no-wow-discussion

[lost plinth]

Oh lord this potd has a healer-tank same-surname babysitting duo

[true lodge]

? Is that bad

[hardy forge]

i've seen at least 4 of those in my praetoriums

its not INHERENTLY bad,but they tend to babysit each other like no one else exists

[true lodge]

Ah, I get it.

[lost plinth]

i mean i'm also a tank

so fuck it

i'm making the healer work

[hardy forge]

im doing praetorium leveling because it also gives event currency and is pretty much afk 99% of it,but if i'm to lvl a melee

[true lodge]

I'm finally able to play WoW after a few years. I can be considered a noob now

[hardy forge]

im going PotD

great,refer to #retail-wow

[lost plinth]

levelin drk so

[hardy forge]

ye currently 62

[lost plinth]

58

[hardy forge]

unfortunately MSQ roulette,has many advantages,i dont doubt the leveling is much quicker in PotD,however unless you got a group the queue times can be longer than i'd like,plus doesnt give event currency,or afk potential

so i'll wait until i'm the DPS mindset

which means accepting hour long queues

[lost plinth]

instant queues

[hardy forge]

i should remind you i can only queue floor 1-10

of potd

xd

[lost plinth]

bruh

unlock more

[hardy forge]

cant unlock more if i dont do it/get a group for it

waitin on my dps,because any other queue will be just as long xD

found a same surname duo

[heady solstice]

msq roulette is really good xp

got dam

[spring heath]

I've seen Hulk Hogan and Hogan's Wife

they hang out at the Gold saucer a lot

[hardy forge]

we got lala and his bodyguard

[lost plinth]

then later tonight i might just start smashing out highest available

see if I can get drk to 70

what

[spring heath]

loooooool

Ah, the moogles

[lost plinth]

i mean i also loved how that trial was

LITERALLY thornmarch normal mechanics

[lost plinth]

here's one for you @spring heath

Qulan Mol... the viera

...so close.

yet so impressively far

[spring heath]

lol

[empty swallow]

Alright I'm back after wrapping up 4.0

Now debating if the imgur album for 4.0 comes or do I do all of SB and compile it

cause I feel like I have a decent amount of ss just from 4.0

[hardy forge]

nah do all of SB

also emu got to the moogle part

that was very poking fun at it

@heady solstice

[empty swallow]

nice spoilers dude

[hardy forge]

thankfully youtube shields me from prae's sanity damage

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

does someone actually spam prae and pay attention

[heady solstice]

no

[empty swallow]

yeah exactly

[heady solstice]

here monte

[empty swallow]

Dafire, I've looked at my screenshots and there's more than enough tbh

to qualify 4.0

[heady solstice]

for your no spoiiler experiance

[empty swallow]

not for me

[heady solstice]

actually

im dumb

[empty swallow]

for the speedrunner

I spent 11 days on 4.0

holy moly

lmfao

not /played just 11 earth days

[hardy forge]

but WHY

[empty swallow]

I like to have fun

take my time

[heady solstice]

wtf

5 whole minutes?

as a tank?

smh my head

[hardy forge]

lol,it's because theres too many istances of it

you have to wait until it realizes how many

[spring burrow]

Also tank demand isn’t as high as it used to be

Cause gunbreaker

[heady solstice]

true

but i was getting insta ques

[hardy forge]

healer demand still sky high tho e.e

[heady solstice]

damn those healers

[hardy forge]

healing is too much responsibility for most players

[heady solstice]

time to do fates while i wait in que

[spring heath]

I like healing more than I like tanking tbh

When there's multiple of either, healers don't have that sense of Big Dick Dominance that tanks seem to always have

[hardy forge]

apparently the psychopath WHMs have that regardless

and for some reason SCH and SMNs screaming about their big D

constantly

[empty swallow]

Alright I decided to do the 4.0 album

https://imgur.com/a/1QvZGOG

For anyone interested I guess

[hardy forge]

noice

[empty swallow]

I posted some of these here

but I condense them and send them to my FC and shit too lul

people enjoyed the HW ones

[lost plinth]

bout to break 60 on drk

actually a big fan of the crystarium tabard cosmetic for drk

it's somewhat dark-soulsy

[hardy forge]

already some highlights "thought zenos was a girl" and "animetown"

monte getting friendzoned by lyse

"widepeepohappy" i dont have nitro

[empty swallow]

ok dude

[lost plinth]

Speaking of big dick tanks energy

[empty swallow]

deffo not hatchild^

[lost plinth]

it's very funny to see a pld provoke off you

./pet

and push threat over the limit again

[empty swallow]

I don't get this guy in prae I tanked with

he didn't have his enmity gain active

and would constantly taunt off me

[lost plinth]

we call this 'stupid'

[empty swallow]

I can't wait to get drg to 80, enjoy the end game a bit and level rogue to see if ninja is actually as fun as a imagine it

[lost plinth]

i had a brief skim over ninja's moveset

[hardy forge]

not the most accurate name for a WHM

[lost plinth]

i'm not sure i would

Are they

a xaela

[hardy forge]

miqo girl

[empty swallow]

