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thick fulcrum
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spice thistle
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DID I STUTTER

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Urban dictionary is a wild ride but very useful for vernacular presentation

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Especially in internet age when folks might but come from same slang background

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Or might be typing in second [or even third] language

urban kite
lost plinth
thick fulcrum
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So they don't have to look at the fools they heal

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And so fools don't see them crying

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yeah but i want it for machinist

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reeeeee

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animo sha ameno remo

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so

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there is a new mmo coming

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called...

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Damn Kata leaving us in suspense

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I am trying to have a think

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it's not working

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Fantasy Stand Online 2?

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I think that was it

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it looked somewhat interesting

urban kite
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phantasy star online 2

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very old mmo

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it is apparently being remade

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and being released on PC

urban kite
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an expansion is updating the graphics

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and it was released on PC earlier this year i think

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yee

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tbh the normal pso2 is a bit trashy to run on PC

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fantasy stand

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STANDO POWAH

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rero rero

spring burrow
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Pso2 also has you deal with the windows store to play it which sucks ass

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I couldn't install forza horizon once because of windows updoot

spice thistle
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Yeah

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Tho forza horizon uses the Xbox app

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Which isn't that bad as Windows Store

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Windows Store just

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sucks and THE WORST PART

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is that windows store download the INSTALLER for pso2

thick fulcrum
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I'm just sad cause so few mmos have meaningfully different playable races

I miss wildstar

wary gate
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WIldstar coulda been good

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but all the extra bits that they used to sell the game

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just felt empty

thick fulcrum
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How do you mean? Their housing system was A+

heady solstice
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pull timer on level 43 dungeon

spice thistle
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For dem lvl 43 rotations m8

heady solstice
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i dont even have trick attack yet

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or jin

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i dont have a fucking pre pull rotation

severe river
neon hinge
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Fair enough

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hardy forge
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i played the original pso back in the day,and pso2(after being 8 years Japan exclusive) has come to western release

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even though releasing in 2012 makes it look like a ps2 game

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for context,PSO1 came out in 2000,and pso2 came out the same year as MistsofPandaria

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@thick fulcrum most of the community that played wildstar attributes it's failure to "catering way too hard to the ultra hardcore playerbase they had" and unfortunately for them,the hardcore are not enough enough to keep the lights on

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i saw some bossfights from that game,one was "group is split into 4 mazes with different gimmicks/affixes and they have to escape before cast ends,or all 4 groups die"

thick fulcrum
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Exactly

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The optional extras were great

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But

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Way the frick too hard

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it wasn't that it was hard

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it's that they felt hollow

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and yeah, raiding in that game was freaking hard

thick fulcrum
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I don't get the hollow thing

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That game was a clear passion project

wary gate
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when you climbed a mountain it was super fun and great

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but the rewards you got started to feel inadequate as they had no real affect on anything

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I'm talking about all the cool little extra systems they had

thick fulcrum
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Yeah, the exploration and side profession bits were largely cosmetic but that's not hollow

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Imo

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it would be nice if they had some kind of reward

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something tangible

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the game was fun

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but it was also a bit overwhelming

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spice thistle
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So Emu

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What is your "good" class

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hm

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honestly probably samurai

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my smn is still a bit patchy and my blm would require fight knowledge

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my drg ain't bad either, assuming I don't consume the tendies and fuck up a geir-mirage

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3-style onigiri

spice thistle
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Whats your best number with sam?

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hm. dunno off the top of my head. half a sec.

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i'll just parse for 5mins and let you know

spice thistle
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Do a ramuh normal

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huh, well I just hit a target dummy outside and probably a stable 16k

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queued up for ramuh now

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isn't ramuh just lei shen

spice thistle
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do you have your parser on

lost plinth
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ye-ees

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haven't done e5 in a while since our fc practise party didn't go

thick fulcrum
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Ramuh is not as stylish @main dirge

heady solstice
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ok but have you SEEN E5 ramuh?

lost plinth
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i can sustain 16k solo on a dummy, but specific fights kinda vary

thick fulcrum
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@heady solstice Yes, can you imagine just walking around without a hat?

