retired-patch-6-3-discussion

[rigid shard]

Oh i didnt get the trial at all

[spiral bridge]

I couldn't contain my excitement

[rigid shard]

Like

[gaunt star]

Asahi was mad, the one using his body is madder

and Zenos was like :|

I'm going to kill myself now wtf

[rigid shard]

We got to the active time thing and then we died and then we try again but THIS TIME EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT

[gaunt star]

[spiral bridge]

Zenos is always like :|

[rigid shard]

Wtf was that

[spiral bridge]

Unless it comes to the warrior of light

[viscid monolith]

||I knew Zenos was going to take the throne||

[serene vortex]

@tender fog how can you play with this much clipping

idk if i respect htat or think of you as a madman

that*

[spiral bridge]

Also the tank buster on the trial is actually nuts

Legit use all your cool downs or an invul or die tbh

[stiff lynx]

i only have to use 1 cd

unless u mean extreme

[spiral bridge]

Hits like a truck, don't know if it's meant to be shared

[serene vortex]

nm definitely isn't a oneshot

tank only used one

[leaden wind]

we used tank lb and collective unconciousness and survived with like 1/3 hp left

*1/4

[stiff lynx]

ya it only brought me to like 75% hp in nm

[tender fog]

@tender fog how can you play with this much clipping
@serene vortex what clipping

[spiral bridge]

It's fun though

[serene vortex]

the hair

[stiff lynx]

omg

the trial drops a triple triad card

i just noticed it

lol

[spiral bridge]

Lol

[gaunt star]

Runar my baby

I'm rooting for you big boy

[leaden wind]

I'm not, I still ship Y'shtola and WOL

[spiral bridge]

Alisaie and her crush on the WoL when she wins the fang competition is mad cute

[tender fog]

it barely clips

[spiral bridge]

I've got too many WoL ships to count

[serene vortex]

i don't ship anyone with anyone

this is not a game about romance

[serene vortex]

😠

[spiral bridge]

I mean the game clearly hints at it, it's just up to players interpretation since it's your story

Per say

[leaden wind]

I mean, any media where there are two characters will have ships

it's the way the world is

[autumn haven]

My fav boy is still there so I'm happy(just wondering whats next with that side), and I'm really curious now on to how they're going to wrap up the entire arc

[slim egret]

NO NO NO NO NO NO WHYD THE PATCH END ON SUCHA CLIFF HANGER WTF

[gaunt star]

Yshtola and runar are just where its at

[slim egret]

DONT DO THIS TO ME NOOO

[gaunt star]

[tender fog]

i just... love exarch

[serene vortex]

i don't think it's a cliffhanger

[rancid pebble]

When's zenos x wol happening next patch

[slim egret]

it kinda is

[serene vortex]

it ended on a very good note

[viscid monolith]

Every patch ends with a cliffhanger

[serene vortex]

rather than a cliffhanger

[slim egret]

but this cliffhanger

[serene vortex]

it ended on a

[slim egret]

had me more hyped

[serene vortex]

"story is going to be slightly worse from now on"

hanger

[slim egret]

im mor einterested now

lol

[spiral bridge]

I don't know

[serene vortex]

||featuring graha tia from shadowbringers||

[spiral bridge]

Zenos being the super bland dude he is doesn't give me hope

For what's next

[serene vortex]

||idk i'm really not a fan of zenos .||

[slim egret]

im more excited about Fandaniel

[viscid monolith]

I'm glad the sadboys are gone

[slim egret]

he seems really interesting

[viscid monolith]

About as interesting as Kefka

[gaunt star]

he literally does nothing, he just let ascian boyo do his thing

[left rivet]

this new trial even non ex is a dick

[rancid pebble]

I'm waiting for inevitable summoning of people from the first for things in the source in the later patches

[left rivet]

1 person fails the quick time = wipe

[slim egret]

theres a lot of insta wipes in it too

if someones dead before quick time

is a wipe

no mattter what

[serene vortex]

i will say this

[spiral bridge]

The DRK AOE also hits really hard

[serene vortex]

||eden without thancred and urianger is going to suck a bit ||

[left rivet]

had a fuckign dragoon die 16 times in ONE run

[spiral bridge]

And i think you need tank LB3 to survive the LB4

Not sure

[serene vortex]

yes

[slim egret]

I really hate Gaia as a character

[serene vortex]

you need to

[slim egret]

idk somethines off about her

i dont like her

[spiral bridge]

Even if the Eden story is bad, the Eden bosses have all been pretty good

Looking forward to whatever the next tier is

[slim egret]

I really think they got better at making the cutscenes

the animations are getting better

[gaunt star]

if someones dead before quick time

No

[serene vortex]

||ryne is 100% going to be utilized more outside of shadowbringers, mark my words.||

[gaunt star]

They get bought back

[dapper lantern]

||Thinking about what was said in the last cutscene a bit more it is a bit weird ain't it? Spoken as if the apocalypse WILL happen. But no way that's gonna happen when us the heroes are around.||

[gaunt star]

We passed QTE with a dead guy

[wary peak]

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

[serene vortex]

||she's too much of a fan favorite in jp to not be used more.||

[slim egret]

oh ok

[gaunt star]

Ye

[slim egret]

iits a strict qte then

and one failure is a wipe

[gaunt star]

Ya

[spiral bridge]

Zenos wants apocalypse to fight the WoL to the death because nothing else gets his pp hard

[gaunt star]

@serene vortex plus she has Minfilias powers so its possible she will eventually learn how to cross rifts

[white rapids]

How long do this take to grow?