Nah, ninja just looks fun to play, I've looked over some of the moves too and it doesn't look like anything I can't manage at least

although I have to see if it plays well or not

I'm kinda happy I started with dragoon, this class has played well the entire time

[hardy forge]

also for monte,but might include spoilers for other ppl in here || the reason you didnt meet nero until then,is because you didnt do the HW raid||

[empty swallow]

he popped up towards the start of SB

when we looked for the allagan thing

[lost plinth]

drg ends up being an unending chain of oGCDs

[empty swallow]

Yeah and I like pressing buttons

[hardy forge]

then you fall off the map

[empty swallow]

good mix

[lost plinth]

you need to have a really good behaviour of weaving

not overweaving etc

[empty swallow]

I don't find myself falling behind on buttons

[hardy forge]

also monte stanning for zenos.. almost expected xd

[empty swallow]

This is why I want a dps meter, so I can see if I'm performing well or nah

[lost plinth]

you're still due a few more

honestly

check your threat gen against the other dps

[empty swallow]

I only see stardiver and raiden

[lost plinth]

if they're a rdps, then eh

[empty swallow]

left for me to get

[lost plinth]

Oh you have coerthan torment? mkay

[empty swallow]

Yeah I'm 72 already lol, still on SB tho

I want to get high jump asap to get rid of this like 1.5 second lock in jump

[lost plinth]

i am the night

[empty swallow]

oh shit new one piece chapter

[heady solstice]

hello fbi

[empty swallow]

its ok

I'm 16

🙂

[hardy forge]

hes the only person thats able to do it

[empty swallow]

also you can like something and not want to fuck it

[hardy forge]

🅱️onte hows it like being 12

[empty swallow]

OK DUDE

I'm sante

today

[heady solstice]

12 year old lalafel must be like 2 feet tall or smth

[hardy forge]

🇸 ante

[empty swallow]

yeah

sante

salty monte

[heady solstice]

salte

[empty swallow]

told my duty I had something important to do for one min and went to get ice cream

ez clap

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

It's a boring ass dungeon

I had to get up b4 I slept

[heady solstice]

which one

[empty swallow]

shisui

[heady solstice]

i should unlock that

[empty swallow]

you need it for SB flying in the Ruby sea

it's the blue quest in Sui no sato

[heady solstice]

i have 1 zone unlocked for flying

[empty swallow]

I got them all so far

[heady solstice]

and its one of the coerthas zones

im planning on doing them all when i hit 80

[empty swallow]

wait what

you're not max level?

[heady solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/405337570952740864.png?v=1

no

im like level 77

[empty swallow]

I've been bamboozled

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

I thought you were a new player but you finished the content

[heady solstice]

nah

almost finished the content

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/405337570952740864.png?v=1

well

the main story content

perfect

[empty swallow]

I'm anti slack

The way I see it, the patch content is gonna send me around the world so might as well have fast travelling around

[spice thistle]

Holy shite

[heady solstice]

tbf azys la doesnt count for being anti slack

[empty swallow]

but the other 11 do

🙂

[spring burrow]

I still need stormblood flying

I’ve put it off for so long

[empty swallow]

wtf are you all slackers in here

[heady solstice]

i figure once i hit 80 ill be able to solo some of the dunjins

[lost plinth]

god fuckin bless frontline

[empty swallow]

I think only like 2 blue quests in both expacs send you to a dunyon

[lost plinth]

SOMETHING can't keep up with it and I don't think it's my PC

[heady solstice]

fml ive heard "so much for the glory of man" so many times today

[empty swallow]

the rest are just like, go kill this

I have master volume off and spotify on when doing roulettes

cba

[lost plinth]

also so

akadaemia anyder

is a jazz remix of the fucking lahabrea motif?

[heady solstice]

hmmst

[lost plinth]

why?

[hardy forge]

ohmygod

finaallly emu reached akademia

best ShB track dont @wanton cedar

[empty swallow]

@wanton cedar

They're pinging you dude

best ShB track according to my friends is the uhh cheeseburger one

[heady solstice]

i guess gaius was right about the twelve to an extent

[empty swallow]

shiva savage?

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

you could say that ShB main theme(the ||hades|| version) is kool

and E8 is also kool

but that jazz too good

[heady solstice]

|| considering hydaelyn and zodiark are primals ||

[empty swallow]

@heady solstice I've always thought that speech is interesting because he is proven right quite a lot

idk about ShB yet tho

[heady solstice]

yeah

no cwicky spoiler monte

[empty swallow]

I clicked

saw the 2nd word and clicked off

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

dw I didn't read it all

I'm careful with spoilers atm

[heady solstice]

good

[empty swallow]

I click them if I'm not told to, read word per word

get to a monkas word and dip

[spice thistle]

...

