no-wow-discussion

[hardy forge]

so you can see how the hollow shells of players interact with normal people trying praetorium for first time

[lost plinth]

i tell you how you do castrum

run in a straight line

place C I D markers for power

[spring heath]

I try to make conversation in Prae

[empty swallow]

That involves paying attention wolf

[molten sequoia]

can someone tuck me in and tell me a goodnight story

[spring heath]

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't

[hardy forge]

wolf you got a new recruit boi on crystal @molten sequoia

[spring heath]

Noice

World?

[empty swallow]

@molten sequoia Once upon a time, tom nook slept and dreamt of how cool ff14 would be, then he slept again and woke up and played ff14

Malboro

[spring heath]

Bah

[lost plinth]

hat child's neighbourhood is pleasant

[spring heath]

Goblins must RISE

[lost plinth]

i have met none of these people

[empty swallow]

LOL

I'm dyin

[molten sequoia]

kinky

[spring heath]

Hrm

More into Rush

[empty swallow]

ok dude

[hardy forge]

i have just learned that some people are so fed up with unskippable cutscenes,they strategically DC to avoid cutscenes

[molten sequoia]

[spring heath]

I love them

My main and her wife

[molten sequoia]

HAHA

[spring heath]

So, am I blocking you, Baron? Or are you going to be not a shithead

[urban kite]

i dont know why you're acting like it's a threat

[lost plinth]

i get the feeling nothing of value would be lost

[hardy forge]

annoyance is also a threat e.e

[molten sequoia]

yeah I’d love a kiss from baron

[urban kite]

it can just be done and then you never have to think about it again

[lost plinth]

i've already blocked them cause i'm losing brain cells by the second

[empty swallow]

chat

[spring heath]

I've missed most of their content, likely

I'm at a cookout

[hardy forge]

99% was random gifs

[empty swallow]

I tab out for one second to watch a cutscene

Are the riding maps worth buying or is there an easier way to get them

idk what they do actually, so what do they do before I buy them

[hardy forge]

the riding maps are if you dont have flying? i think

[lost plinth]

seeing as flying is coming to ARR

useless

[molten sequoia]

[spring heath]

I prefer to spend my hunt marks on chocobo fruit seeds so if there's nothing else you want from the mog event then I'd go for the speed

[empty swallow]

that's a rip

[spring heath]

Unless you're not into gardening

Then you can do both

[empty swallow]

I see

Thanks

[hardy forge]

also i got a reeeeeeaaalllly talkative duo

and yes,theyre doing first time prae

and referred to gaius as "why did he go supersaiyan"

and "that looks like mecha bahamut" referring to ultima weapon

[spring heath]

Lol

[empty swallow]

@hardy forge spoilers bruh

We got 2 new players

[spring heath]

Gotta love first time Darth Vader and Blahabrea

[empty swallow]

I did think ||gaius|| was super saiyan too on my first run

I still try to time the TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND with ||gaius||

when I do my prae

[lost plinth]

arg why does everything i want come from m a p s

[spring heath]

Mood

What are you after?

[lost plinth]

mist silk

two of

[spring heath]

My friend and I need to start doing maps again so we could use a map crew

[lost plinth]

if you have a group for zonureskin maps I'm always up for that, gil depending

rn i'm just doing dumb leather maps

[spring heath]

I've got at least five of those

[lost plinth]

I like doing them, it's just getting a group

[spring heath]

Yeah, same

[lost plinth]

FC only does them once a week and the numbers are low asfk

[empty swallow]

Is there a way to stop my invs filling up so much from all the gear the MSQ gives us, esp considering most of it is kinda useless, and clearing out my armory chest is a pain in the ass

I guess I could take the materia offer now that I think about it

and just sell the entire bunch

[spring heath]

I'd extract the materia and then give your GC anything green and up for seals

[lost plinth]

alright baron you've made your point

[spring heath]

I can only imagine

[hardy forge]

its already feeling like hes talking to himself

[empty swallow]

I mean really simple solution is just ignore them

not that hard

[hardy forge]

you can sell any gear you dont like the look of,clears out bags

[empty swallow]

I'll try that route for seals wolf, tho no idea where to start, google time

[spring heath]

But yeah, after a certain rank with your GC you can give them your unneeded gear for seals

[hardy forge]

also any unique gear you can rebuy from calamity salvager

[spring heath]

The person next to the quartermaster

Who gives you the promotions

[empty swallow]

Now I'm actually gonna peace out and blast this MSQ, when I'm done with 4.0 I'll come back to chat with my imgur album like last time

[spring heath]

I am gonna go eat, so bbs-ish
Have fun, everyone except homophobes

[hardy forge]

the saga continues

[neon hinge]

uhm

I don't like being here

[heady solstice]

Yeah

[empty swallow]

xqcplot

[spring heath]

Looks like a tiny Raz Al'goul or however it's spelled

[heady solstice]

Castrated Albania

Thank you watcher very cool

[spring heath]

That's Monte's Lala

[heady solstice]

I concur Monte does look like ra's

[spring heath]

That's how he lives forever

Throw him in the Lazarus pit

[lost plinth]

mkay i'm kinda sick of watching baron scream harassment into the void, <@&299347348847329281>

[heady solstice]

That's why it takes so long for Monte to finish an expac

[empty swallow]

It's called enjoying myself

pepelaugh

[neon hinge]

oh, that baron is not a new person?

