no-wow-discussion

[spice thistle]

Meanwhile one of the prototypes for the Mars project blew up

[empty swallow]

Imagine going up to the ISS in January and coming back to Earth in June and having to catch up on what happened

yes they can keep track of earth i know relax

[heady solstice]

pogchampion

my new glasses arrived

[hardy forge]

time to upgrade to HD ^

[heady solstice]

well its the same prescription its just that these glasses dont have a broken leg

[empty swallow]

why do your glasses have legs

they don't need to walk

[heady solstice]

"why do your glasses have legs"
"they don't need to walk"

[spice thistle]

...

Monte that was such a bad joke that I am so guilty of laughing at it

[lost plinth]

lmfao

[spice thistle]

I mean tbh considering the youtube video looks exactly the same i was considering it

[hardy forge]

50000BCE+: Bow is invented
2000BCE: Bows using composite materials
1000BCE: Crossbows
1970CE: Compound bows
2020CE: Whatever the hell this is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-1bkGPAkJU

[dark whale]

he improved that design a few times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTut3SPhQ5k

[hardy forge]

ifrit lb3?

[lost plinth]

yuuup

deletus

[dark whale]

testing protonvpns kill switch, seems to have a delay in kicking in sometimes up to almost a minute

anyone know some issues that would be on my end that would cause that

[heady solstice]

im so close

[spring heath]

Yall should make Goblin alts

just sayin

[hardy forge]

@heady solstice those are rookie numbers

also i do have an alt on crystal,so ye,wolf

but i dont plan on investing any time in the US servers

so at best i'd be visiting houses

[spring heath]

That's fine and fair
We'll welcome some fine folk into the FC, though

[heady solstice]

goblin

[empty swallow]

That's fine and fair
We'll welcome some fine folk into the FC, though
@spring heath you don't want dafire then

[spring heath]

R o o d

Also, Marc, triple rude

dafuk

[heady solstice]

im fine with my cigarrete brand server tyvm

[spring heath]

stinky plant man

[heady solstice]

[spring heath]

You're a stinky plant man, so that's more your problem

[hardy forge]

on praetorium adventures episode 30,we have NSFW times during the battle @spring heath

[spring heath]

Oh dear

[heady solstice]

time to hit level 80

[hardy forge]

oh ye

please post the picture when you get the quest "shadowbringers" since wolf and jhock will want to know

emu prob too

[heady solstice]

yeah

i still got a couple quests to go

i got labyrinth

[sage flower]

Paddobringers @empty swallow

[hardy forge]

when did pad sneak into the FF14 club

we've reeled in another one in this channel

also

[lost plinth]

today on mtv cribs

@spring heath

[spring heath]

lol

[empty swallow]

@sage flower POG

paddobwingew

Just did a soloQ ranked game on rb6

somehow a team with 0 mics beat a full 5stack with 9 ping

We good

[lost plinth]

right so

i had this roulette

haukke manor

sprout tank, sprout dps, sprout dps I queued with, me

[sage flower]

I was wondering why I couldn't see the FFXI quests. I guess cause I did them in 2015

[empty swallow]

rip

[lost plinth]

tank does not press tank stance, tank does not acknowledge chat

[empty swallow]

I'm gonna do one more ranked game and hop on

I want to finish Amh Araeng before I sleep

[lost plinth]

tank does not acknowledge chat for 10 minutes

tank uses tank LB on trash

we decide to sit there and do nothing until the tank acknowledges

[sage flower]

🙂

[empty swallow]

let the dude have his fun, easy dungeon

[heady solstice]

@empty swallow i want to finish 5.0 before i sleep

[empty swallow]

Aren't you close tho marcelo

[heady solstice]

yes

[lost plinth]

20 minutes pass and the tank presses iron will by sheer fluke, at which point we run straight to them and continue the dungeon

[heady solstice]

im almost 80

[lost plinth]

never acknowledged chat

[heady solstice]

im gonna be 80 after this raid

[empty swallow]

nice

why would you waste 20mins on a tank

lol

[empty swallow]

WF ninya 80

[lost plinth]

because I wanted the mans to learn

instead of getting votekicked out of every group

[empty swallow]

he'll learn quicker getting kicked

[heady solstice]

bout to become best 80 ninja NA

[hardy forge]

nonono,if the mans does not acknowledge chat

[sage flower]

my only 80s are

[hardy forge]

it's insta kick

[lost plinth]

we were honestly about to kick them

but then they pressed iron will

[empty swallow]

good thing you said NA marceo

I'm going ninja after DRG

Well

Sam first

then ninja

[sage flower]

well and

that being said, fishing is ez now

[empty swallow]

that's pretty casual paddo

[heady solstice]

monte then you can become worst ninja eu

[hardy forge]

my 80s atm are SCH,SMN,DRK is 77,and i'm planning on getting DRG and RDM to 80

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

my crafting 80 will be ALC

[sage flower]

yes i am casua

l

[main dirge]

well time to try out FFXIV after almost dying in vr

[empty swallow]