[gentle mist]

now after a no-wipe trial, a 9-minute queue to Puppets' Bunker

[serene vortex]

||what are the odds se goes for the worst possible outcome of killing off ryne while thancred is back in the source||

what are the odds of that happening

[spiral bridge]

Very low

[white rapids]

🍉

[coral thicket]

so um

about fandaniel

another convocation member?

[faint dagger]

no

he's a sundered normie

[coral thicket]

dafaq?

[faint dagger]

elidibus was the last of the original-original ascians that we know of

and he's dead

[coral thicket]

the insignia tho

[faint dagger]

fandaniel is an ascian, but not an original unsundered soul

[gaunt star]

Fandaniel is also an overlord

[coral thicket]

ohh

[gaunt star]

but a sundered one ye

[coral thicket]

so just like 1 below the original 3?

[stiff lynx]

he's gonna be kefka 2.0

watch

[coral thicket]

oh i have no doubt

[slim egret]

itll be cool if hes like kefka

[devout helm]

Welp, I just finished Patch 5.3 x-x

Idk how to feel

[slim egret]

I like the over the top personality

[faint dagger]

i'm sad cause my name is daniel and now I get to watch it being thrown around for years

[coral thicket]

LOL

[devout helm]

Same Suhun.

[coral thicket]

this story has been amazing tho

like

20/10 across the board

i can't ask for anything more

[slim egret]

i give this msq 9/10

[faint dagger]

was hoping zenos just shot him and left him to find another body like varis did to emet

[serene vortex]

||i'm still not over elidibus actually just ending||

[devout helm]

Mhm! I'm so happy with G'raha Tia x-x

[slim egret]

just because it started me out doing fetch quests

[serene vortex]

||like this can't be the end for the og's dude, this can't be.||

[devout helm]

It seems to be tho.

[gaunt star]

Ryne headpat

[faint dagger]

i mean it technically isn't if Emet can still fuck with the world after getting haurchefant'd

[gaunt star]

[next quarry]

Anyone got a link to the more calm version of eternal Wind

[devout helm]

Oh yeah, that was lovely

[gaunt star]

Ryne headpat

Me

[faint dagger]

think my entire group was grinning or popping off when it did the emet wave

[gaunt star]

[next quarry]

Same

Everyone was going wild

[gaunt star]

Aza

[coral thicket]

that trial was just

omg

[faint dagger]

and then thankfully since I happened to glance here at the right time in advance, i had my finger on the tank LB trigger

[devout helm]

Ek, ikr.

[coral thicket]

yea

[slim egret]

DUDE THAT TRIAL WAS AWESOME CAUSE OF THAT CUTSCENE

[next quarry]

I was stumbling to tell the tank to lb

[slim egret]

THE SNAP

[devout helm]

THE CUTSCENE WAS AAAAH

[coral thicket]

yea also the tank LB

that was lit

[next quarry]

The GNB thankfully listened

[devout helm]

Also, that animated end cutscene was lovely

I wish we had more animated cutscenes- but it takes a lot more time.

[next quarry]

We all pat Elidibus at the end

[devout helm]

xD

[wraith arrow]

Hey Aza

[next quarry]

Hi yuel

Sooooooo many FF references this patch too

[gaunt star]

Aza

Not azw

[next quarry]

Not only WoL

[gaunt star]

Yuel

Have you done trial yet

[spiral wagon]

@swift kraken you forgot one

[coral thicket]

ahh yes

[gaunt star]

She is

[next quarry]

She is so adorable

[coral thicket]

another one to be protected

[gaunt star]

We will protect her.

[wraith arrow]

My sub isn’t paid

[gaunt star]

No messing around from me anymore

[slim egret]

zzzzz that part with the kids was boring

[wraith arrow]

Also she’s gonna fucking die next expansion

[silk frost]

there's just one new dungeon and one new trial right

[slim egret]

fight me

[gaunt star]

Okay so basically

[devout helm]

Also she’s gonna fucking die next expansion
At least she will be back 😭

[gaunt star]

5 new classes

[viscid monolith]

She's so cute I could have a heart attack

[silk frost]

this is the first time I've been present for a patch since I started playing

[devout helm]

Same! ^

[next quarry]

||I can just imagine that meme with "what's up fellow kids" but with WoL and ascians instead||

[slim egret]

necromancer would be an awesome class

[swift kraken]

@spiral wagon PROTECC ENGAGED

[gaunt star]

Ink mage
Thief
Berserker
Necromancer
Chemist

Ezpz

[slim egret]

can we have necromancer

[fossil basalt]

Dude, the fight requiring a Tank LB made me lose my fucking shit.