[empty swallow]

They are?

Idk they came in today and have been spamming gifs and makign fun of wolf for whatever reason

[neon hinge]

they seem to be attacking wolf for no reason so

[lost plinth]

yeah

nobody seems to give a fuck but idc

[heady solstice]

Nah its because of wolf's pfp

[spring heath]

They're attacking me because of my pfp and because they're homophobic

[neon hinge]

ngl I blocked them after the first gif spam

[heady solstice]

[spring heath]

Because children are taught wrong and never grow the fuck up

[heady solstice]

True true

[lost plinth]

good riddance then

[neon hinge]

lol imagine being homophobe in 2020

How much did your parents hate you for you to grow a homophobe

[spring heath]

Alas, tis still a plague upon our society

[empty swallow]

pausechamp

[fallen nexus]

What the hell is going on.

[spring heath]

Thank you, Thulm

We collectively appreciate you

[heady solstice]

Hi thulm

[fallen nexus]

Someone is disturbing my weekend.

[neon hinge]

Oh

[spring heath]

Pity you weren't here to ban rather than mute the person being disgusting to me the other day

[neon hinge]

I killed Hammond

[spring heath]

Oh that's a nice day

What's the poison?

[fallen nexus]

@spring heath who?

[spring heath]

Uhhh lemme check my block list but he was very generous with c*nt

[spring burrow]

ooh a brewery

[neon hinge]

the dm dude? or?

[heady solstice]

Oh yeah I remember him

[spring heath]

Strange Asshole

Or rather

[neon hinge]

Oh boi

I like this place

[spring heath]

Strangeass Hole

[heady solstice]

[spring heath]

OH I know where you are Inter lol

[neon hinge]

Voyeurs

[empty swallow]

dude wtf is this dungeon

[spring heath]

That's a cute quest
The end, anyway

[empty swallow]

||Is it all the failed experiments?||

[heady solstice]

@empty swallow yeah

[spring heath]

Oh, I know where you are too

[neon hinge]

I flirted with some kitty apparently

[spring heath]

😏

[heady solstice]

@neon hinge

Now you just need to buy a 20 dollar ring and marry her

Ez

[empty swallow]

I liked teh first boss

he went nyoom

[fallen nexus]

@spring heath do you have a Discord ID?

[neon hinge]

aw man I'd like to have my name standarized to the Miqo'te naming but I don't like I'ntervención... not even a single bit

[hardy forge]

wait,is monte doing the S L O P P Y dungeon

[heady solstice]

No he's doing albania

[spring heath]

I dunno how to get it on mobile but I have this

[lost plinth]

usually what i'd do in that instance inter is corrupt the wording

but

[hardy forge]

dude dont shame those ppl in albania

[lost plinth]

even writing your name phonetically doesn't make much difference

[empty swallow]

@hardy forge ||Castrum Abania||

[neon hinge]

wdym?

[empty swallow]

ok we wiped on 2nd boss because I got yoinked really hard by the boss like 4 times and I still don't know what happened because healer is flaming tank

this is fine

[heady solstice]

Epic!

[spring heath]

Omg

[hardy forge]

classic

[spring heath]

Yeah that place can be a mess

[neon hinge]

Intervención means Intervention

so 🤔

[heady solstice]

Ff14 gamer moments

[hardy forge]

since we're back to schedule,lets go with praetorium adventures episode 17:

[lost plinth]

@empty swallow second boss of castrum

watch its chat

there's fire, lightning, ice

[heady solstice]

Isn't that the

[lost plinth]

go into the circle it DOESN'T say

[neon hinge]

lmao

[heady solstice]

Jojo one

[lost plinth]

then you don't get reflected on

so if it says 'My cup runneth over with ice and fire'

walk into lightning

dps

[hardy forge]

i found gamingbear(hrothgar yes)

and things ppl do to avoid sanity damage in praetorium

two people just started talking in german about random gaming news like gamescom being a digital event

[lost plinth]

my german ain't good enough for that sorry chief

[hardy forge]

and the entire rest of the group

is trying to translate it

like a group effort

[heady solstice]

My last group just talked about anime for 40 mins

[hardy forge]

now the germans are talking about cosplay,bikini girls and thicc

[heady solstice]

E p i c

[lost plinth]

@neon hinge you don't have any other igns?

that could maybe be twisted into something more workable

[neon hinge]

Nope

And why is my name not working? xD

[hardy forge]

just call him inter ez

[lost plinth]

Nah in regards to your comment about intervencion not even slightly being workable as a miqo name

[hardy forge]

also someone said "we should thank the germans for helping reduce the sanity damage inflicted by praetorium" and they stopped talking in german for a moment,said "thank you,we are silly too" and then resumed german

[neon hinge]

Nah in regards to your comment about intervencion not even slightly being workable as a miqo name
Cuz I'ntervención is not only ugly but it also doesn't work at all me thinks
I'Intervención maybe works
Inter'vención is te best

[empty swallow]

Raktar Sarkel has to be cringe

[neon hinge]

well, no accent because japanese game

but you get the deal

[empty swallow]

ok we finished castrating Albania

[spring heath]

I'nter Vencion

[lost plinth]

See that's similar reasons to why I butchered Avarra into Av'ahra

[neon hinge]

yeah, no wolf

[lost plinth]