Alright, got a ranked game

[hardy forge]

having a few 80s does not mean you're casual pad

[empty swallow]

brb like 15 and I'll come back here and continue amh araeng

[sage flower]

i just like to holy spam

[lost plinth]

my 80s are

[sage flower]

someone doesn't like tanking

[lost plinth]

and botanist

[heady solstice]

my 80s are

[lost plinth]

i have everything else except gunbreaker, machinist to 70 or above

[heady solstice]

[sage flower]

[spring heath]

\o/

[lost plinth]

[sage flower]

dork night

[hardy forge]

pad,did you know that there was a big discussion on the JP forums

[heady solstice]

im actually

pogchampion ing rn

[empty swallow]

dafire and his japanese forums

[lost plinth]

i've just seen

[empty swallow]

everyone residentsleeper

[hardy forge]

on if "cast regen on tank,then holy spam until your fingers die"

[lost plinth]

K'rona Tia

[hardy forge]

is good for the game

[sage flower]

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

i tried to inform a whm in amaurot that cure I was worthless

[sage flower]

[lost plinth]

they argued back, and I just dropped it and we carried on wiping on trash til they got kicked

[sage flower]

back in my day revenant's toll was a dump

[empty swallow]

back in my day

there was no ff14

[sage flower]

🙂

[heady solstice]

back in my day we had ff11 and we had to deal with it

[hardy forge]

back in my day,FF7 had just came out

[heady solstice]

back in my day the name monte was respectable

[empty swallow]

ok dude

[spring heath]

yall

[hardy forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260539358891868161/716404723606880315/unknown.png @empty swallow

[heady solstice]

"12 btw"

[empty swallow]

this is bullying

reported to modewatow

[heady solstice]

modwewator

once i finish ShB im grinding GnB with msq rouletti

[empty swallow]

That's what I'm doing

[heady solstice]

stole my idea

[empty swallow]

pretty good xp

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

but how

[heady solstice]

reporting you

[empty swallow]

if I"m already doing it

12btw

[heady solstice]

12bw

[empty swallow]

bw

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

12 blackwing

[heady solstice]

anyway

im reporting you to sqeenix for stealing my idea

[empty swallow]

sqweenix

[hardy forge]

i was the first to have the insane idea

to grind MSQ

for leveling

btw TIL that yoshida has his own custom icon

ingame

way to show off

[heady solstice]

wow

[hardy forge]

proof that WAR player's brains are empty monkey brains

also yes praetorium adventures

[heady solstice]

excuse me

[hardy forge]

this is a lvl 68 btw

[heady solstice]

w h a t

how

why

[hardy forge]

have you found the mistake

[heady solstice]

yes

i have

[spice thistle]

He is trolling

He has to be trolling

[heady solstice]

almost in ShB

still a maurader

[spice thistle]

Why would you forsake

[heady solstice]

[spice thistle]

*FelLcLeAvE

[heady solstice]

he doesnt even have fell cleave

hes still a marauder

[hardy forge]

he stayed silent for a few mins,then after being pestered by the entire raid

[heady solstice]

did he

[hardy forge]

he said "i know :("

[heady solstice]

did he think it was optional?????

[hardy forge]

and "living on the edge"

[empty swallow]

the match literally went down to the last 5 seconds

Here I thought I'd go into a quick ranked

[heady solstice]

"living on the edge"

[empty swallow]

no let's go to the last round and last 5 seconds

pepega

[heady solstice]

monteeeXI

[hardy forge]

in the same group we got

[heady solstice]

DRK?

[hardy forge]

DRG

[heady solstice]

smh

[empty swallow]

dragoons are never edgy

source:Monte

aight time for amh araeng

I ain't sleeping till it's done

[heady solstice]

the most dragoons are edgy

is when they fall off the edge

[hardy forge]

@lost plinth monte araeng time,just sayin

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

hope y'all have my meme ready

[hardy forge]

no

[heady solstice]

which meme

[empty swallow]

the meme of some lady with red eyes as dafire described it

I don't know

[lost plinth]

dafire why tf did you describe it

[hardy forge]

i didnt

[lost plinth]

reee

[hardy forge]

i commented the meme

[empty swallow]

you ree'd the emu

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

now he has red eyes too

[heady solstice]

ez

[empty swallow]

ok back to rhon rhon's market

pepega

[heady solstice]

time to continue stowy

[empty swallow]

jeeezoz

[heady solstice]

yeah

its dark af

got my 80 gear

ez

[hardy forge]

noice

[empty swallow]

gon make me act up

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

dude

||This halric guy hella sus even for a kid||

[heady solstice]

he got

attacked

dawg

[hardy forge]

is this the time

for the meme

[heady solstice]

perhaps

[empty swallow]

I'm not done with amh araeng yet

[hardy forge]

did you get halric back

after he ran away

[empty swallow]

Yeah we finished that cutscene

[heady solstice]

ok

it is time

[empty swallow]

if you mean where ||Tesleen goes pepega||

[heady solstice]

@lost plinth unleash it

[lost plinth]

i need

to find it

[hardy forge]

@lost plinth

[heady solstice]

bruh

[lost plinth]

where the fuck

is it

[hardy forge]

i got u

[heady solstice]

wtf

HAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHA

[lost plinth]

thanks dafire

you the real one

[heady solstice]

AHAHAHAHAA

[hardy forge]

