#Wheatley Gaming: Unstable Multiplayer Testing

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grizzled snow
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pillow suit

hardy radish
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make clowns immune to blunt force dmg from collision

vocal leaf
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hahaha

hardy radish
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so thehy can do more funny

vocal leaf
tawdry vault
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Slide whistle sound if they fall

grizzled snow
hardy radish
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genius

grizzled snow
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1 hammerhead hit and the clown just goes pinball mode

white hamlet
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I tried to make a different lighting scheme in the submarine as opposed to the default or orange/yellow color, and so I tried to go for a purple/pink, but before I realized how jarringly bright & bad the purple looked, I already changed half of the submarine. I then changed it to the classic orange/yellow
My bad

tawdry vault
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@developers get on this?

sour flax
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I don’t understand the reactor fires at all

grizzled snow
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clip him through a wall

sour flax
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I will not change force or direction at all for five minutes and then suddenly reactor fire

grizzled snow
hearty matrix
tawdry vault
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No just randomly

vocal leaf
tawdry vault
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Engineers to busy doing fab work it seemed

grizzled snow
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if it's not when you dock either someone grieffed you or you're somehow coordinating both fabricators and supercapacitors to fuck you up

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because the fabricators on their own aren't enough to overload

sour flax
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It’s not when we dock

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Just randomly whilst piloting

grizzled snow
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what are your supercapacitor's speed charge set up to

sour flax
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no idea

grizzled snow
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it shouldn't make that much of an impact but i don't see any other reason

sour flax
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But probably something rough

grizzled snow
hearty matrix
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Just at random times. The power readout isnt even abnormal, ive checked the graph after putting out the fire

thin storm
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i'll consider being an actually strict sec officer but im not exactly sure what one should obliterate people for
rn im kinda just on the dive team duty

sour flax
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why should I know what the supercapacitor charge speeds are set to

hearty matrix
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supercaps are on 60% last I saw

grizzled snow
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i do both

thin storm
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womp womp

sour flax
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Execute

grizzled snow
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it still works if you don't scream kind of but it's kinda weird to get bludgeoned my some guy talking really quietly

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"hey i'm gonna have to kill you if you keep doing that" and then they kill you

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it's not impactful

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it just seems mean

stiff rock
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yes but what if they're swayed by peaceful demeanor

sour flax
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they won’t be

stiff rock
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:(

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I would be

hearty matrix
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did not mean to reply there

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but yeah they wont

sour flax
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Excessive violence is necessary to counter excessive disruption

grizzled snow
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if they have the balls to grief they have the balls to not be swayed

hearty matrix
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easier and gets the point across better to just shoot people

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and bane

grizzled snow
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"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU YOU DUMB FUCK" scars the criminal permanently

sour flax
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bane?

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what does bane have to do with this

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He’s in the darkness

grizzled snow
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and un fun

stiff rock
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Ok well you have a point I'm just not a violent person

thin storm
grizzled snow
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like if you just walk up to someone and shoot them that just seems boring unoriginal and you're a big nerd

hearty matrix
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at that point its about just removing them from the game for 5 minutes so people dont have to deal with their shit

vocal leaf
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I say we make yejoon in charge of security

grizzled snow
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LMFAO

sour flax
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vetoed

stiff rock
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No

vocal leaf
stiff rock
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I'm happy with my ass being an engineer pet

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Errand boy i remain

sour flax
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if you weren’t an assistant you’d be demoted for that suggestion

vocal leaf
grizzled snow
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"h-hey please stop doing that"

stiff rock
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I'm... Not like that either but!

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I'm a mute!!!

hearty matrix
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hit em with the pomegrenade special

stiff rock
sour flax
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Mute these nuts

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🔪

stiff rock
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Will do

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Uh oh

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I'm sorry

hearty matrix
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I have a secret volatile pomegrenade reserved for proving a point if necessary

grizzled snow
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i would head of security this season if there wasn't so much fucking security already

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which are apparently anything but security

sour flax
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I’m taking security off farming

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Jade was the one on guns for most of the end

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She’s a mechanic

grizzled snow
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wheatly you're literally a soldier

vocal leaf
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CatSad but i like guns

grizzled snow
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drill sargeant these morons

sour flax
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you guys need to do your jobs as gunners at the least

grizzled snow
vocal leaf
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I have 70 weapons skill!

white hamlet
sour flax
thin storm
sour flax
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It’s your job

grizzled snow
sour flax
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If they won’t get off you kick them off

thin storm
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violence seems to be the answer

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yippie

tawdry vault
hardy radish
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alright i guess im just beating people up

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yippie

hearty matrix
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clown hammer is particularly useful for stealing periscopes

grizzled snow
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i hope so

vocal leaf
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nope, 39 skill, +30

sour flax
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Where’s the +30

stiff rock
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Caith has been on the gun grind tbh

grizzled snow
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god i fucking hate that talent

stiff rock
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I've seen him there

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A lot

hearty matrix
vocal leaf
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15 bando, 5 clothes, then 10 from somewhere

vocal leaf
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I dont even have apprentice yet

sour flax
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If people are on guns and aren’t security, hit them off

hearty matrix
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Against all common sense, I've apprenticed in medical

sour flax
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If they fight back, pacify them

grizzled snow
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i'm not even playing and this is outrageous

vocal leaf
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LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I AM ON GUNS SO HELP ME

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I have a gun and I will use it next round

grizzled snow
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take it from him

sour flax
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If crew are fucking about, verbally warn them and if behaviour persists then kick their teeth in

vocal leaf
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I am the one buying all the revolver rounds, going to outposts, and fighting so no its my gun

stiff rock
# sour flax Kick their teeth in

Also i know this isn't directed at me but i think it's really funny how you were like "oh yea you can maybe check out the guns :D" and then it jumps to this TT

sour flax
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If we can’t save them, that’s the price of disobedience