Just looks different but sounds the same

[neon hinge]

[spring heath]

Lol

Ok ok

[lost plinth]

but I don't even think my logic'd help there

[neon hinge]

In'tervencion maybe

[spring heath]

I messed it up anyway

[hardy forge]

Inter Vencion to me sounds like interventilation

living fan

[neon hinge]

Interventilation

exactly what the world needs in covid situation

[spring heath]

Heh

[spice thistle]

...

did i miss something

[neon hinge]

yeah

u missed me getting some bath time with some egirls

Oh and some homophobe that got banned

But that's already gone

[lost plinth]

I suppose if you followed my logic but really fucked with the sounding of it

I'ntere Vension or something like

mess with the syllables

or even swap the I for an E cause i'm not sure there is an I tribe

[empty swallow]

||They gave Fordola ultra instinct with an eye? interesting||

[lost plinth]

my logic is fuck with the syllables til it sounds like something

more like a sharingan but yeah not far off

[spring heath]

Hi Mak

[empty swallow]

genjutsu

[neon hinge]

idk man

changing it too much would just feel off

[lost plinth]

admittedly mine just

worked

[spring heath]

Fair

[lost plinth]

so i can't really defend it

[neon hinge]

It's been 10 years T_T

[spring heath]

It's all good

[lost plinth]

plus Hat Child's name is kinda two names

cause when the character count doesn't suffice, I shorten my tag to TNAEmu

so Hat Child is kinda Avarra TNAEmu

or Av'ahra Taynamew

[night mist]

Hello

[lost plinth]

sup

[night mist]

Not much. Just questing today. I am avoiding my school work for software engineering. Just finding a block each time I try.

[neon hinge]

Sounds like coding to me hah...

Sometimes it just better to, rethink it after some pillow time

[heady solstice]

hmm i might use my free fantasia and play around with my name some

[lost plinth]

fantasia doesn't change name

[night mist]

Yep. I have a simple ( not really because the API is being a dick) CLI project and I can't get it to work. So, I am taking some selfcare and working on my main toon

[empty swallow]

You can't change your name

with fantasia

[heady solstice]

oh

[empty swallow]

I found out the hard way

[heady solstice]

kinda dumb ngl

[empty swallow]

I got to make my character look good tho at least

[lost plinth]

god bless, zalera Limsa is making my fps chug

[empty swallow]

[lost plinth]

we below 30 my dudes

[heady solstice]

ive been spoiled by wow

[neon hinge]

wtf hammon

[empty swallow]

Imagine a barber being so useless you can't change your eyes

wtf

[heady solstice]

^

cant even change my skin color

smh

[empty swallow]

I randomized my character at first cause I was testing out the game

but I enjoyed it a lot and go to 35 blah blah

anyway I had 2 different colored eyes and it pissed me off

So I used my fantasia to edit eyes and a few other things

[lost plinth]

@spring burrow

not only are they stacked

THERE'S 3

[spring burrow]

oi

What?

[spring burrow]

OH MY GOD

[heady solstice]

We're all Kupo now Kupo

[lost plinth]

the lala under the bottom one's legs said kupo

wait no

the third one said kupo

so i think it's not a true one

[heady solstice]

fake moogle

smh

[lost plinth]

and yo jhock i just loaded into coeurl limsa

the fuck is going on

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

i think someone was being harassed by lalas

[heady solstice]

@empty swallow stop harrasing people

[neon hinge]

yay

[lost plinth]

nerd spotted

[heady solstice]

smh emu im trying to que for rouletti

[lost plinth]

okay inter so

[neon hinge]

oh

I can unlock monk

[lost plinth]

yes

do it

also

[neon hinge]

yeah I'm doing it shh

I'm close to changing class anyways

Only 3 more levels

[lost plinth]

now you have demolish, you also have a decision to make on your coeurl form

so in raptor you either twin snakes or true strike

and now you also have to either snap punch or demolish

i generally refresh demolish if it has 5 when i look at it

[neon hinge]

demo is a dot

so it's quite easy

[lost plinth]

ye

[heady solstice]

basically you need to bind all of your abilities to your usb steering wheel and gaming mouse

then you can play monk

[neon hinge]

how do I get the 3rd bar?

[heady solstice]

uh

settings

[spring burrow]

Settings and hotbar settings

[lost plinth]

urianger says

[heady solstice]

yeah

[neon hinge]

ty

[lost plinth]

make sure thou hit thoust fucking positionals

[heady solstice]

btw inter did you select the bag option yet?

[neon hinge]

yeah I try to hit from flank or rear

with whichever

[spring heath]

I had this one really annoying monk last night who not only pulled ahead but also stood next to me, the tank and paid no heed to positionals

[neon hinge]

This might be fast enough for me...

tho I'm not used to having stuff on 5

[lost plinth]

what i have

[neon hinge]

WAHT U HAVE SIR

is heresy

[lost plinth]

is 1-2-3 bootshine-true strike-snap

arm of the destroyer on `

demolish on 5

[heady solstice]

true monk elitism is arguing about having abilites on 5 or not

[lost plinth]

y'know i'll just show you

[neon hinge]

don't

I remember some spells on E

or was it r?