@empty swallow be subjected to the meme

[empty swallow]

sec cutscene

||We just abandoned the inn like that? LOL||

ah yes succulent eyes

[heady solstice]

damn dawg

turn some of them lights off dawg

tf

[hardy forge]

ah hes near

[empty swallow]

so me and alisaie just said ight Imma head out

solid

[heady solstice]

yeah

s o l i d

[empty swallow]

glhf I guess

[sage flower]

[empty swallow]

spoilers bruh

pepega

[hardy forge]

pad with the emotes

[heady solstice]

pad with the spoiler emotes

[sage flower]

[empty swallow]

bonk

[sage flower]

that's monte

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

look at this idiot

[heady solstice]

wtf

dont you diss him

ass

[empty swallow]

pooopoo head

[sage flower]

[lost plinth]

stop dissing him

his threads are better than yours

[heady solstice]

dissing my boy

[lost plinth]

wait that emote

[empty swallow]

Alright Amh Araeng done

[lost plinth]

Oh this is practical

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

Time for what's his face

alphinaud

[heady solstice]

alphy

[sage flower]

snape kills dumbledore

[heady solstice]

yo

[empty swallow]

D:

[heady solstice]

wtf

actually spoiled for me

wtf

[sage flower]

get rekt

[empty swallow]

Smurfs is terrible anyway marcelo

it's fine

[sage flower]

spoiler

chocobos are cute

[heady solstice]

ty monte

cockobo

[sage flower]

[empty swallow]

c h a d

[heady solstice]

shaved wookie

[empty swallow]

I always liked their models

[sage flower]

hi

[empty swallow]

hi paddo

want a pat

[sage flower]

no

[heady solstice]

patwarle

[sage flower]

why do i look grump

[heady solstice]

angy

[lost plinth]

cause you're a catboy

[heady solstice]

[sage flower]

ook

[empty swallow]

boy playing catgirl disses cat playing catboy

hmmm

[sage flower]

this is someone in my fc

[heady solstice]

[heady solstice]

WTF IS HIS VOICE

MY GOD

[empty swallow]

I lost

I use that hat paddo

[sage flower]

YES

Ĥ́ͤe͌ͮ̇l̍͌͒l̋̽̓o̍̓̄ ̓̈̒Mͮ̄͗҉̮͚͡a͊ͪ̍҉̺̙͘r̍͐ͨ҉̭̥͉cͫ͋̽e̓͆́l̍ͯ̏҉̳̹̟l̄̀ͮu͋͂ͬs̑͛͑.̿̅̍

It sounds like that

[heady solstice]

yes

[empty swallow]

ah synthetic voices

[heady solstice]

hes

[empty swallow]

a crowd favorite

[heady solstice]

oddly wholesome

[sage flower]

[empty swallow]

What does this look like

It's so familiar

[heady solstice]

aha

yeah

:)

[sage flower]

it's u

[hardy forge]

if i remember the documentary right,all the big boi voices are just one singular guy pitched and edited @heady solstice

[empty swallow]

spoilers dude

now I know there's big bois in shadowbringers

[heady solstice]

yeah

theres like

[empty swallow]

how big are we talking

[heady solstice]

5 bic bois

[empty swallow]

Mount everest

or pool

[hardy forge]

nah

[empty swallow]

Is this guy one of the big bois

[heady solstice]

no

[hardy forge]

no lul

[empty swallow]

aww

[heady solstice]

wtf even is that

[empty swallow]

A level 70 mob on the shore

el goblino

[spring heath]

Hobgolins

[sage flower]

A Rank

[spring heath]

...hobgoblins*

[sage flower]

Wait

nah that's not him

he's green

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

meanwhile...

[heady solstice]

...Baka?!??! Muffin-Sama?!

[sage flower]

nvm he's orange

[heady solstice]

so when am i getting executed for saying that?

[sage flower]

this guy

[hardy forge]

i saw some "A RANK" shouts in zone chat sometimes

[sage flower]

i'm a fan of this guy tho

[hardy forge]

its for the hunt log i assume

[hardy forge]

but what do it do

[sage flower]

it's like uhhh

elites in wow I guess

you group and kill them for currency

[empty swallow]

It's The Hunt dafire

come on bruh

[hardy forge]

ah currency,yes

[sage flower]

my favorite

[empty swallow]

I found an S rank I remember while I was doing ARR

[sage flower]

look at his face

[hardy forge]

if emu was here he'd say C A P I T A L I S M

[empty swallow]

Was somewhere around the cereleum plant

[heady solstice]

engage in relations with women and acquire currency

[sage flower]

was it a robot

[empty swallow]

||In the area before Moenbryda alt+f4'd herself||

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

no it was a worm

[sage flower]

ur a worm

[empty swallow]

I'm monte

[sage flower]

that would be

Minhocao

[empty swallow]

yeah

I remember everyone spamming inv and I just did too

[sage flower]

lol

[empty swallow]

went over, killed it, got something and dipped

[empty swallow]

I don't even remember what I got if anything

[sage flower]

sadwall

[empty swallow]

sadwarle

[sage flower]

