⚡┇the-finals-chat

[cold walrus]

yeah I'm looking at it right now... that's not okay

[covert flax]

@exotic nimbus why did you recommend me this classic red bull tastes like battery acid this shit sucks

[jagged hawk]

Didn’t know that’s what AKM stood for until the finals wiki

[exotic nimbus]

how dare you

[wet finch]

i thought akm means automatic killing machine

[spare wharf]

Facts, Red Bull sucks

[covert flax]

THIS is the reason I avoided energy drinks for so long and why I like flavored monsert

[cold walrus]

hmmmmm.... wiki's not completely updated lol

[wet finch]

red bull? never heard of her.

[spare wharf]

Try Bang. They're pretty good. The Mango flavor is good.

[jagged hawk]

Community effort

[fast quiver]

The AK has been my go to since beta, especially with the dia skin

[candid coral]

lmao it should say highest mag size out of AR category (actually no, ARN has highest my bad)

[bright lodge]

Honk mimimimi

[fallow iris]

I got a question, why are there so many people sweating over WT? like, that's what ranked is for, right?

[hidden herald]

does anyone here play arena breakout

[covert flax]

tastes actually like poison
some people say it tastes like cough syrup
and I kinda get it
lean seems way less enticing now

[cold walrus]

yeah I know, just poking fun that a super niche part of the wiki isn't updated as I remember my wiki login password lmfao

[candid coral]

I ask myself that same question

[covert flax]

no bang around here

[jagged hawk]

P90 page is still unfinished too lol

[fallow iris]

Yeah, like I just logged in excited to try the vertigo event and this guy was complaing about team performance the whole time ._.

[candid coral]

that is unlucky moment right there

[zealous marten]

Sniper rifle skin please Embark

comically large rifle

[jagged hawk]

Literally just “allows contestants to ….” lol

[solar stratus]

for the SR specifically. but like make it 3x as big as the base skin

[jagged hawk]

Comically large rifle or comically small person that is the question

[zealous marten]

Maybe it's both

[solar stratus]

the light from across the map got them

[jagged hawk]

Sniped mid wiki sentence

[bright lodge]

Mongolia

[cold walrus]

I love how all of the captchas on the wiki are just questions about the game

[jagged hawk]

Fun

I don’t think I’ve ever got a captcha bc I never made an acc lol

[covert flax]

I once played one game, that had a wiki that was updated all the time
then the game was gonna get the first update in 9 months
and some shitter decided to ask "when update when update" in the wiki comments SO MUCH that the wiki editors just stopped editing the wiki
so anything new in the game you were supposed to find with the wiki, now you had to find it yourself (like items in some completely random distant location on the map)

[vagrant mirage]

YOO

[jagged hawk]

Anyways

[cold walrus]

that's so annoying oh my god

[jagged hawk]

Nice ggs

[exotic nimbus]

Are you into silent hill 4 by any chance (wiki drama)

[covert flax]

yeah they expect ppl to find resources to craft gear that are hidden ALL OVER THE OPEN WORLD like mhm yes I wanna play the game fifteen hours just to find one mechanism and two fittings without help

[covert flax]

love to see that my memes are getting stolen and reused (this is a GOOD thing that's what memes are for)

[fiery ore]

"hey guys the update is in 9 months"
"when update"
👍

[cold walrus]

not getting the update in 9 months, the game hadn't had an update for 9 months

[covert flax]

no the guy was asking daily when the update was gonna "release next week" (it released a month later)

[fiery ore]

aha

[ebon willow]

while this would be sick, please no collabs other then arc raiders

[uneven scroll]

we need another similar one for veni vidi vici or overload arena

i think s8 has a couple of Bangers and is on the same caliber as s6 with into the unknown

[covert flax]

wait that's my meme I forgor it existed

[uneven scroll]

into the unknown CARRIED s6's ost

[covert flax]

[jagged hawk]

I’ll be real ranking the different OSTs is impossible they’re all perfection

[bright lodge]

Honk mimimimi

[uneven scroll]

theres some that are a little more... eh, but thats like comparing a gourmet meal to that one food truck you keep coming back to simply because of how good it is

[covert flax]

the "worst" song in the game might be Tides of Fortune
it lacks the vibes

[cold walrus]

I have decided that the next hour of my life will be dedicated to update the sights page on the wiki

[somber forge]

THE CASHOUT EXPERIENCE

[jagged hawk]

Good luck soldier

[zealous marten]

When you do everything and they still complain )):

[uneven scroll]

i need to make a finals playlist thats like 'finals music you can play in a public place'

[uneven scroll]

theyre jealous of your skill, dw

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/bb-logo-yellow-animation-gif-17474276

[covert flax]

this is such a badly made meme from me (I didn't know how to edit better at the time) but I'm glad it lives

[jagged hawk]

Yellow?

[zealous marten]

My eyes

[austere zenith]

Have yall seen the anime mind goblin?

[jagged hawk]

Lmao why did it take so long

[uneven scroll]

i will not mind goblin those

[bright lodge]

I forgot wtf will happen on Friday...

[jagged hawk]

I fear the anime mind goblin [ EDITED ]

I fear the anime mind goblin (idk what it is)

[uneven scroll]

[im gay]

[covert flax]

[me too]

[karmic valley]

I love lobster

[bright lodge]

Jebaitation

[zealous marten]

Mind Goblin Deez Nutz

[jagged hawk]

Hi gay 👋

[covert flax]

you take some chocolate and some lobster-

[austere zenith]

Mind gobbling deez nuts in ya mouth 😂

[bright lodge]

Expensive ass lobster

[uneven scroll]

How To Waste A Perfectly Good Lobster

[jagged hawk]

You just repeated their joke back to them huh?

[karmic valley]

And some cake and some pie
And then you mix it in your body

[austere zenith]

Hush you

[candid knoll]

Ospuze is out https://pxlpowerup.se/shop spread the word

[bright lodge]

Minecraft?

[jagged hawk]

Lobter

[austere zenith]

Have you ever had that new flavor of lays?

[karmic valley]

Incorrect buzzer sfx

[zealous marten]

Did you know? Lobsters used to be cheapest food out there.

[uneven scroll]

i wish i could eat lobster more often but its so damn expensive

[jagged hawk]

No international shipping

[small sphinx]

Had that happen to me once lmao, such a rush to be the good player when your teammates are raging at you despite you carrying and winning

[bright lodge]

Never ate a lobster ever

[austere zenith]

Lobter who

[karmic valley]

I love lobster

[nimble kelp]

300 lobsters?? for only 2 pounds? YESSIR

[covert flax]

you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, you mix it in your body, [] it all out

[exotic nimbus]

ever tried catching em yourself?

[bright lodge]

Shepherds pie?

[zealous marten]

It tastes like chicken

[uneven scroll]

i dont think we have lobsters here in the uk :((

[bright lodge]

Still expensive as ever

[austere zenith]

Have yall tried the new lays flavor?

[exotic nimbus]

eh not really it def has that seafood taste to it

[uneven scroll]

thankfully we do have shrimp n prawns and i love shrimp

[exotic nimbus]

have you tried the new shitty pringles beer bbq flavours?

[karmic valley]

Lobster sale at this hour? How convincing!
I'm going to parallel park now

[covert flax]

THERE'S SHRIMP ON SALE AT THE NEXT EXIT

[austere zenith]

Lays deez nuts in your mouth 😂

[zealous marten]

No it tastes like beef

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-mini-classicmini-stunt-austin-gif-11970460367075730358

[jagged hawk]

Oh is this a knockoff hurry up shrimp family guy bit?

[uneven scroll]

if you ever get the chance to go to a coastal town in europe go try some fish there its amazing

[wet finch]

sus

[jagged hawk]

It’s real, the can looks sick

[languid kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/987908211728343100/1421016622797426770/b76396fd-9b9b-4abc-b960-3587bc991184.png?ex=68d7805c&is=68d62edc&hm=8b00493cf3688780d67a4a1b958d813deb732b779451a6e728d40f2dcb6651c0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1522&height=856
rate the shaq o' latern fit

[wet finch]

[jagged hawk]

Shak-o-lantern

[zealous marten]

It tastes like pork

[uneven scroll]

excellent pun, would laugh at again

[exotic nimbus]

are you having a stroke

[karmic valley]

I love lobster wasn't
But this one is

[jagged hawk]

Lobter

[hexed imp]

Love u AKM

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-alah-cat-gif-22427099

[karmic valley]

Oh wait no, it's a different bit

[exotic nimbus]

hello vlad

[covert flax]

mer I'm asking you again
wanna see my latest artwork?

[exotic nimbus]

@karmic valley can you guess what im playing with today?

[karmic valley]

The lobster sale was a mr incredible shrimp bit

[uneven scroll]

yes

[karmic valley]

With my balls

[covert flax]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H51NLWnyxwg

[exotic nimbus]

deagles actually the new skin kinda slaps

[uneven scroll]

the longslide deagles are so pretty

[exotic nimbus]

not your balls sorry :(

[orchid moat]

What brainrot is this?

