#🥚┇off-topic
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That is not gonna… 😴
it was only one pixel and i saw it
did you buy with ingame currency
ofc
the bp gives you in game currency
its cool too because theres two battlepasses
iseul-t and ospuze
Money 💰
me too but theres a few games that give a shit
egg gabg uhh ahh
egg ughm
sleep walker!
congrats! hopefully me next
Me who's from pakistan but applied to the test using a vpn

oh shit im a genius
i should apply with a vpn
you can play like that probably
silly
silly willy
dont know if that would work though

you would have to be connected to the same exact servers the whole time
I have my accounts set in turkey
As a pakistani
Silly billy with the big willy
we never get our own servers so I'm used to playing on EU a lot
Just move to any country in Europe or NA xD
Bro
ah ok
im moving halfway around the world to play a playtest
I know I’m German I am unfortunately very up to date on stuff like that
Perfect
All good
I wanna move to the EU
not NA
EU sounds peaceful
just wanna get my mom somewhere safer than this hellhole you know
Yes we definitely don’t have a war rn haha
That's russia and ukraine 😐
what war /s
But I understand you
and to be honest
What ukraine and russia are having
is still better than what goes on here
where do you live
Pakistan
oh yea rip
The world is really confusing
Hoseoobi my beloved
aight haha
@twin cobalt i am now in ur wifi
But still in
My ip is 69.420
my ip is 0.0.0.0
You missing some dots
they at the other end of germany
believable
sheesh can I get some?
Uhm I take the Google admin center
can I have grass
Say less
step outside
thats the joke my dad tells me every morning
Wait let me turn on the sun
i still dont get it
The wiring all messed up can't atm
Might blow a fuse
can I post my mouse pad??????????????
No problem but I think I will turn it off because electricity is expensive now
True
Do it
Omg Perfect!
Like 12cent more each kWh
what's a dad
12/19
Wait where's the mousepad?!?!!
Bro playing Elden Ring in Elden ring
4h59m of gameplay
Everyone I’m going to sleep now.
See you tomorrow
Gn have a good sleep! Have fun playing the game!
night night fortnite
game = W
no invite
please tell me that is deodorant
i love racist jokes
Food spray he lives in the future
/S
So nice and quiet here 😌
Logging off, time to relax watching Better Caul Saul haha, huge support to @hollow fjord @pastel jolt and the Embark staff - you're doing awesome despites the complete chaos ❤️
lmao
Omg poor man
So is gender
a concept of genitals
I'm gonna stop saying this shit I don't wanna get kicked
lmfao

Eggwatd
i found eggwatd
back to eggward
Eggward
Why did you send that it’s 5:37 am for me 💀
and ofc i get a match the moment i switch to NA servers
Egg
woooo
Rip
Look at this poopy guy I found this summer
my team member is Secret Asian Man
Awwwwww
how long are you waiting to cook
He's so cute!
jk jk adorable
Little fellow
what did you name him
oh lmao
i hope it survives still
Any cat is your cat if you take it home
But will the cat think you’re theirs
That’s the main qn
and your cat is our cat
Cats own everyone
communism™️
I love cats
at my last intership there was a cat that would walk around the office
It was the bosses cat
ok i have come to the conclusion that smgs are doo doo
im boutta equip the nade launcher
cat launcher
teach these children some lessons
readacted launcher and nade launcher
top notch gameplay
also i have yet to level buildings
holy shit sliding is fun af
not even for mobility just fun
bro
the rpg is op
funny af
Well i think almost 5 hours of play time is enough for today
did you play well?
well
did i have a great time.. yes
Lol get good +
did i personally do well.. perhaps
-> 
lmaoo
Egg😀
thats trueee
back in this chat because the normal chat is full of people begging to play and harassing reporters
egg

egg
Egg
goo gun
im going to level the entire map
Egg gun
sir eggsalot
eggmote

Eggo

i do not think so
eggshell

me when sword kill
me when my skeleton combusts
Cashier: sir thatll be 2.39
The c4 in my backpack:
bro how is the grenade launcher bad too
LMAO
breach charge is my only reliable weapon