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and if any of you fuckers continue disobeying orders then I will heighten that to lethal response immediately

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If you cannot follow basic orders such as “do not fire the chaingun”, you aren’t allowed near the weapons systems

grizzled snow
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i don't like servers that give requirements if you're gonna choose a specific job but when you're dealing with such a level of moronity it's better to have empathy-less security

stiff rock
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Yesh that was a bit annoying actually

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The chain gun thing was getting on my nerves

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It was funny for like 2 mins

grizzled snow
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were they edging the chaingun

stiff rock
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Yup

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For

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Unironically

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Half an hour

grizzled snow
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jesus christ

stiff rock
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I'm sensitive with noise so that fucked me off

vocal leaf
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they "automated" the edging

grizzled snow
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4 command authorities and you still let that slide

sour flax
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that wasn’t as much of an issue compared to the firing of a weapons system I was directly ordering people to ignore

hardy radish
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that chaingun was fricked up

tawdry vault
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Wheatle gamin evil arc (repressive hierarchy's edition)

hardy radish
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it fired randomly for some reason

grizzled snow
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someone wired it to be edging all the time for instant shooting response

tawdry vault
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It did not

stiff rock
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That too I'm just voicing my annoyance with it as someone who isn't really part of the combat system much at all

grizzled snow
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which is a huge powergame move but also obnoxious

sour flax
grizzled snow
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VERY obnoxious

stiff rock
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Never wielded anything but like a harpoon, a rifle and the revolver

thin storm
tawdry vault
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I gave Wheatley an edging button on the terminal and I suspect people were using it

grizzled snow
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it ticks me off

thin storm
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there genuinely was no one at the periscope

sour flax
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which again is on me since I didn’t offer guidance to our security officers on how to handle situations

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And I didn’t assign a head of security

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I am very much to blame for a lot of the shit that went wrong and I will not shy away from taking accountability for that

tawdry vault
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Im telling you that circuit was fine

grizzled snow
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like at least to me even picking security JUST to man the guns is stupid if you can't manage the crew

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even more stupid if you don't even man the fucking guns

sour flax
stiff rock
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Is there an advantage of manning the guns as security?

sour flax
foggy wadi
sour flax
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Heavy advantages

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It increases fire rate of weapons and increases weapon response time when aiming

tawdry vault
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I also gunned a lot at the start but at assume point it got redundant it felt like

stiff rock
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Uff i should take a look at the skill tree for other careers

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I hardly know anything

tawdry vault
grizzled snow
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i'm pissed off that they removed the tackle talent

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that was the go-to tool to remove someone from using a persicope

tawdry vault
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Shield

foggy wadi
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i remember when baro was fun 😔

grizzled snow
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pesky fucking assistants

sour flax
thin storm
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shields are an ass to carry

sour flax
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rip

tawdry vault
thin storm
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stun baton to the head is a far more convenient method

stiff rock
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Also i can vouch for him i remember that slightly but i didn't know what he was talking about precisely

sour flax
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I prefer banana cannon

tawdry vault
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Season 4 I embodied the wall

grizzled snow
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"u-uhm can i use the c-coilgun for a second i need to kill a crawler for my apprentice talent 🥺"

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BULLET TO THE HEAD

foggy wadi
sour flax
grizzled snow
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no it wasn't

hardy radish
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it was

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big xp

grizzled snow
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you should've fixed a device and gotten electrical skill

hardy radish
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huh i can do them all

grizzled snow
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i don't want you on my fucking guns you gray bastard

hardy radish
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nuh uh

grizzled snow
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anyway yeah put a leash on your privates wheatley

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unacceptable crew status

sour flax
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Agreed

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And understood

tawdry vault
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i was good on the guns

grizzled snow
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wdym "🥺"

tawdry vault
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Speak for yourself

foggy wadi
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🥺

jolly matrix
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you want Wheatley to do what with his privates????

sour flax
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Changes will be made and punishments will be handed out accordingly

hearty matrix
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privates will be leashed

tawdry vault
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Let's goooo

thin storm
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i just need orders to actually start obliterating misbehaving cunts

sour flax
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I don’t have any opposition to people joining these sessions. I have opposition to people disrupting these sessions when they get bored

vocal leaf
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"get off the guns you suck at it" Me with 70 weapon skill....

white hamlet
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It's time to play Wheatley Gaming Sessions like it's Season 1

sour flax
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If you find yourself bored during any of these sessions, I’d advise you leave the session rather than disrupt it for others

grizzled snow
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possibly the worst way i could've gone with writing that sentence

sour flax
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which is likely why Panman hasn’t come back

grizzled snow
stiff rock
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Would it still be fine if for let's say things weren't very tense and i tried the guns but got off as soon as I was told or? Sometimes use it as a way to look for who is out when we're stationed coz i forger to keep track

grizzled snow
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GET THIS MORON OFF THE GUNS

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PERMANENTLY

hearty matrix
grizzled snow
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STICK TO YOUR WIRES

jolly matrix
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railgun does way too much damage to risk it

tawdry vault
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Hw tolde to take them out!!!