[karmic valley]

:(

[bright lodge]

YouTube poop

[alpine maple]

spawn point is hell

[zealous marten]

It tastes like deer

[covert flax]

it's smth else than youtube poop
youtube piss

[jagged hawk]

Why yes embark, another deagle skin to drain my wallet

[wet finch]

roadkill flavour please

[karmic valley]

This is called humour
You should get some!

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-gif-26607190

[uneven scroll]

i dont think i like the silver kid as a music track much tbh

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/wideboink-cat-boink-cat-boink-gif-4293569947606972768

[orchid moat]

Dont we already have a Sofia Petronelle on here?? Who is you?

[lean hazel]

Dawg I'm convinced one piece fans sold their souls to get the chapter leaks early

[uneven scroll]

it feels like it needs something More

[alpine maple]

im her twin sister

[zealous marten]

The helmet is sick, but outfit is bland I think. Could do with much better clothes

[jagged hawk]

This sweedish energy drink brand looks sick they have a sonic collab

[lean hazel]

Mfers have will the summary and raw pics a week early stg

[orchid moat]

Your discord username seems to say otherwise >.>

[karmic valley]

I wish Sweden was a real country tho..

[uneven scroll]

sofia underwent mitosis recently

[hexed imp]

https://tenor.com/view/rgdrgdrg-gif-23513804

[jagged hawk]

I’ll be real without sweedish or Dutch people the world would be so bland

[uneven scroll]

the contingency plan in case shes suddenly and mysteriously shot and killed

[covert flax]

marking this as a spoiler in case some ppl have seen it like three times already

[bright lodge]

Hmm not fitting...slightly
The shirt... Idk

[uneven scroll]

OH YES

[karmic valley]

Ok nvm this gif uses wrong "you're" I'm cancelling my fire reaction

[alpine maple]

im a gall with spheres

[spare wharf]

spooky

[wet finch]

i got broglobes

[uneven scroll]

if your gallbladder has spheres in it, please go see a doctor

[languid kiln]

damn bruh the fit's fire
what fit is that? i lowkey havent been on properly since december

[hexed imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1316602139564445737/1327197460472270858/mpreg.gif

[covert flax]

you like it?

[languid kiln]

i'll make you proud

[bright lodge]

Pumpkin head + Season 6 bundle (the one emote that makes the finals logo) + Skeleton tattoo season 5 i believe

[uneven scroll]

DUH

im living vicariously through you because i dont have the means to pay for comms atm

[bright lodge]

When is this
Why is this
How is this

[zealous marten]

You got this 🔥

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-finals-thefinals-hop-on-play-gif-14660403453598396918

[uneven scroll]

NOOO SOFIA YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR GALLBLADDER STONES

[alpine maple]

tool reference

[alpine maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098665201408155658/1318281942147534919/heavy_1.gif

[uneven scroll]

VICARIOUSLY I

WATCH PEOPLE COMMISSION ARTISTS I CANT

[karmic valley]

Another season of peak!!

[uneven scroll]

SOBBING

[orchid moat]

Bro hes never gonna ask her out. They gonna drag this shit on forever

[hexed snow]

rate the fit

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/us-cute-cats-kitty-black-kitty-white-kitty-gif-6223380939629200458

[uneven scroll]

STOP CHEWING ON ME !!!!!!!

[bright lodge]

9 Abomination/17 Volpe

[karmic valley]

First anime ever to outrun one piece

[alpine maple]

what comes before 0?

[hexed snow]

uhhh -1?

[zealous marten]

1/10

[turbid moat]

-1!!!

[jagged hawk]

Waiting for my art commission to get done

[exotic nimbus]

execution via beheading/10

[hexed snow]

out of???

[alpine maple]

-1/10

[uneven scroll]

if the vibe was 'fucking insane man running from the government goes on the worlds greatest gameshow to get money', this is a 10/10

[covert flax]

also this exists (I wish I could do a double spoiler because it's the same thing but shirtless (don't worry it's completely safe))

[hexed snow]

you can go lower iyw

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/shocking-shocked-sarcasm-emoji-reaction-gif-14712663263517681978

[uneven scroll]

nodding. Nodding. Yes. I think this is great. Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely.

[turbid moat]

yk what could make it better? ned hands or smth

[zealous marten]

I'M SO CLOSE

[jagged hawk]

Hell yeah

[covert flax]

I know you are doing this look behind your screen I KNOW

[somber forge]

so is it just melee users that get dead silence for free?? where is their footstep audio going?!?

[uneven scroll]

I DID

[turbid moat]

how much do you play im still on the silver icon 😭

[bright lodge]

CoD perks entering the game i guess

[uneven scroll]

INVICTUS HAS GAMESENSE BECAUSE HE PREFIRED THE CORNER AND READ EVERYTHING I WAS GONNA DO

[alpine maple]

7th circle of hell/7 floors of heaven, the universe, and the rest of hell

[karmic valley]

This art feels like a fake inflatable muscles just like spongebob once did

[zealous marten]

like 50h i think

[covert flax]

how to spot non-gay people:

[bright lodge]

Silver?
Pfft
Im on bronze

[somber forge]

swords have been menaces is quickplay just cause I cant hear them running around

[turbid moat]

do you have a j*b?

[bright lodge]

Definitely cooked chicken

[hexed snow]

He's my goat bro I win games with this guy

[zealous marten]

Ofc I do :00 How else would I survive

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-taste-hahaha-funny-creep-gif-15086659

[uneven scroll]

very good strategy, the enemy teams are in fear of your contestant because of how awful the fit is

[covert flax]

I mean... his base design doesn't look like that

but because the artist I commissioned specializes in stuff like this that's why he looks like that
(no they're not supposed to be/look fake the artist did a good job at the detailing)

[turbid moat]

do you even play heavy btw?

[bright lodge]

Imma say it
||Job||

[exotic nimbus]

a week?

[covert flax]

[bright lodge]

My attributes don't include that...

[zealous marten]

I play all classes

[uneven scroll]

me after wishing scotty pop pour and paralyse

[zealous marten]

heck no, 50h total since S8

Actually might be 60

Nah it's 50

[bright lodge]

Finalless behavior

[exotic nimbus]

thats %50 of my total playtime

[turbid moat]

do you have another game on your pc or console?

[zealous marten]

You get like 1.5k fans or more everytikme you win WT or Ranked

[turbid moat]

i do not get that many from wt

[somber forge]

yes but none of them are THE FINALS so they do not matter LETS GOOO

[turbid moat]

actually maybe i do idek

[bright lodge]

Im ending my sponsorship soon

[spare wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-turns-around-runs-away-oops-meme-scared-kid-gif-25656420

[wet finch]

Job

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-gif-3515684064707868771

[boreal ibex]

are we gonna talkt that the 93r has faster ttk than sledge

[uneven scroll]

showtime is so good. the ramp up is worth it when the beat drops

[pulsar mauve]

Hades 2 good.

[turbid moat]

are we gonna talk how you cann crouch and walk backwards then the alt fire on sledge is useless and how the hitboxes on primary fire got nuked

[bright lodge]

Video game is good.

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/brutal-kitty-battle-kitty-battle-kitten-attack-kittens-fight-gif-7508370341682640059

[deft obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-starwars-cat-fight-sword-gif-13885959

[bright lodge]

Sentence to deal 1k dmg while on the platform in power shift

[uneven scroll]

these weak infant felines are not an accurate description of this current battle!!!

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-mhwilds-palico-explode-gif-318733812814556897

[turbid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-mhwilds-palico-explode-gif-318733812814556897

holy moly it synced for me for a moment

[covert flax]

but I suppose I REALLY hit it home when I commissioned that artist eh?

[alpine maple]

just leave the chat and return it'll sync

[uneven scroll]

TRUE

[crude ocean]

I'm 6'4 and fairly big and in-shape. He's BIGGER than me. That's not happening.

[uneven scroll]

c'est absurde my beloved

[pulsar mauve]

Witness a menace.

[vague sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/candiace-dillard-chill-yikes-calm-down-chill-out-gif-9318907016600200453

[midnight root]

Is bro a vampire??

[turbid moat]

is your cat dracula or something?

[uneven scroll]

the fanged creature... they are beautiful and deserve all the pets

[pulsar mauve]

Sorry they eep now.

[tight hedge]

"yeah bro, if you die to winch as light you're just bad lol just dash away from it so easy xd"

[spare wharf]

I think i just had the st teammate ever. Bro had the cashout almost stolen, with milliseconds left and he let go of it... He let go of the steal... when he had it dead to rights... and we lost cause of that...

[tight hedge]

dont nerf winch guys it's actually so weak

[pulsar mauve]

You only remember the winches that hit.

[rose wyvern]

Jesus you're such a wuss. Just cheat and bring a bat to a fist fight!

[turbid moat]

just dash through the door idk?

[covert flax]

there's also another artwork incoming with a different character from the same artist (if this message was supposed to "reply" for me, if not, oh well, at least you know)

[uneven scroll]

i love how winch is just a 'not play the game for 30 seconds' button when someones annoying you

this is perfectly fair

[fiery ore]

why is bro with an irl heavy

[boreal ibex]

are they gonna do collabs like travis scott or lil nas ?