Do take it easy on the memes, please.
🫡
They added the new emojis fairly recently but a lot of them are a lil janky
wack
wooo
They been had enough

they done darn been had enough
THATS RIGHT PARTNER, YEE HAW
Eggman go egg
The heavy update
The heavy update when the light update comes in
:o
Egger egwell eggwhite
I live at eggra aroyalegg lane alberegg neweggxico 8407
Yeah the gameplay is so good fuyes I cannot believe I am palyin
nade launcher needs destruction buff too
add tactical nuke
you are making a joke
hahahaha
lmao
hohohohoehehehehahaha
egg
heavy meta
best meta
because buildings = gone
also lmg so an actually decent gun
Egg
egg
Egg
I'd love to see a dev tournament
I'd love to see an egg tournament
Where's the egg in game i need to find that bastard
egg launcher when
game's been fun af
Fr
I'm gonna play more during EU times tomorrow !
hope to do some games with some of yas
Im def enjoying my time playing
once movement gets smoothed out the experience will be way better definitely exited
and gun damage 😩
the games great but anyone without an AK just gets plowed
lightweight players have absolutely no chance whatsoever
i survive pretty well as a light player tbh. so many escapes
I'm aggro against other light users and I play hella safe against the bigger ppl
i cant play safe against the biggers
i think i get the most op players
deadass last round there was a heavy sneaking up behind me with a sledgehammer
scared the shit out of me
but no
no more of this
you wanna play dirty ill play dirty
charge, sledgehammer, rpg, c4, and mine
no guns
only death
if you cant beat them join them am i right
I've mainly just been blowing up buildings more that actually trying to frag haha
When the atm is in a building and some team is cashing out, just spamming grenades and breaching charges
So fun
are you just a replica of me
i do the same exact thing
and when it works 1/10 times its so satisfying
i also like purposely letting someone kill me, but i place down a shit ton of mines before i die so that on the kill cam i just see them blowing up lmao
i now own half the item shop
nice
also does anyone else waterboard their instant ramen when cooking it in a pot?
thats how you cook ramen no? with water
i am confuse
Yes but drowning it?
How do I get in?
You have to sign on steam and wait to get invited by the team, invites will be send everyday on Sweden day time until October 3th
no good
@surreal olive congrats friend!!!
wow it gets slow round here at night
darnoux!
wasssup
the finals all day long haha
played with pov, then pojo
too much
ikr lol
oh shit ur right i havent had any
😳 idk about that ;P
thanks budddy
yea hydrate dummy
😌 after that clutch u just did i have to
it was incredibly fun playing with a few people on this discord. i realised that this game needs communication and playing alone isn't bad but playing with friends just makes it 100x more fun
🤤 it was a fun time
Good morning
If I get access you can count on me.
you can count on me to cry in a corner when my team dies and im alone
thats a lie
no morning is good
Sounds like a simple yet effective solution
My Royalty 🙇♂️
lies
Monday morning is special
yeah it is
i like to start my monday morning by shooting my foot with a nailgun 6 times
just to ready myself emotionally for the week ahead
and then you pull out one nail each day until monday
that is why you dont like mornings
wakes me better than coffee
also my job involves dealing with karens
so the pain tolerance helps
i'm too lazy to make coffee
rip
short term rental management company
oh lord
sometimes i fixed elevators and sometimes i yell at karens
the customers seem to think we are 24/7
same for us
but we are regular office hours unless emergency
sending mails at 10:30pm like wth
Pet NamaTama and everything will be alright
i work as the IT-Helpdesk

you are basically your entire company
i dont get paid enough
i mean, who really does...
Idk where this conversation is going honestly
i think getting paid is the wrong term in that case
👀
Time for you to sleep
they basically get the money others are working for..
they had to get to that point but now...
sleepn't
No
😴
sleep is neat
sleep is lame
Even Blues is sleeping
No
I suggest you go to sleep lmao
I want to cuddle with a red panda
i want to eat one
I think it is time for you to sleep
I would never .... 😴
there has to be a less cruel way
like learning from master panda
sure now he is lying
we should get a mod to timeout him
Seems about right
because we care about you we want you to sleep
Silence shat
ducks sleep
good thing im a tree
Tree is permanently resting
Good thing i usually cut trees down on the weekends maybe i will get you
ohno
cute
i wonder if red panda would make good pasta
shit are they endangered
i think so
damn cant eat them legally then
i am really positiv
curiosity
What about the red panda eating you
no sleep needed
I would let them eat me
he can nibble
and food
ok maybe not because the whole endangered thing
but other cute delicious things
you would eat anything
yes
But you need to sleep
i would try human meat if given the chance in a completely legal way
Ok nah I'm out
ever heard about the foot taco guy
Human is not very tasty
I'll be in another channel
bb
now the yasine left us we can go back to normal topics 😂
so anyways yall hear about the dude who ate an entire plane
Goood morning, my dudes!
I keep drifting in and out of consciousness, the topic gets even crazier by the second
merning how are you?
Enjoy , @winged summit
what is this coffee thing everyone is talking about
🥺
I believe that's an option for a hardcore coffee fans
a world where everyone should eat coffee grounds
oh yes
Chat dead in the morning
quiet interesting
i also enjoy but how am i supposed to get you
what
how did that happen
ran out of ideas?
Why are you not the royalty anymore
yes, is it frustrating?
Think of me who need to go to work, when I have an invite instead. Woe is me
"you know you was among the 1000 first to press that button" 🙂
goooood morning y'all
Morning 