[spring heath]

I need that meme

That's just

Your monk rotation should be nothin but Bootshine

[neon hinge]

Erik is annoying

[lost plinth]

ora

honestly inter you don't need to micromanage mnk til you get form shift

which lets you switch through forms

and also lets you keep your greased lightning outta combat if you spam it

<@&299347348847329281>

how is that not a chatbot ban, by the way

[spice thistle]

...

don't think a lot of people say that

[hardy forge]

talking of those emu

"maximog"

[lost plinth]

lmao the sprout bard next to them

[spring heath]

Probably because it's not the hard r, but I'm fairly sure someone's said that one here too

[spice thistle]

Yes we heard you child

you are a--

what the heck is that

[spring heath]

Spectacular, that's what

[lost plinth]

and they're banned

[neon hinge]

I missed something

[lost plinth]

/clap

[spring heath]

Nothing worthwhile, Inter

[spice thistle]

A child saying the n word

[neon hinge]

Oki

[lost plinth]

not my child

my child's precious

and has a hat

[empty swallow]

my bars are simple I like to think

[lost plinth]

my drg bars need a bit of reshuffling

[heady solstice]

i dont actually have any buttons bound to letters

[empty swallow]

the f5 bind kinda has to go because I cannot press that button for the life of me idk why

[neon hinge]

uh

[empty swallow]

always fatfingering it

[neon hinge]

does xiv allow mouse stuff?

[empty swallow]

yeah I have m5 and m4

[spice thistle]

yeeee

[lost plinth]

actually monte

real quick

[empty swallow]

Marceo is that ninja pog

[lost plinth]

gonna have to dm this you cause it'll probably spam flag me

[heady solstice]

yeah

[neon hinge]

control doesn't work with me

it's just, too much hand movement

[empty swallow]

Is ninja fun marcelo

[heady solstice]

i am ninya

[empty swallow]

It looks fun

[lost plinth]

sent you dragon sight macro

[heady solstice]

its p good

[lost plinth]

mouseover party member, press dragon sight

[heady solstice]

lots of weaving in combos

[heady solstice]

and memory

[spring heath]

Yeah, I wish I could do more than just alt+# or my mouse for XIV but oh well

[neon hinge]

i miss my wow mice

[empty swallow]

wtf makore

how are you pressing 8

and 0

that's extreme sports

[spring heath]

Full honesty - anything past 6 I'm probably clicking

[empty swallow]

I cannot press beyond 5

[neon hinge]

"what's this power dad?"
"You're a SSJ, son"

[empty swallow]

@neon hinge Wait till praetorium

[spice thistle]

Right hand?

[empty swallow]

that's when we get a true SSJ

[spice thistle]

I map the camera movement

[empty swallow]

hmm

I can't play without my hand on my mouse tbh

[lost plinth]

this is kinda a disaster and needs some rethinking

[empty swallow]

kind of?

[neon hinge]

this is too anime

[empty swallow]

That's only monk inter

not the anime class

It's more meditation and shit

they implement those ideas

Anime would be reading every ability and it's all japanese words

[neon hinge]

Wildegarden seems a cool dude

[empty swallow]

Meikyo Shisui

Midare Setsugekka

ooga booga

[neon hinge]

NANI

[lost plinth]

yo uh

someone gimme a hand here?

[neon hinge]

F in trial bois

[empty swallow]

You can still get to 35 no

[neon hinge]

yeah

But I don't see much point on doing lvl35 quests if the cap is lvl35

[lost plinth]

nvm found it

[empty swallow]

It's not like they lock your account when you get to 35, you can play as long as you want

[neon hinge]

I'm aware dw

[empty swallow]

You're making a lot of progress tho

pretty pog

I took a few days to get my trial maxed out, but I was messing around taking screenshots and shit cause I was having fun

[neon hinge]

so uh

Now I'm monk

But it's just pug but with an extra spell?

[heady solstice]

yeah

[empty swallow]

open your spellbook

[neon hinge]

iz open

[empty swallow]

a lot of spells to be unlocked

[neon hinge]

I got a new spell but I don't see it there

[lost plinth]

what was it

[empty swallow]

might be in roles

[lost plinth]

might've been a role

ye

potentially true north?

[neon hinge]

rock smth

aoe

[lost plinth]

Rockbreaker

[neon hinge]

true north is lvl50

[lost plinth]

Rockbreaker is an aoe equivalent to snap punch

[neon hinge]

(is discord lagging only for me?)

yeah that, I can't find it

[empty swallow]

oh

[empty swallow]

you have to equip your monk soul

or whatever

maybe

[neon hinge]

Says I'm pug there even tho says monk on my profile

[empty swallow]

press c

bottom right

[neon hinge]

aaaah

[empty swallow]

there's a soul crystal

[neon hinge]

found it

[empty swallow]

you have to equip it

[neon hinge]

wtf dude why is that even optional

[empty swallow]

because you can swap them around

to change classes

[neon hinge]

EW

my hotkeys

they reseted

[lost plinth]

inter that is why

[empty swallow]

yeah because it's a different class now

[lost plinth]

you get conjurers in late game content

because they just didn't equip the white mage crystal/do their job quests

[empty swallow]

Everytime you get a new class your hotkeys are gonna look weird

Do you not get a tooltip saying equip it

I don't remember if I got one

[hardy forge]

if inter was paying attention a few days ago,before my DRK got to lvl 50

[neon hinge]

yeah but I don't understand half of the active help popups

[hardy forge]

i found like at least 10 ppl

with no job crystal

[empty swallow]

then read them

[hardy forge]

at like lvl 45

[empty swallow]