[pulsar mauve]

30 seconds.

[uneven scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/4d3d3d3engaged-jazz-music-stops-jazz-stops-reaction-wtf-gif-13574415

[spare wharf]

im 2" taller than you Hello fellow tall person

[arctic apex]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-this-guy-with-hammers-gif-11774906233371367374

[exotic nimbus]

man i love getting a 4 man pre-made squad of all lobotomites

[tight hedge]

there's too many BS winches for it to still be in the game

[zealous marten]

I mean that means it hasn't been that long since you started.

it's been 2 weeks since S8 started so 50h is only 3.57h per day Or 3h 30min ish

[pulsar mauve]

Light (near) insta-killing others = ok

Light ever dying instantly = not ok

[tepid flame]

omg such a skill issue 🙄🙄🙄

here your mistake: you played light

[uneven scroll]

ah youve encountered a trilobite type game! i define this is as a game where you feel like a trilobite in the cambrian period where everythings trying to kill you

[fiery ore]

i love how when anyone is asked height online the answer is somehow always "yeah i'm over 6'4"

[tight hedge]

TRUE

[uneven scroll]

im 8' 9" and i am horribly deformed

[pulsar mauve]

5'7.5"

[uneven scroll]

please help me

[tight hedge]

when does light near insta kill anyone outside of DB on other lights..?

[cyan seal]

morning

[turbid moat]

trade offer:

Remove winch

Remove dash

[spare wharf]

Im genuinely 6'6" 250Lbs

[fiery ore]

look everyone it's a chad take a picture

[tight hedge]

literally look at a TTK chart in this game. Light does not win a SINGLE ttk fight against M or H

[covert marsh]

5'4.5"

[uneven scroll]

i dont like winch but if im not running it im throwing

[covert flax]

yeah I'm 6'5''

[boreal ibex]

maybe hot take : give the double jump baseline. ( it's so peak in this game )

[covert flax]

(seriously I am 6'5'' aka 195cm)

[turbid moat]

ok but i personally cant particually hit my opponent when they are dashing around me in every direction 😭

[tropic kettle]

Cap

[pulsar mauve]

Dagger.

Sniper if they're a bit damaged.

M26 can 3 tap Heavy.

Throwing Knives headshots shred.

[spare wharf]

Tall gang
https://tenor.com/view/whaddup-gang-gang-shades-clap-gif-14444907

[fiery ore]

the average guy response on a social server without any evidence 😭

[crude ocean]

He is a CONVICTED FELON WITH A VIOLENT RECORD
He STABBED HIS BROTHER
I WILL GET KILLED

[tropic kettle]

Frr

[tight hedge]

and literally none of these weapons are ever used in ranked games if you're actually trying to win because they are completely useless outside of the niche cases where they shine

[pulsar mauve]

I'm built like a human badger and am often equally as angry.

[covert marsh]

5'4.5" 110 lbs I think

[covert flax]

alr do you want me to leak my doctor's papers then eh?

[elfin jewel]

so close yet so far

[spare wharf]

I will legit post my license with my legal height on it

[cyan seal]

how is everyone

[fiery ore]

i can respect that honestly

[pulsar mauve]

Good thing more modes than ranked exist.

[uneven scroll]

"hey everyone look at my personal information online"

[spare wharf]

[rose wyvern]

Jesus you say that like he's strong and knows his way around a fight or something. As a wise russian hunk of muscle once said "i know know man that can outsmart bullet"

[tough pivot]

Is it possible to do a black light arena in unreal engine?

[turbid moat]

me when world tour, quick cash, tdm, power shift, and head2head exist

[tight hedge]

the ranked mode of a game (the main mode) should always have the priority in balancing the game especially if this game is trying to have an esports which it currently is trying

[pulsar mauve]

Dagger would absolutely be meta-adjacent if the servers weren't shit.

[exotic nimbus]

outsmart bullet*

[cyan seal]

im good too, thank you

[fiery ore]

nah like i don't care if you spesificly are 6'5 or 5'6 but it's just every guy on a socializing server is like fucking 6'6 and 240lbs but don't prove it😭

[spare wharf]

Melee hitreg is just horrible.

[turbid moat]

lets balance the game around rnaked and possibly ruin the casual side!!!

[heady frigate]

yo guyss, is anyone down to regularly squad up for quick cash / unranked w/ vc?

[cyan seal]

how i make channles?

[pulsar mauve]

Nah.

But also M26 is a monster and it's starting to be noticed.

[covert flax]

I suppose this server ain't a socializing server specifically?

[rose wyvern]

Sorry, cat ate my keyboard

[spare wharf]

I would know, I main Sledge :)

[random iris]

Anyone wanna join my squad ?

[tepid flame]

you need to level up!
-levels

[boreal ibex]

Like women is gay because they like men

[tight hedge]

no one is running matter since melee cancel was removed on it. it's ass it's only good in casual

[fiery ore]

yo invictus when did i say that

[cyan seal]

how i level

[uneven scroll]

i suspect that the game will go back to being balanced for casual after the major, or it wont but also idrc

[spare wharf]

-levels

[amber jacinth]

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[random iris]

Ranked tournament

[tepid flame]

yap around 34 times

[covert flax]

never so it isn't

[cyan seal]

what are you saying ?

[uneven scroll]

how the Fuck did i replace casual with 'keyboard'

[pulsar mauve]

If I had my way, we'd kill Ranked and make WT a bit more competitive. Squad wipes, one one reserves swap per match, unless you spend a coin.

[jagged hawk]

I saw that autocorrect buggin lmao

[alpine maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030506584129929226/1421024996758786210/OSPUZE_anim.gif?ex=68d78828&is=68d636a8&hm=0065d477978e721ccd73797953da8fc217090a89d5e9f28bd7dc4048bf0a2a68&

[cyan seal]

34 times thank you

[uneven scroll]

sorry guys im actually a dunce

[covert flax]

gay rambling /j

[uneven scroll]

True........... i yearn for da keysmashes

[jagged hawk]

You’re fine dw abt it it’s not your fault blame the phone

[turbid moat]

melee hitreg fix will be the peak of the finals (and proper spin cancel on spear)

[elfin jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1398381564102054038/attachment_2.gif

[uneven scroll]

oh i dont have autocorrect actually. i type out everything

[cyan seal]

33 times now 😄

[tight hedge]

holy dog water take

[jagged hawk]

Wh

[tough pivot]

Does anyone have cool animated sponsor videos that loop in at least 1080p for an active wallpaper

[spare wharf]

I would be stoked. finally being able to hit those lights that dash through me and im literally smashing their skull in on my screen, but for some reason on their end they are on the other side of the map.

[pulsar mauve]

"I can't exploit this so it's bad."

It 3-taps Heavy and Medium in 2 + QM.

[uneven scroll]

my brain just likes to be funny

[fiery ore]

hi dunce i'm jayjay

[spare wharf]

I just wanna pop all Lights like waterballoons

[spare wharf]

https://tenor.com/guhq17Gh7Ie.gif

[uneven scroll]

so ur tellin me... it DOES matter?

[alpine maple]

how do you deal with evasion sword as a medium player

[charred mural]

Can I spend my T currency without spending the coins

[tight hedge]

look at fire rate. look at ttk. look at all the other guns on M and H that kill light a million times faster.
you think light class can stay alive more than .5 seconds in a 5 meter range to mediums and heavies in diamond elo where people actually have a brain? especially when winch exists?

[pulsar mauve]

I'd post the "It Matters now" if I saved it.

[uneven scroll]

hit your shots and try and anticipate where the lights going/kill em before they get into Murderising Range

[olive solar]

sips in ruby matter main 3 seasons in a row

[jagged hawk]

Cerberus or cl40 if not just do a lot of Aimlabs

[elfin jewel]

it's slept on big time, hella busted in coordinated team
I used it in ranked and went against carnifex, killed him and his teammates like 5 times that round lol

[alpine maple]

T currency is for buying items in the old battlepasses, you have to buy those bps first though

[dawn seal]

Found ts in my steam clips

[inland turret]

I forgot how dogsit these devs are the reason this game has no player base bacause the devs couldn't balance of fucking boat on water

[alpine maple]

im on a controller </3

[pulsar mauve]

Light isn't a dualist, it's an ambush/hit-and-run build.