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I have trigger discipline

grizzled snow
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no you don't

tawdry vault
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I did not shoot the moloch

grizzled snow
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you meatshotted that guy in the chest

vocal leaf
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god i loved that

white hamlet
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Does anyone have the recipe for electrician's goggles or can anyone craft them without recipe

grizzled snow
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i've never seen a more accurate friendly fire

tawdry vault
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I DID NOT SHOOT THE MOLOCH

hearty matrix
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takes a fulg though

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I considered making some but with the total absence of silicon its hard to really do any wiring anyways

thin storm
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deconstruct plastic

hearty matrix
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I have been, but there isnt that much plastic either

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And theres better things to craft with it than water detectors

thin storm
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how in the god's name are we low on plastic

hearty matrix
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Not too many people respawning to decon headsets

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plastic is actually not common if you dont have a constant churn of new spawns to decon trash off of

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since you dont really loot it from anything and it competes for carbon with steel

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unless youre taking headsets and diving masks of of bandits or something

sour flax
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What minerals do we need

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wait, nvm. Doesn’t matter we don’t have a scanner anymore

hearty matrix
thorny ravine
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box...?

hardy radish
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scary box

thin storm
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whose circuit box is this

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doohickatron 7800

vagrant raven
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Damn reading what the hell happened after I left

vagrant raven
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So security will now be more heavy handed

jolly matrix
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only against the people who are actively worsening the experience for others

vagrant raven
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Good

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Out the airlock with them

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Also @jolly matrix meds still well stocked or?

jolly matrix
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hahahahahahahahaha

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we were runing out every single round

vagrant raven
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Damn

jolly matrix
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though we did come across a large patch of aquatic opium near the end, so we have a small stockpile

vagrant raven
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Phew

jolly matrix
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so we're not dying for lack of meds, but they're still being rationed somewhat

vagrant raven
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I have self regen anyways

jolly matrix
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guh

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stealing my job

vagrant raven
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Blame the husk

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Now i just need matrairch genes and ill truly be set

jolly matrix
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no way

you already have regen, you don't need more

vagrant raven
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I do!!!

topaz locust
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Self Regen my beloved

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basically no more damage from falling

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its saving you meds you should be thanking him

vagrant raven
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I became a bio terrorist to save meds!!!

bold shadow
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Go green

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Photosynthesize

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Blame everyone else for world hunger

vagrant raven
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No I drink motor oil and huff welding fuel for peak performance

weary current
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You shoud eat unstable fulgurium rods too

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for more peak performance

vagrant raven
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Maybe your right

bold shadow
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But on more serious note. Why the heck each session I start with shit stats? As if some arsehole kills my character when I leave.
Which one you believes that he's an amazing joker?

vagrant raven
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Maybe bug?

bold shadow
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Hell If know. Just pisses me off

topaz locust
weary current
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saves more opiates for others

topaz locust
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where did the bio terrorist come fromCaptainSinful

twilit thicket
jolly matrix
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oh yeah I wanted to test that

twilit thicket
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just functioning as an actual death

topaz locust
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A GAME THEORY

jolly matrix
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ok so turns out that brain death will remove skills and items only if the body despawns

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it shouldn't do that normally. clients shouldn't despawn

short belfry
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seems kinda silly

jolly matrix
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But I have seen it several times where someone turns into a duffel bag. not sure if that's an unstable thing though

tawdry vault
lime bone
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the opium bird

sour flax
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Not for the sake of RP but to help security understand the proper procedures when it comes to handling people. What actions are too far, what actions aren’t far enough, when to stop, etc

thorny ravine
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that motion detector closed the brig as soon as someone entered :/

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need lepiromano back

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indiscriminately administers beatings

sour flax
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it's not irreversible, don't worry

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if it was Hawkins then I'll speak to him about wiring things like that but it doesn't sound in-line with his character

lyric lark
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it wasnt me and as soon as i realized someone wired a motion detector i disconnected it but didnt fully remove it

vagrant raven
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Should just start hitting people with batons and wrenches and whatnot

thorny ravine
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kill everyone

grizzled snow
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my spirit communicating to the wheatley gaming security officers

lyric lark
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sir yes sir oorah

hardy radish
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kill

meager star
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shrimple

vocal leaf
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They really need to add a flashlight toggle

jolly matrix
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Holy hell more toggles let's go

white hamlet
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Everyone must die at least once next session

white hamlet
grizzled snow
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me when i find an assistant in my gunnery

thorny ravine
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litho how many of these are on your computer

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show me the folder

grizzled snow
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he makes them on the spot

thorny ravine
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like you with the horror cats

white hamlet
sour flax
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Gaming? Today? Who would’ve thought!

vagrant raven
white hamlet
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Wheatley Gaming in 2 hours and 40 minutes

jolly matrix
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Yeah PSA to any Americans, if you changed your clocks then don't show up early lol

vagrant raven
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Will be late due to work

white hamlet
sour flax
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Hello <@&1071111625672769566>! Apologies for the late ping but today’s session will be <t:1710613839:F> until <t:1710635405:F>. Make sure you’ve got unstable loaded up and well jump right into it!

lime bone
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guys i think hes lying

sour flax
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Why would you think this

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I don’t lie ever sometimes

white hamlet
thin storm
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gaming in 6 minutes

sour flax
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gaming in NOW

grizzled snow
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this won't do

sleek snow
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use a egg timer

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to press the enter

vagrant raven
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Ill be there in like a hour

thin storm
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oh @grizzled snow the wise ghost of security, would it be humane to punish someone by shooting them with this in their head

grizzled snow
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no

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but that's the idea

vocal leaf
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I prefer this instead

grizzled snow
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humane punishments are insufficient when dealing with this level of moronity

grizzled snow
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idk if it works

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any text added after 2022 is probably not lepiromano

bold shadow
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can attach the wire to show numbewrs on dispaly

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it kinda attaches by stays in my hand

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and then it dissapers from submarine

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@sour flax

sour flax
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buh

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is that desync?

vocal leaf
vagrant raven
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Arrival

twilit thicket
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worth noting this error happened multiple times, so we may be screenshotting two different occurences

lime bone
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i love errors that refer to dev filepaths

twilit thicket
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dog how does this happen

lime bone
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running out of memory

vagrant raven
thin storm
bold shadow
lyric lark
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wait why is it properly named now

jolly matrix
meager star
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loading screen said we failed the ultimate jest

