chugs to fuck

[heady solstice]

everyone fucking complains about spell effects

[wary gate]

just watching the videos of people at training dummies

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741170421155627009.gif?v=1

[heady solstice]

you can turn them off

[lost plinth]

plus you can turn off like, lens flares and radial blurs

[wary gate]

you can turn your own spell effects off?

[heady solstice]

yes

[spring heath]

nevermind the aiming Royal Volunteer set doesn't have a beret

but there is a beret in the game

early, too

[lost plinth]

sky pirate

[empty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-homer-gif-10101012

[lost plinth]

sec, i'll find it

[empty swallow]

i sleep

[spring heath]

Feel like Sky Pirate is the opposite vibe they're goin for

[lost plinth]

bad shot actually lemme try

[empty swallow]

boob

[spring heath]

there's a green beret you get from the glamour unlock quest but I feel like it's more French and less Military

[heady solstice]

boob

unga bunga