no-wow-discussion

[neon hinge]

[timber crag]

Greetings

[hardy forge]

Greetings

[lost plinth]

||https://youtu.be/BiUp3DpksQY||

was about the first trial where i thought 'holy shit, music'

[hardy forge]

music e.e

she drops the okami colored doggo on EX difficulty https://i.pinimg.com/474x/27/f5/39/27f539cdb8cb38086eb323ff000e095b--amaterasu-okami-okami-tattoo.jpg

[urban kite]

all the trials have really good music to be fair

[lost plinth]

rise
high
high above our rivals

[hardy forge]

the only music that managed to get through youtube's videos i was watching

was raktika

that LAHEE is super high volume/pitched

[timber crag]

I'm too lazy to read r/AskReddit so I just YouTube it

[hardy forge]

exactly

[urban kite]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7FHS8bq0EI|| the oasis mix for the boss is really good too

[timber crag]

Did

Did Dafire

Just relate to me?

[hardy forge]

i mean they also take the supposedly best posts

and you dont even have to lift a finger u.u

[timber crag]

Something's wrong, I can feel it

I've got a sour cream Pringles... bag? Tube? Thingy

[urban kite]

once you hit shadowbringers the music is fukken 😩

[hardy forge]

i like paprika and extrahot the best

[empty swallow]

I've slacked hard on aether currents in SB man

I blame the constant zone swapping

[hardy forge]

lul

i wait until max lvl

[lost plinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU4EQdxDu9s monte and inter need to understand

[hardy forge]

(70)

[empty swallow]

Nah in HW I got it for every zone before moving on

I think I've only got Yanxia flying rn

[timber crag]

Pepper: Develops a spicy taste to avoid being eaten
Humans: "Finally, some good fucking food"

[empty swallow]

not yanxia, ruby sea

kekw

[urban kite]

thats the better way to do it honestly, but you could also just get someone to fly you around

[lost plinth]

whichidid

[hardy forge]

in SB the currents are hidden

[empty swallow]

It's a proper disaster

[lost plinth]

i've ShB completed

all the pickup currents for HW

and fuckall for SB

[hardy forge]

@timber crag that meme is more known for pufferfish

[empty swallow]

I remember only getting it for Ruby sea because that zone is aids

[lost plinth]

not wrong

[empty swallow]

Everything is so far apart, and the ocean zones are in the middle

[lost plinth]

there is also a flying-access aetheryte in azim steppe

[empty swallow]

Is there?

[lost plinth]

mm

high north

or

actually may be NW ish

[empty swallow]

this?

[lost plinth]

yes

[hardy forge]

its crafter only

[empty swallow]

eye sea

[hardy forge]

i researched the fuck out of it

[urban kite]

wasshoi

[lost plinth]

dawn throne was also where i learned you cannot die from fall damage alone

[empty swallow]

Nah I learnt that early on

[lost plinth]

my poor hat child

[empty swallow]

I accidentally fell off a cliff

now I always fall off cliffs for fast travel

If there's mobs at the bottom I use my backwards jump

I'm research andy

[lost plinth]

backwards...

oh you're a drg

[empty swallow]

she's ugly

[lost plinth]

so speaks the lala

fckin moustached joestar-facial-tattoo havin

[empty swallow]

pogging I saved the crew

@lost plinth Imagine a midget jojo

hahahaha

coochie doesn't count

[hardy forge]

@lost plinth untrue,you CAN die from fall damage,but there's a large section where you get to 1hp when you fall

[spice thistle]

Untrue

You cannot die from fall damage if you aren't in a fight

If you are in a fight you die

[hardy forge]

🤔

[spice thistle]

As in

Poke

Go to a cliff

Jumo

What would normally leave you at 1 will kill you

[urban kite]

yeah, it's only if you're in combat or land on an enemy

[hardy forge]

i landed on an enemy at least twice

[urban kite]

thats how it be when you don't have a flying car

[spice thistle]

Hs

Ha

[heady solstice]

Hs

[neon hinge]

uh.. I need to repair gear apparently

[lost plinth]

hammer icon on map

or Mender in any settlement (same thing)

@neon hinge

[empty swallow]

I'm back and ready to game

[lost plinth]

gamer

[neon hinge]

Ok

[empty swallow]

@neon hinge Any NPC called Mender repairs ur gear

oh emu wrote that

pepeja

[neon hinge]

found one

nice

I thought it costed materials as well

[empty swallow]

nah it's just gil

[lost plinth]

she cut

only if you're doing it yourself

[empty swallow]

I think that's solo repairing which uses material

ok emu

I've had enough of this typing before me

I know you're stealing my ideas

aight MSQ roulette, ||Snake Queen|| then I see if my friends are on, if not we continue till end of 4.0 today

[hardy forge]

noice

[empty swallow]

I just love how everytime it's just prae in MSQ roulette

free +10

[hardy forge]

there's only 2 things in MSQ roulette

[empty swallow]

Ik

[hardy forge]

praetorium and castrum

[lost plinth]

ye

[empty swallow]

But nobody is doing castrum lulw

and roulette always gets me in the prae groups

why didn't they continue with the MSQ dungeon idea

doesn't seem that bad

[urban kite]

because of prae and castrum

big groups with massive wait times

[hardy forge]

prae has 0 wait time if you're tank/healer

but it takes 40mins

of U N S K I P P A B L E

[urban kite]

essentially LFR but locking story behind it, means people can't really work their way through it

