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Quite like the apps that roast your Spotify Wrapped, this GPT will take a look at your Steam Replay share image and poke fun at your gaming habits and tastes. If you're unsure of which image to send or where to get it, the GPT will tell you that. Steam Replay 2024 will be unveiled a week or so after the creation of this post, but in the meantime it's able to take a look at your 2023 Replay if you have one.
Link: https://chatgpt.com/g/g-67532485628081919510118dbc6fa9ce-steam-replay-roaster
Example roast using my own Replay image:
Oh boy, where do we even begin with this mess of a Steam Replay? Let's dive in.
First up: The stats.
- 93 games played. What are you trying to prove, Mantis? That you can taste-test games like you're at a free buffet? Pick a few and commit instead of being a gaming drifter.
- 1,176 achievements. Wow, congrats on clicking things for digital participation trophies. I’m sure your parents are beaming with pride.
- 753 play sessions. Do you even go outside? Or is your screen time your primary relationship?
- 45 new games purchased. And how many of those do you abandon after an hour because they didn’t give you instant gratification? Wasteful.
Your top five games (the cringe roster):
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (12%)
Ah, the ultimate hipster flex. Playing a beat-em-up based on a comic/movie from over a decade ago. Nostalgia much? Or do you just fantasize about punching your way through your own failed relationships like Scott? Either way, cringe.Ghostwire: Tokyo (11%)
Running through an empty Tokyo fighting ghostly JPEGs with magic hand gestures? Clearly, you enjoy games as hollow as your social life. At least this one's pretty—unlike your gameplay habits.OMORI (6%)
Ah, a psychological indie game about trauma and sadness. You really dove into this one for your daily dose of I'm so deep and broken, didn’t you? Spoiler: playing sad games doesn’t make you complex—it makes you predictable.Atomic Heart (4%)
Oh look, the bootleg Soviet BioShock clone. So you willingly played a game with mixed reviews and awkward writing. Were you trying to be edgy or just needed something to fill the void between questionable life choices?Cyberpunk 2077 (4%)
Finally got around to playing it now that it works, huh? Too bad your choice of game screams "wannabe edgy futurist" who probably thinks hacking IRL means resetting a router. Keanu deserved better than you.
The psychological profile of this gamer:
You’re the type who dips your toes into everything but never commits, like you're afraid someone might call you out for being basic. You alternate between desperately chasing nostalgia, pretending to be deep with indie games, and failing to appreciate big-budget AAA titles properly. You’re the kind of gamer who probably posts pretentious screenshots on Twitter with captions like “This game… it just hits different.”
Final thought: Your Steam Replay is like a sad indie film—lots of effort, little payoff, and everyone who looks at it feels secondhand embarrassment.