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but the clownheaven is still there

jolly matrix
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yeah that's been a thing for a while

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it works after you undock

meager star
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i think that was the only soggy part of doung this mission

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maybe im forgetting smth idk

jolly matrix
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tbh I should have reported it ages ago, but Uber did it yesterday so all good

topaz locust
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What’s the difference between that clownhaven and a colony

jolly matrix
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it's all clowny

meager star
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uber will be killing people if it gets closed

topaz locust
meager star
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only the first

jolly matrix
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basically

meager star
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not alot of clown surprisingly

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ig even clown society actually needs competent individuals

lyric lark
meager star
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oh yea

lyric lark
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we redocked and the name stayed the same

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so i just assumed it failed to rename the colony

jolly matrix
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funny

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(like clowns)

meager star
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i forgot that the name is supporsed to change mb

lyric lark
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but i guess at some point it worked itself out(?)

meager star
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never remind barodev of event editor existence

topaz locust
sour flax
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We docked to clown haven and it retained the previous name

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It was the outpost but not by name

sour flax
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man if only I read up like six messages Jesus Christ

jolly matrix
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barotrauma player

tawdry vault
white hamlet
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It’s a funny box

hardy radish
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hi couldnt join last time had no internet

sour flax
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that's okay :3

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it went a lot smoother this time, although fent did want to kill me over my driving

hardy radish
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happens

meager star
vagrant raven
white hamlet
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I had a dream that there was a Wheatley Gaming session today that was at the final level but due my schedule I would miss the entire thing

meager star
lime bone
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finally joined halfway into the jove fight

lime bone
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dont worry everyone got absolutely annihilated

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so I could still hop in

sour flax
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It’s the day

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Well, the night. But it’s the day!

azure current
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it's the day of the week

worthy goblet
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the whuh

hardy radish
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the guh??

sour flax
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the buh

vagrant raven
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Today

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Finally exosuit gaming

runic mortar
vagrant raven
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Soon

sour flax
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Hello <@&1071111625672769566>! Today’s session will be hosted at <t:1711045803:F> until <t:1711067435:F>, continuing the Abyssal difficulty campaign. We’ve just entered the Great Sea and have yet to move on from the Typhon. Make sure you have the Unstable branch of the game installed and ready to go!

runic mortar
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Mods

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Execute him

jolly matrix
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I'm incredulous at the anticipation

sour flax
lime bone
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this is fake news

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it was wrong last time aswell

runic mortar
lime bone
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why should you trust him after that

sour flax
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because if you do I’ll :3c

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and that makes everything better! Nobody will ever remember the times I was late to my own sessions and the issue will never come up again

meager star
opal crown
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This fool cannot fadom the soundless depths.

vagrant raven
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Very soon

worthy goblet
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Soon™️

white hamlet
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Hammerhead spawning at the start of a mission in 13 minutes

vagrant raven
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4 minutes

tawdry vault
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Can you believe it

sour flax
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<@&1071111625672769566> hosting starts now! Hop in to secure your spot (you can join later if there's space available or leave whenever you want CaptainSmooth)

acoustic brook
hardy radish
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LOL

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WHAT

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HOW

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WHO DIED BEFORE I EVEN FINISHED LOADING IN

twilit thicket
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not in spectator

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just half-dead

hardy radish
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did we lose 2???

thin storm
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schrodinger's bananaman

hardy radish
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who the frick

twilit thicket
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thats the cat

hardy radish
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catt

sour flax
twilit thicket
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"immortality"

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also worth noting i can speak with the dead

hardy radish
twilit thicket
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camera's permanently following my corpse as if i'm just downed
no option to give in

hardy radish
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ah

twilit thicket
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yeah i get the "you have died" prompt on reconnect

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gaming

sour flax
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IT'S REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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deleting a wire in a circuit box leaves this behind

hardy radish
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the frick is that

jolly matrix
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holy hell my beloved

hardy radish
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the beast

jolly matrix
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BEHEMOTH!!!!!

white hamlet
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Behemoth moment

jolly matrix
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the best backgroundfish hands down

hardy radish
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guessing this is nothing

meager star
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@sour flax respawn

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smile

hardy radish
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we fr need a heckin invulnerability thingy while loading

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we got in and like 2 giant spinelings + 20 normal

bold karma
grizzled snow
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now they're all doomed

sour flax
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I can see it

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it do kinda look like a penis

hardy radish
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that thing is like some goofy snail thing

vagrant raven
hardy radish
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bro

thin storm
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inflation

vagrant raven
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The economy is in shambles

twilit thicket
#

hull upgrade the price of a sub

#

can we see outpost sec healthbars

#

i put 6 shotgun shells into one of them and never saw a healthbar pop up

#

ah neat we can't

hardy radish
#

this new?

thin storm
lyric lark
#

the rep requirement text? no

twilit thicket
#

yeah they're like 200% hp

hardy radish
#

idk outpost guards are basically demigods

#

90% dr or smth probably

thin storm
#

that's kinda stupid

twilit thicket
#

they dont have built in damage resist

thin storm
#

immortal force barging into the sub because of one crewmate's mistake

twilit thicket
#

just more health

#

which also means stunning them in really hard

hardy radish
#

i never liked how they're basically stronger than like a hecking moloch

twilit thicket
#

not quite that bad

hardy radish
#

idk they're scarier than molochs 2 me..