[hardy forge]

3min cutscenes

buuut,it's the biggest xp drop from the roulettes

[heady solstice]

[urban kite]

wether or not it's actually worthwhile with how long it takes is another thing though, depending on class at least

[empty swallow]

I enjoyed doing them the first time, even though I didn't really enjoy much of the rushing

So I guess they have to strike some balance

because if the cutscenes are skippable the players will just rush the shit out of the dungeon

[urban kite]

yeah it's good for the first time through, but these days people have done it so much that it's just.. mindless speedruns

[heady solstice]

Thats what I told one of my friends "its fun the first time then you do it 20 more times"

[spice thistle]

I hate castrum

I prefer praetorium

[empty swallow]

I prefer prae too

[urban kite]

I mean it's the choice between a punch in the leg or the arm essentially

[empty swallow]

Just move every 10 sec to get to a cutscene

[spice thistle]

Even if it has like

[urban kite]

either way ot's painful

[spice thistle]

50min of cutscenes

You get a lot of exp

I reached lvl 80 from 78

And that is because I got a group of sprouts

And no one knew what to do naturally so I was like oh let's kill the adds

[hardy forge]

ye MSQ roulette is big exp for the afk wait

[spice thistle]

Oh

Ffxiv ARR is free for 30 days on PS4

[hardy forge]

they did that for twitch prime last year

also related to previous discussion

[empty swallow]

Nishiki is a cringe person

and that's on the 50min cutscene

[hardy forge]

also being lvl 50,renewed my dislike for the ironworks sets

if you think RGB pc cases/mouse/keyboards are kool

this is the set for you

has tons of blue leds everywhere and i dont like it

[urban kite]

yuuuup

so glad it comes back in worse forms every fucking raid tier

only good one is the SAM gear, if only because it makes you look like raiden

[hardy forge]

the catchup set for HW,was also disgusting

[urban kite]

MCH isn't terrible either but

[hardy forge]

i look like an amish priest

wtf

[empty swallow]

ah yes me too

[urban kite]

they learn at least, it does improve onwards

[empty swallow]

no idea what we're talking about but I disagree with dafire

As I'm legally required to

[hardy forge]

thanks 🅱️onte,always helpful

[empty swallow]

🙂

[neon hinge]

eeey

[empty swallow]

gratz

[neon hinge]

oh boi I'm fast

[empty swallow]

Yeee

You can feel the speed increase

Flying is pretty good too later on

[neon hinge]

I'd love to know the actual numbers but ffxiv seems shy on numbers lol

[empty swallow]

yeah SE is kinda tilting with that

you have to go through some weird ass shit to get a DPS meter from what I've seen

And you can't flame players for low dps kekw

[urban kite]

ACT is what you're looking for

add-ons aren't allowed by SE though

[neon hinge]

Really? xD

[hardy forge]

yes

[empty swallow]

there's lots of fun quest names inter

[neon hinge]

Those Japanese devs are fans of those Japanese movies

That sure is a surprise!

[empty swallow]

AYAYA

Wait till a dungeon called The Praetorium at level 50, there's a dragon ball reference 🙂

pepega

@urban kite I installed ACT but never figured out how to set it up

It's just rotting in my files somewhere atm

[urban kite]

yeah its bullshit

theyre trying to be better with addons recently at least

[empty swallow]

I'm determined to set it up eventually tho, need to prove my damage superiority

Because I'm of the mind atm that I play better than the other dps player in all my dungeons

[neon hinge]

WoW: needs addons to be playable, has too many addons
XIV: Works fine addonless but it has some allergy to showing numbers

[empty swallow]

I blame WA for making raiding unplayable without it tbh

I can play WoW perfectly fine in all aspects out side of raiding without addons

[neon hinge]

I blame Blizzard for not adding some sort of telegraphs

[empty swallow]

I've done m+ without addons and everything

[neon hinge]

And

tbqh

[empty swallow]

Yeah there's tons of telegraphs in 14

[neon hinge]

WA made raiding more complex

[empty swallow]

It did, and now you can't do raiding without WA at a mythic level

[neon hinge]

If blizz knows ppl can rely on an addon to remind of a 15min fight

they can amp it up

[empty swallow]

Imagine doing shit like azshara without a WA

all those decrees

fuck that

[neon hinge]

I haven't played since mid legion

pre tomb

I think

[urban kite]

i mean you can use addons in XIV, you just can't really go around telling people. Their report system is extremely strict and they'll hand out bans, timeouts and all sorts for the slightest things

[empty swallow]

Inter, Azshara has an intermission where she hands out different decrees to all players, stuff like stand still, group up , move around and stay solo from other players and soak, and every player gets 2 random decrees, now imagine trying to sort that out during a fight without WA xD

[hardy forge]

meanwhile people are so bored of praetorium one guy asked "japanese or english VA,which is faster?"