They're pretty simple if you read them

[neon hinge]

I do read them

But for like the chocobo levels and skills

[empty swallow]

they even highlight the key words

[neon hinge]

my choco is lvl2 but I have no skills to unlock

even tho the active help said I had

[hardy forge]

ive never used the chocobo in combat o.o

[empty swallow]

idk what the companion shit is tbh, I just summon mine and let it tank for me

The skills are like hunter pets I think

stay, attack, defend etc

these

[neon hinge]

Perfection

[empty swallow]

there's a whole skill tree and everything for companions

[hardy forge]

why is the top row so crowded ew

[neon hinge]

cuz it's the "this is useful sometimes" bar

[empty swallow]

I just slap mine with healer effects and move on

[neon hinge]

I just found now the companion tab trying to re-find the mount guide

GG

Charlesdegaulle will help in dps from now on

[empty swallow]

it tanks for me and heals me

idk how

I only put it in heal mode because I go half afk killing quest mobs

[lost plinth]

the chocobo is damn near crucial for soloing shadowbringers FATEs

i just got choco regen and a bunch of stat upgrades from defender and attacker and left it on Free Stance

[hardy forge]

i unlocked the chocobo,went "ah cool" then because it requires a reagent,i never used it ever again

[lost plinth]

bruh the reagent is cheap as fuck

from vendor

[empty swallow]

Idk I bought like 200 of the gyashl greens from a guy in uldah

[hardy forge]

also on praetorium adventures 18:

[lost plinth]

i bought 99

yeah

[empty swallow]

they were really cheap

[lost plinth]

In other news, from my old maps pursuit

I failed to get what I wanted

but I did get a hat worth 300k gil

[empty swallow]

hat child gets a hat

[neon hinge]

I'm happy I'm no longer a monk-to-be ^^

[empty swallow]

I wonder if SB has some monk stuff

Since the SB job quests for dragoon feels like they just forgot about caring after all the great shit HW was since it was a ||dragoon city|| and stuff

SB makes some sense atleast the Gyr Abania side of it

[hardy forge]

SB is for SAM job quests imo

its even in the trailer

[empty swallow]

I don't know, I'm just imagining since there's a lot of monk shit in like ||Rhalgrs Reach|| it makes sense they have some decent job quests

[empty swallow]

But like SB DRG quests are literally ||going around the far east and gyr abania looking for some random ass dragon who ended up being corrupted by the void or some shit||

[neon hinge]

AAAAH

EMU

SO CUTE

[lost plinth]

i... should sell it to recoup what i spent on maps

but

[spring heath]

Hat Child is being eaten by her hat

[empty swallow]

I still have one more quest so they can redeem it

but I doubt it

At least I get nastrond from it

[lost plinth]

🅱️astrond

aka drg's shitshitshitshit phase, in my experience

[empty swallow]

I wonder what the level 70 job gear will look like

[lost plinth]

uhh

[empty swallow]

no spoiler

😠

[lost plinth]

i've blanked it from my mind cause I will always stan the 50 gear

...i should really sell the hat

but

[empty swallow]

the 60 gear was like a spider or something

[heady solstice]

ez 19k

[lost plinth]

i'm sorry hat child, we stay poor

oh my god

the ears have physics

[neon hinge]

btw I'd love to know the location of the chocobo katnip vendor

[empty swallow]

it's in uldah

[lost plinth]

it's in all the cities i'm p sure

[neon hinge]

Last i checked ulduar was big

[empty swallow]

idk

[neon hinge]

😂

[empty swallow]

ah yes ulduar

[hardy forge]

the SCH job gear for all levels was "i just graduated university" in different styles

and they were all garbager imo

[lost plinth]

Ul'dah - Steps of Nald (X:10.5 Y:9.5)

[hardy forge]

SMN was hit and miss,but some were really good

[neon hinge]

ty

[empty swallow]

It's somewhere here if I'm not mistaken

[lost plinth]

Limsa Lominsa Lower Decks (X:9.9 Y:11.4)

New Gridania (X:11.5 Y:11.2)

they are, without exaggeration, everywhere

[neon hinge]

I'm not used to ffxiv vendors 😢

[empty swallow]

You'll get used to it

I'm not used fully just yet, still confused with the whole materia shit

but you don't need to worry about materia till max level is what I was told

so I'm not

[hardy forge]

materia is like gems for sockets in wow

boom done

ez

[neon hinge]

yeah that seems easy

[lost plinth]

@empty swallow it's easy as shit, crit > DH > det > skill speed

i.e. if you can't do one, do the next in prio

[hardy forge]

just like gems in wow,you pump up whats your biggest stat

and it ends there

[timber crag]

Join passive money making server.dm for more info

[spice thistle]

Just

[lost plinth]

<@&299347348847329281>

[empty swallow]

you don't want money?

[fallen nexus]

!ban 571937440072335393 Advertising

[burnt topaz]

I can't ban Vlad Dracul#0435

[spice thistle]

nani

NANI

[lost plinth]

he's too powerful

[neon hinge]

That's surprising

[empty swallow]

outbotted

[fallen nexus]

Banned

Not sure why the bot told me no.