[heady solstice]

alisaie needs some chapstick

[sage flower]

teef

pepsiman

[heady solstice]

||hythlodaeus||

[lost plinth]

it's interesting tho ain't it

[heady solstice]

yeah

||you kinda feel bad for emet||

[lost plinth]

plus all their voices always puts me in mind of those 10iq memes where it's just a TTS voice with reverb piled on

[heady solstice]

deep fried voices

[lost plinth]

||you kinda feel bad for what he's sayin early on but it's only then you realise he wasn't bullshittin||

[heady solstice]

yeah

[lost plinth]

||i do love amaurot though, it's such a design||

||art deco is just so modern it's uncannily close to home||

[heady solstice]

||its like rapture||

[lost plinth]

also i gotta say, i have a new respect/disrespect for ninjas I've seen in DF

From how they kill themselves, I thought TCJ prevented movement

[heady solstice]

its a bitch when DWaD and Assassinate kill you

[lost plinth]

||and considering Eulmore has that Bioshock Columbia vibe||

DWaD is okay, it's just that hard-ass anim lock on assassinate

[heady solstice]

yeah

[lost plinth]

although honestly assassinate is the only thing still making me hit rabbits

[heady solstice]

i hold down d when im in assassinate

get that speed movement

[lost plinth]

cause I keep underestimating the animation lock

since my rotation under trick atk is basically shadow fang, dwad, hyosho, assassinate, raiton TCJ fuma-raiton-suiton

[heady solstice]

oh shiiiii

[lost plinth]

keep misinputting the raiton

[lost plinth]

cause of assassinate

oh boy there it goes

@spring burrow @spice thistle

[spice thistle]

OOBOI

[lost plinth]

and don't tell me you're level blocked

[main dirge]

why's there someone with name close to mine

[heady solstice]

i hope im not ilvl blocked

[lost plinth]

what's your name again

[main dirge]

my nickname is Minishu

[lost plinth]

lmao

[heady solstice]

i got the gear from that uh

like

[lost plinth]

well lala names are rhyming couplets

[heady solstice]

crystal sub

thing

[lost plinth]

AB CB

[main dirge]

well good to know Lalafells fit me

[heady solstice]

Minishu Ninshu

[lost plinth]

I'd say it'd by Ninishu

*be

too few syllables otherwise

[heady solstice]

mayhaps

||ryne sade||

[lost plinth]

yeah if you dropped the I you have 2 syllables

||you gon be even sadder in 5 seconds||

[heady solstice]

br

||"Im not good enough"||

[timber crag]

gawd damn

i got fucked

[lost plinth]

rightfully so

[heady solstice]

ngl

[lost plinth]

seems you're a bit of a tit

[heady solstice]

you seem like a dick in that picture

||AHHHHHHH ITS THE LINE||

[lost plinth]

||told ya so||

[timber crag]

like the joker

[heady solstice]

|| actually sad ||

[lost plinth]

my mans if you're comparing yourself to the joker that's a great sign you need to go speak to some humans

[heady solstice]

the boys

[spring burrow]

oh good shit

[heady solstice]

||emet is ||

this place is cool af

[main dirge]

lmao incognito got fcked

[hardy forge]

my official top 3 ShB tracks is

||Akademia Anyder||

||Eden 8 remix||

and ||hades theme(not putting the ShB theme because i dont like the start)||

i though for a long time about the 2nd one being better than the first,

but in terms of replayability,that jazz never fails to be chill

[spring heath]

Wolf's ShB Faves (So Far):
||What Angel Wakes Me||
||Rak'tika - yes, LA HEE||
||Hades||
||Tomorrow and Tomorrow||

[heady solstice]

|| ***l a h e e *** ||

[spring heath]

Also this is adorable and worth watching - ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX7yp25Dlyc|| Stormblood setting

[hardy forge]

I discovered the ^ girl through the shb vid of a certain villain

[heady solstice]

same

[hardy forge]

Hm,i didnt like the first trial theme,
I know its fitting for the character's theme,but it was pretty jarring for the fight, and couldnt you just combine the last two? The ShB theme is the 4th+the 3rd
Referring to Wolf's rankings

[heady solstice]

fml

this second boss

[spice thistle]

Killed the damn megalodon from Sea of Thieves

fucker tried to sneak on me on a storm and i was so fed up

[heady solstice]

i cant kill this dumb bird

[lost plinth]

||i gotta prefer anaemsis over akademia||

marc, you gotta smash adds then smash the berd before it explodes iirc?

sit on cooldowns maybe, make sure you have a TCJ and meisui window

[heady solstice]

maybe if

alisaie wasnt wasting limit break

we would kill it

[lost plinth]

Wait Alisaie uses lb?

I leveled ryne cause trick atk and two casters monkaS and she just trick attacks

[heady solstice]

well

someone is using LB

im literally 1 lb away on that boss

ive wiped 5 times

[lost plinth]

yeah I generally have thancred ryne and alphinaud

[heady solstice]

and now thancred didnt grab aggro

yup its alisaie using lb

AHHHHHHHH

HE WAS AT 1%

[lost plinth]

that's an oof

[heady solstice]

i need to vote abandon because the timer's at 13 minutes

[lost plinth]

gonna say have you considered just not using trusts

[heady solstice]

i dont want to deal with bad players tbh

im content with silent ai

[lost plinth]

and Wolf i would consider making alts on people's worlds to poke them but only if I could send clothes over in advance cause i don't wanna do an inter

I mean I'd be interested to see how trusts manage the last boss

[heady solstice]

is the last boss worst than the second boss?