[gaunt star]

Id play berserker that shit horny

[spiral wagon]

@swift kraken

[next quarry]

I LOVED BERSERKER

[gaunt star]

too similar to warrior

[slim egret]

would necromancer be a healer or dps

[next quarry]

That fight was cool

[drowsy pelican]

healer

but no healing spells

only ressurrects

[wispy bolt]

Where do I obtain Allagan Melon Seeds?

[silk frost]

I'll be a necromancer if one of Hildebrand's corpse friends is the guildmaster

[gaunt star]

Next expansion

The girl grows up

And is rhe chemist teacher

[spiral wagon]

i love it how at the beginning they made mention of a possible alchemist (im preditcting healer) class

[next quarry]

Graha is soooo cute too

[silk frost]

there's already an alchemist class

you mean chemist

[spiral wagon]

yes

[wispy bolt]

Where do I obtain Allagan Melon Seeds?

[wraith arrow]

Even if I do pay my sub

I still need to finish Crystal tower

[coral thicket]

is alchemist a combat class in other FF games?

[silk frost]

yes-ish

[wraith arrow]

I think so

[obsidian smelt]

Where do I go for the new relic weapon quests?

[gaunt star]

Not out

[next quarry]

Not yet

[gaunt star]

Until 5.35

[next quarry]

5.35

[obsidian smelt]

Ah

[next quarry]

I'm taking a break to study

Then I wanna do everything else

[silk frost]

all this stuff doesn't affect me yet

[obsidian smelt]

What can I do that Iv completed the new ms quests?

[silk frost]

i just got to ala mhigo

[gaunt star]

I'm done with msq now

[onyx sundial]

we wiped once on WoL and it ws good after all

[silk frost]

I'm just curious

[gaunt star]

So im yonnw ublock the alliance raid

[next quarry]

Sapphire weapon, Shiva Unreal, Nier

[gaunt star]

And do sorrows of wrtlyy

[next quarry]

The new EX

[gaunt star]

Whilst I wait on you guys

[wary peak]

So are we gonna talk about Cat mom and the fact she has a Mans

[next quarry]

I wanna get the PLD weapon since would I really be a WoL without them

[gaunt star]

No

[wraith arrow]

Please don’t be a caster
Please don’t be a caster

[bitter raven]

Is there a gwibble mount this patch?

[next quarry]

Casters are fine

Yes

[wraith arrow]

Fuck casters

[next quarry]

WoL has a Gwiber

[gaunt star]

Its gonna be a caster

[wraith arrow]

My inner demons

[bitter raven]

Any picture of it?

[next quarry]

Not yet?

Might have to dig around

Oooorrrr

Gonna check lodestone

[wraith arrow]

It’s probably gonna be a golden Gwiber

[bitter raven]

I see thanks for the answers

[next quarry]

Lodestone isn't updated

Fuck

Probably because spoilers

[wary peak]

I sometimes think im the only one in the camp that hopes we bring Fordola back

[hardy horizon]

But Garland Tools is updated

[wispy bolt]

Im just gonna ask this question every minute until I get an answer: Where do I obtain Allagan Melon Seeds?

[next quarry]

Are you asking in the right place

This is the 5.3 spoilers channel

[wary perch]

Fucking Yoko taro

[gaunt star]

It is not in patch notes

#questions-and-help might help

[wispy bolt]

Im just gonna ask this question every minute until I get an answer: Where do I obtain Allagan Melon Seeds?

[next quarry]

GWIBER OF LIGHT

[wary perch]

didn't expect they add new zone in weapon series trial

[gaunt star]

Ask the correct channel then

[next quarry]

They added a new zone?

[wary perch]

Also crime and punishment is the last Nier quest?

[wispy bolt]

Im just gonna ask this question every minute until I get an answer: Where do I obtain Allagan Melon Seeds?

[next quarry]

Are you listening to us at all?

[wary perch]

@wispy bolt from housing area merchant I think

[next quarry]

We're saying you would have better luck asking the questions channel

[gaunt star]

Imagine if people could use google

[wispy bolt]

ty

[wary perch]

It's stated in the patch note

[wraith arrow]

Hey when does the maintenance end?

[next quarry]

Tomorrow

[wraith arrow]

Awesome

[wary perch]

Next year

[gaunt star]

Next Tuesday

[wary perch]

Btw is crime and punishment last Nier quest?

[gaunt star]

Did yshtola always have her ring

On her pinkie

Wait

[next quarry]

Probably in the source

[wary peak]

Oh gawd damn it I cant stop crying

[drowsy quartz]

@wispy bolt housing merch where do i find weathering agent?

[gaunt star]

Ring from runar

aaaaaah

BABY

BABABBABABAB

Ex

Arch

Wooooh

Pog

Champ

[next quarry]

Did you beat shiva

[gaunt star]

No

I'm on final cutscene

[next quarry]

I still gotta get the EX and Nier raid

[gaunt star]

I forgot about shiva

G'raha Tia the scion

Horny

[wraith arrow]

I ain’t doing shiva

[gaunt star]

Hornyyyy

[next quarry]

I'm marrying Graha

[gaunt star]

Mmmmm

No

@swift kraken is

[next quarry]

Platonic marriage

[gaunt star]

And im marrying urianger

[next quarry]

I'll take Thancred then

[wary perch]

Nier quest end after you finish searching for anogg?