Morning
Probably 100 outside Embark employees
Yes, I got in when ~80 people were playing (probably 20-30 embarkers)
there was like 100-150 when I arrived, but I pressed the button as soon as the steam reported of it, not complaining, I have accepted the life 😄
ok so the rng just keeps on giving
but maybe its better that I don't get the alpha access xd
I mean, I know the stages(life stages) of a piece of a software but..
are you a programmer ?
noice
masochist one to say..
i have to learn c# during due to my 3 year training
i will probably never need it but who knows
that is one of easier ones
i am learning the job of an IT-System administrator
we also have some programmers so we have to learn both kinda
I mean, computer sciences can be for 7 years at the universities.. and the programming is only a small part
ok
i am a trainee/apprentice
does that mean working at the same time?
Yes, i have about 5weeks of work and then 2 weeks school
that repeats for about 3 years followed by a big exam
k, I would like it that way too, you get the money at the same time
(you do get? right?) :p
I live alone for about a year now and rent is more then 50% of my paycheck
yes
Just Google 4Head
(Speaking from 7 years of experience)
You could do that, but some stuff should be learned in depth
stackoverflow is my bestfriend
for programming that is great
I have a degree in Server and Virtualization and worked more than half a decade in IT, you Google what you don’t know and pick up the knowledge as you go
it gives you all the in-depth incorrect answers which they didn't understand at the time of writing and now we don't understand? ;D
no i mean for basic errors haha
i dont rely on it
i rely on my notebook and the debugger XD
works fine usually
insert GNU beard I just compile the source and fix it at the same time joke here 😄
yeah once you know the basics learning new things is exponential
Jup, but without basics you can get screwed easily
The thing is that most courses don’t really translate to real work, except if you want to be that antisocial hardhead who just speak in technical terms instead of words 😂😅
but would you want to specialise to something more than be the "I can do everything but I'm sh*t at everything", I mean, it all comes to salary in the end
true, in my case it translates really well
in my case i do not care much about my salary. I know if is stick with my current company i will not earn much but i will have a great team around me
for me that is more important
you can have great salary and great team @twin cobalt
True, if you work in a big enough IT dept were you only administer one thing I guess true depth is good. But that has never been the case for me, nor any of my colleagues/friends 🤷
finding that is very hard tho
the people in my class consider 3k€ a normal salary for their first year of work (with taxes still)
talking monthly payment ofc
I mean in silicon valley 200k+ and doing same stuff in for example eu you can be as low as 50k
the 50k dude would be me
yeah but living costs are also high there
when I started as a programmer they paid me 10 euros per hour..
well that is way more then i get but im still a trainee
yeah thats what im making rn
we got from 9cents -> almost 40 cents..
~32cent -> 45cent (pain)
how am i supposed to feed my 4090
you can imagine that in a colder country where some people use electricity to heat houses 😄
i live in a building with 200 apartments with older people next to me
they always start heating and i can chill because i get warm aswell
is that peaceful or nightmare?
oh 😄
ok
i would say peaceful with a side of someone waking you up on the weekend drilling a new hole for their whatever
🙂
it happens literally every weekend
love the sound of the blunt drill
and it is always somewhere close to me
sure sounds nice but if you relaxing after a long night of gaming
pain
ok, so someone is just "oh hey look Schattex is home atm, lets drill a hole for their amusement"
haha, quite the opposite here (I sleep when I'm dead)
during the week i sleep like 5h
well, I got to sleep like something like 8 hours ago and woke 2-3 hours ago, no clock, its like that everyday
bio-rythm
then I always wonder how people can sleep so much
cicadian rythm
my body know i have nothing to do on weekends so it just shuts of and recharges
I can remember this cycle going on for like +30 years
i slept for 2 days straight one time
I once woke up what I thought was the middle of the night but it was 6 am
you died

i hate it and love it haha
doesnt really feel like hell
do you have a key yet?
lmao yes hell is waiting for alpha invite
fair points
😄
my friend said yesterday when he read the aggression news that "sometimes I wonder if this is a dream"
then the usuals.. "go to balcony and try computer, end simulation" 😄
Would be a fairly complex one
i don't have a balcony
i can't escape
1
not the operating system
.)
if you throw a brick at kim jong un it ends the simulation
;D
1 window is all i have
kim-jong-uwu
you have to alt f4
irl
what if the simulation doesn't know what to do with it?
cough and sneeze at the same time to access the dev settings
real
some jerk programmer person made your altf4 a fork bomb
hitting a nuke with a hammer also ends the simulation
not saying that it isn't a fun trick to towards your fellow consultant but..
you have to stick a fork into an outlet do get mod menu
stomach acid can dissolve razor blades
THE FINALS melee weapon leaked
hitting anything with that will end everything?
an egg hammer doesnt sound too durable

it is eggward so it should work
Omg!
time for the coffee
time to start working after 1h15min
last day of vacation..
Ok I sleep
I am going to waste my time lvling up in this dc
good morning! 
Goodnight
goodo mornbing
Good morning
Hi blue, night blue
Good Morning Blues, i hope you rested well after yesterdays storm 
night night the final night