SB flight

I dont even

[empty swallow]

The aether currents were actually aids

I complained about them a lot lol

It's done now though

[empty swallow]

and I enjoy flying

jeez dude, what's wrong with you peeps

xD

[heady solstice]

i aint got time to grind out currents

[empty swallow]

Maybe that's why I spend 11 days on SB

getting flying 4head

[hardy forge]

i got SB flight with turning off brain and watching vid

[spice thistle]

SB is bad

[hardy forge]

i agree the currents are AIDS

[empty swallow]

I did the whole zone, then I used a map to find the missing ones

Some of them are almost impossible to come across lol

Like I look at some of these and I'm like wtf

[hardy forge]

theyre super hidden most

[empty swallow]

The one in the ziggurat I'm not even sure if I did it the right way

I like glitched on to a tiny piece of the stair, jumped onto a block and ran around

Who cares about that, now I have something I can hold against all of this chat

I hate how many blue quests there are everytime I hit the max level content

I spent so long clearing the ones in HW before I moved on

[hardy forge]

lol i know right

[empty swallow]

I'm not gonna bother with these till I'm done with 5.2 🙂

Let's see how long I last before I try doing some

Thing is, you unlock all the blue quests for all the patches upon hitting max, so like 4.1-4.x

all at once

aight, time for some chess matches before I continue with 4.1

[lost plinth]

i have too many screenshots to organise but please enjoy the very first picture of hat child

[timber crag]

I have to ask

What is Hat Child's name?

[north verge]

YOURE A WIZARD HARRY

[timber crag]

I doubt Hat Child is her legit name

[lost plinth]

Av'ahra Taynamew

in full

[spring burrow]

my god I forgot I used to be an Au'Ra

[lost plinth]

that is

one hell of an image

[spring burrow]

the fucking pig I know

That was my first run through Praetorium

[lost plinth]

same here

[spring burrow]

same shot

like exactly omg

[lost plinth]

the utter absolute quality of these two image

[timber crag]

I need to take a screenshot of that too

[lost plinth]

damn son, look at that cheap-ass table texturework

[spring burrow]

oof

[timber crag]

Emu, why isn't your Discord TotallyNotHatChild yet?

[lost plinth]

well

my naming logic is take something I already have, and fuck with the spelling a bit

[north verge]

https://tenor.com/view/emu-jump-freakout-gif-5329771

im sorry

[lost plinth]

so bearing in mind my WoW main's Avarra

[north verge]

i thought u liked emus

this whole time

[lost plinth]

and my tag here shortens to TNAEmu when character count

[spring heath]

ngl it amuses me because I have a friend whose main is Ayvarra

[lost plinth]

Hat Child's name is kinda Avarra TNAEmu

or Av'ahra Taynamew

please, every one of my characters has Av-something as a convention

and there's one motherfucker on my realm who has one character with the same gig

NO WAIT TWO

[timber crag]

Wai wah

[lost plinth]

one was an alt of a fairly useless player in our guild

and caused some significant problems by people not knowing it wasn't me

[timber crag]

Wait what was their name?

[lost plinth]

Avaritia

and the alt was called Avalon

Absolutely names I would use

but

not me

[timber crag]

JoJo part 2 flashbacks of Kars

Avalon, huh?

[lost plinth]

ah yes

[spring burrow]

Image taken before a disaster

[spring heath]

😭

[lost plinth]

so many quality images smh

[timber crag]

The edgy side look

[timber crag]

I bet Hat Child is like "FROSTMOURNE?!"

When she saw the sword on the ground

[lost plinth]

the part where i was legitimately shook fully awake

note to self, finish sam job quests

dunno why i ssed this motherfucker, probably cause he looks like akechi from persona 5 idk

and completion of the look

[spring burrow]

"Hello old friend."

[lost plinth]

note to self, finish that questline n all

[spring burrow]

oh hey its that one day I was a lala

[lost plinth]

he good at planking ngl ngl

[spring burrow]

Ah yes, this scene

[timber crag]

He looks so bored

[spring burrow]

thats a pinnacle moment but alright

[timber crag]

Look at him properly and say he doesn't look bored

[spring burrow]

I can't say he looks bored because of whats going on in the scene

[lost plinth]

also i'd never got a proper look at jhock's character but uh

i didn't quite think the mans looked like that

[spring burrow]

that isnt his current look anymore

[lost plinth]

thought not

i thought the face was

considerably different

or is that just me

[spring burrow]

here's his current look

[lost plinth]

Yeah okay, i was right then

not going insane

...that's not my house wall is it

[spring burrow]

no its my house

[hardy forge]

in the previous pic,with the glasses,it looks like 30yr old office job dad

with a trenchcoat

[lost plinth]

right, gotcha

[spring burrow]

it was a running joke for my fc that my character was a single dad

[hardy forge]

he had the looks

but did he have the jokes

[spring burrow]

with the old look

sometimes he did

[spring heath]

I wish interacting with retainers didn't delist things from the MB outside of actually managing MB options

[empty swallow]

isn't that hyur dafire

you have a hyur friend

[spring burrow]

what hyur?

[empty swallow]

isn't your character a hyur

[spring heath]

She

[spring burrow]

oh yes

I'm so used to just saying highlander instead of hyur

[spring heath]

Doing the Armorer's questline and it would be a crime to not take a ss for Admiral Wife

[spring burrow]

cause the big difference between mid and highlanders

Also yes, the queen

[empty swallow]

spoiler bruh pepeja

[spring burrow]

what?