Dumb bot.

[empty swallow]

banner with a dumb not

I agree

[hardy forge]

this is why we cant trust AI

[spice thistle]

Oh

He baited us

[lost plinth]

yep they gone

dumb bot

[empty swallow]

Yo dyno they talkin shit bro

[lost plinth]

the ears on the hat have physics

i can't

[empty swallow]

you gonna let them?

what's the hat called

[lost plinth]

why is this hat child so god damn heckin cute

spriggan cap

[empty swallow]

I wanna see how much it costs

[lost plinth]

go for it

[empty swallow]

Since I'm fuckin around in shiro rn

also why are my messages taking like 50 hours to send when my internet is 200mbps

[lost plinth]

yeah discord is chuggin a bit here

[neon hinge]

so it's not just me

phew

[empty swallow]

its 180k

[lost plinth]

huh

[empty swallow]

not too bad

[lost plinth]

i've tried changing hat child's hair also but

i really think i hit the mark

any other hair just makes her look like a random miqo'te now

[empty swallow]

hahaha

I have 2.5mill should I

[lost plinth]

i think it's the kinda simple unkempt hair that adds to the hat child persona

do it monte

join hat child in spirit

ascend to position of Ok Lala

[neon hinge]

hat child is not miqot'e is she?

[empty swallow]

I'm BiS lala

she is

[neon hinge]

oh

So different from my miqot'e wtf

[hardy forge]

is your miqo the moon ones

i think emu's is the sun one

[neon hinge]

oh

[timber crag]

Dance, dance, dance!

[neon hinge]

oh, my main is sun

The stalker is moon

[lost plinth]

Seekers had which i figured to be the cuter face, plus I also reasoned if I was going catgirl I may as well get my full value and get proper cat eyes

[spice thistle]

Like how Lyo has the same picture always as if trying to fit xD

...

[lost plinth]

Lyo do more heckin content

[spice thistle]

Nah she doesn't like it

Have you seen her and the other's comments?

Not liek wow and all the thing about it

[lost plinth]

uh

no

wait inter wtf do you mean hat child isn't a miqo'te

she has fucking cat ears

what else is she gonna be

[neon hinge]

she has fucking cat ears
SHE ALWAYS WEARS A HAT

[empty swallow]

pokey poke

[lost plinth]

SHE HAS A TAIL

[neon hinge]

I quite literally never saw the tail xD

[lost plinth]

jesus christ

[neon hinge]

anyway I like the monk better

Than the stalker

[empty swallow]

wtf your monk looks really similar to my friends char

[lost plinth]

and why the fuck would i mention at length how hat child's name fits into miqo'te convention

[neon hinge]

because miqote male are so generic it hurts

[lost plinth]

y'know whatever lmao

[neon hinge]

and why the fuck would i mention at length how hat child's name fits into miqo'te convention
I FOUND THAT WEIRD AS WELL

[lost plinth]

intervencion also kinda looks like x'hrun tia but not old as fuck

[spice thistle]

stalkers

thats it

And ya

X'hrun tia best redo mage

[empty swallow]

NOOO

the edgy fucker changed the way he looks

[lost plinth]

whom

[empty swallow]

my friend

[lost plinth]

art they a lala

i require context

[empty swallow]

WHM

they're a miqo

They looked really similar to inter's monk, but idk what phase he's going through now

[lost plinth]

actually speaking of lalas our world had a bi-annual lala meetup

[empty swallow]

very brgiht

[lost plinth]

they had a sacrifice

yeah Bright (ironic) uses hecka reshades

[hardy forge]

looks really extra o.o @lost plinth

[neon hinge]

that gamma..

[lost plinth]

i kinda hate it

[empty swallow]

my FC is almost all lalas lmfao

[neon hinge]

oh, that explains it

[lost plinth]

Monte

[neon hinge]

"reshade looks so good omg"-said no one with eyes ever

[lost plinth]

Malboro has a FC called lala

their tag is <lala>

i have seen them accosting brand new sprout lalas at the entrances to cities to recruit them

[empty swallow]

The tank

the top dps

[lost plinth]

see dafire

[empty swallow]

one of the healers

[spice thistle]

The trick is

[empty swallow]

then me

the rest are miqo/au ra

[spice thistle]

Covering your eyes

[lost plinth]

hat child just always used the anima bow

[spice thistle]

for big dps

[lost plinth]

it looks heckin good

[spice thistle]

Eyes that can't see

[empty swallow]

He's a BLM makore I heard that's how it works

[spice thistle]

Heart that can't feel

[hardy forge]

that bow i linked is the final version of the anima bow

the lux upgrade

[empty swallow]

lux

FOR DEMACIA

[hardy forge]

cease with your League cancer in here

[lost plinth]

@neon hinge the house is closed, question one how the fuck are you here and question two WHERE

[neon hinge]

I was there

That's how

[hardy forge]

i mean,he's called the stalker for a reason

[neon hinge]

I'm looking at food

[lost plinth]

wtf

[spice thistle]

Demacia

[lost plinth]

i cannot see you

[neon hinge]

uhm

[lost plinth]

okay

yeah

[neon hinge]

I got found

[lost plinth]

didn't check there

and he's gone

just like that

welp TIL i couldn't have kicked you out if I wanted

i'd set the house to locked to do some messing around with decorations

i see it didn't boot you when i did

[neon hinge]

Now we know something we didn't which is cool

I'll check the new roof tomorrow I guess

[empty swallow]

My FC's house is kinda interesting

kinda empty tho for a large house

[neon hinge]

I hope I can stick enough with this game so I can get a house and invite you to stalk me for once

[empty swallow]

the outside is amazing, the inside is kinda hmm

Also in shiro, so no level 1 stalkers

[neon hinge]

What's Shiro?