That's it?

[gaunt star]

So considering i dont have crystarrium gear yet, should i keep grinding for white tomestones or get something else

Grahas new hsirdtyle

[next quarry]

We're definitely going to Ilsabard huh

[swift kraken]

my experience so far

[gaunt star]

Pain

Is my experience so far

[grim dragon]

OH MY GOD THE TRIAL IS SO FUN

[swift kraken]

the minion i cant

i just cant

[next quarry]

It is

[gaunt star]

Zenos

[swift kraken]

i cant

cant im

fucking

[next quarry]

What's the minion?

[swift kraken]

[next quarry]

I haven't done the raid yet

[swift kraken]

||graha unmasked||

[next quarry]

OH

RHAT ONE

[gaunt star]

Wind up mystel

[swift kraken]

THAT MINION

[nimble barn]

Does anyone have the full items list for the patch?

[swift kraken]

YES

[next quarry]

YESSS

[swift kraken]

I FUCKING SCREAMED IRL

[wraith arrow]

How long did it take you guys to get to the end of the msq

[next quarry]

4 and a half hours

[wary perch]

Um no one did Nier yet is it?

[next quarry]

I used trusts

[swift kraken]

i did nier

[gaunt star]

Why the fuck is asahi still alive

[wraith arrow]

Ok so if I skip the cutscenes I can be done in at least a hour

[swift kraken]

ok i should go away

see ya when im at the end

[wary perch]

Is the last quest for Nier crime and punishment?

[next quarry]

Yuel pls

[unique verge]

imagine skipping CS on this MSQ

[wraith arrow]

I got shit to do today I’m skipping these cutscenes

[stiff lynx]

how do the pods work in nier raid

:l

[wraith arrow]

Atleast the boring ones

[unique verge]

Literally the best CS's they've ever done, "sorry i dont got time for that"

[gaunt star]

Who the fuck is this asahi

[next quarry]

Better

But still annoying

[gaunt star]

Whom the fuck

Are you

I want names

[wraith arrow]

Looks like he’s another ascian taking over asashi dead body

[wary perch]

Disappointed nothing is explained about Nier origin in xiv

[wraith arrow]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wary perch]

Probably last patch

[gaunt star]

Fandaniel

[wary perch]

But I suppose we now know why no one see the bunker

[gaunt star]

Another Ascian pog

@swift kraken did you finish 5.3

Talk to ||graha|| after you finish final quest

And show him

[wary perch]

Funny you can pose with the g warrior

And the game will prompt are you done posing yet lol

[gaunt star]

I like this set up

[rain oasis]

Guys

[gaunt star]

Zenos + fandaniel

Zenos is boring but fandaniel brings life to the roo.

[frozen spade]

so tall my head was almost fully cut off in a cutscene

[gaunt star]

They compliment each other

Good set up

[serene vortex]

ok but when are we gettign his hair

[rain oasis]

I dyed my character hair in honor of the Exarch. I haven't did a single change in my character since i started playing.

[next quarry]

The WoL trial caught me off guard and made me like Elidibus more in the end

[serene vortex]

ok but when are we getting his hair

it's so femboy

he's such a femboy now

[gaunt star]

Never

[serene vortex]

all he needs is a face mask

[rain oasis]

also, that's epic

[unique verge]

Fandaniel removes some of the doubt i had for the story going forward, when Yoshi said "this is the end of the Hydaelyn vs. Zodiark story" or whatever.

[wraith arrow]

Mfw when Zenos isn’t the trial fight so we gotta deal with his boring ass for another 4 years

[gaunt star]

final chapter in the tail of this star

[rain oasis]

Boring?

[gaunt star]

6.0nis rhe end pog

[rain oasis]

I respect your opinion, but I gotta say it is quite shit

Zenos is pretty cool

[next quarry]

This star

What if we go to dragonstar

[gaunt star]

End ff14 already

5.3 done

[unique verge]

FF14 is never gonna end as long as its this popular.

[rain oasis]

Also

does that mean that the WoL being an Au'ra

is canon?

[unique verge]

Its a fucking money printer, and one of the only reliable ones SE has.

[rancid swift]

hey lads, i noticed a new orchestrion roll version of the limsa theme from the piano collections album. does it come with the album or do you think itll be on mogstation?

[cosmic mica]

RIP TATARU

and her cakes

[wraith arrow]

i feel like they should have kept zeno dead when we beat him at the end of 4.0.it's like you go through this story and he beats you everytime untill you finally fight him and hes fused with shinryu,and at the end he's like"GG im a head out"and he just straight up kills himself.thats how you make a bad guy fun.