[empty swallow]

It's possible sure, but holy shit it's really hard

Probably japanese I'd imagine

But I'm not watching an anime

[hardy forge]

when the brain just turns off

[empty swallow]

still on Gaius pepelaugh

[hardy forge]

this is my third run xd

[empty swallow]

We're on

||Ultima 2, then lahabrea ||

[hardy forge]

why are YOU doin msq roulette tho

get that story done xd

[empty swallow]

Farming tomestones

[hardy forge]

just run aurum vale xd

[empty swallow]

I'm only doing msq roulette once a day

obviously

by the end of the event I'll have enough tomestones

I level GNB and get to farm

win win

[hardy forge]

i have 90 tomestones,and i only leveled DRK from 35-50(3-4 tomestone a dungeon)

i ran aurum vale like 3 times

[empty swallow]

cool

🙂

I cba doing that dungeon tbh

[hardy forge]

piss cave xd

[empty swallow]

haha

[hardy forge]

when your brain cells turn on to maintenance mode

[empty swallow]

negative iq group

mine are all afk andys

I dont think a single word has been said since the hello's

know you the root of this corruption?

[hardy forge]

i mean,i've noted

that someone needs to break the ice

if someone does,then everyone talks

because prae is super boring land

[neon hinge]

lvl29

what do u recommend next?

for a second class I mean

[urban kite]

i'd probably finish MSQ before levelling but what do you have levelled?

[neon hinge]

Only pug at lvl29

I'm on trial

[urban kite]

try uh.. MRD / WAR

classes don't really open up till way later, the trial's really bad for it

[hardy forge]

@neon hinge the free trial is literally infinite

so try what you like

i leveled like 5 jobs to 35 by the time i got the base game bought

[neon hinge]

yeah I'm aware

I was just asking for cool to play

X)

[hardy forge]

oh well depends on your likes

some people like smoothbrain classes

like WAR

with their mantra being "haha fellcleave go brr"

[urban kite]

WAR is big dick chad classes that are the coolest people you'll ever meet

[heady solstice]

[urban kite]

every single patch? dominating

[hardy forge]

no one would play WAR if they werent addicted to the fell cleave sound

[urban kite]

PLD's and DRK's cry every time

[heady solstice]

GNB are just dps with a blue icon

[urban kite]

its a fucking chainsaw axe, of course it's the best thing ever

GNB is boring in comparison to almost every other tank

[hardy forge]

GNB is a dps with the tank role

like Vengeance DH for wow

[neon hinge]

I want to play druid

[heady solstice]

gnb is boring because you have to actually try to play the game instead of hitting 3 buttons and killing a whole room

[hardy forge]

druid best class

i will fite people over it

i mean,going from WAR to GNB is like going from beastmastery/ret pally to Feral druid

and expecting it to be the same difficulty

[urban kite]

GNB isn't difficult is the thing, it's just bland

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

WAR and PLD are bland and boring to me

peculiar

[heady solstice]

war is p bland

[urban kite]

thats just the smoothness of your brain colliding with an axe

[hardy forge]

whos the real smoothbrain here though

"haha fellcleave gang"

or "actual effort mechanics"

[urban kite]

uhhh whm

[heady solstice]

as a level 72 warrior i can say that warrior is bland

[urban kite]

then i'm truly sorry you cant appreciate fun

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

correction: your concept of fun isnt the same as other people

shocking revelation

i know

[urban kite]

WAR, MCH, SAM and AST are the 4 best classes and can't be proved wrong

[hardy forge]

hold to your seat

sam is boring as shieet too

[heady solstice]

SAM is literally just reskinned ninja

[neon hinge]

I want katana boy

and gun boy

[hardy forge]

see,dear smoothbrain individual,some people like a thing,and some people dont

i know it's hard for you to comprehend that something that is fun for you

may not be fun for others

but it is the reality we live in

even more shocking

i know

[urban kite]

you seem like you're taking this more seriously than you should be

[heady solstice]

@hardy forge the problem is there is no reality for WAR

its just fell cleave

[hardy forge]

empty brain where it's just a bouncing fell cleave noise in the void

reverberating

if i was good enough at editing i'd make a meme about it

[heady solstice]

https://www.myinstants.com/instant/fell-cleave-23167/

[urban kite]

thats the nut

[hardy forge]

i told you,he's physically addicted to the soundeffect

if they replaced another job's sounds with fellcleave,he'd switch instantly e.e

[urban kite]

how can you not be? hearing that chain up like 7-8 times, doing BILLIONS of damage

nah, WAR's just a fun tank to play, other one i'd choose would be.. PLD, I guess?

more just enjoy the aesthetics of sword and board

[hardy forge]

im not a crack fell cleave addict unfortunately

[urban kite]

when it hits, it hits

[heady solstice]

any Warrior leveled after 54 can’t use other abilities… all they know is Fell Cleave , Fell Cleave , Fell Cleave , Fell Cleave , Fell Cleave & Fell Cleave

[hardy forge]

i wouldnt be surprised if they're so addicted to it,they feel sexual pleasure when pressing it

[urban kite]

false, inner release, shake it off and infuriate exist (to boost fell cleave damage and amount)

and storm's eye because 10% damage boost

[heady solstice]

shake it off doesnt increase fell cleave dmg

[urban kite]

and holmgang incase i need to tank

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

i mean any other ability is just buildup for the big climax of fell cleave

[urban kite]

no but it's a good mitigation

[hardy forge]

so its unimportant

[urban kite]

nascant flash too, that was a fun ability in SB

[heady solstice]

you only use shake it off when thrill of battle, vengeance, and raw intuition are about to go off

[urban kite]

i forget the name of feller cleave too, that was in SB

[heady solstice]

[urban kite]

https://youtu.be/jaGxC7wnBDo?t=316 look at that big dumb ape

inner chaos was what i was thinking

[hardy forge]

so,TIL that the WHM guildmaster looks like a boi but is actually super old

and that you can ||""become""|| a ||dragon|| if you do the ||naughty|| with it or drink the ||blood||

i remember finding that book in gubal library,the title was funny

[lost plinth]

Dafire, did you not play heavensward

Like

[hardy forge]

i did play HW

i got that ppl did the thing with the dragons

but not that you ||actually became|| the dragon

if it was not in a cutscene i probably wasnt paying attention is my excuse for HW

[lost plinth]

yeah that's an excuse you'd need to play

jeez

[neon hinge]

HAHAHAHAAHA

[hardy forge]

noice

i got mine too

from today only

also copyright safe name for tifa

[lost plinth]

what now

[neon hinge]

What else? xD

[urban kite]

fisher?