[empty swallow]

Idk jhock, I cba with inner races

[spring burrow]

spoiler what

[empty swallow]

It's human, elf, midget, big human, cat, bunny, lion, dragon

pretty simple

nothing I'm just memeing

[hardy forge]

meme speech can sound weird for non shitposters

[empty swallow]

imagine not being a shitposter in 20 fuckin 20 tho

Like if you're not shitposting wtf else do you do

[urban kite]

talk about things you like and try to enjoy stuff

have a personality? i dunno

[empty swallow]

dawg you got a buff bear as your pfp relax

[urban kite]

alright

[empty swallow]

man these TP fees have skyrocketed

went from like 150 per tp and now I'm maxed out 1k

[spring heath]

that's the highest it'll go

ngl it's not horrible but I still like those tickets

me @ people who list solely bulk items on the MB: STAHPIT

[lost plinth]

wolf could i convince you to to come to malboro and buy extremely reasonably small portions of lumber and valfruit

[spring heath]

....are they your listings?

[lost plinth]

yes

[spring heath]

xD

I have 300k right now

I am in the market to sell

[lost plinth]

that's okay i can take that

[spring heath]

Pffff

[lost plinth]

i'm so heckin SMOL

[spring heath]

Also I'm a specialist master carpenter

I don't need lumber

[lost plinth]

you see, you think that

[spring heath]

😂

[lost plinth]

i have valfruits though

admittedly i need to keep one back

cause the leader of our fc is called Val

and i want to be silly and give her one randomly

[spring heath]

lol

Val's fruit

I've done a lot of gardening, though

so we have a fair stack of everything in the FC box for chocobo fruit

I got tired of dropping like 300k gil per chocobo

[empty swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607602459183153172/713764564625260544/3wkA3fNnPFlU-hqX.mp4

[lost plinth]

idk what to do with hat child's garden

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

Remind me again why THIS is a crafted item? https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/images/e/ee/Model-Seeing_Horde_Guillotine.png

[heady solstice]

cause

it looks cool

im starting to think gaius has an elevator fetish

😳

[hardy forge]

All the relic weapons for SCH/SMN and drk look kinda garbage,that one with the 3wings was cool but the book is too tiny

@heady solstice also remember that the fight happened just once,you're only having a real bad case of groundhogs day

[dark whale]

anyone use Glasswire

linus plugged it for all of 5 seconds, looks like the network tab from resource monitor with a better gui

[spring burrow]

thats just nidhogg's sword but with a glow

[devout dragon]

Did someone say elevator fetish?

↕️

"Hey baby... you goin' up or down?" 😉

[heady solstice]

i mean gaius kinda goes diagonal

[spring heath]

Gaius can get it

😏

[spice thistle]

gigity

[empty swallow]

I wonder what he looks like tbh

[spring heath]

:3c

[empty swallow]

I mean ||He's kinda dead so rip||

But I still wonder

[spice thistle]

stfu wolf

srsl

we know you liked the destruction

[spring heath]

Mask stays on

jk jk

[empty swallow]

woah

wolf is into some stuff

[devout dragon]

All wolves are into some stuff 😉

I have a mask like that myself 😏

[spring heath]

Guys, it's the big jest about characters with masks/helmets

Like the mandalorian

Or Maiev

[devout dragon]

I definitely think he has a big jest besides just the helmet.

Not that I'm into that or anything...

[spring heath]

That word usage did not work the way you wanted it to

[devout dragon]

It usually doesn't 😦

Case in point, "Hey baby, you doin' down?" ☝️

"Are you coming onto me? Do you want to be?"

"Your favorite color's pink? WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK."

[heady solstice]

@empty swallow yeah he is

[empty swallow]

what is

[heady solstice]

||gaius||

[empty swallow]

Yeah what about him

[devout dragon]

This one's by far my favorite.

[empty swallow]

he's poopoo doodoo gone

[heady solstice]

||hes dead||

[empty swallow]

[heady solstice]

smh monte

[empty swallow]

If you're indirectly spoiling me fuck you marcelo

[heady solstice]

are you doing the patches

[empty swallow]

I am

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

nah the dude from prae's hard dead

[empty swallow]

just got out of a dunyen

[spring heath]

Yall did watch the cutscene at the end of Prae, didn't you?

[heady solstice]

yeah that guy from prae is dead

mega

[empty swallow]

wtf

y'all on some weird shit dawg

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

that guy

[spring heath]

I'm feeling that the answer is a no, you didn't watch the story cutscene after beating Prae the first time

[empty swallow]

Well no I did

he's a domer

[spring heath]

Maybe you should watch it again

[empty swallow]

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

ok my bars SUCK but i can't help it

[devout dragon]

You're triggering my OCD. Please refrain.

[empty swallow]

@spring heath ||Didn't he literally get covered in the flames and was basically confirmed dead||

I'm so confused

[empty swallow]

sec lemme rewatch it

[spring heath]

This is my setup for DRK

[lost plinth]

how do you not have things keybound

[devout dragon]

This hurts me.