[bitter cloud]

do i have a bad graphics setting or is ma boi's clothing looking like something from minecraft

[craggy pawn]

||Dafuq is wrong with elidibus, smh I kinda hate him even more now||

[onyx sundial]

Nah its really likethat

[bitter cloud]

xD aight, i was scared i was playing w/ low graphics on for the story

[wraith arrow]

Why does crystal exarch have Minecraft graphics in that picture

[pale sand]

Riqi-Tio is my new favorite NPC

[rain oasis]

It's really like that, even at my 2560x1440 screen

[pale sand]

She wants to be an apothecary, just like my character lmao

Bro, like, I can't stop tearing up about it lmao

[gaunt star]

Same pixel thingy happens to Hien’s outfit as well

[eternal pulsar]

dude, this story

i'm in tears

[gaunt star]

is the quest where ||one of the dwarves goes missing and we can't find her the end of the current NieR quests?||

[pulsar yacht]

I don't get his graphs either (would think se didn't overlook it weith how much time he gets close up wise)

as far as i know yes

[gaunt star]

ight ty

[eternal pulsar]

probably has less to do with overlooking and more that it just is the way it is

[cosmic mica]

||is zenos actually super weak? we don't ever fight him as a ex/savage/ultimate ||

[gaunt star]

and where's the new crafting beast tribe again?

[eternal pulsar]

Kholusia

@cosmic mica ||technically we do||

[next quarry]

||He took over shinryu||

[gaunt star]

I dont mind zenos because he was pretty cool in SB but he just doesnt have the same vibes in shb so im kinda over him

Azem

[eternal pulsar]

Azem's Steppe

[gaunt star]

We are dawn mother

[coral thicket]

so um

what do we call ourselves now

||azem||?

[next quarry]

||So the original WoL had the design of FF1's eh?||

[gaunt star]

No

Well, we're ||azem|| with the other 7 (8 including ard?) Shards

[eternal pulsar]

WoDL

or WoLD

[gaunt star]

And apparently so

Yes Ard is part of us now

[coral thicket]

that seems very confusing tho

[gaunt star]

It makes sense why the minion looks like that

[eternal pulsar]

does it really

[gaunt star]

I was confused for a while

Why would we call ourselves azem

We know who we once were

[next quarry]

We're not whole yet

[gaunt star]

That's it

Yeah

Remember that we once were...

[swift kraken]

IM DOEKN EN BEJIWJGWBEJKDGBAASDHBIHAWVEUDHVHKUASVFH KAJHFV SKVJKAVFKJVGWRH

MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gaunt star]

Lnfjdnkdlsks

[next quarry]

Khadame

[gaunt star]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[next quarry]

Calm down

[swift kraken]

you can see my keyspam in the corner

[gaunt star]

NO

[swift kraken]

AHGHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[gaunt star]

9ajsuwhdhdbehw9wbeiwbei2n39wkwne82ndnxni2mxzmk

The ending is so good

[swift kraken]

I CANT FUCKIJNG

TAKE IT

ANYMORE

[onyx sundial]

Same

[swift kraken]

IM GONNA NUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[next quarry]

Felt like an ending to a game

[onyx sundial]

Im so happy

[gaunt star]

@swift kraken stop

[onyx sundial]

Im super

[gaunt star]

Calm down

[onyx sundial]

Dupee happy

[next quarry]

Rather than a mid-cycle patch

[swift kraken]

i LITERALLY COULDNT FUCKING BE MORE BAPPY

HOLY SHIT*'

[gaunt star]

I dont see ||Zenos|| ❤️

[swift kraken]

THIS IS MY FANFIC

[gaunt star]

aaaaaaaaaa

[floral idol]

so uh, no idea how i didn't die to this fight.

[onyx sundial]

And hes now part of the scions

[swift kraken]

IF HE DIES NEXT CPAC IM GOING TO FUCKING NEV ER FORGOVE

[floral idol]

when it was LITERALLY INVISIBLE.

[gaunt star]

Whars that

[swift kraken]

NEVER EVER

PLEASE

[gaunt star]

He's always been part of the scions

[swift kraken]

PLEASE JUST KEEP MY CAT ALIVE PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES

[gaunt star]

Pretty sure

[next quarry]

No

[gaunt star]

Oh

[swift kraken]

I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT ZENOS AND ASAHI PLEASE

[gaunt star]

Oh puppets bunker

[next quarry]

He's just from the same school as some scion members

[cosmic mica]

i just want them killed off the storyline yea

[next quarry]

Krile knows Graha

[gaunt star]

Baldesion

Ah

Okay

[cosmic mica]

overstayed welcome for 2 expacs

[swift kraken]

krile calls him raha too

theyre close

omg

finally

krile and rgaha

interactions

[gaunt star]

Im remembering graha's introduction in the crystal tower stuff now

[teal geyser]

Finally

[swift kraken]

this has to be my fanfic this CANT BE REAL

[next quarry]

G'raha was even invested in eureka

[gaunt star]

He's so fucking adorable

[teal geyser]

G'raha and everyone interactions

[swift kraken]

THIS LITERALLY CANT BE REAL

[onyx sundial]

Its real

And be happy

[swift kraken]

OMG IM SO HAPPY

[teal geyser]

I finished main story btw

hi

[swift kraken]

[onyx sundial]