[lost plinth]

wheeee

but like

how yon fuck do i get gear for btn at max

[urban kite]

uhh, CRP i guess?

[neon hinge]

Emu

[spice thistle]

Ah

[neon hinge]

You made more money there than I have in total

[spice thistle]

Go to Ishgard

To the restauration

There is relic gear for max level

[hardy forge]

i forgot to say,i got the "oh shit" button at lvl 50

[neon hinge]

I want that

[hardy forge]

i think PLD and GNB have superbolide,which works like divine shield(invulnerable) but it puts your hp at 1

basically for when you want to give your healer an heart attack

[spring heath]

PLD has Hallowed Ground

[spring burrow]

Tbh Dark Knight and Gunbreaker’s aren’t that bad if you have a white mage just, “Benediction” them

Warrior actually has the worst cause you still take damage during it

You just can’t go below one hp as a warrior

[lost plinth]

@neon hinge PLD has literally divine shield, WAR has 'cannot be killed but you also need an enemy to link it to', DRK has I think a blood death knight talent where 'if you die, you can't die, but you need to be healed to 100% or you WILL die' and GNB has divine shield but your hp is reduced to 1

pld's my favourite cause healer doesn't need to care

[neon hinge]

I'm just tired of dying and having to pay to teleport back to where I was T_T

[spice thistle]

GNB is also as asshole

[lost plinth]

lul

Honestly inter

i fussed over teleport costs at the start

[spice thistle]

Like

[lost plinth]

then i stopped caring

and now it's fine

[neon hinge]

I stole a chocobo from a grand company (?)

cuz I'm a bandit apparently

[spice thistle]

GNB is

Lowers your hp to 1

Then gives you invincibility

If you are hit by a big pack

You are on the mercy to the server mistress

And oooboi

she can be cruel

[neon hinge]

I haven't got new gear in ages bc all gear I get offered is like that

[spice thistle]

She decides whenever you live or die

[spring heath]

Hey Inter you can buy aetheryte tickets with hunt marks

[spice thistle]

wait

really

[spring heath]

Yeh

[lost plinth]

why you'd want to idk

[neon hinge]

I mean, I'm not going poor

It's just annoying

[spring heath]

I mean true I spend them on seeds

[lost plinth]

amh araeng music kinda a bop at this part https://youtu.be/r7K_BowsTtw?t=108

[timber crag]

wts my soul

[Soul]

[thin basalt]

Dragon Soul

Live 8.3.0

[timber crag]

wtf it

[spring heath]

mmk I upped my graphics to Standard (laptop)

Great now I'm getting those weird artifacts that I get on WoW

[neon hinge]

Oh no

[spring heath]

but it's way worse

[neon hinge]

shitty name

[spring heath]

Shitty person

[neon hinge]

ye

[spring heath]

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[neon hinge]

Just in time to stop for Overwatch

[lost plinth]

@neon hinge

[neon hinge]

?

[lost plinth]

y'know greased lightning

that you... have?

[neon hinge]

yeah what about it

[lost plinth]

well

[neon hinge]

it goes up and down

[lost plinth]

i have 4 stacks of it

and i'm also going 10% faster

a monk most powerful

and heckin cute idk

now time to get botanist things

[neon hinge]

ure always qt

[timber crag]

Monks rule

[spring heath]

........

[neon hinge]

I ate too much and I'm sleepy af now l mao

[lost plinth]

also wolf this is probably

a bad time

but be sure to check firmament for new quests

[timber crag]

I see what you did there, Emu

[lost plinth]

@spice thistle where in the firmament do I have to go?

[timber crag]

That Sans reference

"A bad time"

[spice thistle]

Outside

[lost plinth]

nah it's just literally a bad time cause wolf's game don't heckin work

what are you saying to my precious hat child

[timber crag]

Senjor Pelo's "Don't Touch The Child" plays

[lost plinth]

feo ul's attitude to hat child is approximately the same as mine

only with slightly less murder

[timber crag]

Oh, is that a Marauder Hat Child?

[lost plinth]

botanist

[timber crag]

A x e

[lost plinth]

THIS is warrior hat child

[timber crag]

That is not Hat Child

You cannot be serious

SHE HAS NO HAT

[neon hinge]

^

That's just child

[timber crag]

YES!!

[lost plinth]

tanks get shit hat selection

i tried

[timber crag]

Well, a hat is better than not a hat!

Give her one!

[lost plinth]

is angy leveling dark knight more to your taste

[neon hinge]

yes

[timber crag]

That is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life

Bunny gets shot by an arrow

Gasp!!