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Shameful!

heady solstice
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yeah

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i can

thick fulcrum
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Gasp

heady solstice
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@lost plinth im about to fucking dominate your parse as nin

lost plinth
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get dabbed on loser

heady solstice
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ok so uh

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someone put a stormcloud in the mid of the room

thick fulcrum
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โ›ˆ๏ธ

heady solstice
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@lost plinth the first one doesnt count

lost plinth
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what'd you get

heady solstice
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uh

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lemme look

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to be fair

lost plinth
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if it's another 7 ima lol

heady solstice
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to be fair

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no

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its an 8

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:)

lost plinth
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lmao

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i told you you were reliable as hell

heady solstice
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i was dead half the fight because people kept fucking dropping the cloud in the middle of the group

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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xqc gon get banned

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what he do

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someone sent him chair with toy for purchase while he was browsing chairs

hardy forge
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@main dirge i liked that anime,the animation was spicy (your profile pic)

main dirge
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I've seen so far just 6 episodes

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I like animation too

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imagine if OPM Season 2 had such animation

spice thistle
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these parses

heady solstice
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im a

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im THE

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grey god

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why herman miller logo is a bikini top for flat chests

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"it wasn't a chair with sex toy, it was a massage chair"

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I like seeing Growl (staff) in chat while this happens

neon hinge
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Nice racoon

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๐Ÿฆ

fair gyro
heady solstice
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lets see what we parsed boys

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FUCK

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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i didnt parse grey

hardy forge
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look at marc trying to be topparser

heady solstice
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i am no longer the grey god

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lost plinth
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marc why the fuck are you DMing me about your parse

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ingame

heady solstice
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because

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:(

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hold on let me check what you got as sam

lost plinth
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better than that but not by much

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cause I just consumed some fucking tendies and dropped my rotation

heady solstice
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12% more to go

main dirge
heady solstice
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i am now the green god

fair gyro
lost plinth
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judging by the fact mak asked for my scuffed e5 parse and then said nothing else

think i failed the test lads lmao

spice thistle
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Oh sorry

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I am RPing xD

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let me see your parses

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HMM

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I say you can do it

thick fulcrum
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Baby Headlock

heady solstice
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mak rate mine

thick fulcrum
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Que?

spice thistle
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...

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I expected a 1 parse

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ngl

heady solstice
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:)

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i told you

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im no longer the grey god

spice thistle
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I mean

heady solstice
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im now the green god

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:)

urban kite
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Marc got a 3?

spice thistle
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It could go worse

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He got an 8

heady solstice
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eh?

urban kite
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Dam...

spice thistle
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like that dancer

heady solstice
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this one

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fool

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ah

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@thick fulcrum why is black cat getting choked

thick fulcrum
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Cause she won't take her bath and her sister is gonna MAKE her

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Srsly, Bentley [my orange cat] is usually the one who grooms rebel [my tortie] but rebel is a LAZY BUTT

thin basaltBOT
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The frick

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Oh

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Brackets

neon hinge
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[yes]

thin basaltBOT
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heady solstice
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[no]

neon hinge
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That w/o music isn't funny 93

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music?

lost plinth
neon hinge
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gotcha

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Also yeah @spice thistle i could do much better, I dropped a ton of fuckin damage due to all the horses being bad and me reopening wrong

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just saw the link I sent in other discord

heady solstice
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i lost damage because i died once to a cloud

lost plinth
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yeah i didn't lose as much damage as marc omegalul

spice thistle
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your dps is good so i'd say you could do good in Mem Miseria

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poor chicken

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ONE HUNDRED AND NINTEY THREE INTELLECT?

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WHAT A BARGAIN

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DORMAMMU

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what

lost plinth
timber crag
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Dr. Strange reference

thick fulcrum
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The doc strange villain why?

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what

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I'm just gonna move on

arctic arch
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Cause he said bargain

timber crag
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Dormammu, I've come to bargain
Roll for luck
20!
Not good enough

arctic arch
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Dormammu I've come to bargain

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God damn it Emu

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well if he's a doctor he wouldn't be putting stats into luck

spice thistle
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I am only interested on normal raid ones

lost plinth
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reeeeeeee

wary gate
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why would a doctor need stats in luck?

lost plinth
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but that's the parse I got padded by 2 astrologians and a DNC

spice thistle
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WELL 2 BAD

lost plinth
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frick you

spice thistle
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no u

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now go and redo ramuh until you can do consistant blus

wary gate
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is it true that ffxiv is free?

spice thistle
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Not yet

lost plinth
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eh realistically i'll probably just go e5 again and try to not get fucking other-side-of-room horses every single time

neon hinge
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I mean it's free up to X

spice thistle
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Aug 11 it will have a big change on the free trial

lost plinth
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i can't even pretend that running other side of room is good when meditate is still on cooldown from the last fucking time

spice thistle
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Free up to Heavensward content (best story and feels) and lvl 60

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Well that's up to you 2 figure

lost plinth
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watch your wording, it's free up to stormblood

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what is the least...

lost plinth
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the trial from aug 11 has ALL of HW

spice thistle
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oH

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yeah

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Up to Stormblood

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well

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cartoony, over the top, complicated spec?