[spring heath]

Wdym I have keybinds

[empty swallow]

bar 3

[lost plinth]

but

yes

[spring heath]

Those aren't as regular/essential

[empty swallow]

clicking defensive cds

[lost plinth]

rampart?

[spring heath]

Lol

They're easy to reach, relax

[devout dragon]

They aren't as regular or essential? Oh, so they're not good enough for binds?

Easy to reach, are they?

[spice thistle]

Not good enough for binds

There is a charge time for a tankbuster

[empty swallow]

chat pepelaugh

[spring heath]

Hey, I do just fine

[spice thistle]

You wanna suffer

watch dis

[devout dragon]

NO I DON'T

[empty swallow]

ok I"m gonna drop this whole ||Gaius|| subject because I have a feeling someone is gonna chimp out and spoil, but to my knowledge he's dead, if marcelo is pepelaughing me I'm gonna mald

[spice thistle]

I can use every finger

[devout dragon]

Firstly, murr.

[empty swallow]

back to questing

[devout dragon]

Secondly, that actually looks properly organized.

[empty swallow]

also some of you have disgusting bars

c8

0

[spice thistle]

...

Listen

[empty swallow]

BiS in slot bars x2

[spice thistle]

my black mage friend

Only has like

[devout dragon]

lmao

[spice thistle]

1 single bar

shown

[spring heath]

rubs at my face
Final cutscene of Prae that doesn't get repeated with the roulette

[spice thistle]

The rest of it is hidden

[devout dragon]

HIDDEN?

[spice thistle]

Aye

She can track everything

[spring heath]

I know I personally completely forgot about it, too, but it's there

[lost plinth]

Well that's understandable

[devout dragon]

THIS IS MADNESS.

[lost plinth]

why show b4 f4

you just press it

[devout dragon]

Well how do you know that you've pressed it?

How do you know that it's receptive to your pressing?

[spring heath]

Obviously it works for them

[devout dragon]

Do they put a bag over all of their dates too?

[spice thistle]

She has the only possible attack for a blm in the center

Fire IV

It works for her because she is very intelligent to track it

Muscle memory

[devout dragon]

Are you calling organization dumb? 😦

😭

[spice thistle]

I am calling you dumb xD

[lost plinth]

whomst child

[spice thistle]

What is organized for you is not good for others

[empty swallow]

||Ysayle child||

[spice thistle]

WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME

[lost plinth]

why do bloodspiller and quietus suck

like

it's a gcd with an anim the length of a gcd

[empty swallow]

YO WTF

||Lahabrea in japanese has such a familiar voice||

It's someone from One Piece

[spice thistle]

Oh god

[empty swallow]

I think it's Shanks

not sure

[spice thistle]

you are playing it in Jp?

Rip you

[empty swallow]

No, I was just watching a vid

to see wtf wolf is talking about xd

[spice thistle]

Ah

[empty swallow]

lemme google this first

[spice thistle]

Just keep playing

[empty swallow]

One Piece is top prio

[heady solstice]

||https://youtu.be/wYVN_WpSTu0?t=1200||

[spice thistle]

If you want to see something weird of the jp dub

[heady solstice]

this basically

[spice thistle]

I will say

JP Hauchefant

[heady solstice]

that one is engrish

[empty swallow]

I knew it

do I click that marcelo

[heady solstice]

jap hauche is hitting on the WoL so much

[empty swallow]

I can't trust you after that pepelaugh dawg

[heady solstice]

nah its engrish

:)

[lost plinth]

JP haurchefant is cursed as fuck

[heady solstice]

^

[lost plinth]

but what is it with drk job quests and all these children

[empty swallow]

||all haurchefants are ded tho||

[heady solstice]

you gotta actually click the link @empty swallow

[lost plinth]

this is just Sidurgu's daycare

[heady solstice]

so it goes to the time stamp

[lost plinth]

like it's Sidurgu, cursed child, matrix-ass lookin child, and hat child

[empty swallow]

Yeah exactly I remember this because I was laughing that ||he got cut off before even finishing his thoughts lmfao||

Obviously it was ||Offscreen, and if I've learnt anything from recent peeps like Gosetsu and Yotsuyu he might live but really doubt||

[heady solstice]

man i was looking for that link

forgot i was actually in prae

true

maybe we'll get something in 5.3

[empty swallow]

I'll see man, lemme stop worrying about this shit

[heady solstice]

[spice thistle]

just

KEEP PLAYING

[heady solstice]

true

[empty swallow]

back to Nanamo's adventures in shtuff

[lost plinth]

look

nobody 👏 dies 👏 offscreen 👏

[empty swallow]

nice one dude

[lost plinth]

except 👏 that 👏 once

[heady solstice]

except me

inside

time to murder ultima

pogchampion

[lost plinth]

and except 👏 when they don't 👏 die onscreen

[heady solstice]

real talk tho

what is ultima supposed to be

[lost plinth]

allagans on some shit man

who knows

[heady solstice]

yeah like

[lost plinth]

a dragon, probably

[empty swallow]

||Allagan eikon sniffing machine||

[heady solstice]

wtf is that head design tho

its like a ram snake hybrid

[spice thistle]

Anti Eikon Warmachinima Mk 1

BIG FAT TACOS

BIG FAT TACOS

[heady solstice]

mak are you ok?