[lost plinth]

so this is the Relic Weapon

i'm underwhelmed

to say the least

[timber crag]

Hi Underwhelmed

I wanna ask you a question

You can always be underwhelmed or overwhelmed. When are you just whelmed?

[timber crag]

That's cute. I'm whelmed

[lost plinth]

i use whelmed for something not quite underwhelming

like the insulting middle-ground

lyo, can you suffer hat child's PLD glam to exist

it doesn't have a hat but it has cute glasses

[timber crag]

She is precious

[lost plinth]

plus i don't think lyo's seen redmage hat child

[timber crag]

Lyo hasn't

But Chara has

[lost plinth]

truly my favourite breakfast cereal

[heady solstice]

[timber crag]

Lyonah Cassian, human pugilist

Level 19

[lost plinth]

what datacenter are you on tho

[heady solstice]

[timber crag]

We can't play anyway

I'm on EU

You're on US

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

reeee

switch to Crystal datacenter

[neon hinge]

Are u on chaos Lyo?

[lost plinth]

come visit hat child

[timber crag]

Yes Intervención

[neon hinge]

aaay

nice

We're 3 on Chaos

[heady solstice]

just switch to crystal and suffer the 30 second eu load times

[neon hinge]

Dafire I and you

[lost plinth]

you're not doing too bad tbqh

[timber crag]

Welp, since I'm only level 19

[lost plinth]

4 on EU 4 on US

[timber crag]

I think I can re-level

[neon hinge]

that's true

[heady solstice]

perfectly balanced

[lost plinth]

as all things should be

actually let's say 3.5 cause monte's a lala

[timber crag]

Anyone want sour cream Pringles?

Marcy really loves that emote huh?

[heady solstice]

do we have any elezans?

if we have an elezan on us we can get 4.5

ez

[lost plinth]

marcy

[heady solstice]

thats a new one

[lost plinth]

such an edgy serious ninja name ingame

and i'm never using it again

[spring heath]

I have a couple elezen

[heady solstice]

4.5 crystal and 3.5 chaos

perfect

[spring heath]

Lol

[spring burrow]

I also have one but she’s unleveled

[spring heath]

Well
Both my elezen are in ARR

My Miqo and my Hyur are in ShB

Then I have a lizard and a lala

Also in ARR

[timber crag]

What the heck? Downloading an image from my Google Photos never took this long

Here you go tho

Lyo tryina be pretty and my friend photobombs

I like Ul'dah, never leaving that place until I get a house

[heady solstice]

just get a house in the goblet

then never leave

[timber crag]

XD

[lost plinth]

you could also just do what inter does and make a throwaway character on crystal to visit hat child

[heady solstice]

true true

[lost plinth]

although for inter i'd more say 'stalk'

[neon hinge]

Yeah I haven't been there today because it's starting to be hot so

WAIT

WDYM

[deft vapor]

lul

[lost plinth]

bruh you make a point of hiding on hat child's property

[hardy forge]

if i had the money to buy a house,i bet inter would afk in both mine and emus houses

at the same time

[neon hinge]

hahahah

[timber crag]

I think I'd just spam happy stuff when I get a house

Like "I LOVE THIS WORLD SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AAAAHGJKSBEJSJEBDH"

[heady solstice]

Inter: Wdym stalking
Also Inter:

[hardy forge]

inter enters stalker mode when he logs to US

[lost plinth]

i feel the somber Dragonsong bgm does not fit this

[timber crag]

"I wonder what Hat Child is doing"

[heady solstice]

peaceful somber music
"LET ME THE FUCK IN"

[hardy forge]

if that screenshot had less of a neutral expression it could be a "you talkin mad shit for someone in ruin distance"

[timber crag]

Let me in

LET ME INNNNN

[spice thistle]

I went with the second

You actually feel the rage of the WoL for this bull

[lost plinth]

ayy. snap

ayy, snap

[hardy forge]

what

[spring burrow]

What

[hardy forge]

[spring burrow]

Im just gonna pretend I didnt see that

[hardy forge]

i'd expect that post to be on reddit

[lost plinth]

why do i even have this guy blocked

HOW, rather

did you?

[heady solstice]

[timber crag]

yeah

[spring heath]

Guess who still wants to yeet their laptop into the abyss?

[lost plinth]

elon musk

you

[spring heath]

Can I yeet him into the abyss instead?

[lost plinth]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

do you have a handy abyss

[spring heath]

Hmmm

Anyway

Nothing I am doing is actually fixing anything, apparently

I don't understand how things are fine for three weeks and then suddenly break

[valid horizon]

wolf proceeds to yeet the laptop into the abyss and the abyss proceeds to yeet it back saying he doesnt want that bs

[spring heath]

It's a new, $2k laptop, who wouldn't want it?

Besides me

because it's PISSING ME OFF

[lost plinth]

also @timber crag keep leveling PGL cause you haven't got the best mnk abilities yet

[heady solstice]

hello mods

[lost plinth]

such as powerful kamehameha

and 'not a limit break but better than sam's LB3'

[hardy forge]

also titled "that moment when you fuck up the science experiment really badly in class"

[lost plinth]

are you suggesting hat child would play with the chemicals

cause you might not be wrong

[lost plinth]

see, the afk hat child

FF lets you afk in a hella stylish manner ngl

[empty swallow]

Alright done fucking around wtih friends

time for ||Snake queen||

[lost plinth]

remember

in times of confusion

button

[empty swallow]

Oh boy this boss is tilting

I did my button right

I know when to press it

We were doing the 2nd stack, one of the ranged got the mechanic where you get lots of arrows pointing outwards and stacked on us

that was a fat wipe

[lost plinth]

f a t wipe

[empty swallow]

she was like 40%

[lost plinth]

least you get to listen to the music more

Yeah her health scales awfully

a long-ass time of just hitting the wall

[empty swallow]

down she goes

[lost plinth]

wew

[empty swallow]

Your vril dissapates!