Such a happy ending

[next quarry]

Hi

Yes

[swift kraken]

hi cal

[next quarry]

WoL

[swift kraken]

how are you feeling

[onyx sundial]

Such a good fight

[teal geyser]

um

I cried thrice

[onyx sundial]

Such a good dungeon

[gaunt star]

Did you cry at trial

[swift kraken]

i cried at trial

[onyx sundial]

I cried after

[swift kraken]

god

[next quarry]

Eternal Winds make me cry every time it plays

[swift kraken]

when

he turned into the housing item

[gaunt star]

I laughed then i cried

[swift kraken]

i just cant

[gaunt star]

Then i cried again

[swift kraken]

i cant i fuck i cried fuck shit

[gaunt star]

I cried and then i missed

[onyx sundial]

When he turned into a crystal i took a break

[gaunt star]

I cried two more times and then i missed

[onyx sundial]

And cried

Try not to cry

[teal geyser]

I cried post trial, almost at Eulmore, did with Seto, did with the final Crystarium goodbyes

[onyx sundial]

But still cry

[gaunt star]

When ||seto was visualising ardbert? I cried||

[swift kraken]

i cried

[faint dagger]

i cried at the goodbye scene and at seto

[swift kraken]

at post trial

twice

[faint dagger]

and I never fucking cry at shit

[gaunt star]

Bro i did that trial blurry eyed

The wave

[teal geyser]

I'm glad they put Y'shtola where she was because I really needed the laugh

[obsidian smelt]

This update hit me hard with feels...

[gaunt star]

I used to think that wave was so stupid

[faint dagger]

the whole thing with the scions at the end was comedy gold

[teal geyser]

Y'shtola making innuendos at Runar is what I needed

[swift kraken]

god

[gaunt star]

TRUE

[teal geyser]

Oh yeah

[swift kraken]

the ending

alisaie

was so cute

[faint dagger]

...innuendos?

[swift kraken]

i love her

[faint dagger]

did that go over my head?

the fuck did she say?

[gaunt star]

Khadame did you hand in last quest?

[teal geyser]

Alisaie and Alphinaud's meta conversation

[swift kraken]

not yet

[teal geyser]

the animations

etc etc

[onyx sundial]

Alisaie is dummy tsundere

[swift kraken]

im still listening to asahi laugh

[gaunt star]

Bet

[swift kraken]

i hope he stops

please

[gaunt star]

Disgosting

[swift kraken]

stop fucking laughing

disgusting cockroach

[faint dagger]

lmaooo i loved that convo just for ali's done animations and the metaness

[teal geyser]

I'm glad that Ishikawa gets full reign to put her favourite girl and boy into the spotlight as much as she demands

[swift kraken]

you can tell cant you

lol

[gaunt star]

Ali's animations? Pretty damn good

[swift kraken]

ishikawa has great taste

[gaunt star]

Asahi is an imp

Urianger

Lmaooo

Urianger

I love him

[swift kraken]

who tf ||fandaniel|| like bro shut the fuck up

[gaunt star]

LMFAO

RIGHT??

[unique verge]

Urianger's writing was vastly improved in ShB imo

[teal geyser]

did that go over my head?
@faint dagger Y'shtola makes her look nice
It's possible to travel between worlds and you can be damn well sure I'm going to find a way back. blah blah, remember there are all sorts of myserious places to explore

wink

[swift kraken]

AZEM GANG

RISE UP

i cant wait for the ex

[teal geyser]

Urianger's writing was vastly improved in ShB imo
@unique verge It was always good

[swift kraken]

god the limit break stuff in the trial

was so fucking

GOOD

[gaunt star]

Yhstola did the hair tuck behind the ear

The ||LB4|| scared the shit out of me

[teal geyser]

Also

Speaking of Azem

It's interesting

[gaunt star]

anyone seen the new body pieces for the nier raid?

Nah

[swift kraken]

no one guessed azem didnt they

[polar star]

I think they confirmed our theory that we are the Fourteenth member of the convocation

[gaunt star]

Yes

[faint dagger]

The LB4 is at which point I thought 'yeah ok buddy I'm pld LBing'

[gaunt star]

They're in the #translations-and-liveletters

[polar star]

The scene with Hythlo

[prisma vine]

so is fandaniel another ff12 guy who's mask is that wtf even

[teal geyser]

a number of the constellations on the ascian crystals are exactly the constellations of the Heavens in the sky which you attune to in the AST quests. Our crystal is also that of the sun

[gaunt star]

Yeah its uh

Whatcha gotta do

[teal geyser]

@prisma vine Yes

Hang on

[prisma vine]

ty!

[gaunt star]

Intriguing

[teal geyser]

FF12 stuff

Look at the Scion of Light bit

[prisma vine]

do we know which constellation was who other than us being the sun?

[autumn haven]

||The running fan theory was Fandaniel was the dude in 1.0||

[swift kraken]

HRHNRMRGHJ

[autumn haven]

Not sure how much that's true tho

[gaunt star]

Smh gotta level one more dude now

[bronze shoal]

Whay ilevel us the new extreme?