[spice thistle]

WITNESSS ULTIMA

ULTIMAA WITNESS ULTIMA

[heady solstice]

...

[spice thistle]

UL-TI-MA

[heady solstice]

L A H A B R E A D A

[spice thistle]

no

[spring heath]

More like Blahabrea

blahblahblah talks too much

[lost plinth]

I'm just shook like

[heady solstice]

rantika zone music breada

[lost plinth]

https://youtu.be/CcHjxOKN0Pk monte you should tab out and listen to this

but this is dungeon BGM

it's just the creepy lahabrea music

but jazz

[spice thistle]

Emu

Have you done Ruby EX?

[lost plinth]

no

[spice thistle]

Y not

[lost plinth]

'cause

[spice thistle]

And the normal version?

[lost plinth]

no

[heady solstice]

just do it

[spice thistle]

Y

T

[heady solstice]

[spice thistle]

FUCK

NO

[lost plinth]

cause

[spice thistle]

Ruby Weapon is

best Trial

[lost plinth]

leveling

and making gil

idk

[heady solstice]

what

uh

lebel is that?

[lost plinth]

Ascians : jazz music stop

[heady solstice]

80?

[spice thistle]

80

[heady solstice]

hmm

[spice thistle]

It has a solid soundtrack

[heady solstice]

i need to unlock a fuckton of dunjins still

😳

[lost plinth]

yeah like marc

[spice thistle]

...

fuck u

[lost plinth]

https://youtu.be/aczcmKRd4F4 identify this

this is a remix of another dungeon

[spice thistle]

|| https://youtu.be/dc79dfqb44s ||

And

[lost plinth]

and once you've identified it

let it hit

[spice thistle]

that one is from

Uh

The castle one thing

[heady solstice]

hmm

kinda sounds like sastasha

ngl

[lost plinth]

it is

but

jazz

[empty swallow]

last thing b4 I leave for the week to grind out 4.x content spoiler free

||People really spammed calling fordola a bitch in tht town square, pretty pog, counted about 130 times she was called a bitch||

[spice thistle]

SASTASHA

[lost plinth]

||all ima say is whenever we fight elidibus if it isn't an actual freight train to the face of electro-swing i'm done||

[spice thistle]

sastasha

reeee

RUN

[empty swallow]

Alright, I'll disappear for a few days to get some quality time with my favorite square enix game pepega

[heady solstice]

me after i go to the bathroom

[empty swallow]

I'll be back with another album

[lost plinth]

marc you can't pull that shit on me it's 1am i can't laugh

[heady solstice]

healers when gunbreakers use superboilde

ive done prae 6 times today

[spring heath]

tfw when you make something so tasty for dinner that you gotta finish it even if you're full

[heady solstice]

should you vote kick someone if they put this in chat?

[spice thistle]

wat

no

[spring burrow]

I've seen worse

[heady solstice]

ok i just wanted to do a poll

[neon hinge]

Morning

[neon hinge]

I wish FFXIV would indicate the level of the zone on the map

[spring heath]

It varies a lot on area

I've wished the same thing though

There are player made maps you can find that circle them out, though

[neon hinge]

yeah I found a guide

Does the job

[neon hinge]

Dungeons are nice exp wise then? 🤔

[heady solstice]

[spice thistle]

My

character

just met his lost brother

[heady solstice]

[heady solstice]

Now you just need to turn off nameplates

[spice thistle]

Das was not me

[spring heath]

How can you find meme-y, bad or amusing names if you have nameplates off?

[heady solstice]

Running praetorium and looking at the party list

I kid

[spring heath]

Psh, the best ones are out in the wild

[spring heath]

HW Culinarian quest item
The flavortext amuses me

[neon hinge]

[spring heath]

looooool

#roguelyfe

[neon hinge]

uhm

how do I do the combo hotkeys like in pvp?

[spice thistle]

Just

[spring heath]

you just spam them

[spice thistle]

press

[spring heath]

it's odd

[spice thistle]

i want that kind of thing

[neon hinge]

I don't have to have 1-2-3 occupied by 3 spells that go in succession

[spice thistle]

Yep

[neon hinge]

But PVP has them

How come it's just on pvp? xD

[spice thistle]

Ask yoshi p

[neon hinge]

@yoship oi

[spice thistle]

"git gud skrub"

[neon hinge]

😂

It's just odd

Would a macro work?

[spice thistle]

It would be weird because the macro can activate by itself

It's not like

Changing to that attack

[neon hinge]

Hm?