[uneven scroll]

WHY ARE THEY AIMING AT THEIR TOE

[tight hedge]

exeption doesnt make the rule

[alpine maple]

there is in fact a player base for the finals

[jagged hawk]

Peak cinema

[charred mural]

Thanks but damn that’s annoying 🤦🏾‍♂️

[olive solar]

genuinely put me in a match with anyone talking shit about matter and they'll change their tune

[dawn seal]

They were assuming it worked like riot

[fiery ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106670502212292638/1407330621822468156/caption.gif

[inland turret]

all 5 players

[alpine maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098665201408155658/1318281942147534919/heavy_1.gif

[spare wharf]

https://tenor.com/gdtdDP9LXzI.gif

[covert flax]

they wanna cause maximum non-lethal pain

[jagged hawk]

I wish they had aimlabs for console so bad how has no one done this yet, best bet is to just grind some of the practice range stuff to work on tracking is your best bet, and learn not to panic when you’re getting hard pushed by sword bro

[dawn seal]

[tight hedge]

there is no reason in running a gun that puts you at significant risk when you can just pick up a gun that does the same job more reliably at a distance (93r)

[spare wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-guy-screaming-meme-scream-gif-25352739

[uneven scroll]

they do >:333 but they dont have an aimlabs preset for the finals

[pulsar mauve]

We're literally in a meta where weapons like the BFR that don't have the quickest ttk, are still bonkers because you can take other chunk damage weapons and kill before they can reasonably react.

BFR, Repeater, LH1 team is a nightmare.

[jagged hawk]

What? Is aimlabs on console last I checked it wasn’t

[spare wharf]

Lights deserve nothing good

[uneven scroll]

is on xbox

[alpine maple]

ill try my best 😔, i usually just die before i realize there's a sword player near me

[pulsar mauve]

But Matter could replace the LH1 if you don't like DMRs.

[jagged hawk]

I play PlayStation

[uneven scroll]

you use gyro?

[arctic apex]

Idrc how good BFR is, nothing will part me from the Shak

[turbid moat]

light calss can indeed stay alive longet then that by ambushing but yk

[jagged hawk]

Yea I be splatooning it

[uneven scroll]

im so jealous of gyro players. i wanna go back to my days playing the squid game

[tight hedge]

BFR is top tier because of 1 shot combos with winch and the fact that you can 2 or 3 tap from 45m range while no light gun can compete from that range

[spare wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098665201408155658/1318281942147534919/heavy_1.gif

[pulsar mauve]

93r is busted af.

A weapon not being stupidly OP does not make it bad. It means the 93r needs nerfs.

[alpine maple]

hello xbox player why is there a gyro option in the settings for the xbox version

[olive solar]

tbh there's actually less risk involved if you're goated with dash movement

triangle dash go crazy

only time matter really falls off is if I'm literally playing top teams

[tough pivot]

I just won like 15 head 2 heads straight

[exotic nimbus]

the new deagle skin is cool enough tbh

[jagged hawk]

It’s so peak Xbox is so stubborn not adding it

[uneven scroll]

its inaccessible...

[alpine maple]

grrrr

[dawn seal]

There's some gold in here

[jagged hawk]

Literally every console has gyro except Xbox

[charred mural]

What’s better M11 or xp54

[uneven scroll]

the rog ally has a gyroscope but embark hasnt implemented support for it i think

[wet finch]

gyrating console

[alpine maple]

yeah its mad unfortunate

[jagged hawk]

M11 spray and pray, xp54 longer range

[zealous marten]

I'm a beautiful butterfly

[exotic nimbus]

BFR

[turbid moat]

m11 the melter of healthbars

[tough pivot]

Finally lol

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-tooth-fairy-gif-11064606

[jagged hawk]

Brrrrrrrerr

[charred mural]

Ight thanks

[zealous marten]

Honestly couldn't care about the oufit, except for the wings

[tight hedge]

with winch in the game and the horrible desync issues this game has I honestly avoid heavies in close range unless im on DB anymore.. the amount of times I get hooked through walls or by hooks that are literally shooting the opposite direction from me is insane

[eternal slate]

What are yall's favorite and least favorite team compositions? Having a balanced team clearly increases chances of winning but I just find that, as a medium, teaming up with dual heavies (especially if carrying miniguns 💪 ) is just nuts and I love it. On the other hand, whenever I see double Lights I just know it's going to be an immediate loss 😆

[jagged hawk]

Also try p90 on medium it’s like a in between of the 2

[zealous marten]

Sick black wings for if I ever end up making a black outfit :)))

[spare wharf]

Over cooked

[jagged hawk]

HHM is really good as long as one of them has a chuck healing ball

[zealous marten]

Being black isn't really too my taste, so I'll probably avoid it for now.

[exotic nimbus]

ive been playing since season 1

[turbid moat]

ive had success with MMH aswell

[charred mural]

Titan? It’s weird but I been practicing it

[tough pivot]

Do wings/capes clip through objects?

[zealous marten]

?:0 I'm just showing the wings I unlocked

[alpine maple]

yes

[charred mural]

I hate the medium class can’t do it, but I do love that gun

[dawn seal]

Even my music was bugging out the lag was so bad a few seasons ago

[zealous marten]

I mean everything do

[eternal slate]

Yeah, I had one of these games yesterday and we crushed. Too bad we came up against some elite players for the finale 😆

[exotic nimbus]

you play light dont you

[zealous marten]

This mask is cool though, have a lot of potential

[jagged hawk]

HHM, Deags winch, Minigun mesh, AK heal beam. Absolute cinema

[pulsar mauve]

This is why I didn't want esports. Every balance discussion becomes "bUt Da PrOs UsE."

Idgaf. You don't judge things by like 50 people who might as well be playing a different game.

[alpine maple]

i saw someone's cape through a wall and killed them before they got to ambush me thanks to embark being fucking stupid with their physics

[turbid moat]

mesh on minigun is good?

[olive solar]

baiting hooks is a skill matter melts them after ez gg

[tough pivot]

Wow so my big case and cape clips through a barrier?

[charred mural]

Duh, but I’m trying to use heavy more with the titan

[alpine maple]

yes

[zealous marten]

And these fingertapes are nice as well, nothing too flashy but just little more detail if you don't want full glove in a black fit

[jagged hawk]

Yes and no, good for juggling out of dodge when you’re out of ammo and baiting glitch nades out of the light

[tight hedge]

is it? this is the result 9/10

[eternal slate]

I just sit grinning to myself the whole match like an idiot. Win or lose it's just amazing

[zealous marten]

Asian grandmother Ahhh hair

[tough pivot]

All this time I thought I was hidden

[cyan seal]

3 empanadas

[exotic nimbus]

brings a tear to my eye simply beautiful

[pulsar mauve]

See Heavy 12m or less near you? Expect winch.

Don't fight a Heavy head on as the assassin/hit-and-run build.

[cyan seal]

looking like a man trans lol

[tulip forge]

wut?

[tight hedge]

ahh yes, unintended broken exploitable bugs (': so cool we love heavy!!

[olive solar]

that's a shitty peek tbf especially if you know they're there

why did you lead in

[pulsar mauve]

So many lights just want to be fucking Kirito or some shit and 1v3 head on.

[exotic nimbus]

WE DO! lights dont deserve to be happy

[zealous marten]

Almost forgot this outfit comes with voice DX
But it's a bit too high pitched for me, and not in a good way

Going to irritate me hearing it all game.

[turbid moat]

dont fight a heavy ehad on, us ethe ambush class as an ambush class

[tight hedge]

because if hook worked as intended I live and get away from there 500% ?

[pulsar mauve]

Look at this, you have me and Yu agreeing on things.

Hate that.

[charred mural]

TDM understandable ranked is wicked

[jagged hawk]

Valkyria best voice

[cyan seal]

same here

[zealous marten]

This face is pretty cool though, freckles is nice

[jagged hawk]

Wish we had more free voice packs tbh

[olive solar]

the winch is dumb there don't get me wrong but you should've sideways dashed and also not led the peek

[cyan seal]

its jus perfect for fights

[exotic nimbus]

when i dont ambush with the frail ambush class and get destroyed by 3 people D:

[turbid moat]

i wpuld rebuy s6 bp if it had teh alfa acta bonus page but oh well

[dawn seal]

[tight hedge]

I dashed in diagonal backwards and I am literally behind my heavy..

[zealous marten]

HAvnet heard it yet, but looking forward to getting it next season DX

[cyan seal]

only voice i use

[zealous marten]

BUT I JUST WANT MORE MALE VOICES

EMBARK

GIVE US A COOL IKEMEN SMOOTH MALE VOICE

AND A KRATOS-LIKE TOUGH SOUNDING DEEP VOICE

[olive solar]

s i d e w a y s

[cyan seal]

male voice eww

[covert marsh]

Yuyu

[exotic nimbus]

got caught before the dash moved you, hope it helps! ✌️

[pulsar mauve]

I want a Gibraltar from Apex vibe voice.

But not AI.

[eternal slate]

I want more male faces. I don't really like the ones currently there It's like a mandatory paper bag situation

[cyan seal]

how many levels are left

[tight hedge]

I literally dashed before the heavy winch animation even began.. winch is just fucking broken. I did not play that wrong in any universe

[exotic nimbus]

its a dash not a teleport

[zealous marten]

SIX FEMALE VOICES IN THE GAME THAT EXISTS

AND ONLY TWO MALE VOICES

WHAT IS THIS

[jagged hawk]

Me when I know there’s a flamethrower in the lobby

[cyan seal]

we go here chinese ppl too?