I bet now Alisaie is gonna whine about failing or something

||Nope it's lyse||

LOL

I love this guy

[hardy forge]

a lot of girls thirst for the guy

[urban kite]

a lot of guys too

[empty swallow]

Oh nice, ||Mad scientist person shows up ready to transform her into something||

I wonder how many thirst for alisaie tbh

[zenith heath]

Hi all!

[empty swallow]

hello

[zenith heath]

@empty swallow Hi there

[empty swallow]

yes hello

it me

[zenith heath]

So how are you?

[empty swallow]

I'm doing fine, wbu

[zenith heath]

I'm kinda tired but I'm messing with this lol

[empty swallow]

what's that

[zenith heath]

Discord on my PC lol

[empty swallow]

ah

[zenith heath]

Dang Ive got to take a nap...later!!

[heady solstice]

@empty swallow 5th result on google

[lost plinth]

lmao

[empty swallow]

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

alisaie is best but

[empty swallow]

they're both 16 right

[heady solstice]

yeah

[lost plinth]

ravioli raviolo, as they say

ye

alisaie's just a bit taller than alphi iirc

[empty swallow]

She's luv

[lost plinth]

i certainly remember alphinaud being comically just a bit shorter than hat child

like, it struck me as just enough of a height difference that hat child would definitely be joining in on teasing Alphinaud over whichever topic he gets humiliated over today

[hardy forge]

i mean,anyone that could thirst for the twins would be in trouble with the fbi

soooo

[spring heath]

I've seen someone who ships their 22 yo with Alphi

[heady solstice]

this is why you need nord vpm use nord vpn code: fuck you to get 69% off

[lost plinth]

i think Alisaie would definitely be hat child's favourite, despite being polar opposite in outward bombastic

[hardy forge]

this conversation is sponsored by: ||RAID:SHADOWLEGENDS||

[spice thistle]

NO

[lost plinth]

I KNEW IT

[heady solstice]

raid:shadowbringers

[empty swallow]

raid:shadowlands

lots of shadows recently huh

[heady solstice]

World Of Warcraft: Shadow Legends

Final Fantasy XIV Online: Shadow Legends

[hardy forge]

the only thing we have left now,is to have the Kingdom hearts dude,put character saying "darkness" for 12 hrs

i swear there's a compilation of "everytime darkness is said in all the KH games" and it's like 3 hrs

[empty swallow]

All right, only got this left 4head

I wanted to check how much I've got left and jeezoz

[heady solstice]

then you need to do prepatch

[empty swallow]

it's not p r e p a t c h

Again

is 8.3 prepatch for 9.0

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

remember to do your crystal tower before ShB,or everyone not me but mostly wolf

will be angery with you

[empty swallow]

I already finished it

[hardy forge]

gud

[empty swallow]

ShB is still a ways away according to this website

5 patches work of content to go thru

[spice thistle]

3 more

next patch is wrap it up

[empty swallow]

Alright back to questing, I want to see if I can get it done before I sleep

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

who the fuck made the sound for the ixion while it flies

sounds like an electricity fence

or something

[spring heath]

I won't be mad if people don't do CT

Just provides a lot of context and you're gonna have to do it anyway

[empty swallow]

init brvuv

[heady solstice]

brvuv

[empty swallow]

ok dude

fuckin marcelo man, always gets me

[heady solstice]

i am a grammer god

[empty swallow]

||Estinien is a bro||

[lost plinth]

discuss

[spring heath]

eye twitch

I am going to assume that they do not Know

[lost plinth]

i mean discuss the fem keepers I saw the other day

whose name was like

Tia Tayuun

they got

two surnames correct

but not quite the right idea chief

[spring heath]

Lol

Tayuun is cousin to my miqos!

[lost plinth]

also holy fuck Fray are you deadass

or at least ass

idk about dead

[spring heath]

lol

[hardy forge]

i would say something here,but i am not going to O.O

prae queue

[lost plinth]

fray kinda has some sass to go with that edge

[spring heath]

My brain pronounced that 'pray quay'

[heady solstice]

pray return to the quay

[lost plinth]

i quite liked the uh

FATE in amh araeng

pray destroy the waking sands

[spring heath]

lol

[lost plinth]

i've figured The glam for hat child

level 70 tho

so we workin

[lost plinth]

i have. returned to my home

i am. checking the surroundings for inter

not spotted

[deft vapor]

yet

[empty swallow]

He's a chaos player now, no time to invade a US house

[hardy forge]

he was a chaos player before xd

hes on the free trial

[empty swallow]

Alright update on the MSQ grind, I got to the level 69 quests today, I'm tired asf tho

Finished all the 67-68 quests today

||Castrum Abania invasion imminent , estinien better make more appearances||

[spring heath]

HEY FRIENDS AND POTENTIAL XIV CREW, PS4 CURRENTLY HAS A FREE THING GOING ON FOR FFXIV

I don't know if it's exclusive or nah

But

check it out

[empty swallow]

terrible advertising tbh, let me handle the marketing department

Hello fellow monkeys, a good game called ff14 has a free month offer up on PS4 rn, go do your thing

5Head advertising

[hardy forge]

ff14 on PS4 has just 1month of basegame free,this is the same promotion as last year with twitch prime

meaning just lvl 50max

[spice thistle]

...