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for all roles

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And that's literally half the game

spice thistle
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cartoony over the top complicated class

lost plinth
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LEAST cartoony?

spice thistle
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HMM

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Like

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the black knight

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is way too cartoony and over the top

spice thistle
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das edgy not cartoony

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Ehhh

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Honestly in terms of big anime sword motherfucker dark knight is one of the best

spice thistle
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Weebs?

neon hinge
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Wait you think FFXIV is over the top?

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Final Fantasy?

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Really?

lost plinth
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its animations actually look like a mfer with an impractically large sword

spice thistle
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Well

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What do you want?

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I have never played a final fantasy

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so no

spice thistle
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Dps, tank or healer?

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one for each

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oof

lost plinth
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For tanks I'd say the most normal would be paladin

spice thistle
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Well

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Yeah

neon hinge
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FFXIV is as over the top as any modern FF lmao

spice thistle
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the most basic one would be paladin

lost plinth
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if you don't mind being a paladin

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Like

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simple ass paladin

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I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A FINAL FANTASY

spice thistle
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No crit dh buff bullshite

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or edgy stoof

lost plinth
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paladins are the same fuckin' everywhere

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holy mfer

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smiting

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Or gunbreaking swowsh swosh

lost plinth
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praying a shit ton

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sword and board

wary gate
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Hmm, can I wield two shields?

spice thistle
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Well in FFXIV yo-

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wat

lost plinth
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well uh

heady solstice
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no

spice thistle
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bonk

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only 1

lost plinth
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some people can. you can't

neon hinge
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This ain't FF2 xD

spice thistle
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Someone get me the dogo bonk

heady solstice
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come people can

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and they get fucking reamed in 3 seconds

spice thistle
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But yeah

lost plinth
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rhitatyn F

spice thistle
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Paladin is the plain normal ass tank

heady solstice
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yeah

spice thistle
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It has your usual damage reduction

wary gate
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one of my favorite characters in DnD was an 8 foot tall Cleric in full black plate armor, who used two giant tower shields and wouldn't heal you if you didn't ask nicely

spice thistle
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CD

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it is the only tank that has a proper healing

heady solstice
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well

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And if you stack Tenacity is best heal

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CD?

spice thistle
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Cooldowns

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you know

heady solstice
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gnb has "healing"

neon hinge
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A Large PC?

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oh

lost plinth
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probably the most extra ability Paladin has is requiescat. bring sword up, lightning strikes sword, clout with sword

๐Ÿ“Ž unknown.png
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YOU CALL THAT BULLSHIT HEAL?

wary gate
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y'all talk about weird ass like

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GET OUT OF HERE

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yeah but that's

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what's the word

spice thistle
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Wait

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is that big?

wary gate
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where you use letters to shorten multiple words

spice thistle
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abreviatures?

heady solstice
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acronym

wary gate
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that

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y'all spout so many of those that idk

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like NIN

heady solstice
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ninja

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ninja

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but yeah paladin has your usual combo

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it has an invulnerability

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so excuse my confusion

heady solstice
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i mean

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it's final fantasy convention, everything abbreviates to 3

heady solstice
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the game uses them too

spice thistle
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that is best invulnerability ever

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No one can say other wise

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You can protect your side tank

heady solstice
lost plinth
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with giving him less damage received

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or

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take all the damage intended

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Paladin sounds like it might be boring

spice thistle
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And if you want to protect your whole party

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Well if you want not over the top

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can I be a pirate, a clown, or a witch?

lost plinth
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that's your lot

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e h

arctic arch
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Can you be a good friend to all?