[turbid moat]

you did, youd idnt ambish with the ambush class 😭

[tight hedge]

I dashed before the heavy even began the animation for winch lmfao like ok smart ass

[cyan seal]

feminismus has won

[jagged hawk]

Chinese version of the game coming out soon if I remember correctly

[olive solar]

you have much to learn ignorant dasher...tsk

[jolly coral]

quick question for Playstation 5 players, anyone tried mouse/keyboard...works fine ?

[cyan seal]

no way

[jagged hawk]

Pyoid has a video on the Chinese version of the finals has a cool gun game mode

[covert marsh]

Here's a hint btw, the door was a bit to the left

[covert flax]

oh... that's ranked in ARC Raiders...

[pulsar mauve]

This is just another Gelz who seems to just want to never be punished for being overly aggressive.

[exotic nimbus]

almost every day it seems like you play PERFECTLY and the game screw just YOU over specifically amirite

[spare wharf]

I'm just stating... Ya wings look a little over cooked dawg. A bit burnt might I say

[cyan seal]

sonmebody need to love

[jagged hawk]

Works fine only issue is PlayStation settings for mouse sense suck so takes a bit to dial in

[cyan seal]

u didnt had to cut me off

[jagged hawk]

https://youtu.be/TD7eXwqdDFw

[cyan seal]

naaaaaaaaaaaah heavy gets sword? we cooked

[turbid moat]

heavy sword 🔥

[zenith apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326141842537844739/1421029198734163979/1758796833.gif

[zealous marten]

👀

[jagged hawk]

I want this gun game mode so bad

[turbid moat]

DASH SLEDGE???

[cyan seal]

why chinese versions always diffrent are better skins?

[jagged hawk]

Gun game, game mode

[spare wharf]

tasty chicken
https://tenor.com/view/licking-lips-dinosaur-dramatic-anime-evil-gif-27695803

[jolly coral]

ah, OK...if my mouse has its own switch for sens, is that any better?

[exotic nimbus]

but but but BUT HE DASHED

[cyan seal]

why dont we have gungame?

[tight hedge]

people arguing in defense of a clearly broken and bugged spec with significant unintended advantages to the user. yikers :/ :/ :/

[jagged hawk]

Should help, just if it feels insanely fast or insanely slow check the console settings

[exotic nimbus]

isnt dash just ultra instict and gets you out of every shitty play no matter what

[cyan seal]

why dont they play normal finals, why chinese version?

[eternal slate]

What's with the China version? Is it developed by a different team?

[exotic nimbus]

loud incorrect buzzer

[zenith apex]

Why are all the global version skins kinda lame, but the China server skins are so good

[pulsar mauve]

Sure, clean up winch's jank. The jank can easily fuck over the winch user as well. Like it flying out into a wall in narrow spaces, or just kinda doesn't go where you aim if you flick and use it (that's probably desync tho).

Oh, the fact that if you attack as soon at the pull ends and the first shot will just no reg.

[cyan seal]

why is there not a american version? Why china?

[olive solar]

assduk and bad at game Ben just ragebaiting but I'm dead serious that a sideways dash would've saved you there

though best not to be the one opening that door to begin with

[cyan seal]

someone explain, why there is gonna be china finals?

[jagged hawk]

Also just FYI some mice show up as a keyboard for some reason it’s a console issue v annoying, should be fine tho mine was a Logitech mx master so I assume it’s Logitech bullshit

[exotic nimbus]

its a fucking dash not a teleport dawg

[olive solar]

money

[cyan seal]

bro... they have clash of clans hcina too

[exotic nimbus]

maybe dont play like its fucking cod die then cry here about it

[olive solar]

u peak bronze pipe down

[cyan seal]

it doesnt look good and clean tho imma be honest

[tight hedge]

I mean the los was literally already cut by the time I was winched but 🤷🏼

[zenith apex]

fuck embark i need cute skin

[turbid moat]

ambush as the ambush class, if yk they are there, go around 😭

[covert flax]

oh yeah it's funny how this isn't the first time a revolver has outperformed a long range rifle in Embark's games

in TT2 of ARC, the weapon named Anvil, which was practically a hand cannon, was way too powerful on long ranges, to the point where it started to "cannibalize our rifles"

why does that sound a bit similar to the BFR...

[zealous marten]

Honestly as a outfit as a whole this looks sick.

The facepaint and the mask overall is big aura.

[exotic nimbus]

i dont play the game nearly enough to give a fuck about rank

[cyan seal]

like untreal engine beta

[olive solar]

not even peaked bronze damn I overestimated

[charred mural]

Oh my god should I just quit now if I know I’m only going to be a light main

[cyan seal]

you paper maybe

[zenith apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326141842537844739/1421029198734163979/1758796833.gif

[jagged hawk]

Chinese gaming culture is so interesting you can go down a rabbit hole

[exotic nimbus]

this is the same dude that was malding because he couldnt hit DMR shots over like 40-50 meters lol

[zenith apex]

i need this skin...

[turbid moat]

whats the dmr again

[olive solar]

leaderboard site is free lol

[cyan seal]

paper is free

[tight hedge]

lh1

[olive solar]

cry about it

[jagged hawk]

No, just try to become more versatile and dabble in the other classes until you find a playstyle you like on each class and just flip between them

[zealous marten]

))):<<< HEY DON'T LOOK DOWN ON BRONZE

YOU'RE JUST RUBY, PIPE DOWN

[exotic nimbus]

LH1

[jolly coral]

i guess i will have to tinker it a bit. It's only a backup when i'm away from my desktop. 😄

[pulsar mauve]

So outside of some poor ui choices, they're developing the game better than the original devs.

[jagged hawk]

Congrats holy

[cyan seal]

paper ruby

[turbid moat]

the average 3 teams i fucking fight in wt

[tight hedge]

woah, aiming at people's head and expecting it to do headshot damage!! crazy thought woah I must be delusional to expect the game to work as intended!!! 🤡

[olive solar]

true

[cyan seal]

told ya

[alpine maple]

is that yoshimitsu from tekken

[cyan seal]

im jus leveling my levels, tpying almost anything

[turbid moat]

its not a sniper, 50m is wuite far in this gamer drom what i know

[olive solar]

no it's me getting a cookie downstairs at midnight

[jagged hawk]

I’m wheezing that looks nothing like Yoshimitsu

[exotic nimbus]

youre using a gun way outside its intended range with a fuckass sight meant for much close ranges take responsiblity for playing like a dumbass for once

[zealous marten]

Pfft so what if you hit Ruby,

I tell you what. I hit Silver 1 today :)))

So I'm better 🤓 ☝️

[exotic nimbus]

you cant just expect to do eveyrthing in a ass backwards way and expect to be rewarded for it lol

[tight hedge]

60m is outside of the intended range of the marksman rifle you're so right!

[alpine maple]

it looks like it could be him... he changes the fit with every game

[pulsar mauve]

They could have asked any player with like 500+ hrs if the BFR was a good idea, and most would have said no.

[jagged hawk]

That’s true tbh

[exotic nimbus]

this aint battlefield bucko

[covert flax]

true I'd probably also say no (as an 600+ hrs player)

[jagged hawk]

I play hworang so I just get called slurs every time I play bc of the reputation hworang mains have; been playing hworang since tekken 3 lol

[ebon willow]

Woulda said no as well (400+ hours)

[tight hedge]

your casual play experience doesn't dictate the game for the rest of players. lh1 hitting heads at 60m is literally standard gameplay in kyoto..

[exotic nimbus]

and you still missed?

[tight hedge]

did you look at the clip? is my crosshair not literally overlapping the head?

[exotic nimbus]

sorry i forgot embark messes with you specifically

[jagged hawk]

lol

[exotic nimbus]

they just hate you my bad big dawg

[tight hedge]

this isn't an isolated issue to just me lmao

[alpine maple]

can i call you slurs real quick

[quartz violet]

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-stephen-a-smith-gif-13112895

[zealous marten]

Honestly though those Ruby badges look sick though, I like how they designed them like jet planes

[tight hedge]

hit reg in this game is known to be super unreliable

[exotic nimbus]

is it standart gameplay or a consistent issue? if its standart youre bad if its consistent maybe its intended

[jagged hawk]

If we ever play in tekken then yeah, I also main Steve in SSBU, im jus a horrible person in fighting games

[covert marsh]

Since when are we just calling hitreg intended lol

[jolly coral]

this gungame seems insane, especially dash+hammer 💀

[alpine maple]

lmfao why do you gravitate towards rage bait chars

[golden marten]

yoo sick combination what helmet is that

[exotic nimbus]

it was recoil and movement more than hitreg

[tight hedge]

you're an idiot

[charred mural]

Ight but ngl I can’t really do shi unless I’m running evasive N m11

[jagged hawk]

They’re fun and make people mess up out of rage a lot of the time

[covert marsh]

Villager inkling main here, I've yet to have been called slurs somehow

[exotic nimbus]

whatever dawg i will see you next time embark sabotages just your gameplay speficially so i can call you an idiot again

[olive solar]

the s4 one is bugged and doesn't have the wing thingies for some reason

@golden marten robocop helmet early on in ubp and level 80 ubp dress

[charred mural]

Maybe a problem is that I’m com banned on ps so I can’t hear nobody when I play

[alpine maple]

i hate you

[exotic nimbus]

i pushed 3 people and died :( i used a gun while strafing and not stopping to reset recoil and missed :( cry a river fuckass

[jagged hawk]

P90 medium with turret or heal beam, just play TDM and focus not on getting kills focus on not dying. It’ll help you with all classes not just medium taking the time to know when and how to get out of a losing fight without dying

[tight hedge]

the game is literally filled with bugs lmfao. why is trying to bring attention to actual problems with the game a bad thing? do you not want a game with less bugs?