I did! took out all the stress at the gym this morning so all good 💙
I hate this.
I can not motivate myself to go to the gym
Gym is great for that, 100%
why xD
It's too strong!
in the wrong hands it sure is
It should be added to the game haha
they need to add egg throwable
you were a port in a storm yesterday, outstanding work 🫡
Poor Eggward :(
I'm unbannable baby who wants to play
we are all here because we have no access yet haha
thanks for the kind words everyone 💙


blues clues
We are #TeamBlues after all
it helps to have a gym buddy! my partner and I go together to motivate ourselves 
I'd show yall game play but I almost got sued
well NDA is strict
hang tight people we will get this access
Wat if Nama Tama is the game master?
EGGWARD
Would be cool
The final boss...
Dun dun dunnnn
Yeah in the mean time follow therealgucciodoe just in case I don't get banned.
did you just plug yourself xD
Someone had to be the kill the seriousness
i don't plug myself because people can just check my profile 🙂
Sounds like a plug to me...
Hahaha sends some more time maybe oa key ir something
You can never hide!
Sounds like
hides
Well now you can't run 
runs anyway
Run for a key
Na much love ❤️
I wonder which Emabrk dev thought of the egg??
probably the artists?
I'd like to know and shake their hand
dunno but i want to rather know who made it
i want the 3D file so i can create a world around eggward
Egg themed map in THE FINALS
Oh No it is listed as a consumable
Good afternoon, gamers
Morning ew I forgot I'm on earlies
hehe
Morning
No email yet
Day just started you can't possibly leave


Already at work, short day today luckily so only 2 and a half hours left
@winged summit requesting a "I believe in Eggward supremacy" meme
Hoping I get an email in that time and I can spend all day playing!
you ask
that I do
im also at work
Right now
Ew cringe
With access
@pastel jolt uhm, is this allowed?
It's not
Was a joke
he is joking
I hope so xD
Lol
pretty bad joke if you ask me lmao
They hype is real
10/10 would do it again
I've seen a couple people offer it already
Good morning, any got a invite today?
not sure
Not yet, unfortunately
i did not
Might be some more WW3
please do not joke about selling steam accounts with access as I can't tell whether it is a joke or not currently 
If the servers can atleast work....
Grinding the Beryl so I can set it up like my dream AK
Yes sir /ma'am
I got a couple matches last night after 5 minutes of waiting
🙇♂️
I was thinking this meme template
PLEASE
We must bow in the presence of our Lord King Eggward or thy will be executed
yah. you're the meme overlord based on the role you have
Darnoux: "hold my beer"
yeah youre right
there have been previous fanart obviously
no need to go cry in the corner unless you want
Oh no, the meme thief
brauh

you messed it up


did you just lecture the meme royalty
both were good for their uses
sigh i just wanna play with everyone
I want to play
😄
poor newcomers getting "epic embed failed"
i don't think fresh joiners are allowed to embed
you need to have the yellow role
AI generated capybaras are great
i guess your right
It is called "rising star"
ai is pretty good
#⚡┇the-finals-chat is a warzone again
new day
lol
Good Morning 👋
it do be like that

This si what i needed!
Hang in there, you got this.
CM holding the pillar that steadies the ground everyone walks on 😄
now please enjoy the weed capybara
omg i love this
I would like ever last piece of it
what in the...
dayum these are crazy haha
what ai did you use?
dall-e
ah nice
hehe
the statue bara
you think thats gonna work
the leaf-icon isn't for "new here" it's for resident-420-capybaras-dealer
chunky armor guy
Behold:
if anyone has a prompt they want put into the AI i am more than happy to run it
CappyBara Egg
Trump in a bikin
capybaras only
they are the only thing worthy
RGB ATM machine

also i find telling the AI to make it a oil painting works best
oh god, this one didnt cook right
Omg
We're in existential pain from not having a code
The Cappy
What has happened!
Tidepod challenge
The destruction is taking over the finals were legends are made
@placid turtle draw a horror capybara
alright what you thinking

trail cam

haunted house


Tryout a Simple NamaTama or Eggward
the ai wouldnt know that
well this is what we got for horror capys
looks like a nat geo cover page
moody, I like it
ill throw an eggward into the ai for fun
YES!