[lost plinth]

Cause the last boss has a pure untelegraphed 50/50 that'll hit you for 20% even if you move out quick

and i wonder if trusts can galaxybrain it

[spring heath]

I mean you still need ot be level 15 to glam but I can make you stuff to wear to not look like a peasant

[lost plinth]

that was my thinking

and theoretically i could gather my own, pass it to whomever, and they pass it back to 'me'

Effort tbf especially considering I wouldn't play them

But it would be fun considering I turned fun design ideas that I'd definitely use if Hat Child wasn't perfect into retainers and saved the appearance

but i really don't get bored of hat child so she's perfect as is

[spring heath]

😄

[lost plinth]

if I ever had a second free fantasia I might try something else for a day, but hat child is definitely the one and only

i'd probs only use the free fantasia to tweak her height or eyes i guess

[spring heath]

I get a free one from the deluxe upgrade I got

[lost plinth]

Ahh

[spring heath]

So I get two free per character once I get through ARR

[lost plinth]

Plus I quite like Hat Child's height of smol, but slightly taller than the twins

[spring heath]

😄

[lost plinth]

like 'joining in with all the gang in harassing Alphinaud' height bracket

I think my viera retainer is probs my favourite design second to hat child, cause i quite like their hairstyles and floppy eared viera are criminally underrated

plus I think that'd just be fun to be twice the height

or i could just buy some fantasias on sale no, that way madness lies

[spring heath]

It is on sale

pity names don't come with

[heady solstice]

I think the dungeon crashed my pc

[heady solstice]

i dont know how to feel about my kill

i killed him but the 1 shot still went off

god damn

[unreal bluff]

spent most of the day on this what do you think

[spring burrow]

Looks good

[heady solstice]

time to restart amaurat again

[timber crag]

That looks really good Adhara

[unreal bluff]

thanks 😄

I enjoyed it

[spice thistle]

Quite the thrill

[spring heath]

...some rando from Balmung just whispered me

Redacted - Balmung >> Square Enix Should Not Allow This Update At Such A Sensitive Time, Please Vote Against It Before They Ruin The Game On The FFXIV Forum Post: https://forum.square-enix.com-dy.xyz/ffxiv/threads/417229

[spice thistle]

...I want to know what whispered you

ah

[spring heath]

Me, sitting here like... i dunno if I should trust that link??????

[urban kite]

of course not?

thats a clear phishing link if i've ever seen one

[spring burrow]

Bruh

[spring heath]

hmmm

dy.xyz is weird

[urban kite]

you think squeenix would have their official forums end in dy.xyz

[spring heath]

I don't go on the forums dude

idk

[urban kite]

how many websites can you name that end with "dy.xyz"

[spring heath]

I don't even go to blizz forums most of the time

None, cuz I don't read entire site addresses cuz I don't click on unfamiliar shit

How can I report them anyway, the only choice I see says RMT

[urban kite]

go through the report system

[spring heath]

I see RMT, cheating and harassing

none of those apply here

I've never reported anyone on XIV before

idk how this shit works here

[urban kite]

it should be in the menu somewhere, it's just reporting them

not right-clicking them

[spring heath]

I figured it out

[heady solstice]

holy fuck

this paladin tank is soloing the last boss of amaurot

[spring burrow]

Yeah thats possible

[spring heath]

Sounds like a pretty typical paladin

[spring burrow]

My buddy can do that

[heady solstice]

hes survived 2 apokalypses

3 now

we did it

ez

well

he did it

ez

[spring burrow]

Now for THE HYPE

[heady solstice]

||alisaie got fucking bodied||

the tank

[spring burrow]

Lol

[heady solstice]

|| so is this when aardvark takes some of the light?||

[spring burrow]

Just wait

[heady solstice]

oh shit

[spring burrow]

THE H Y P E

[heady solstice]

|| HES SUMMONING THE BOYS||

[spring burrow]

YEP

||A canon reason for having 7 other people there to help you out||

[heady solstice]

this is so good

[spring burrow]

I had chills the whole time

[heady solstice]

|| a canon reason ||

face reveal

its time

long trial ques

[spring heath]

I'm sobbing
I'm trying to level Alc and make my own potions
and my friend was like 'yeah I just did the spiritbond leves it was super easy to get HQ
And I'm sitting here struggling but still managing to get HQ ones every time and I'm like "if this is easy I fuckin suck"

AND HE'S USING BABY HW TOOLS

LEVEL 53 TOOLS

MAKING LEVEL 71 ITEMS

AND HQ-ING THEM

[heady solstice]

||ez game||

[spring heath]

indeed

[heady solstice]

i dont know how to feel

[spring burrow]

:)

[heady solstice]

|| "I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize." ||

|| ||

[spring burrow]

:))))

[heady solstice]

:)))))))))))

[novel tiger]

[heady solstice]

the real gamers of square enix

[spring heath]

I LOVE THEM

SO MUCH

[heady solstice]

||oh he just killed the emperor||

||hes literally just arthas||

[spring heath]

||Father wouldn't let him play, he had to dispose of the obstacle||

So uh

[heady solstice]

👀

[neon hinge]

Cool

[spring burrow]

NICE!