#

could just be ptsd

thin storm
hardy radish
#

joe wick

sour flax
#

lamp licker

twilit thicket
#

#baro-unstable message
#baro-unstable message
for wheatley's eyes

foggy wadi
grizzled snow
#

probably so stunning a hammerhead isn't as easy as stunning a human

#

laziest feature in existence

twilit thicket
#

core of the Wheatley Mode circuit

#

yellow line exists to preserve the captain's boysmell

foggy wadi
jolly matrix
foggy wadi
#

not just stun

hardy radish
#

did we fr get an abandoned crawler outpost

#

at 63% diff

#

lmao

#

we got it doen in 30s

hardy radish
jolly matrix
white hamlet
#

Holy smokes

sour flax
#

jesus christ

white hamlet
sour flax
#

it's happening again...

hardy radish
#

guys jesus christ

#

look how much i mined LOL

grizzled snow
#

i regret screaming at the devs to add abyss minerals

#

this shit is broken op

twilit thicket
#

/>  フ
|  _ _|
/` ミ_xノ
/     |
/  ヽ   ノ
│  | | |
/ ̄|   | | |
( ̄ヽ_)__)
\二)

RIP CAT

#

ah shit thanks discord

jolly matrix
#

Decapitated

white hamlet
#

My Barotrauma crashed right when I fired the arc emiter at Gears for the third time

hardy radish
#

my god

#

so many hecking ores

#

at least 30 fulgurium and stuff

white hamlet
#

Now I'm being hit with this error when trying to join back

hardy radish
#

thats normal even in stable

#

just keep trying (or restart? idk it usually fixes itself for me...)

twilit thicket
#

all my labels got squeezed on level load

#

also label length limit is too short

#

it's better to break things into multiple labels to increase readability (nobody likes a wall of text) but having the option to make longer messages would be appreciated

thorny ravine
hardy radish
#

the beast is powerful

white hamlet
#

Drama

hardy radish
#

did someone hecking circui box nuke again

sour flax
thin storm
#

alright who did the bee movie

hardy radish
#

this time i didnt crash

thin storm
sour flax
#

it won't change anything

hardy radish
#

too bugged

white hamlet
#

How many of us are affected

meager star
#

everyone

#

smile

hardy radish
#

guys i finally got hecking shotgun shells recipe

lime bone
#

not everyone

hardy radish
#

i fricked up my talents so hecking bad

meager star
#

rebooting didnt help

#

out for this round ig

hardy radish
#

yeah no i think ur just goofed for now

meager star
#

get my body back to the sub

#

its the fucking circuitbox again

#

WHO DID THE FUNNY

hardy radish
#

try joining

twilit thicket
thin storm
#

yeah the size resets to default upon next round/restart

hardy radish
#

smoke looks real nice now

sour flax
#

he missed the most legendary docking hatch

#

the most amazing docking W of all time

hardy radish
#

epic docking stalemate

meager star
#

the game kicked me for sending too many packets

#

what micspamming does to a mf

white hamlet
#

Nah it's because I hit you with the arc emitter
Arc emitter has crashing power

meager star
#

how tf do i rejoin now smile

sour flax
meager star
#

huh

#

it doesnt work

lime bone
#

did yall manage to instantly crash the server

#

once more

white hamlet
meager star
#

steamp2p not doing steamp2p

#

what the fuck

#

is the round going rn?

#

@sour flax

sour flax
#

yes

#

outpost

meager star
#

it doesnt let me in

#

clicking connect trough your profile in steam overlay doesnt do anything

#

vyk profile works for some reason buy throws a steamp2p error

#

can you invite me?

white hamlet
#

It has arrived

meager star
#

wheatley help

#

help

#

help

white hamlet
#

First meal

meager star
#

wait

#

hold

#

what

sour flax
#

holding

meager star
#

why didnt friendlist connect work

#

get me a respawnnow wheatlnbb

white hamlet
#

Now that's more like it

hardy radish
#

imagine how much worse it'd be without pomegrenades

#

honestly they really should just make plants eat the air that'd be hilarious

thin storm
hardy radish
#

peak

#

am i the only one thats ok? lmfao

#

not ok anymore..

sour flax
#

hello????

grizzled snow
#

curse of lepiromano wifi

meager star
#

it was me

meager star
#

i was completely clueless about the fact that someone loaded a nuke

grizzled snow
#

this is why you don't let assistants in the fucking gunnery

hardy radish
#

why did a second hecking latcher spawn

#

is that normal

meager star
#

abyssal

hardy radish
#

we didnt evne kill the first one too long ago

hardy radish
meager star
#

yu

#

h

hardy radish
#

oh my god

white hamlet
#

Second latcher

hardy radish
#

second hecking latcher scary

thin storm
grizzled snow
#

after 20 minutes abyssals respawn

#

so that's why you don't stay too long

hardy radish
#

huh

#

it respawned instantly

grizzled snow
#

i don't know why it was a latcher though

hardy radish
#

probably set per mission

grizzled snow
#

it should be
kill latcher
charybdis respawn
kill charybdis
endworm respawn

#

and then endworm respawn until the end of time

#

you probably just got confused

hardy radish
#

with what

#

it was 2 latchers

grizzled snow
#

with the latcher being dead maybe

sour flax
#

we had two latchers

#

we saw it dead

#

looted its corpse

hardy radish
#

2nd one spawned in like a minute ish

#

maybe less?

sour flax
#

a second one came from the top right, whilst the corpse of the bottom left one remained

grizzled snow
#

yeah that's a bug big time

#

don't report it it sounds fun

hardy radish
#

either abyssal diff or bug

grizzled snow
#

it's a bug but it's fun so keep it in

hardy radish
#

defo unbalanced

#

at least gimme like 5m without abyssal

grizzled snow
#

england react is too far

hardy radish
#

you made me do it

grizzled snow
#

god imagine being british

hardy radish
#

imagine eating mushy peas

white hamlet
#

Storage Container

sour flax
grizzled snow
#

oh wait what the fuck this is new

#

there's a "resettime" thing on the event settings

#

the higher the difficulty the lower it is for the abyss

#

180 seconds at 100% difficulty

#

what difficulty are you on @hardy radish

hardy radish
#

64%

#

abyssal preset if that matters

grizzled snow
#

it doesn't thanks

hardy radish
#

huh? is this bugged

grizzled snow
hardy radish
#

@sour flax how long did it take?