[empty swallow]

Shirogane, a zone in Stormblood that has housing

[neon hinge]

That's annoying

😦

[spring heath]

Lol

Nope

[empty swallow]

you can't access it unless your FC has a house in shiro, or you're in the stormblood questline up to a bit

[neon hinge]

It is to me Wolf!

I can't just walk there

tho I'm pretty sure I am the annoying one lol

[lost plinth]

er

you possibly could

if you knew someone with estate teleportation

[empty swallow]

well yeah that's what I'm saying

[lost plinth]

monte could get to kugane through it when they were heckin smol

[empty swallow]

I couldn't actually

You couldn't use the ferry

[lost plinth]

oh?

Ah

[empty swallow]

I tried lol

[lost plinth]

so you could get to shiro via teleport

[empty swallow]

yeajh

I tp to shiro and I'm there for a while

I think all of our neighbors don't exist tho

I've looked around for some form of human outside of the front entrance of shiro but nothing

[neon hinge]

Emu sometimes has neighbours

[empty swallow]

tbf we're at the back of the ward

[spring heath]

Discord lagged my messages

[lost plinth]

wait. I have neighbours?

when?

I've never seen any of them?

[neon hinge]

Like, very ocassionally I've seen someone walk

[empty swallow]

That's our house

[lost plinth]

You catch a name?

[neon hinge]

Not really

[lost plinth]

Or like, a time they're around?

I've never seen any of my neighbours and it's irritating

[neon hinge]

I just know once I was trying to get to the roof and I saw [Not Hatchild] walking the road

[empty swallow]

lol

that's not a neighbor

[neon hinge]

Thief

[empty swallow]

I would fuck around in people's houses but nobody here is on light

[neon hinge]

Come to chaos

[lost plinth]

hat child never has visitors

or friends

besides sort-of-inter

[neon hinge]

I just do my best cat impression

[hardy forge]

monte is too spoiled by his friends pimping for him

to come to chaos

coward 😂 👌

also lvl 60 update of farming praetorium,i have to say,the HW poetics gear is pgood,does not make me look like an amish priest like the caster one

[empty swallow]

👌

I mean why would I go chaos tho

makes 0 sense kekw

all my friends are literally here and I'm gonna raid with them

[neon hinge]

b word

[empty swallow]

monkas

the ascians got u

[neon hinge]

yeah damn asciis

[empty swallow]

bro wtf are these aether currents in SB man, actually tilting

Had to do a whole parkour jump to get to one

[heady solstice]

you think some random sb parkour is bad?

do the kugane inn parkour

[hardy forge]

i was watching one youtuber clear E8S,and at the end they said "we just ||killed a naked minor|| what the ||fuck|| is this ||game|| and then his buddies(he was streaming) went "delete the vod,delete the vod"

[empty swallow]

I heard about it

monkas

[heady solstice]

[neon hinge]

Better late than never XD

[heady solstice]

have you unlocked glamours yet?

[empty swallow]

I still barely get the glamour system

[neon hinge]

it's xmog?

[empty swallow]

I just figured out how to get glamour plates to my favorite set and that's all I need

yeah

[neon hinge]

wow xmog is pretty nice

once they implemented skin catalogue lol

[hardy forge]

i think ff14 "xmog" is the pre-wod version

[deep bluff]

IM CONSTIPATED

HEEEEELp

[neon hinge]

i think ff14 "xmog" is the pre-wod version
So it's not as good

Hopefully with the next expansion...

[empty swallow]

in his opinion

In my opinion, it's wayyy better than anything WoW has

I hate wow mog through and through lmfao

[neon hinge]

I mean, having to physically have the item you want the skin from anytime you want to xmog is kinda eh

[empty swallow]

you don't

you have a glamor dresser

to put the stuff you want to keep as an appearance

I do agree that they should just make it autosave

[neon hinge]

That's not xmog pre wod then

[empty swallow]

You have to manually do it tho for every piece

and use a glamor prism to do it

but then it's free mogging whenever you want

[neon hinge]

Aaaah

I guess that's fine

Is glamour prism expensive?

[empty swallow]

probably not idk

I have like 15 passively

you get them from chests in dungeons and shit

[lost plinth]

clear prisms drop from dungeons monte

inter, among other things they're tuppence in GC seals

so you can just buy them from gc whenever

you can also craft them if you've hit 50 in any crafter

[empty swallow]

trailer woman trailer woman

oh we're going to trailer place too

[lost plinth]

'trailer woman' /facepalm

[spring heath]

pfff

[neon hinge]

Okay

[lost plinth]

the advantage of that is it's such an obscure yet train-wrecking spoiler you don't even need to tag it

[neon hinge]

tag it

[spring heath]

hey remember that fuckboi who said the best part of the entire game was the 'boob dress scene'

[lost plinth]

the what?