[chilly holly]

I also main hwo see you in tekken 9

[jagged hawk]

I deserve it, I’ve chosen this path, at least I don’t play duck hunt

[hexed girder]

How big would a life size cash box be?

[exotic nimbus]

half the stuff you mention are not the game being bad its literally you doing a bad play and getting punished for it

[jagged hawk]

At least none of us play duck hunt, the truest rage bait in ssbu

[ebon willow]

Esu what the fuck

[covert marsh]

??? What happened in the last two minutes that everyone started hating duck hunt

[exotic nimbus]

in which world is opening a door to 3 people a good play for the ambush class

[alpine maple]

you people...

[ebon willow]

Oh my fucking god you don’t understand, every time I play against my friend I want to killl him

[jagged hawk]

Duck hunt pisses me off

[charred mural]

What scope do u run? And are u on console or pc

[covert marsh]

DOG I GOT A PARTNER :D

His name is roman and I'm obsessed

[ebon willow]

[stiff smelt]

i swear embark support is genuinely so bad, all i get are automated responses. i reported the same guy twice, once for boosting (5 min video proof) and another time for cheating and hes still running free.

[tight hedge]

not being able to sprint is STILL a bug from beta
not being able to shoot is STILL a bug from beta
getting shot around corners because of server desync is STILL a problem since beta
hit reg has been unreliable since beta
super dash comes and goes every other patch

there are so many more bugs in this game why would I not want embark to fix all those things..?

[jagged hawk]

Console, and scope depends on the gun p90 I go stock bc of the sight being cool, every other gun I either use the fcar sight the new pistol sight or red dot

[ebon willow]

I think this is peak and goes with the music I’m listening to now

[jagged hawk]

Sight is all personal preference though tbh

[exotic nimbus]

yeah the two things i argued with you about are not those

[covert marsh]

Funny enough he loves space and cats

[tight hedge]

both of them are hit reg issues

[ebon willow]

How to you feel about Kazuya

[charred mural]

Ight cool thanks for the help btw

[rotund minnow]

I love solo q

[ebon willow]

Two of the best things in life, after arc raiders of course

[jagged hawk]

He’s ight, funny seeing him in smash bc I mainline tekken mostly

[chilly holly]

I think not being able to shoot at least fixed

[exotic nimbus]

literally no stop blaming the game for doing not so great deicsions in game

[charred mural]

What are good gadgets to run? Defibrillator obviously but what about the other 2 slots

[tight hedge]

no I got it today

[rotund minnow]

[jagged hawk]

No problem no problem, hopefully your games go better 💕

[errant ginkgo]

Im gonna continue to blame lag to get over the fact I just cant aim with the bow

[exotic nimbus]

you dont win every engagement dont need to cry about it all

[ebon willow]

Fair enough, never got into tekkenI just saw funny character

[jagged hawk]

Honestly I respect that, bow is pain

[tight hedge]

shooting the enemy in the head and the shots not registering is a bad gameplay decision you're so right lmfao

[covert marsh]

My char list in order of how well and often I play em

Villager/inkling
jigglypuff
isabelle
mewtwo
ganon
link
dk
shiek
ridley
ike

[chilly holly]

I think it might be other problem because after embark moved onto "new gunplay" system I never had that issue, while can't sprint occured much more time while I had zero time of can't shoot

[exotic nimbus]

RECOIL+you were strafing

[ebon willow]

I actually hate you for jigglypuff

[narrow dagger]

jump pad/ goo grenade

[jagged hawk]

My top 5 mains,Steve, Little Mac, Rob, Kazuya, Toon Link

[ebon willow]

Yall got top 5 lists, it’s kazuya or nothing

[jagged hawk]

Real

[covert marsh]

My guy just plays exclusively cheese and top tiers... and tink

[rotund minnow]

I also play kazuya

[tight hedge]

I space my shots and tested the same scenario with the same cadance in practice range and all the shots landed there with the same aim same on a target that was actually even FURTHER than in the clip. why would the game behave differently in practice range than in the actual game.

[ebon willow]

Peak

[chilly holly]

I'm not playing kazuya

[jagged hawk]

I play toon link just to disrupt the culture

[ebon willow]

You mean twink

[rotund minnow]

not in smash tho

[alpine maple]

oh right the finals has a pacing mechanic
if you just mash you'll miss a lot, you need to have a rhythm with your shots, this goes for every single shot weapon, from lh1 to the deagles

[olive solar]

Embark deciding what flavor of poke meta we're having every major balance patch since s3

[covert marsh]

...roman reference

[tight hedge]

strafing doesn't affect bullet accuracy lmao.. tell me you know nothing about the game without telling me you know nothing about the game

[exotic nimbus]

elevation? the other players movement? how did you perfectly account for those in the range?

[tulip forge]

wow refference

[pulsar mauve]

They think they're playing Hades 2 fr. Wants i-frames.

[ebon willow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

[zealous marten]

I wish this chin part of the robocop helmet didn't exist
Then you could've worn it with the trentila gas mask

[tight hedge]

the other player is literally not moving

[jagged hawk]

Poke meta was always the meta, wake up

[exotic nimbus]

OTHER PEOPLE IN THE GAME CAN MAKE MICRO MOVEMENTS???

[ebon willow]

I need to sleep

[tight hedge]

yeah I know lol

[tulip forge]

your telling me

[jagged hawk]

You should sleep doggy

[ebon willow]

I need to work on my campaign ok

[olive solar]

nope s1 was fcar nuke meta

s2 was uhhhhhhhh double RPG pads and still fcar

[jagged hawk]

Fair enough

[tight hedge]

he is not Ill literally show you the clip again

[alpine maple]

who likes tekken here

[jagged hawk]

FCAR, you mean the long range AR on medium you can poke with?

[exotic nimbus]

damn youre bad

[jagged hawk]

AK supremacy btw, I want my 4 bullets back embark

[ebon willow]

Never played

[candid coral]

look like you wasnt there in S1, FCAR was EVERYWHERE

[pulsar mauve]

It does behave differently in the range in a lot of ways.

Explosions reliably dissipate smoke in the range, for example.

[olive solar]

I mean every gun is poke if you stretch the definition that much

I'd rather be melted by many bullets than 2 BFR cross map

[wet finch]

give AKM drum mag

[ebon willow]

Minigun poke meta when

[jagged hawk]

Poke with m11 real

[exotic nimbus]

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.

[tulip forge]

i second this

[tight hedge]

good copy pasta

[jagged hawk]

Poke meta with cerb

[exotic nimbus]

i know

[rotund minnow]

wasnt fcar the best med weapon then?

[ebon willow]

Dagger poke meta when

[alpine maple]

stop rage baiting they're literally aiming perfectly fine

[exotic nimbus]

the game says otherwise!

[pulsar mauve]

Wouldn't have hated this, but they added the Piss-90.

[tulip forge]

fmas>pike>fcar>akm/p90 depends on range

[candid coral]

YES

[jagged hawk]

Love how you copied this from the last time lmao

[alpine maple]

the game fucking sucks

[exotic nimbus]

yep :D

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-tekken5-heihachi-heihachi-mishima-anna-williams-gif-20725828

[exotic nimbus]

still just as effective

[ebon willow]

Might need to play

[rotund minnow]

they were talking about s1... famas wasn't in s1

[tight hedge]

actually rage baiting me

[jagged hawk]

Gets thrown in a volcano casually

[spare wharf]

<3 hit reg :)

[rotund minnow]

mememe

[jagged hawk]

Spoilers for like every tekken game ever

[ebon willow]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-gif-10789444016291934486

[exotic nimbus]

and you fall for it every single time man

[alpine maple]

don't worry guys volcanoes aren't lethal in tekken

[rotund minnow]

on God they arent

[jagged hawk]

How to spoil tekken 1-8, volcano

[tulip forge]

oh s1 fcar was insane

[jagged hawk]

Just like Lewis gun

[olive solar]

someone make the monkey a light and the lion a winch heavy and post it on da reddit for 5000 updoot

[pulsar mauve]

Make everything projectile based so everyone suffers equally.

[jagged hawk]

Also remember when the visual recoil was like, insane

[wet finch]

gun curved to the right

[exotic nimbus]

im pretty sure i said multiple times that i argue on bad faith like half the time

[alpine maple]

i wish i was talented enough for that

[elfin jewel]

bad faith arguing is goated I do it all the time

[pulsar mauve]

I made this a while ago.