Gladi has so many spells wow

[spring heath]

||https://twitter.com/rookbloom/status/1264332012103573505?s=19|| Heavensward spoilers

[hardy forge]

@neon hinge and you're only lvl 35 😂

[neon hinge]

well, 26

But my monk actual "please press me" was shorter 😂

[hardy forge]

Well a tank has a lot of utility that dont need to be pressed 24/7

Also Emu got to the part where Sid is running a daycare,i think he actually says it himself in the dialogue after that quest

You're welcome,freshly out of the factory. @lost plinth @spring heath https://imgflip.com/i/42q357

[neon hinge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/bd7hd5/the_guide_to_leveling_your_alt_jobs_1_to_70_in/

This seems quite good

[hardy forge]

this guide is more for dps that have very long queues otherwise e.e

@neon hinge i can help you out, says "step 1:get a high lvl friend to oneshot things for you"

[neon hinge]

Yeah but that's boring as hell X)

But ye it's the fastest

[hardy forge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

you linked it

[neon hinge]

I'm wanting for a bit of a resting charge now, been doing a bit of everything to level up

I'm lvl27 I think

[hardy forge]

under lvl 35,i'd say just levequest spam to lvl your jobs would suffice,as you need a group for PoTd

the higher xp dungeons are lvl 50

currently i'm leveling my tank through MSQ roulette spam,but only because it also gives 10 of the event currency a pop,i think i already have 300

dont forget we're on same server so hit me up if you need to do things xd

[neon hinge]

https://twitter.com/gemma_twomey/status/1264859138028437507

Gemma Twomey (@gemma_twomey)

JSON Statham

Twitter

[balmy badger]

Morning

[empty swallow]

Alright so randomly during my dream I heard pray return to the waking sands

am I gonna die soon

[spring heath]

Lol

Don't worry, the Mothercrystal will embrace you

[hardy forge]

@empty swallow you have been corrupted by the FF14 memes,its too late to go back now

[lost plinth]

this whm

is complaining because they have to 'work' in hoh

there's 3 tanks and we're just pulling the whole floor

[neon hinge]

odd launcher

[hardy forge]

launcher broke xd

[empty swallow]

I actually am returning wtf, this is some deja vu

[hardy forge]

monte is in the ff14 world in his dreams and IRL

also @lost plinth this was that healer

[lost plinth]

i may have just been slightly nasty to a tank

queue into castrum abania as whm for clusters reward, 'one or more players are new' mnk is watching cutscene, okay

i decide to go FULL ON glaremage

like 'you are the tank only by technicality' glaremage

top dps on trash, 3rd on bosses, /clap but

i realised by the end, the mnk was just watching cutscenes cause they could, and the tank was new

...oops

[neon hinge]

just don't use meter

ez

[lost plinth]

eh?

[neon hinge]

You can only know that if you're using meters

Right?

[hardy forge]

maybe he was watching the aggro/enmity

[lost plinth]

yeah

if I'm not healing, logically my dps must be why I am on aggro charts

[neon hinge]

I wouldn't even know where to find that

[lost plinth]

it's the number against the symbol on the party UI

when you have an enemy targeted ofc

[neon hinge]

ah

That's what it is?

[lost plinth]

and it'll display A-2-3-4 for that target's threat prio

and a coloured bar for how close the party member is to elevating in threat level

generally not a concern unless you're 2 and about to cap out your bar

cause that means you're about to rip threat off the tank

ofc enmity is also generated by healing

but if I'm a fuckin glaremage and haven't cast a healing spell in 15 gcds cause who cares

[empty swallow]

speaking of dps

I got something set up

[hardy forge]

dps meters

[empty swallow]

elitist time

or I found out how shit I am

[spice thistle]

Pls

[heady solstice]

Dps meter time for monte to be elitst and then get banned

[empty swallow]

dude you're doing shit dps on Gaius

[heady solstice]

Pogchampion

[empty swallow]

imagine

Nah I'm only gonna flame my FC on VC too so no proof

[heady solstice]

@empty swallow you act like I'm paying attention during praetorium

8k got dam

[hardy forge]

they thought they were too smart for the system

[tough escarp]

terminated? ... that's like gone forever?

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-arnold-im-back-gif-13218625

[heady solstice]

SE ain't playing

Surprises me only 1k accounts were selling tbh

[lost plinth]

honestly

that's a very cushy number considering i'd say 90% of that is seller throwaways and botters

ya think it's the core of sellers and buyers but

[tough escarp]

that's just the terminations I guess

who knows how many they banned temporarily

I have heard of several complains of people getting 3 to 7 day bans for being involved in RMT while claiming they didn't know of anything

[hardy forge]

i mean,you already know its illegal

if you get into it,its yourfault

[tough escarp]

yeah - stuff like guild runs selling stuff and you being part of the guild and carry rsoter without knowing

these kind of things

[urban kite]

RMT is also just buying anything outside of the squeenix store like fantasias and mounts

and -a lot- of people do that

[tough escarp]

yeah but why?