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No enemies, no fighting

heady solstice
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i mean

arctic arch
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Only love and appreciation?

lost plinth
heady solstice
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red mage is kinda like a pirate

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if you wanna stretch it that far

spice thistle
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You can have bard

lost plinth
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I think you'd need machinist tbh

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but

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emu hates red mages

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I think

lost plinth
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no, I just think they're quite simple

heady solstice
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my ninja transmog is a pirate themed one

lost plinth
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aesthetically they look fucking amazing

spice thistle
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they are extra

heady solstice
lost plinth
heady solstice
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yeah

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oh that is a good point

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what are the races

heady solstice
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i cant get into rdm

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too much shit to micro manage

lost plinth
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Races are uh

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I don't exactly want to be an animal person

lost plinth
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dragon people

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cat people

heady solstice
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who is that as your avatar

lost plinth
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humans, humans but buff and taller and actually look good

heady solstice
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actually

spring heath
heady solstice
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thats not up to date

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Kindred, the new Spirit Blossom Skin

thick fulcrum
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Red mage best mage

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and lalafell which fall into the same concept of gnomes

spring heath
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gdi Marc

heady solstice
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ah, thought it's Lillia

wary gate
spring heath
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Kindred โค๏ธ

main dirge
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I just jumped into event

heady solstice
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add bigger cat people, lizard people and rabbit people to that list

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and thats the races

wary gate
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wait that's all the races

main dirge
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nexus blitz is annoying as adc

heady solstice
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yeah

spice thistle
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Ye

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they're basically the same

heady solstice
spice thistle
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there are no racial differences

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just lore

wary gate
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ok, what is the backstory?

spring heath
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There's two clans/tribes to each race

heady solstice
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basically uh

lost plinth
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but yeah, for Not Over the Top I'd say your lot is paladin, white mage, monk or samurai, bard, and black mage

wary gate
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just like, the basic backstory

lost plinth
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Well that's awkward cause

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Y'know wow cataclysm

heady solstice
lost plinth
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FFXIV 1.0 was a shit awful game

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So they blew it up

wary gate
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I can give a decent synopsis and include the cataclysm

lost plinth
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and now 1.0 no longer exists and the gam as it begins now is Post-Calamity

heady solstice
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big ass dragon mfer caused offbrand cataclysm and you get sent 5 years into the future

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well

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for the people that started in 1.0

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if you start after 2.0 (now) you're just a random asshole with a shitty bucket hat

lost plinth
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yeah, the Evil Empire tried to crash a moon into the continent, problem was the moon was really a prison and contained a massive dragon who literally razed the continent to the floor near enough

wary gate
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hmm

heady solstice
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yeah

wary gate
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Anyone know how I can add the game to steam?

heady solstice
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no

spice thistle
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Yeah dont

wary gate
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what?

spice thistle
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use steam

heady solstice
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no

lost plinth
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Supporting Character Alpha's last action being to attempt to invoke the gods to imprison Dragon, fail, send all of the main characters (1.0 players) into the future (the game as it is now), convert his body into energy and shoryuken the dragon to fuck

heady solstice
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here dawg

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dont get it from steam

wary gate
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no I have the game downloaded

lost plinth
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yeah steam integration for FFXIV is not good

wary gate
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But I can see that steam is an option

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oh ok

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that's all ya need to have said

spice thistle
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Yeah

main dirge
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I'd really want a Kindred skin that's super pink or cute

lost plinth
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If you start your character now you're given an introduction as a random jobber who turns up with basically no knowledge of the Calamity

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and it explains it really well

wary gate
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They just released one?

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It's what I posted

main dirge
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yeah

lost plinth
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the other plot point is nobody can quite remember the faces and names of the original Warriors of Light (1.0 characters)

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so 1.0 players get away on that logic

main dirge
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I meant as cute lamb, not cute human. Little misunderstanding

lost plinth
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because wibbly wobbly timey wimey shit

main dirge
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maybe someday

spice thistle
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SHHH

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and you have stop there

wary gate
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I sign up for an account

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and it immediately sends me to the merch store

heady solstice
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ooh yeah

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mogstation is a bit fucked atm

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so half of mogstation is rerouted to the squenix store

neon hinge
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Something something Japanese game

lost plinth
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don't think too much on it honestly

main dirge
wary gate
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wtf is this points bullshit

lost plinth
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ugh, crysta

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that what you mean?

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ignore it if you want, shit just takes card payments

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idk why crysta exists

wary gate
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no just like

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Hi Katakuri_GS - welcome to your Square Enix Profile page. This is where you can register games, link accounts, claim rewards* from Square Enix Store and more.

spring heath
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You can use 'Crysta' as a way to use paypal since it doesn't take paypal directly

lost plinth
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mmhm?

