After getting home from a long hiking trip, offer the like button a nice foot soak. BUT once their socks come off, instead of the nice pedicure tub full of bubbly hot water they're expecting, slide their feet into a small wash tub full of live banana slugs.
#foot soak
zinc hazel
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Bad timing on reading this one. Anything slugs makes me gag. I was enjoying a mouth full of pizza when I got to the end of this and started gagging. Finally managed to swallow my pizza and proceeded to laughing my arse off pointing at my phone calling you a wrongen. 😂