[spring burrow]

oh yeah

[spring heath]

Monte's picture

[lost plinth]

and i don't, but what?

i mean

[empty swallow]

but she is trailer woman emu

[lost plinth]

whoever thinks that's provocative needs to get out more

[spring heath]

lol

[lost plinth]

speaking of, is that on mogstation

[neon hinge]

no kinkshame 😦

[spring heath]

It is not

[lost plinth]

i know most of the scions' outfits are (besides the twins reeeee)

that's unfortunate

[spring heath]

My friend wants the hair style

[empty swallow]

there is the one she wore for most of the expac, but not this dress, no

[lost plinth]

however many people say 'wow uraeus coat/anemos suspenders/dalmascan top look so good' but like

[empty swallow]

I love how the mog station has the scions outfits on the most weird ass characters to put them on

[lost plinth]

they look good on other peoples' characters sometimes but due to hat child being flat as a board it ain't quite the same

Precisely lmfao

put papalymo's outfit on a male roe

[empty swallow]

like imagine

lmfao

[spring heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665361700404330537/711577110208053268/ffxiv_05162020_233729_154.png

My wife is ready for the beach

[empty swallow]

sideboob

[lost plinth]

there is the one she wore for most of the expac, but not this dress, no
is that her ARR one or the one with the red coat thing Tataru made?

[spring heath]

Both

[empty swallow]

both are on the mogstation

[lost plinth]

oh

i might get the ARR one

it'd be funny

[empty swallow]

AH HAHAHAHA

there's minfilia with a lala wearing it

hahahaha I'm done

[lost plinth]

YoshiP mains a lala blm with minfilia's ARR costume

legitimately true story

[empty swallow]

nooo wayyy

hahahah

[neon hinge]

NO

[spring heath]

see?

[empty swallow]

imagine if they gave you the option to be thrall on a gnome

I'd be gone

you really want a desk wolf

[lost plinth]

oh wait wolf is there a spoiler in

no, it's fine

all good

[empty swallow]

Kinda spoilery still

[spring heath]

No, it's old stuff

it's gucci

[lost plinth]

not for wolf

[empty swallow]

even if it doesn't say the name

[lost plinth]

for inter

rather

Yeah but honestly it just calls Lyse Lyse

[empty swallow]

2nd part pausechamp

I mean I doubt inter will remember it by the time he's at this part in SB

[spring heath]

And yes, I'm looking at desks

[empty swallow]

I read a spoiler about ShB and I can't for the life of me remember it thankfully

[spring heath]

I kinda need one if I am going to get a desktop

[empty swallow]

I think it was a pretty big thing too

I was looking on reddit for stuff about FF14 to get an idea for the game

[spring heath]

that's dangerous

[empty swallow]

and this dude spoiled a lot of ShB, which got me interested but also I didn't realize it was a spoiler till I met the ||Warriors of Darkness|| but now I can't remember what it was so we good

[lost plinth]

Thankfully, all the spoilers I thought I accidentally saw during my playthrough were absolutely wrong

[spring heath]

lol

[lost plinth]

some even comically wrong

just a sec, i gotta find spoiler lines

[empty swallow]

I've started to figure out the plot tho now

Not flexing, but I predicted a lot of the stuff in HW

I wasn't paying attention in early SB so I kinda had to rewatch some of the SB shit to remember stuff lmfao

[lost plinth]

||'all character deaths heavensward' where the thumbnail is Alphinaud
'yda's final stand' but it's ARR
gotetsu, but yeah obviously||

[empty swallow]

I was half afk not interested in the story cause it was actually so boring, but it's picking up now

tetsu

[spring heath]

not gonna lie
I'm a smidge tempted

[empty swallow]

||I honestly expected him to die after that whole dotharl shit||

[lost plinth]

the outfit's cute but the carbuncle stole is kinda concerning

like

considering a stole is by definition something skinned

[empty swallow]

||Like I fully expected him to die to kill yotsuyu early on, but then we were almost escpaing the castle and then he decided to hold up a whole ass ceiling and we ran away||

[spring heath]

It can be imitation

[neon hinge]

bro

they're massive

[lost plinth]

monte, don't click ||wolf I think monte lacks critical information||

[spring heath]

lol

[empty swallow]

welcome to ixion

They're really samll on my lala tho

I clicked 4head

jk I didn't

[spring heath]

I couldn't say one way or the other

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lost plinth]

||i think they've had the scene where he cough dies heroically||

[spring heath]

right

[lost plinth]

||but not the post where he obviously hasn't||

[empty swallow]

I wonder when the setup for ShB begins, because I genuinely have no idea where we're going to next, and I know it's not ||Garlemald||

idk why I spoilered that, but whatever lol

[spring heath]

lol

[lost plinth]

lmao the setup for shb kinda comes out of nowhere

[spring heath]

It's... subtle

and then it isn't

[lost plinth]

||some dumbass magni-ripoff catboi just accidentally assdials all your friends and allies til getting you 6th time lucky||

[empty swallow]

jesus that's a long spoiler line

[spring heath]

rofl

[lost plinth]

dId yOu dO cRyStaL toWEr yEt

[empty swallow]

alright, almost done with 4.0 now, just on the last few quests to victory, wonder who's dying now

All finished

[lost plinth]

oh my fuck there's moogle hats

why did i not

[empty swallow]

I was so disappointed when I found out the whale is on the store