[exotic nimbus]

its so much fun

[olive solar]

loving couple

[elfin jewel]

get bfr titan out of this game bro

[exotic nimbus]

nah give it 150 headshots

[eternal slate]

LOL! Glad you're not watching any of my gameplay 😅 😆

[jagged hawk]

Bad faith arguing when you’re right is the best you just leave them to figure it out themselves

[pulsar mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/the-undertaker-aj-styles-wwe-boneyard-match-wrestle-mania36-gif-16943983

[uneven scroll]

i would like an rpk for heavy which has an ak drum

[alpine maple]

i watch my grandpa say penis

[rotund minnow]

if only I wasn't constantly on 100ms. id continue playing dagger

[pulsar mauve]

No more generic hitscan weapons.

[exotic nimbus]

nah i keep poking and prodding its the best thing to do after a long day of making my baristas work

[jagged hawk]

Hear me out BFAK, just an AK with a drum mag for heavy

[uneven scroll]

i dunno what would set it apart but yknow i think the rpk is a cool gun

[alpine maple]

what region

[uneven scroll]

idfk it makes peoples heads explode when you get a headshot i just like the rpk

[rotund minnow]

middle east using eu

[pulsar mauve]

They can't even balance the weapons they do have.

[alpine maple]

wait, iraq?

[jagged hawk]

Oof I’ve heard horror stories of Middle East ping I’m sorry gng

[rotund minnow]

close. kuwait

[alpine maple]

oh hello neighbor

[exotic nimbus]

ive been running basically 0 utility on powershift with deagle, slam, lockbolt, RPG and c4 and it fucking rips people to shreds lmao

[jagged hawk]

Lockbolt is utility enough

[ivory berry]

Chat, is it more fun for you to get a new mouse or new mousepad?

[alpine maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sealutation-fine-shyt-huzz-salutations-good-evening-gif-5938284085007356871

[rotund minnow]

its not bad, I dont really notice it aside from thr de sync

[elfin jewel]

bringing a gun to power shift already shreds people ngl

[errant ginkgo]

Is this a sign to solo que ranked?

[dusk rover]

next season they are removing power shift from the game source trust me bro

[pulsar mauve]

Also, Embark seems to think "balance" means "weapons in the same category take turns being OP."

[jagged hawk]

Solo queue wt for your own sanity’s sake

[uneven scroll]

i just wanna see a gun i like in the game idk

[tight hedge]

pretty much this actually

[jagged hawk]

This is why I was so happy with p90 also when 93r launched

[exotic nimbus]

rpk can be a m60 skin tbh

[pulsar mauve]

1887 and Cerb

XP-54 and ARN

Now Pike and Repeater.

All received buffs and nerfs in the same patch that basically just swapped which was op.

Just nerf the OP thing jfc.

[uneven scroll]

True....

[jagged hawk]

When 93r launched I knew this game was gonna be peak and I was right

[tight hedge]

I mean I dont think ARN was ever overtuned tho
i'm thinking more 93r

[uneven scroll]

cerb is very different to 1887 though, it has the afterburn and can deal environmental effects

[olive solar]

no more real guns

I wanna shoot highly concentrated ospuze piss at ppl and they melt like it's acid

[crude ocean]

I've had my fold 7 and I'm realizing that I really didn't need this phone. It's kinda impractical.

[uneven scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[exotic nimbus]

i wish cerb was just a tad bit stronger its so cool shame its kinda mid

[jagged hawk]

They had to nerf it bc the lights cried

[exotic nimbus]

make that a flamethrower skin RN

[elfin jewel]

it's still p strong in good hands it's just holy titan and repeater rn

[uneven scroll]

cerb is very fun in casual, you just go BAP BAP and theyre on fire and you can watch them Burn.

[jagged hawk]

Lights ruin everything, cerb was so fun when you could one tap a light just like a light using a DB on another light

[tight hedge]

bro you are actually just a rage baiter how was I blind lmfao

[somber forge]

mmm bfr is so juicy

[opaque belfry]

new mosue

[uneven scroll]

its very fun combo'd with gas and goo, as you control the arena with it. you decide their actions >:333

[exotic nimbus]

i literally said i argue on bad faith half the time like 5 minutes ago?

[pulsar mauve]

93r is OP, but they have made the ARN just generally better than the XP-54. But when ARN was released, they made the XP-54 just better in most ways. Batshit insane decision.

[bright lodge]

I love seeing my opponents burn... Friendly fire included

[rotund minnow]

the shotguns feel nicer now that I know not to ads with them

[jagged hawk]

I’ve been infested with the goo gun main virus, goo gun is so fun

Goo stalling the light in a corner for like a whole minute brings me joy

[opaque belfry]

i wish to have a throwing knife skin thats shoes

[uneven scroll]

can make instant headglitches im telling you

[errant ginkgo]

Ermmm

[rotund minnow]

there's a chancla skin

[jagged hawk]

We have flip flops

[pulsar mauve]

Calling it now, they nerf the 93r and buff the V9S to about the same level the 93r was.

[uneven scroll]

place a goo blob on the floor and the other at an angle and BAM headglitch

[exotic nimbus]

how can i convince my gf to switch from mesh to goo for objectives give me argument pointers

[opaque belfry]

i need real boots

[tight hedge]

actually one of the most irking thing to play against

its not even OP or anything just mad annoying

[exotic nimbus]

haha

[uneven scroll]

goo gun has saved me lots from melee players. gooing them and using it to make space has saved my ass far too many times to count

[pulsar mauve]

Yeah you'll want that removed next if they nerf winch into worthlessness.

Cause you just want to always win vs Heavy.

[tight hedge]

I literally just said it wasn't op just annoying lol

[jagged hawk]

You could make a funny goo joke, or realistically you can block all enterances and windows and cover the box in goo to prevent steal, not to mention head glitches, you can climb walls with it, you can goo stall people to prevent steals, you can goo tower or make a goo bridge, not to mention you can make goo as cover anywhere you need it, so versatile

[exotic nimbus]

your sentiment will change once you dont have that focus

[pulsar mauve]

You'll say it's op if you start seeing it more.

[opaque belfry]

winch is op tho

[exotic nimbus]

thank you

[inland fractal]

remove kyoto

[elfin jewel]

remove kyoto

[jagged hawk]

Show her the clip from the closed qualifiers of pullkia getting goo’d to death

[uneven scroll]

goo puts you in control of the arena and ekazo the goo engineer has plenty of info

[pulsar mauve]

Most Light mains I see here want Heavy to be a shield monkey (that they can instantly glitch), that can never catch them.

[olive solar]

the changes to Kyoto helped but like they'd need to rework from the ground up to save that steaming pile of shit

[bright lodge]

Add Shibuya

[tight hedge]

not really. I didnt have any issues when mesh was meta because it was actually balanced.
Im just not sure how you can argue that winch is any fine right now in it's current state when 90% of heavy players in platinum+ are running winch because of how OP it is
and when there are countless known bugs associated with winch :/

[elfin jewel]

kyoto stadium
coming 2029

[opaque belfry]

people are playing matter??

[exotic nimbus]

i love how the other ruby dude has beef with you even though you play the most niche shit possible

[jagged hawk]

I want Seoul stadium first it deserves it

[jagged hawk]

In pro play yeah, pullkia is a goat with matter, one of the better off meta picks

[olive solar]

pretty much exclusively high elo and even then it's rare

[elfin jewel]

so fortune stadium

[pulsar mauve]

They need to not meticulously model every little dip in the terrain and make every rock hitbox perfectly match its shape.

[analog spear]

@swift garnet 3 STACK RUBY FOR WHAT

[arctic apex]

The changes to basements are nice I guess

[opaque belfry]

interesting

[jagged hawk]

Shoutout TSG Ricardo making it to the majors with a goo gun, absolute legend

[exotic nimbus]

top tier goo-ner

[uneven scroll]

kyoto does look very pretty though artistically

[slate tinsel]

THE OSPUZE!!!!! THE OSPUZE IS REEEEAAAALLLL!!!!!! https://pxlpowerup.se/shop/pxl-sour-core

[pulsar mauve]

Seeing it more in WT/QC/TDM this season.

[narrow dagger]

ayo wtf

[jagged hawk]

I love Kyoto especially if you see the irl references like the golden temple it’s like 1-1 almost

[arctic apex]

Restricted to sweden atm

[exotic nimbus]

that shit looks so peaceful man

[uneven scroll]

yeah! they outdid themselves with the map design

[jagged hawk]

Their map designers are insanely good

[slate tinsel]

ik, im still happy it exists

[arctic apex]

Gonna be hard to push this, the ziplines are all broken

[exotic nimbus]

to smoke a pack of djarum black and meditate here might heal my soul

[elfin jewel]

pull out goo pad

[jagged hawk]

Would save all of our souls tbh

[uneven scroll]

goo pad is so cool i love that gadget combo

[tight hedge]

thats not at all what it is. I just dont want heavy to be able to do shields, have the best CC in the game, have the best burst damage in the game, ahve the best defense in the game, have the most HP in the game, have the best sustain damage in the game, have the best destruction in the game, have the best stall in the game

season after season (in ranked mode at least) the game has revolved around heavy because heavy just does everything.
there was ONE season where MMM was the meta and that shit was actually even worse

[olive solar]

yeah same

ronin did a propaganda vid with matter as his top ranked gun for light this season bc I stacked with him a lot in ranked s7 lolollol

I was like bro no

[arctic apex]

Teammate forgot to run goo, dumbass is on glitch mines

[ancient valve]

why does the game look like shit with no AA, playing on 4k native res and it looks fucking horrible

[jagged hawk]

Seeing goo pad even being used by pros in the qualifiers is so funny peak

[wet finch]

what are you doing, turn it back on

[jagged hawk]

Running any game native res is ass why the fuck do you run games native res?