[urban kite]

because regional pricing usually

or just sales in general

[lost plinth]

and because you'd have to be seriously fucking stupid to be caught buying gil

i've seen multiple people say it's damn near safe as houses

[urban kite]

buying gil is a lesser thing, i'd be surprised if thats a high number of people doing it other than just trading houses honestly

[lost plinth]

cause square simply can't detect it in any meaningful way

[urban kite]

half the time their "banning" stats are inflated to fuck anyway, it'll be the one and done accounts they catch for the most part

people still sell runs and all sorts of stuff easily enough and never get caught for it

[tough escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/trust-14-xiv-system-final-fantasy-gif-14971709

[hardy forge]

questionable dress lala

(has the store headpiece with the carbuncle ears)

[urban kite]

carbuncle plushy

[tough escarp]

this is worrying

[hardy forge]

on praetorium adventures episode 21

[heady solstice]

@tough escarp basically trusts tho

[main dirge]

What's Dentist Death Knight master of?
||Tooth Decay||

[heady solstice]

[timber crag]

hello

[heady solstice]

hey

[neon hinge]

https://twitter.com/RobertAWing/status/1264943205545472001

Robert Wing (@RobertAWing)

read books, serve looks

Twitter

This looks nice xD

[hardy forge]

looks like the lvl 50 catchup gear fullset

and the lightning trial book

[neon hinge]

nerd

[hardy forge]

eyyy found the praetorium gang

[neon hinge]

is praetarium boring or what

[urban kite]

yes

it's really long, full of cutscenes and just uninteresting after the 20th time you do it

[neon hinge]

cutscenes should autoskip if you already watched them ^^"

[empty swallow]

@neon hinge It's a Main scenario dungeon you get to end the base game, with like 40min of unskippable cutscenes which are for new players, but seeing as there is an event in game rn and praetorium gives the most of the currency people are running

[urban kite]

yes but people will also just watch the cutscenes since it's a major story point

[neon hinge]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

oook

[urban kite]

which means you could be down healers / tanks for about 5+ minutes

[neon hinge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cfda-cfda-awards-2019-Wrb2EdtmTERpzwrONF

[empty swallow]

It's part of the MSQ roulette, which gives the most XP so you'll find people leveling alts in it

But rn it's just a special case cause of the event

I've also made a compromise to only talk in here while I"m in queue

[neon hinge]

I hope by the time I buy the game the event is gone

[urban kite]

if anything that'll make it worse for you because then you'll have more new players / people that don't know what they're doing running it

[empty swallow]

Maybe, we don't know when 5.3 is yet right

[heady solstice]

why would you want the event to be gone

get some ez mounts

[hardy forge]

given what ppl say

all other events lasted around 4-5 weeks

so maybe early june

also @neon hinge the cutscenes are UNSKIPPABLE

50mins of unskippable cutscenes

for 300 times

[neon hinge]

but they're skippable on what I'm doing o_O

I did a bit of dungeons earlier and I could just esc skip them

[hardy forge]

this is the only dungeon that has unskippable ones along with castrum

[empty swallow]

It's only 2 dungeons

[neon hinge]

yikes

[empty swallow]

both dungeons as part of the last 2

[neon hinge]

so that's why that meme exists

[empty swallow]

They're the last 2 quests or so of the base game, pretty epic for the first time tbh

[spring heath]

Some people force DC to skip them but that's reportable

[empty swallow]

You'll kinda hate all the rushing tho

[neon hinge]

so that's why that meme exists
Castrum's I mean

[empty swallow]

yay I got prae

[spring heath]

I hate castrum because it can be a fuckin mess

[empty swallow]

Gonna buy the demonic lanner or wahtever it's called

[hardy forge]

also the dungeon turns voiceacted like halfway in,so someone said "I HEAR VOICES,THEY SPEAK TO ME"

[spring heath]

Lol

[hardy forge]

and another one was like "gaius,i love you but please shut up"

[empty swallow]

such devastation...

[spring heath]

This was not my intention

[hardy forge]

and now they're discussing what job next expac has o.o

[empty swallow]

Geomancer

pepeja

[hardy forge]

thats what they said

grats 🅱️onte

[empty swallow]

yeah that's what my run discussed too last time

[native burrow]

@neon hinge praetorium is also have a rare bug while you can actually skip the last part of the cutsence before fighting the last boss other than that if you want to make it faster by 3 sec go to setting and switch the voice actor to japanese

[neon hinge]

Druid I hope

[hardy forge]

dont think they have druids in FF

they were talking geomancers which apparently have hammers

[urban kite]

geomancers would be the closest

[native burrow]

We do have green mage in the final fantasy series

[neon hinge]

That's why they have to add them on the next stuff D:

[hardy forge]

do geomancers shapeshift tho

[neon hinge]

I miss my chicken 😦

And my bear

And my cat

And my whale

[empty swallow]

aren't geomancers more like shaman

[hardy forge]

im a druid main too u.u

[neon hinge]

And my deer

Fuck the tree tho

I miss the crow too

[empty swallow]

alliance weirdchamp

[hardy forge]

wtf is a green mage tho,i swear they have a mage for every color

[neon hinge]

alliance weirdchamp
u?

[hardy forge]

before you know it,we'll have pink mage

[neon hinge]

Eugh

[urban kite]

green mage is buffs, more of a support than an actual class

[native burrow]

I dont think so

[neon hinge]

why do mage colour matter if FF is just gonna ignore them colours XD

[empty swallow]

There's also time mage

in ff

[neon hinge]

Red mage doesn't do fire but black mage does