[gaunt star]

Oh shit

[teal geyser]

@prisma vine Issue is we don't see more than 6 constellations in the AST quests IIRC since there are only 6 heavens so...no clue whatsoever what the other constellations are. Other issue is that some of the constellations are vague and IIRC are about more than one god?

[unique verge]

Mateus, the Corrupt
Well, that feels a bit on the nose, lmao

[crimson pollen]

Azeyma is also truth/justice and inquiry, if not mt (something like that)

[next quarry]

It gives i495 gear

[gaunt star]

LMFAO

[teal geyser]

HRHNRMRGHJ
Yeah me too buddy

[prisma vine]

true

[next quarry]

I think i465 min

[gaunt star]

glances nervously at mateus

[teal geyser]

Azeyma is also truth/justice and inquiry, if not mt (something like that)
@crimson pollen and the sun

yes

[bronze shoal]

Ok

[gaunt star]

@swift kraken show him the minion

[prisma vine]

it just puts more fuel on the whole "they were the 12" thing imho

[swift kraken]

i did

i cried

[gaunt star]

The way it

[crimson pollen]

So now we know

[gaunt star]

Skitters into sight

I hate it

[teal geyser]

it just puts more fuel on the whole "they were the 12" thing imho
@prisma vine Yeah......but we can't tell who is meant to be who at all except maybe a few

[crimson pollen]

Godbert = byeregot , Julian = Menphina 100% coming

[unique verge]

Well, yeah, but then....maybe i'm just being dense here - if 12 became the 12, and the 14th was us, the 13th = ?

[crimson pollen]

byregot*

[gaunt star]

Look at the Scion of Light bit
@teal geyser

[prisma vine]

Elidibus

[gaunt star]

Is 13 not elidibus

Woah! We're the 14th? In final fantasy... 14? Insane

[swift kraken]

god now i did everything

so

[prisma vine]

jdbsm yeah ikr

[swift kraken]

wheres the exarch statue housing item

hello?

[prisma vine]

nksns noo bad he has to stay there

[swift kraken]

wheres the aetheryte for your house

[prisma vine]

as a monument

[crimson pollen]

I still stand by the theory that shoebill watching over us is Venat disguised in such form, as he said he would be around

[prisma vine]

so like we got our Azem/Ascian job stone, didn't figure we'd deadass get Ascian as our next job....

[swift kraken]

i dont care

mine him out

⛏️

[gaunt star]

So i wanna say

If FFXIV ended on this patch

[prisma vine]

I'm a lil sad elidibus' story was in just one patch but damn i can't be too mad

[gaunt star]

without the zenos running arc

i would be completely satisfied

[swift kraken]

elidibus ended up like

so good

[prisma vine]

Altani same tho? i feel so contented rn

[swift kraken]

idk

i dont want any more pain

i just want fun

[prisma vine]

i want them all to be Okay

[gaunt star]

the entire scions being chill and just having fun felt like an anime epilogue

[unique verge]

FF14 is never gonna end. It might get sequel'd at some point to update the engine, but there's no way they'll stop printing money with this franchise at this point. Too popular.

[gaunt star]

It makes sense why our ancient form was against summoning Zodiark

[swift kraken]

please just make 5.4 dumb disgusting fluff filler shit where we all drink tea and eat cookies for 2 hours

[crimson pollen]

What city had Azeyma references? Ul'Dah?

[gaunt star]

[swift kraken]

yeah ofc its not ending

but if it did rn

[gaunt star]

5.4: wholesome adventures with graha

5.5: death

[swift kraken]

ill take it

i hope this is like

confirmation he never dies

if he did i dont think i could pick up the pieces of my heart

[crimson pollen]

Yeah, even without Ascians, they could go crazy, like going to Omega creators, beings exiled from Midgardsormr original planet, etc...

[prisma vine]

nobody is safe

[gaunt star]

If a scion has to die who would it be

[swift kraken]

urianger

[prisma vine]

thancred

[spiral wagon]

i wasnt TOO far off

[unique verge]

At this point i feel like they're all immune.

[gaunt star]

Nah they already death baited thancred

[prisma vine]

im so angry thancred didnt hug ryne

[swift kraken]

dude

me too wtf

[unique verge]

I came into 5.3 convinced that Thancred was going to die, tbh.

[gaunt star]

Hugging physics

[spiral wagon]

but didnt think he just summoned people from across the rift

[swift kraken]

why didnt the exarch hug lyna

hello???

i was literally waiitng for it

[gaunt star]

Samw

[unique verge]

because i just didnt think there was the possibility of him seperating from Ryne

[spiral wagon]

they dont like giving hugs

[swift kraken]

the hugging physics...

[prisma vine]

yes but ryne earned that hug idgaf

[gaunt star]

Characters rarely touch

[spiral wagon]

she got head pat

[swift kraken]

[prisma vine]

not enough! hug!

[gaunt star]

Time to play my alt

[spiral wagon]

true...