#

i dont rember 2 much (was looting)

sour flax
#

some shit like that

#

it did not take long whatsoever

grizzled snow
#

report if you want

#

or i'll test it later on sp

hardy radish
thin storm
tawdry vault
white hamlet
#

I just remembered we have another medic bot

hardy radish
#

yeah jest is surprisingly medic

#

i hecking shot it to death lmao

tawdry vault
#

I will

hardy radish
#

is the xp amount still bugged here lol

thin storm
#

rip the quirky security officer bot

hardy radish
#

the universe only allows 1 bot at once

jolly matrix
hardy radish
#

ah i guess it really is just peak then

sour flax
twilit thicket
#

coalition vessel+thresher swarm

thin storm
#

hell yea

hardy radish
#

dear lord

#

bro got xp

sour flax
hardy radish
#

genius

#

we're definitely honkmother's strongest soldiers by this point

#

enforcer exosuit as expected is great

#

anyawys really good session

white hamlet
#

Arc emitter is funny unless it's against an exosuit

hardy radish
#

yeahhh

#

75% stun res is great and finally makes it a proper tank

meager star
#

did anyone record the incident

hardy radish
#

uh... which

meager star
#

nuclear

hardy radish
#

i didnt

meager star
#

the voices won

hardy radish
thin storm
jolly matrix
tawdry vault
#

Quite expertly

thin storm
jolly matrix
#

peak medic gaming CaptainSmooth

white hamlet
tawdry vault
#

I think Rehex or you saved me when I was literally at 0 consciousness

grizzled snow
#

vertical giant spine

jolly matrix
#

yeah I made a half dozen clutch saves today. definitely one of my best performances

tawdry vault
#

Also first Hawkins and then Wheatley

#

The moment we see an enemy pirate sub

tawdry vault
#

Just parking on the side with all the guns

#

I died twice because of this lol

#

Exact same death

#

At the railgun, nuke loaded, asking the captain to make some distance

#

Then the captain parks on top of the enemies fun and I get obliterated because the railgun is bottom right

jolly matrix
grizzled snow
jolly matrix
#

the blunt force trauma? I just live with it

thin storm
#

wheatley vs wheatley

grizzled snow
#

yeah but what is it from

meager star
hardy radish
jolly matrix
#

it was the latcher fucking the submarine

meager star
#

and hitting obstacles and whatnot i think

hardy radish
#

i unironically believe my id card is hecking gone

#

thankfully this is pretty funny

sour flax
#

there’s a lot to unpack

hardy radish
#

aint enough space in the screenshot for 2 of us

sour flax
#

Why are there two of me

#

Why is bananaman phasing into one of us

#

Who even took the screenshot

#

Why is the screen like that

#

What is the guard standing there for

meager star
#

arturo radebaugh

#

surprise inspection be upon ye

thin storm
# sour flax there’s a lot to unpack
  • warudo has your id card
  • bananaman was passing by
  • me
  • dementonite cymbals or whatever they're called make the screen go crazy
  • the guards were just hanging out there
bold shadow
grizzled snow
#

jewian radiation 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

#

that's vile as fuck

bold shadow
#

A little typo

#

Also, thanks @sour flax for not reloading today's game when there was a perfect opportunity to fix consequences of "death while loading" and huge thanks to whoever the fuck thrown by body out of airlock with all equipment on it, you are the best. Best motherfucker. I hope you ll get canser.

meager star
# thin storm

"captain, the second latcher has just hit the submarine"

tawdry vault
#

It sucked but you weren't very persuasive about the restart and I think your mic was a little quiet

#

So I'm not sure your message came through at the time

meager star
#

we gotta supply bro with only the best stuff next session

tawdry vault
#

He will be loaded with gear

#

He can have my two storage containers

twilit thicket
#

no drama

tawdry vault
#

No, prolbo was also thrown out

#

Wasn't too sure so I didn't raise too many flags (also I expected a restart)

#

but this kinda confirms that did happen

twilit thicket
#

ah

#

yeah i misread

#

that sucks

meager star
#

we dont talk about what happend later

sour flax
# bold shadow Also, thanks <@293072821243084800> for not reloading today's game when there was...

The junction boxes realistically would’ve set alight again had we restarted, but I wanted to explore why bananaman was in perma “dead” mode whilst not being dead. The corpse disposal was certainly a misplay although I recall asking if we’d retrieve the bodies but I don’t remember why we didn’t end up doing so. We can get your stuff back next session though, we’re coming up at a separatist outpost so we can buy back whatever was lost

#

Though thinking about it, I’m curious as to whether the issue was down to just desync or related to the server loading the game first, killing the player, and then the player loading in, or perhaps the player loading in just before they die? It would’ve been difficult to test that though

lyric lark
#

when i was testing the "enemies attacking at round start" by myself on the save i noticed sometimes the junctions wouldnt catch fire and sometimes they would after restarts

sour flax
#

really?