[main dirge]

meanwhile I'm close to getting glamour

lvl 12

[lost plinth]

may have caved to trying fantasia - canonical explanation being hat child's staying in bed today

[hardy forge]

emu's off the deep end now

on the way to becoming a fantasia addict

those are worse than crackheads,trust me,i've seen a few ingame

[lost plinth]

nono, that's why i only got one

one to try something else, on top of the one to go back to hat child

[neon hinge]

may have caved to trying fantasia - canonical explanation being hat child's staying in bed today
wow

[lost plinth]

being twice hat child's height is weird though

you can definitely tell i built a lot of the decoration with hat child's height in mind

[neon hinge]

That doesn't inspire joy

[lost plinth]

ah. and i am stuck.

[hardy forge]

why is the WAR lvl 80 gear called BOI

[lost plinth]

boii

i mean why do I feel that's the same as asking why is the haurchefant minion's verminion ability called E

[hardy forge]

because it's "press E to pay respects"

duh,emu

dont become like this emu xd https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/653967783901790208/715774849812922389/101002004_1576959409137022_4042048405789212672_n.jpg

[lost plinth]

lmfao

nah, hat child is too good

this appearance save is neither child nor hat, literally

i also just thought it'd be bizarre to be twice Hat Child's height and it really is

oh huh

i thought viera were actually like, colossally tall

max height's 6 foot 2

I'm 6 foot 2

[hardy forge]

i think male aura are tallest

[lost plinth]

yeah that's cause male aura got that jojo physique

[timber crag]

My hyur is 5'6

[neon hinge]

IDK how tall is my cat

[timber crag]

Is it called hyur?

[neon hinge]

Probably less than me

[timber crag]

Forgot

[lost plinth]

yeah

[hardy forge]

humans? ye

[lost plinth]

inter, you remember where the height slider was?

[hardy forge]

also i still dont get why fem-aura are so tiny compared to male aura

[neon hinge]

on char creation

[hardy forge]

whats this sexism

[neon hinge]

Isn't it?

[lost plinth]

ye

but like, where abouts

cause there's a max height and a min height

[hardy forge]

pretty sure thats the slider

[timber crag]

I hate games where males are monstrous and females are just women with little changes

It makes no sense

[hardy forge]

thats the fanservice appeal tho

[neon hinge]

Lmao

[lost plinth]

Yeah

[neon hinge]

miqo'te are so small

[lost plinth]

I mean max height male catbois are still pretty short

yeah

they're legit the second shortest race

[neon hinge]

I'm 10cm taller than my character

[hardy forge]

still,who thought it was a good idea to have males max out at 2M+ height,and fem-aura max out at like 1,60

[lost plinth]

to lalafell ofc

[neon hinge]

SQEX please

[hardy forge]

ffs square

[neon hinge]

I'm used to being a Tauren lol

Doors? More like No Tauren Allowed

[timber crag]

"I am Deviltron. I can destroy entire stars with a swipe"
"I'm Chara, I can destroy universes with a blink. Fanservice"

[lost plinth]

Well you could say, since they had female Roegadyn and Highlander locked in before they did au'ra designs

i suppose a more physically built female race would be encroaching on existing races

[timber crag]

1,80

Dafire, 1,80 is fine

[hardy forge]

i checked the numbers and i wasnt even wrong

fem aura max out at 1,56cm and male aura max out at 2,17

wtf square

[neon hinge]

I'm average tall irl

1.83m

[hardy forge]

i'm like 1.81 i think

[timber crag]

I'm above average

1,68

[lost plinth]

i'm in feet and inches, wtf are y'all in

[hardy forge]

wtf emu

[neon hinge]

5'97"

[hardy forge]

you're european

[timber crag]

5'6

[lost plinth]

yes i am

get fcked

[timber crag]

I am too

[hardy forge]

the fck you use feet

[lost plinth]

Yes

Don't ask

[timber crag]

Wait actually

[neon hinge]

I ask

Why xD

[lost plinth]

I was 6'1 last time I checked, and that was about 6 months ago

doubt i've changed

[timber crag]

1,68 is closer to 5'7" than 5'6"

What in the fluffy fuck?

[neon hinge]

Damn, Emu is tall

[lost plinth]

this is kinda novel actually cause since I'm technically the same height as max viera

that's a frame of reference to hat child

...hat child is smol jesus christ

[neon hinge]

How many hat childs tall are you?

[lost plinth]

literally 2

[neon hinge]

what

[lost plinth]

thereabouts

[timber crag]

XDD

[lost plinth]

i mean that's a bit of an exaggeration

[timber crag]

How tall is Hat Child in game?

[lost plinth]

hat child would probably be just over waist height

gimme a sec, i'll check

[neon hinge]

hat child would probably be just over waist height
That's nice

[timber crag]

Oof

[hardy forge]

you made me google it,emu ffs

[neon hinge]

I'm 1.82/1.83

[lost plinth]

Fml, so I'm taller?