[exotic nimbus]

man i was gonna rage bait but i think we both had enough for the night truce?

[arctic apex]

Goo nade is very good

[ancient valve]

why would it be ass?

[tight hedge]

I mean Im aware now so

[exotic nimbus]

is that a yes or no

[jagged hawk]

This has to be rage bait

[ancient valve]

if i use dlss its laggy and creates shit performance, i turn off aa and its a bit better but still lags and shit performance, but its a bit more tolerable

[tight hedge]

sure lol

[pulsar mauve]

I'm no developer, but I gotta imagine having the hitboxes of a map be hyper accurate for things like little dips in the ground or the shape of rocks takes up more resources.

Also, it makes anything that bounces or things like Goo Nades easy less predictable.

[jagged hawk]

Use TAA or DLAA

[analog spear]

bro native rez is literally the standard for benchmarking and general gaming lmfao. No AA is way more clear of an image then any antialiasing

[wet finch]

AA is Anti-Ass duh

[exotic nimbus]

what gpu are you using for 4K?

[jagged hawk]

we aren’t benchmarking we are trying to enjoy playing the game and without any anti aliasing the game looks horrible why would anyone subject themselves to gaming without even just like TAA or some sort of anti aliasing

[sour quiver]

i love matching with ruby losers while my friend is in silver very shit game embark

[jagged hawk]

play wt

[exotic nimbus]

but the plat BFR skin goes so hard :(

[ancient valve]

3080ti ftw3 evga

[sour quiver]

wow what a solution

[analog spear]

actually delusional holy shit, have u not learned that people REALLY dislike AA?

[jagged hawk]

True

[exotic nimbus]

man im gonna be very real with you here i dont think 3080 is a modern 4K ready card

[pulsar mauve]

They can't have all that at once and you know it.

[jagged hawk]

I mean, technically it solves the problem

[ancient valve]

it really is, i dont have issues playing games 4k max settings

[jagged hawk]

Trying to run a game 4k no anti aliasing on a 3080 is wild lol

[uneven scroll]

4k is also. yeah dont

[jagged hawk]

Might be able to get away with 1440p probably

[uneven scroll]

you can get 120fps high on 1440 and be very happy

[pulsar mauve]

4k overrated. Went with 2k/UHD/1440/wtf ever you wanna call it.

[exotic nimbus]

man i got a 7900xtx and even id rather not deal with 4K

[zealous bobcat]

does anyone know how I just got 20,000 fans from playing 1 quick cash? i cannot see any missions or whatever that would do that

[sour quiver]

no it dosnt theres rubys there too what im getting at is why are me and my friend whos in SILVER getting ranked matches against top 500

[small sphinx]

Hot take: the game is playable at just about any framerate holy shit

[ancient valve]

have too, if you play on a lower res than what your monitor puts out the image is blury and low resolution, cant see anything, need to play on 4k for it to actually be liable

[small sphinx]

Tested out 60, then 30, and even 30 looks great lmao

[zealous bobcat]

anything above 24fps 😎

[tiny oriole]

as someone with incredibly low frame rates, i wish

[exotic nimbus]

sometimes you get all your progress at once again like doesnt reset or give you extra just runs to wherever you are at once after a game

[analog spear]

ur actually lying to yourself

[pulsar mauve]

You are at a massive disadvantage in PvP games at 30.

[topaz coral]

Why is the cerberus 12ga shotgun so bad😭

[small sphinx]

Well, 40 is where it gets comfortable, but it's not unplayable at 30 :P

[jagged hawk]

There’s a lot of factors to account for, regional player count differences, seeding, the rank differences between you guys, if any of them are in their unranked matches, etc etc.

i dont know what to tell you 🤷

[inland fractal]

REMOVE KYOTO

[analog spear]

u literally said "30 looks great" 😭

[jagged hawk]

Got nerfed a while back bc it was op against lights could literally one tap them

[small sphinx]

And it does, try it sometime!

[pulsar mauve]

It's not, but it's unforgiving.

Weapons like the FAMAS and Repeater being overtuned make it seem weak.

[jagged hawk]

it used to be so peak, i miss you pre nerf cerb

[analog spear]

bro play a full match at 30 ur actually insane lmaooo

[topaz coral]

Like i got it today, shot a light THREE TIMES and it wouldn't die

[ancient valve]

nah you are lying, go play a 60fps title for 1 hour then hop onto a game thats 30fps, you have to be lying to say its playable after that change

[arctic apex]

Revert cerb to release cerb

[jagged hawk]

Give me my 4 ak bullets back embark

[pulsar mauve]

It's for very close range only.

[spring patio]

does anybody know how to fix ths: Login failed due to a service interruption, please try again later.

SID: d3b49n1oekn3pk13vt8g

[arctic apex]

Only does 99 damage max and there’s a 50% chance for the fire to just not activate

[jagged hawk]

Best bet is going thru embark support probably

[pulsar mauve]

Pretty sure that's weaker than current Cerb.

[topaz coral]

Okay i was at like a medium range but THREE SHOTS? OF A FIRE SHOTGUN DOESNT KILL A LIGHT?

[exotic nimbus]

give deagle its range back

[jolly coral]

it is playable, but is it enjoyable ?

[arctic apex]

Its a damage buff but means the spread isn’t as tight

[crude cypress]

medium range w a very short range gun

[ancient valve]

i mean the human eye can see 30fps, thats why you use both and get 60.

[pulsar mauve]

I mean it's a blunderbuss style shotgun. Gotta be hugging.

[jagged hawk]

Tbh with BFR now they would be too similar it’s too late to revert it now that BFR is meant as a long range handgun

[exotic nimbus]

they gotta give the deagles something to make up for losing their niche

[topaz coral]

I guess yea, they need to add new weapons for light, im a light main but the weapons are getting boring

[primal monolith]

nope but i have bug where it kick me out of server sometimes all the sudden after 30sec. and need restart whole pc, before it start work again

[jagged hawk]

They’re still really good tho at least

[arctic apex]

What if we nerfed BFR range to be a handgun range handgun

[jolly coral]

not my point, but i agree with you. 60+FPS is just the way to go, even 45 to 50 is drastically better than 30.

[jagged hawk]

Nah, increase the range and damage and headshot multiplier and mag size

[exotic nimbus]

they got hit with a shovel for no reason :(

[loud abyss]

only if we can fan the hammer with it

[ancient valve]

i would say anything about 54 is great, it gives the smoothness but without having any suffering.

[jagged hawk]

that’s every gun in this game tho to be fair they all get the bonk eventually

[tight hedge]

dome + pad RPG + winch + c4 + shak/bfr/deagles/sa1216

dome gives an extra 300hp to the 350 hp class while they can shoot back at you

Pad > RPG has been the staple ape engage since this game came out (potential 300 damage opener)

winch can pull someone into your team which is 90% of the time certain death

c4 is literally THE standard to stall cashouts

All of heavies (meta) guns, while having technically the slowest dps, will out TTK both M and L just because of the health pool difference.

like yes, heavy does do everything..

[pulsar mauve]

Look at it as a support weapon for healers. Do some fast damage, heal, reload, repeat.

If your center your pellets right you can proc a burn at range.

[topaz coral]

What was the niche with the deagles? They seem good still

[lean trench]

[low gorge]

wait i just noticed, there was no update yday ?

[jagged hawk]

Deagles still perform really well even after the nerf

[lean trench]

I told them not to since I’m new and needed to catch up

[jolly coral]

exactly. You can play at 30FPS, the game works fine and it is fluid to a certain degree. But still choppy compared to higher FPS. Anyone saying differently is delusional.

[drifting dirge]

Why the heck can a famas kill a heavy from medium range in 0.2 seconds

[tiny oriole]

the difference between below 60 and 60 is insane, i've played at below 60 for so long, i turned my settings all the way down to an unbelievable amount and my ability to aim increased by like a huge amount

[exotic nimbus]

not ragebaiting the BFR should be tuned down just a bit

[topaz coral]

Deagles like 4 tap a heavy if all headshots wdym

[lean trench]

[ancient valve]

because its not yours, everyone elses does good damage but yours

[exotic nimbus]

they lost their range for like no reason

[tiny oriole]

OFC i can't keep it like that bc the game was unbelivably blurry, but you can just feel the immense difference