That girl

is actually a boy

[spring heath]

I mean base game is still nice
Since I'm fairly sure ShB comes with the others

[lost plinth]

okay

in my humble fucking opinion

greaves means leg slot

not

shoes

give me back my phantasmagoria

[spring heath]

oh yeah some things cover both

[lost plinth]

yes but

the word greaves

suggests leg slot, does it not

[spring heath]

Greaves makes me think boots

[lost plinth]

so the fact I went and bought 'greaves' and it was shoes cause it's 1am and I didn't read

and thus bought a 20ilvl downgrade instead of a 50ilvl upgrade as i intended

[spring heath]

Oof

[lost plinth]

i thought it'd be fun to heal maps this week

however

3 people turned up instead of 8

so i may have to work

[spice thistle]

thats just a general loss

ngl

[lost plinth]

i can do 10 levels a day and not go too insane i think

[spring burrow]

Oh going for Drk now

[lost plinth]

i was going on the basis of

watching the shb actions trailer

and deeming what looked sick that i don't have or understand

[spring burrow]

Level 80 DRK is cool

[lost plinth]

came down to ninja shadow-clones bullshit or dark knight

and i didn't feel up to ninja immediately after mnk

[spring burrow]

The class story is also amazing

[lost plinth]

that's basically why i'm doing it

EVERYONE says the story is objectively the best

so i'm doing that

[spring burrow]

The person that wrote the shb story wrote the drk story

[lost plinth]

ah

that'd be why they got a drk in the trailer lulw

[spring burrow]

Lol

[lost plinth]

the tanking is boring as sin so far but

i gotta admit the red after-effects on every weaponskill is sick

though i still think fray's found the wrong demographic

hat child doesn't have an inner darkness, hat child's inner self is sat at home eating cake sobbing from exposure to extreme edge

[spring burrow]

Lol

And yeah dark knight is boring as fuck at low levels

[lost plinth]

2

3 F

1

[spring burrow]

Yep thats about it

[lost plinth]

i did what i for some reason am tending to do now

and reading the entire actions list by eye and keybinding everything at the start

[spring heath]

I do that

[lost plinth]

did mean i went down the same route as sam and thus mnk by deciding the not-Hissatsu senei and not-Hissatsu guren should go on N and something else

then after figuring how much one spams flood/edge i decided that was silly

mnk did push me to absolute limit of practical keybinds

i still have forbidden chakra on 7 and enlightenment on N

hitting gathering log and map while trying to hit enlightenment is not fun

Though after another 45mins discussing mnk with our static mnk, I'm actually pretty sure my mnk is fairly sick

and the good thing about mnk I feel is you're either right or wrong about it being good

gee a good dose of 🅱️almung in 🅱️ival wings

[heady solstice]

ofc his name is winter foxx

he goes to the uldah adventurer's guild and he gets in his darkest glamour

[spring burrow]

Bruh

[heady solstice]

and then he sits in the corner waiting for someone to rp with him

[spring burrow]

PvP is its own little circle in this game and its the most toxic one

[lost plinth]

literally everything i hear or see that gets shat out of balmung is dire as hell

[heady solstice]

balmung is literally moonguard but toxic

[lost plinth]

first it was wiggle purr

[spring burrow]

balmung ain't even toxic

[lost plinth]

y'all remember that monstrosity

[spring burrow]

its the pvpers

[lost plinth]

then in a dohn mheg someone described a duo from balmung who did dohn mheg with them once

who had this mindset

that if you got threat on anything, ever, under any condition, you deserved it were failing as a dps and the tank started single targeting

[spring burrow]

wtf

[lost plinth]

glad i missed that shit

[heady solstice]

man

[spring burrow]

thats when you / votekick

[heady solstice]

speaking of threat

[lost plinth]

ain't votekicking a duo

[heady solstice]

like a week ago i was tanking sohr khan or whatever the heavensward sky one was called

i couldnt hold aggro for shit

[lost plinth]

sohm al

[heady solstice]

yeah

[lost plinth]

tank stance?

[heady solstice]

yup

[spring burrow]

were you only aoe

[heady solstice]

it was undersized too

nah

i even tried taunting

[lost plinth]

blus?