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Oh shit that's what it's for?

heady solstice
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crysta is basicallt bnet balance

spring heath
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It's what I've used it for

lost plinth
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Damn I might start using that cause I hate having to input card every fucking time lmao

wary gate
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wait I can't upload my own avatar

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I hate when they do this

neon hinge
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You can use 'Crysta' as a way to use paypal since it doesn't take paypal directly
That's so dumb

spring heath
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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

lost plinth
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you're never gonna use or see it kata

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dw

wary gate
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yeah

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same is true about my underwear

spice thistle
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Just do the free trial before ---what

spring heath
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lol

wary gate
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doesn't mean I ain't gon wear fancy underwear

lost plinth
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but yeah, again for not over the top classes i think it's paladin, white mage (or scholar), monk or samurai, bard or machinist and black mage

wary gate
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these are all terrible

lost plinth
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i say monk or samurai cause monk is kinda unfun imho so I can't personally recommend it hugely, and samurai is OK if you can tolerate some really samurai shit

spice thistle
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Das what you want

wary gate
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what

lost plinth
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like the 'i unsheathed my sword half an inch and put it back, and you have been cut 10,000 times because i was so fast'

spice thistle
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warrior has axe

lost plinth
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that sort of trope

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Yeah warrior has axe, but warrior also has cracking the land with the force of its rage and glowing red fuckin eyes

wary gate
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so I can claim a free steelbok

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there's no game

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just the shitty steelbook

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wtf

heady solstice
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?

lost plinth
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whut

heady solstice
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wdym

wary gate
lost plinth
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it's been so long since I set this shit up idk

wary gate
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there's no actual game

lost plinth
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Where the fuck even are you

wary gate
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you only get the case

heady solstice
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ok?

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why are you on the point page

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just download the thing and log in

wary gate
spice thistle
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...

wary gate
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BECAUSE I HAD TO SETUP MY AVATAR

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DANIEL

spice thistle
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where are you

wary gate
lost plinth
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pardon?

spice thistle
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can someone give Kata the direct link to where they can download the free trial

wary gate
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Mak

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I have the game downloaded

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ffs

heady solstice
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swore

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wtf

severe river
#

woah bad word

heady solstice
#

do you have the game downloaded or the launcher?

spring heath
#

Wait til you go to the Pissed Peiste

wary gate
#

it went away

#

one sec

spring heath
#

I wish the launcher was a proper launcher

lost plinth
#

oop marc is unlocking dark knight

#

welcome to the edge club

spring heath
#

like BNet

wary gate
heady solstice
#

im already at 50 emu

#

im just catching up on quests

lost plinth
#

bruh isn't that like the first quest

heady solstice
#

yeah

#

and?

lost plinth
#

doesn't that unlock fucking darkside

heady solstice
#

yeah

#

a n d ?

lost plinth
#

how long have you been leveling without darkside

#

what the fuck

heady solstice
#

uh

#

20 levels

spice thistle
#

Do you have the account?

lost plinth
#

does anyone here know dark knight like

#

i need someone to share my affront with

heady solstice
#

:)

lost plinth
#

i'm tabbed out here and I can hear someone running around me waving the moogle axe

spice thistle
#

one second

heady solstice
spice thistle
#

sis*

heady solstice
#

uh

#

doesnt he just reflect your character?

wary gate
#

I am so confused

#

it's asking for my square enix username and password

heady solstice
#

its case sensitive

wary gate
#

but when I enter my username and password it says it's incorrect

#

so I go to reset my password

#

it sends me a link

#

and then that link asks me to login with my username and password

heady solstice
#

and you're sure you typed it exactly the way you made it?

lost plinth
#

kata ain't exactly having a great run with this so far huh

heady solstice
wary gate
#

pretty sure

heady solstice
#

:)

lost plinth
#

holy fuck thank god marc

heady solstice
lost plinth
#

my mans unlocked the huton equivalent

heady solstice
lost plinth
#

20 levels late

#

frick you

wary gate
#

NOW IT'S TELLING ME TO WAIT

#

FOR 24 HOURS

main dirge
#

dark 50

lost plinth
#

pardon

spice thistle
#

what ave you done

lost plinth
#

i don't even know anymore

main dirge
#

pardoff

spice thistle
heady solstice
lost plinth
#

the world has conspired to fuck everything over for kata that's humanly possible to do

heady solstice
#

get fucked mak

lost plinth
#

Lmao

wary gate
#

wait

lost plinth
#

spectator sport

wary gate
#

is it my facebook password?