Well not by much

[neon hinge]

lmao ladie cats

[hardy forge]

i've seen 1.50m people irl

creepy

[neon hinge]

My partner is 1.59m

[lost plinth]

yeah hat child's 4'9

[hardy forge]

"partner" e-e

👀

[lost plinth]

so not two hat childs tall

but hat child still pretty heckin smol

[timber crag]

Uhh

[neon hinge]

1.25HC

?

[lost plinth]

HC

[timber crag]

I do not understand how that converter works, Dafire

[lost plinth]

lmfao

[hardy forge]

max height fem-aura is 5'1 and max height MALE is 7'1

WTF SQUARE x 4

[neon hinge]

wtf

2ft of difference

[hardy forge]

60cms of difference

[neon hinge]

That's absurd

[timber crag]

I think the converter might be broken

[hardy forge]

now the problem arises of this bugging me,but unfortunately all the taller races look like garbage

[neon hinge]

garbo game

[hardy forge]

i dont like female elf,i'll just have to pour some bleach in my brain and forget aura is smol

[timber crag]

Wdym?

Small elves are better than tall elves

I want nelf females to be shorter

[neon hinge]

yeah gl with that

Elves are by design tall

[timber crag]

Not all elves

Blood elves are human sized

[neon hinge]

Cuz they're addicts

[timber crag]

I just wanna RP as a 5'11 treehugger nelf monk :(

[hardy forge]

by browsing the sets on this site,i'm getting the idea that 90% of the lvl 80 job sets are garbage

or at least "very underwhelming compared to previous" especially lvl 70

the WHM 80 one straight up looks like a nun

[lost plinth]

aren't the 80 sets either based off job questchain NPCs or the Cardinal Virtues

[hardy forge]

idk,they're not based off the guy you fight,since they have the standin gear from lvl 50

[lost plinth]

ofc i'm only going off brd and dnc

we-eell

bard's is flat-out renda-rae

dnc's is raana's from the quests

[hardy forge]

the only good SCH set was the lvl 60 one,and you know why?,because it was the singularly only one that didnt look like a fancy university graduate

[lost plinth]

idk sch sets give me the same impression as some WoW sets

individually, the pieces are quite good and useful

as a set? nah chief

i quite like the 70 set robe for example

[hardy forge]

this is the 60 one

i'm using the hat in my current SCH glam

what the fuck are the coil of bahamut sets

they are the definition of "overdesigned into oblivion"

https://xivstyle.com/combat/raid8/dreadwyrm/ jesus

[timber crag]

See, this is why I like functional simplicity over pointless flashiness

[hardy forge]

this is not even flashiness,they just took a set and went "what can we add" until they couldnt even see where they started

also for some raid/dungeon sets,the policy is "take the fending(tank) armor,strip something from it == maiming,now strip something again == striking,now again == aiming,now make the same set a robe == casting"

another "overdesigned into oblivion" sets,and these are even worse,on some there's so much sh*t going on,you cant even see the chest https://xivstyle.com/combat/raid24/syrcustower/

why does this set exist

(it looks the exact same on female with the addition of bra instead of shoulder-clothing)

[timber crag]

S t r i p p e r

@hardy forge

[hardy forge]

90% of the pvp sets are the weirdest thing ever you'd only see from Prada

[timber crag]

XDD

That is a JoJo male set!

[hardy forge]

tell me this isnt a fucking power ranger,what the fuck

[neon hinge]

That's a power ranger looool

[hardy forge]

thank god most of the pvp sets made me puke,so i dont have to do pvp

[lost plinth]

the only things i have wanted and got from pvp are a sam weapon and a stack of towels

(the towels)

[neon hinge]

I created the most cursed excel formula my brain could comprehend

[hardy forge]

why are you still viera xD

[neon hinge]

=IF(J2=1, IF(I2="Mjolnir", QUERY(SORTING!$A:$M,"SELECT `B`,`C`,`J` WHERE `M` = 1 AND (`B` LIKE '"&I2&"' OR `L` LIKE '"&I2&"') AND `C` >= "&J2&" AND `C` <= "&K2&" ORDER BY `C` ASC",-1), IF(I3="Gunz", QUERY(SORTING!$A:$M,"SELECT `B`,`C`,`J` WHERE `M` = 1 AND (`B` LIKE '"&I2&"' OR `L` LIKE '"&I2&"') AND `C` >= "&J2&" AND `C` <= "&K2&" ORDER BY `C` ASC",-1), IF(I3="Caladbolg", QUERY(SORTING!$A:$M,"SELECT `B`,`C`,`J` WHERE `M` = 1 AND (`B` LIKE '"&I3&"' OR `L` LIKE '"&I3&"') AND `C` >= 1 AND `C` <= 3000 ORDER BY `C` ASC",-1), QUERY(SORTING!$A:$M,"SELECT `B`,`C`,`J` WHERE `M` = 1 AND (`B` LIKE '"&I3&"' OR `L` LIKE '"&I3&"') AND `C` >= "&J2&" AND `C` <= "&K2&" ORDER BY `C` ASC",-1)))), IF(I3="Caladbolg", QUERY(SORTING!$A:$M,"SELECT `B`,`C`,`J` WHERE `M` = 1 AND (`B` LIKE '"&I3&"' OR `L` LIKE '"&I3&"') AND `C` >= 1 AND `C` <= 3000 ORDER BY `C` ASC",-1), QUERY(SORTING!$A:$M,"SELECT `B`,`C`,`J` WHERE `M` = 1 AND (`B` LIKE '"&I3&"' OR `L` LIKE '"&I3&"') AND `C` >= "&J2&" AND `C` <= "&K2&" ORDER BY `C` ASC",-1)))