[heady solstice]

shit fell right off

[spring burrow]

thats why

[heady solstice]

i mean

[spring burrow]

You basically only use aoe for packs

[heady solstice]

i was mainly aoeing

[spring heath]

People like that need a serious like... spa and/or therapy day

to figure out why the fuck they're so uptight in a GAME

[heady solstice]

but doing single target for the bosses

[lost plinth]

oh don't get me started on drk aoe

[heady solstice]

worst part

i was war

[lost plinth]

tilde. tilde. tilde. tilde. tilde shift-F

[spring burrow]

O O F

[heady solstice]

i tried every tanking trick in the book

kept losing aggro

[lost plinth]

and I get that shit for 40 levels it seems

because drk seems to only get the second half of an aoe combo at 72 lmfao

I also forgot to tell an important point about the wiggle purr dungeon

so it was qitana ofc

this mans OPENS with the uwu speak

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

the first dumbass ronkan add dies

tank fucking DIPS

goodbye my mans

[heady solstice]

i would too

[lost plinth]

good choice

[heady solstice]

pepelaugh

[lost plinth]

marc is that before or after you commit the cardinal sin of walking 4ft in front of the tank while everyone's killing a stationary pack

[spring burrow]

Emu gunbreaker also doesnt get its aoe spender until like 76

[heady solstice]

true

god forbid i make the mistake of not seeing like 2 mobs

[lost plinth]

i wanna know what crack that whm was on to be babysitting their husbando so hard but also fucking eat rocks throughout the entire dungeon

god bless

[heady solstice]

before i do that let me stand on these cool red circle things

[lost plinth]

lul

I mean they nearly offed themself on the first boss

i noticed them just turn and run back to safezone with like a second to spare while they had a vuln stack

was why i just said 'nearly lmao' in chat

[heady solstice]

thats why i just follow everyone else

if i die its their fault

[lost plinth]

lol don't follow my mnk i have positionals

[heady solstice]

i only follow for like

uh

the statue mech

[lost plinth]

the first?

[heady solstice]

idfk how that fist part works

[lost plinth]

Oh that shit's easy you just

Look at the statues on far side

Remove the unsafe side from your consideration

Then look at the boss and see where the safezone is

[heady solstice]

i see

[lost plinth]

admittedly all the 70-80 leveling i've been doing, i've seen a lotta red mages

[heady solstice]

***V E R ***

[lost plinth]

and while I thought there was some hidden rdm knowledge I was missing and surely I can't be doing this right

[spring burrow]

Red Mage did get some decent buffs

[lost plinth]

damn, I am better than every rdm i've seen since I leveled

how hard is it to just

[heady solstice]

id level rdm if literally everyone in my fc didnt also have

rdm

[lost plinth]

3 targets? Ver II - impact repeat

[spring heath]

there are no other casters, only red mage

[lost plinth]

I see mfers doing single target rotation on packs of 7

[spring burrow]

My friend mains RDM but I'm still leveling it

[lost plinth]

I couldn't main rdm, looks fly feels fly, rotation's dumb as rocks

[spring burrow]

Also I somehow have all 3 healers above level 70 despite not being a healer main

[lost plinth]

Lmfao same

[spring burrow]

80 SCH, 76 AST, 72 WHM

[lost plinth]

I held off astro cause 'me havin healers maxed feels off'

80 sch 74 whm 67 ast

then 75 pld 71 war 46 drk, no gnb

[heady solstice]

im never going to level a healer

i dont have the patience for it in dunjins

[lost plinth]

70 sam, 78 mnk, 72 drg no nin

[spring burrow]

OK but if you level arcanist at all

you indirectly level a healer

[lost plinth]

80 brd 80 dnc 50 mch

[spring burrow]

because SMN/SCH

[heady solstice]

nah

im leveling BLM

only caster ill prob get

[lost plinth]

80 smn 80 rdm 78 blm

uhh

i'm missing a caster aren't i

[spring burrow]

thats it

[lost plinth]

ah

[heady solstice]

BLU

[lost plinth]

probs thinking of blu. fck blu

[spring burrow]

not counting that garbage waste of space

though I may actually level it cause I want that Cute Justice pet

[lost plinth]

I need to revisit samurai with a new mind tbh

I've leveled mnk since

Same for drg but my drg is still okay

I topped dps enmity in royal menagerie roulette and holminster switch

but... holminster switch was against a blm who I didn't actually ever see use enochian or an enochian spell

[heady solstice]

hmmst

im considering switching my main tank to GNB

[lost plinth]

put another way, if the last boss lives long enough to get 3 charges of limit

i feel it'd be funny to see hat child and my hunter in WoW together, mainly cause one's literally twice the height of the other

if you consider draenei are give-or-take 7ft and Hat Child is 4'7"

[spring burrow]

now that would be a great interaction

I just see Avarra going emuthonk at hat child everytime she jsut appears

[lost plinth]

continuity error ofc cause Hat Child is also named Av'ahra

[spring burrow]

Not the same spelling technically

[lost plinth]

I mean hat child has a strong thonk stance

[spring burrow]

also space goat and cat person

[heady solstice]

just get a worgen fursuit

ez

[lost plinth]

considering I think the tallest elezen can be is 6 4, could be wrong

Yeah the tallest elezen would be a couple inch shorter than a draenei

actual interaction

[heady solstice]

bruh

magnus' voice acting is so weird

like whens he regularly talking its fine

then he yells and its really bad

[lost plinth]

i'm gonna lvl drk to at least 70 for the glam

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

i have a helmet in mind

even though it will obscure hat child

[heady solstice]

thancred is so sade

[lost plinth]

hat child 10/10 would absolutely pat

oh jhock

||marc's about to hit the bit where thancred doesn't actually die i think|| don't click this marc

so let me know how that shit goes in the morning

[heady solstice]

k

i gotta hit 77

roulette time

[lost plinth]

back to qitana ravel with you

[heady solstice]

back to praetorium with you*

[lost plinth]

i mean yeah

[spring burrow]

oh lord marc you gonna suffer

[heady solstice]

[neon hinge]

tfw u end up playing aram with your duo instead of leveling in ff14

shameful