heady solstice
#

uh

#

idk

#

is it?

lost plinth
#

idk, would it be?

wary gate
#

cause I signed up through facebook

lost plinth
#

potentially then

#

hit it

heady solstice
#

hit it

lost plinth
#

i didn't do that so I can't say either way

heady solstice
wary gate
#

How do I remember my old facebook password?

main dirge
#

idk, we might tell you if it's your facebook password

wary gate
#

wait shit that's supposed to be google

lost plinth
#

idk, ask facebook?

thick fulcrum
#

Does FF14 have pet battles?

spice thistle
#

facepalm

lost plinth
#

like, literally?

#

No, it doesn't

spice thistle
#

Kata why

lost plinth
#

its pets are just cosmetic

spice thistle
#

I mean

wary gate
#

what?

spice thistle
#

Summoner?

#

BAHAMUT

lost plinth
#

Yes but summoner's like hunter pets

spice thistle
#

P H O E N I X

heady solstice
#

boohatmat

spice thistle
#

i think that's what he m---Ah pet battles

heady solstice
thick fulcrum
#

Hm, that's a thought

heady solstice
#

ew

#

no

spice thistle
#

And first time doing nice content with a semi rotation

#

and

#

I see I am in a world of pain with monk

heady solstice
#

more like

#

a world of darkness

#

amr?

spice thistle
#

REEE

#

But lets help our friend here

heady solstice
spice thistle
#

Kata how is it going

#

no simping Marc

wary gate
#

Ok

#

I changed my facebook password

spice thistle
#

ho boi

lost plinth
heady solstice
#

facebOMEGALULOMEGALULk

lost plinth
#

kata probably doesn't want summoner when its pets look like this

spice thistle
#

is that

#

large size bahamut?

#

or normal size?

lost plinth
#

yes

#

large

#

go big or go home

heady solstice
#

boohatmat

wary gate
#

can I summon cute animals

spring heath
#

'Go big or swap to SCH'

heady solstice
#

uh

spice thistle
#

carbuncles

#

ye

lost plinth
#

And like, you see the target dummy in the bottom right?

heady solstice
#

yeah

lost plinth
wary gate
#

Your new password cannot be the same as your old password

#

FUCK

#

YOU

heady solstice
wary gate
#

YOU PIECE OF SHIT

heady solstice
#

cucked

lost plinth
spice thistle
heady solstice
lost plinth
main dirge
#

shiny eevees

heady solstice
fallen nexus
#

@wary gate next time use 1Password

spice thistle
#

Yeah

#

use 1password

#

wait

heady solstice
#

i use fuckin

lost plinth
#

thanks fulm

main dirge
#

seen them in botw, they drop rupees

heady solstice
#

dashlane

#

FULM

spice thistle
#

oh you got pinged by thulm

heady solstice
spice thistle
#

pog

wary gate
#

what is 1password?

heady solstice
#

fulm is nitpicking and biased

#

i lose

#

bye bye

lost plinth
#

password saver i expect

wary gate
#

I am still confused

#

the launcher says my password is wrong

spice thistle
#

Hmm

wary gate
#

Square Enix ID is just username right?

spice thistle
#

Ya

heady solstice
#

kata

#

you uh

#

used this site right?

wary gate
#

so

fallen nexus
#

oh dear..

wary gate
#

I tried my old username

main dirge
#

enixยฒ

wary gate
#

that I changed because it was wrong

main dirge
wary gate
#

and it worked

thick fulcrum
#

Sometimes you gitta close and reopen stuff before it will sync up

spice thistle
heady solstice
#

ez clap

wary gate
#

I just clicked sign up with facebook

thick fulcrum
#

But i dunno if thatsfor FF14

lost plinth
#

i mean sure summoner also has the cute pets

wary gate
#

now it is asking for a registration code

lost plinth
#

is it not in your emails?

spice thistle
#

Also that is a mount

#

you mount ramuh

wary gate
#

I do not see one

spice thistle
#

Registration code?