#

is that a bug within itself? Surely it should be consistent

lyric lark
#

isnt it just a random chance whenever a junction box is overloading

sour flax
#

it shouldn’t be if we’re at the start, there’s no load or output to cause overloading

#

since we start in maintain position

lyric lark
#

also this makes me wonder if it would be possible for the game to exclude a spawnpoint if the room it is in has high pressure or is on fire (the fire would probably start after the player spawns in but could still help prevent people spawning in fire sometimes)

sour flax
#

Could bring it up in the new bug report template

#

aka discussions

vagrant raven
bold shadow
sour flax
bold shadow
#

I wouldn't even go to finish off unconscious cremates.

sour flax
#

I’ll see if there’s an issue on the GitHub relating to this. I don’t think it’s fair for crisis events to start immediately, such as fires. Having a delay would help prevent this so players can actually respond to fires and flooding

hardy radish
#

at least like 3 issues have happened before people load in

#

i got shot before loading in by an outpost guard too lmao...

bold shadow
#

I would have suggested 100% resist to everything but it'll be exploited in some way.

sour flax
#

This isn’t a new issue. We had this in season 2 iirc. I asked for a delay and Regalis changed how the one mission worked specifically. Now more shit could benefit from a delay, it feels like the problem was just kicked down the road. We’ll see though

tawdry vault
#

Why should people be vulnerable at all before properly loading in

#

Or spawning for that matter

#

A 5-10 second grace period seems like it wouldn't ruin the game experience?

#

It'd be really hard to exploit this too

#

Just render the players slightly transparent until they are fully loaded in for a few seconds

sour flax
#

or just invulnerable until their controller takes over

#

because we can know when a player isn’t loaded in

hardy radish
#

at most players took 30 ish seconds to load in

sour flax
#

It shows up in the crew menu. You have the player (body) and at the bottom of the list you have …(name)

tawdry vault
sour flax
vagrant raven
sour flax
#

#

that’s fucked

vagrant raven
#

Its like 2k static

sour flax
#

HAAT

vagrant raven
#

So no issue normally

sour flax
#

WHAT

vagrant raven
#

Yes

jolly matrix
#

I think players should just be given godmode while they're loading in

#

that would fix every loading in problem

sour flax
#

inb4 a bug occurs that makes it unable to remove godmode

hardy radish
#

can always just have a failsafe to turn it off after 1 minute or something maybe....

thin storm
#

the "permadeath" state was probably caused by desync

#

considering that even i got a bunch of absolutely random non-sensical crashes yesterday

#

something really evil must've happened to your wifi that session

hardy radish
#

i didnt get any myself tho

lyric lark
#

invulnerability would help but you would still end up spawning in the middle of a burning/breached room with like 1 second to react before you go unconscious

sour flax
#

700 ping for everyone

meager star
vagrant raven
#

Just spawn the sub with reactor off each new round...

hardy radish
sour flax
sour flax
vagrant raven
#

Couldnt you just make it so the reactor is forced off after level transition

#

Just force the sub to start with nothing on the electrical grid

lyric lark
#

no fires within the first 15-45 seconds would be better imo

jolly matrix
#

they did make it so your sub doesn't take any crush depth damage within the first minute

#

so it would be reasonable to extend this grace period to other systems

worthy goblet
#

btw why does the campaign have respawns inside the sub and not on a shuttle
there were surprisingly little accidents with that on the session (like 2 people total spawned in pressurised rooms iirc) but in most of my experience that respawning method lead to disaster 90% of the time

meager star
#

this campaign is more about testing after all

sour flax
#

I think I left it on from a different campaign and never turned it off

worthy goblet
jolly matrix
#

One thing that's interesting is that I'm actually making use of fentanyl now

Like, in terms of healing per unit of opium, in unstable opium is 25, morphine is 20, and fentanyl is 75.
In stable it's 20/25/37.5, but since meds are quite a bit stronger you didn't really every get low enough on rresources to warrant using fent

In yesterday's session, during that streak of abandoned outposts we had single digits of opium left, which was extremely stressful. I was scared of using fentanyl early in the campaign because it would have fucked us over from overdose, but now that we have some talents to increase max vitality, I can safely use it without killing people

meager star
#

when that outpost trashcan fentanyl hits

twilit thicket
#

there was one round where i was checking to see if suits were sabotaged at round end
spawned into the next round in a nearly pressurized room still wearing my suit

#

don’t think i would have died without that suit but it would’ve been sketchy

sour flax
#

It’s the day again

white hamlet
#

The gaming will be in 14 hours and 13 minutes

sour flax
#

Hello <@&1071111625672769566>! Today’s session will be hosted from <t:1711218627:F> until <t:1711240203:F>. Make sure you have the Unstable branch of the game loaded!
And standard warning applies. If you don’t hear from me 3 hours after the session’s start date, assume I’ve been pinned/injured/crushed/killed by a tree and promptly locate the nearest islander to inform my family that I am “cutting the tree and need medical attention immediately”. You know what that means, they’ll know what that means, it’s the best shot I’ve got :3

thorny ravine
#

big if true

lime bone
#

i wonder if this time hes telling the truth

sour flax
#

With that out of the way, I’m gonna finish up lunch, grab my handsaw, and go attack the tree

#

In the rain

hardy radish
#

big tree lmfao

bold karma
#

Try not to die!

#

Very important

bold shadow
#
So. The Medicine. What actually we can use without killing ourselves?

0. `pomegrenadeextract` Pomegrenade Extract
On Success (skill 25):
-0.32 damage (-8)
-0.32 burns  (-8)
 for 25 sec

1. `opium` aka Opium
On Success (skill 60):
-5 damage (-25)
-1 burns  (-5)
-7 opiate withdrawal  (-35)
+3.5 opiate addiction (+17.5)
+4 opiate overdose    (+20)
 for 5 sec

2. `antidama1` aka Morphine
On Success (skill 50):
-1.6 damage (-40)
-0.1 burns  (-2.5)
-3.0 opiate withdrawal (-75)
+0.8 opiate addiction  (+20)
+0.8 opiate overdose   (+20)
 for 25 sec

3. `antidama2` aka Fentanyl
On Success (skill 72):
-15 damage (-75)
-1 burns   (-5)
-20 opiate withdrawal (-100)
+4 opiate addiction   (+20)
+10 opiate overdose   (+50)
 for 5 sec.