[lost plinth]

might as well stay it for a day

inter if you're gonna tell me this is something like simulating poke ball shakes

[hardy forge]

you are playing with addiction forces out of your league emu <.<

[lost plinth]

plus being tall is a novelty i'm not quite done with lmao

[neon hinge]

No, this is just to search for a game's weapon data based on the name and day range and plenty of IF to get rid of the bugs caused by the variations on lower levels

[lost plinth]

like this is an adequately placed shelf now

[hardy forge]

too many IFs generally means spaghetti code

just sayin

[neon hinge]

Some weapons at level 9000 have the same damage but at level 234 have a difference of 2 damage

yeah

I agree

[lost plinth]

yandere-dev-ass coding

if you ever see yanderedev's coding

it's a fuckin disgrace and it's amazing

[hardy forge]

there's a reason he hasnt finished the game after 6 years

OK DUDE, NOW WEVE GONE TOO FAR

[lost plinth]

bruhh yandere simulator gonna come out after star citizen ngl

[hardy forge]

@neon hinge look at this shit

[neon hinge]

Oh, looks like you

[lost plinth]

the tights are semi-useful as a glam item if you don't have the thavnarian set i suppose

[hardy forge]

bruh

[lost plinth]

i always wondered how this came off as mildly racist

[hardy forge]

that lala in the background tho

[lost plinth]

i know viera PCs are a bit of a non-canon clusterfuck but they missed a trick not including like

[hardy forge]

"he understood adventuring wasnt all there was in life"

[lost plinth]

one very lost and confused viera in the gold saucer

[hardy forge]

the confused lala in the background is the best part

also

emu,you might want to get the moogle slippers

for your house

[lost plinth]

i have them

had em for a while

they're next to hat child's bed

[hardy forge]

you can wear them

[lost plinth]

...wha

is it a different item then?

[hardy forge]

https://i1.wp.com/xivstyle.com/img/glamour/currency/beasttribe/mogslippers//m_oth_f.png?zoom=1.25&ssl=1

i think it's called the "meandering moogle's slippers"

[lost plinth]

ahh

yeah the furniture item is the misplaced mog slippers

[timber crag]

PFHAHAHAHAH

[lost plinth]

i like the idea that hat child wouldn't be able to reach the cakes on the top

[timber crag]

So Hat Child is actually Hat Toddler?

[lost plinth]

no, this viera is just 6'1

and hat child is heckin smol

[timber crag]

Yea she's like 4'4" right?

[lost plinth]

bit taller than that

but yeah

[hardy forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/328992407645454337/716591602461835294/Screenshot_20200419_232059.png in case you wanted a heart attack (not my pic)

[timber crag]

...what is that?

[hardy forge]

just looking at it has increased my heartrate

[neon hinge]

I'm hungry

[hardy forge]

3rd time i make you hungry inter

you're welcome

[neon hinge]

I'm always hungry 😢

[timber crag]

Looking at that made me puke

Its violently american

[hardy forge]

it indeed it

very violently

[neon hinge]

Yeah but for once is edible

[timber crag]

What is

That under the pizza

[neon hinge]

Meat

Like the one in burgers

[timber crag]

WHY

[neon hinge]

It's honestly not that bad 🤔

[hardy forge]

meat pies are a thing that exists,yes

[neon hinge]

It's like, 2 burgers plus bread and cheese and tomato for slice

Whole lunch a slice

[empty swallow]

Meat pies are the bis

[main dirge]

let's try to get to lvl 20 today in FFXIV

last night got to lvl 12 before I passed out and slept

[hardy forge]

so you're like monte

how far did you get before passing out yesterday @empty swallow

found this guy in kholusia

[lost plinth]

are they a samurai

and I wholly blame being fucking twice the usual size for not being able to sprint the mechanic on the last boss of dohn mheg

[hardy forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/328992407645454337/716636407556210799/251b933.jpg its officially gotten so far,that rick astley has now become exodia

[neon hinge]

jajajajaja

[lost plinth]

once again

i am so fuckin tall

[neon hinge]

attw

[empty swallow]

@lost plinth you're a viera now pog

@hardy forge I started kholusia and went to bed

lol

[neon hinge]

Anime names are cringy as fuck

To be quite honest

[hardy forge]

especially if you name yourself after the worst couple from the worst anime

||sword art online|| O.O

[hardy forge]

||SAO|| (excluding the last one,whats it called,alicization)

is pretty garbage

and you know its true

it's got more plotholes than a slice of cheddar cheese

the characters are super shallow

the Maincharacter is "more op than a gamemaster" just because of plot armor

asuna starts out alright,then becomes a total damself in distress for ALL the remaining seasons after the first

dont @ me

[empty swallow]

Who tf thinks SAO is good