#

huh

main dirge
#

I just clicked sign up with facebook
@wary gate YOU WHAAAAT

wary gate
#

It is an old facebook that I only use to contact a single person that has no traces back to me

spice thistle
#

ah that's for the thing you haven't got

lost plinth
#

i remember this part, i struggled with this part

wary gate
#

it is a face facebook account

lost plinth
#

so i can't remember

wary gate
#

I'm actually gonna cry

#

I am so confused

#

I just wanted to try the game out

spice thistle
#

I don't remember having this part

heady solstice
#

uh

#

so

#

theres a differant uh

#

trial launcher

#

according to reddit

wary gate
#

why

#

I just wanted to relax

heady solstice
#

idfk

spice thistle
#

Yeah

heady solstice
#

login to this

wary gate
#

not play my hunter for a bit

heady solstice
#

and itll give you the free trial download i think

spice thistle
#

I was going to mention that there is the trial that evolves automatically

heady solstice
#

^

wary gate
#

it's the same

#

game

spice thistle
wary gate
#

why

spice thistle
#

Try this one

#

Sign in with--

heady solstice
#

mak

spice thistle
#

OOF

heady solstice
#

brodda

spice thistle
#

ahaha

wary gate
#

that's the same link

heady solstice
#

thats literally the same fucking thing i posted

spice thistle
#

Certified bruh moment

wary gate
#

Square Enix accounts that have already registered for a FINAL FANTASY XIV service account are not eligible for a free trial.

Please log in using a Square Enix account that has not registered a FINAL FANTASY XIV service account.

#

I am so confused

spice thistle
#

Come on think Kore think

#

Oh

#

The mogstation

main dirge
#

a golden cmonBruh

heady solstice
#

kata try just force closing the launcher and re running it

wary gate
#

I did

#

it asks for a registration code

heady solstice
#

"[Your User Folder]\Documents\My Games\Final Fantasy XIV - A Realm Reborn" there's a file named "FFXIV_BOOT.cfg". You can open it with a text editor, change the "StartupCompleted" to 1 and you should be able to skip the registration window to login window"

#

try this?

#

stfu wowhead bot

wary gate
heady solstice
#

there you go

#

now just log in

#

dont worry about the one time password section

#

leave it blank

lost plinth
#

yeah

#

it's like a 2FA

wary gate
#

wait

#

downloading?

heady solstice
#

yeah

wary gate
#

what the fuck did I download then?

lost plinth
#

oh no

heady solstice
#

youve only downloaded the launcher

#

brodda

lost plinth
#

ooooooooooof

#

i feel so bad for this mans

wary gate
#

31476.31MB

lost plinth
#

like legitimately

wary gate
#

idk how big this is

heady solstice
#

not that big

severe river
#

like

lost plinth
#

you might want to go get a drink

heady solstice
#

took me like 15 mins to download

severe river
#

not very big

spice thistle
#

Yeah

wary gate
#

why

heady solstice
#

yeah

spice thistle
#

that's what you gonna get

#

For now

lost plinth
#

funny cause kata's got this far and now I'm gonna go to bed

wary gate
#

why the fuck

spice thistle
#

When you buy the rest

lost plinth
#

make sure they get on our DC, someone

spice thistle
#

You gona get the rest

#

Come to Crystal

wary gate
#

would anyone

heady solstice
#

true true

wary gate
#

download

#

a luancher

#

and not the game

heady solstice
#

looks at battle net

lost plinth
#

'you wouldn't download a car'

wary gate
#

WHO DESIGNED THIS

#

marcells don't even

#

you can download all blizzard games without battle.net

spice thistle
#

FAKE

#

I mean

severe river
#

the little launcher is cool though, shows some news, promotions, and stuff

#

so

spice thistle
#

you can dowload ffxiv

#

...but you need

wary gate
#

It is fine for a game to have a launcher

spice thistle
#

dirty hax

wary gate
#

but if I go to download the game

spice thistle
#

Oh come on Kata

lost plinth
#

yeah i'm uh, going to bed

wary gate
#

I want to download the game

#

not a fucking launcher

spice thistle
#

remember that WoW used a launcher like that before

wary gate
spice thistle
#

Yeah

wary gate
#

and you can still do that

spice thistle
#

SqueEnix doesn't really need something like that

wary gate
#

you can log out of character select

spice thistle
#

just download the launcher

#

Dowload the game

#

tata

wary gate
#

why not download both at once?

spice thistle
#

Becuz

#

The game

wary gate
#

that way you know how long it will actually take

spice thistle
#

Download the expacs

#

you have

wary gate
#

my finger hurts

#

didn't fully heal from yesterday

spice thistle
#

So you must log first and it will be like "Oh, this person has the trial, they shall get only ARR data"