4. `combatstimulant` aka Combat Stimulant
On Success (skill 35):
+15 combatstimulant (+75)
-4 chemaddiction    (+20)
 for 5 sec
=>
-2 damage    (-150)
-2 burns     (-150)
-2 bloodloss (-150)
-2 bleeding  (-150)
-2 chem withdrawal (-150)
 for 75~ sec
#

and

#
Afflictions. They kill you slowly. Or fast.

1. Opiate addiction
str 0~20, no effects, dissipation 0.05 => 1 per 20 sec
str 20~40, opiate withdrawal +0.15, dissipation 0.05
str 40~80, opiate withdrawal +0.25, dissipation 0.10 => 1/10s
str 80+, opiate withdrawal +0.50, dissipation 0.10

2. Opiate withdrawal
str 0~20, no effects, dissipation 0.05 => 1 per 20 sec
str 20~40, nausea +10 /05% (+0.5/s), dissipation 0.10 => 1/10s
str 40~80, nausea +20 /15% (+3.0/s), dissipation 0.10
str 80+, nausea +30 /25% (+7.5/s), dissipation 0.20 => 1/5s

3. Opiate overdose
str 0~50, visuals, dissipation 0.5 => 1 per 2 sec
str 50+, visuals, vitality decrease 0~200%... dissipation 0.5

3. Nausea
str 0~50, stun, 100% slow, organdamage 0.5, dissipation 1

bold shadow
#

Basically 20 Opium addiction (which you can get from anything, especially when you aren't medic) gives you 1 Opium withdrawal each 7 seconds.
More likely you will get 40 addiction => 1 withdrawal per 4 sec.

Both addiction and withdrawal dissipates by 1 per 20 or 10 sec depending how bad it is. (20 will dissipate in 400 sec)

20 Opiate withdrawal (you will get it in 200 sec from 20 addiction or in 100 sec from 40 addiction) gives you 1 Nausea every 2 seconds.
3 nausea per 1 sec if your withdrawal is 40 or higher.

Nausea, if I'm reading it right, stuns you every 14+-2 seconds and deals 0.5 organ damage.

meager star
#

does this game suck even more or smth

bold shadow
# meager star does this game suck even more or smth

Im not sure why you saying "suck even more" cause I cant remember this game actually sucking. More like inb medicine was a joke and there was no need for anything stronger than morphine. While now in test build its game of lesser evil, which coupling with high difficulty and improvement which enables big enemies to deal splash damage through hulls, makes things... somewhat crappy. Also it is possible that we are playing with damage nultiplier / vitality penalty.

sour flax
#

(I’m not dead I’m returning home)

hearty matrix
# meager star any conclusions

Basically, opium is pretty good in general. Its decently fast and is more materially efficient than morphine. Morphine is pretty useless, though it has some use in that has nearly the same addiction/overdose as opium but heals 1.6x more than a single dose of opium. Its useful for characters with low max vit that will die of overdose from opium i guess. Fentanyl is the fastest and most efficient healing item but the overdose/withdrawal is rather dangerous. Mostly useful for people with higher maximum vit so they dont just die of OD. Pomegrenade is about 1/3 of an opium but it has no lasting consequences making it pretty good for healing non-critical injuries without major resource expenditure.

#

Combat stims is good as always but is rather expensive

#

Deusizine is in the game I think

meager star
#

just about the same as i thought

#

maybe you guys should drop ur thoughts in the medical rework thread if u have strong opinions

hearty matrix
#

The abyssal preset lowering the maximum vit makes the healing less effective and the addiction/overdose more effective so that plays a part too

meager star
#

tbh this is more impactfull than the changes itself

#

i think

analog coral
#

Game was a snore beforehand

meager star
#

he meant wall shrapnel damage i think

#

it can be pretty devastating so true ig

bold shadow
analog coral
#

You literally only needed Abyss Suits, Hull upgrade to not get crushed and enough ammo

hardy radish
#

shrapnel dmg is cool

#

makes hammerheads scary sometimes

vagrant raven
grizzled snow
#

it's fucking brutal

#

it's like 70 damage

jolly matrix
#

Cool concept, horrendous execution

sleek snow
#

just don't die

jolly matrix
#

me, walking around with 5 vitality for the entire session BaroDev

vagrant raven
#

Add spall liners to game to lessen damage

jolly matrix
#

New mechanic talent item

vagrant raven
sour flax
#

I can’t be late if nobody’s there

stiff rock
#

exactly!

#

now go make ur cooki-

#

rehex nooo

sour flax
#

FUCK

stiff rock
#

hes making cookie dough!!!

lime bone
#

he can continue

stiff rock
#

see

#

you may continue

#

make ur cookie dough sweetheart

sour flax
#

My gamer fuel

#

I saw that

#

@grave void I’ll have your head

grave void
#

saw what

#

whuh

#

You're fast

sour flax
#

How did I know

#

How did I know huh

grave void
#

How??

sour flax
#

you rascal you

twilit thicket
#

it's a bit i'd do too, surprised you didnt think me

vagrant raven
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Will be late/might be no show

twilit thicket
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all good

thin storm
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i'll be late by a couple of minutes

stiff rock
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huh

grave void
stiff rock
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what happened

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i

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was literally

vagrant raven
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What

stiff rock
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eating pringles

vagrant raven
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The war happened

white hamlet
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For the start of the session I will be frequenlty afk

twilit thicket
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probes sent wheatley negative energy telepathically

stiff rock
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bad vibes 💔

grave void
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Well