#

So you only download ARR

#

A realm reborn

wary gate
#

this is stupid

spice thistle
#

Then if you buy the rest

#

you dowload the rest

#

I agree on that part but

#

Also I hate Castrum Meridianum

heady solstice
#

aha

#

loser

#

i just got praetorium

spice thistle
#

i didn't get it

#

I am just hating it

#

bitch

heady solstice
#

b word

spice thistle
#

yes

heady solstice
#

@.moderator

#

mak said bword

spice thistle
#

im mexican

wary gate
#

could be worse

#

he coulda said Marcellus

heady solstice
#

i am also mexican

#

ok kappakuri

wary gate
#

my finger actually really hurts now

spice thistle
#

why

#

cut it

wary gate
#

yesterday I did M+

spice thistle
#

6head

#

Opls

wary gate
#

went from a 6 to a 5 to a 6 to a 5

spice thistle
#

tch tch tch

#

You are getting old

#

Time to retire

wary gate
#

I was playing so hard on the last run that I injured myself

#

this was my key btw

spice thistle
#

step aside for the next generation

wary gate
#

bitch I'm 22

#

I am the next generation

heady solstice
spice thistle
#

STEP ASIDE

#

cant even do a m+1 without having back problems

#

tch tch

wary gate
#

bitch I can faceroll up to a 7

#

did a 9 with my guild

spice thistle
#

oye?

#

I did a 11 with pugs

wary gate
#

but these pugs

spice thistle
#

beat dat

wary gate
#

are actual garbage

spice thistle
#

oof

wary gate
#

last run

#

the last time we wiped

#

and it depleted

spice thistle
#

You are going to be padded so much for being a sprout when you get to dungeons

wary gate
#

I said thanks for depleting my key

#

and left

#

bitch I was top dps

#

always the last to die

#

didn't stand in shit

#

it ain't me that's the problem

#

the first 5 was an atal dazar

#

we were doin the first boss with the reanimator totems

#

and this DH and I were doing the 2 near the door yeah?

spice thistle
#

ya

wary gate
#

except every time he targetted one

#

I went to the other so they'd die at the same time right?

#

that's how teamwork works

#

cept the DH kept switching to the totem I was targetting

spice thistle
#

Oof

#

DH was selfish dps

wary gate
#

no see

#

cause he coulda done the same dps

#

by just sitting on that totem

#

but he was dashing back and forth

spice thistle
#

focking freestyling demon hunters

#

he was trying to flex

lost plinth
#

kata you're missing the point, obviously fel rush goes 20 feet

#

he was just using his gcds effectively

spice thistle
#

don't you mean ogcd

lost plinth
#

whatever

heady solstice
spice thistle
#

lol

#

everyone here is a miqo'te but the tank

lost plinth
#

I've had a dungeon before where everyone was a miqo'te

#

the other 3 gave me uwudesu balmung RPers vibe

heady solstice
lost plinth
#

which they later outright admitted to

heady solstice
#

OH SHIT UH

spice thistle
#

uwudesu

heady solstice
#

i have something

lost plinth
#

and here's my modestly dressed hat child like 'help'

heady solstice
lost plinth
#

nyameric

heady solstice
spice thistle
#

oh no

spring heath
#

amazing

lost plinth
#

they have the mogstation outfit don't they

spice thistle
#

OH

spring heath
#

10/10

heady solstice
#

uh

#

i dont think so?

spice thistle
#

THERE IS A LALAFEL

heady solstice
#

didnt check

lost plinth
#

I remember one time I was doing Zurvan for anima wep, and someone RP inteoduced themselves as Tataru

#

Half the group just duly inspected them

#

indeed, cosplay

#

lala

spice thistle
lost plinth
#

Slight pause and someone says 'eyes are wrong'

spice thistle
#

I once had someone rping as Nashu in E8

lost plinth
#

'Well yeah, I didn't want to fantasia for it...'

#

Then EVERYONE reamed them the fuck out for not committing to their own meme

#

low effort shit

#

Mak why are you just wearing af mnk armor

#

why you no glam

#

fix your shit

spice thistle
#

...

#

that's my glam

#

it's the ironworks armor

heady solstice
#

mak is just getting bodied today

#

stop boolie mak

lost plinth
#

That's not fuckin ironworks is it?

#

That's the Af1 set?

spice thistle
#

that is the first one