[swift kraken]

i really want to see more hugs

[gentle mist]

hmm, the new 24-man isn't that bad

[swift kraken]

so many hugs i would give

[untold ravine]

Any pics of the new gwiber mount? @ me if you got something cause i dumby want to see it without spoiling anything else for myself cause im not looking st chat lol

[swift kraken]

so manya hugs i want to see

[gentle mist]

a few raid wipes going in blind

[crimson pollen]

Some future patch we gonna play Lightbringers to the 13th. You wait and see. Some ppl living there like Zion/Matrix and whatnot

[swift kraken]

btw the new piano music

[gaunt star]

Ah yes

[swift kraken]

in the sad scenes

[gaunt star]

The void

[swift kraken]

where is it

[prisma vine]

has anyone done ex? pls tell me the lil gay wave is still in

[gaunt star]

If a scion has to die i think it'll either be tataru or alphinaud if se is evil. Otherwise krile

[swift kraken]

i want orchestrion

rn

GAY WAVE

[glacial turret]

That

[swift kraken]

lol

[glacial turret]

Trial was amazing

[swift kraken]

wait is it implied that emet got it

from us

[gaunt star]

Got what

[prisma vine]

no that was emet bro

[gaunt star]

Aids

[swift kraken]

the snap and the wave

was it emet

[prisma vine]

yeah

[severe sparrow]

That was straight up emet

[gaunt star]

He had thst

[swift kraken]

but it was our soul crystal

[gaunt star]

Yes

That*

[unique verge]

That WAS Emet

[prisma vine]

he saved it there for us

[gaunt star]

He heard us calling out for help

[prisma vine]

parting gift

[gaunt star]

I assume

[unique verge]

If you read all the text

The thing that shows up was a "failsafe" that Emet put in place

[crimson pollen]

Emet lives - fund the patreon

[gaunt star]

Does the emet snap
The emet wave

[eager fox]

I'm not crying.

[gaunt star]

i think it might be lahabrea

[swift kraken]

i thought it was implied that he picked up the mannerism from US

[unique verge]

Basically he did a creation like the ones in Tempest

[prisma vine]

is he in ex tho

[glacial turret]

Hi Teddy

[swift kraken]

not that it actually WAS him

[eager fox]

Hi Daisy

[glacial turret]

i think it might be lahabrea
@gaunt star it was Emet lol

[swift kraken]

yeah i read that he created them but

[unique verge]

It was mostly him

[polar star]

Wait shit Heroes Gauntlet is MSQ?

[prisma vine]

tomato tomahto

[gaunt star]

i

Teddy I'm crying

im joking

[swift kraken]

i just made a different connection

[teal geyser]

Well duh @polar star

[gaunt star]

That was legimately the best thing they couldve added to it

@polar star yes

[next quarry]

Of course it is wol

[gaunt star]

Dungeon and a trial

i literally pointed out he does the emet mannerisms and made a joke

[unique verge]

As a random aside to that

EX Trial gonna be spicy

[swift kraken]

yeah i just thought- it was the other way around

[polar star]

I thought it would be a side quest like 4.3

[swift kraken]

[gaunt star]

Nah

Its an interesting dgn

[polar star]

Everyone in PF is stuck on adds phase in the EX

[gaunt star]

Last boss has some neat mechanics when you figure it out

[swift kraken]

gauntlet was so cool

[gaunt star]

Adds

[swift kraken]

tbh the fight design was

really cool

[gaunt star]

Maybe i wont do EX

[strong dew]

meanwhile i can't beat the normal trial.

[swift kraken]

for a normal trial/dungeon

[gaunt star]

Watcha having trouble with?

Heroes gauntlet is horny

[prisma vine]

@gaunt star have you seen any of it? emet still in?

[swift kraken]

so???

[gaunt star]

the first boss vaguely reminded me of Locke

The trial.was horny

[swift kraken]

im horny

[strong dew]

gonna try later today if me slapping my keyboard doesn't alert the whole house lol

[gaunt star]

@prisma vine i havent touched EX

[eternal pulsar]

hi horny

[prisma vine]

rip

[turbid helm]

Full mast the entire trial

[gaunt star]

Time to prog the ex

Seeyq

Did msq got too hot and stopped for a while

[strong dew]

had to give up on it because my blood pressure went up lol

[gaunt star]

Ah

[strong dew]

also we had 19 minutes and wiped 6 times

and our tank bailed

[cosmic mica]

sorry er

[gaunt star]

Oof

[cosmic mica]

where do you unlock EX

[gaunt star]

What was wiping

[gentle mist]

@cosmic mica Crystarium

[prisma vine]

minstreling wanderer

[cosmic mica]

thanks

[prisma vine]

or whatever

[strong dew]

the stupid ass transition phase.

[cosmic mica]

i thought it was sapphire weapon ex

lmao

[gentle mist]

Wintering Wasntthere

[strong dew]

and the second phase went kinda well til it didn't

[gaunt star]

Tank has to LB3

[cosmic mica]

checked kugane to no avail

[gaunt star]

Oh

[strong dew]

i wish the fight had a checkpoint ;w;

[cosmic mica]

what's the timing for the tank lb3?

it does

[gaunt star]

It does

[cosmic mica]

phase 2 is a checkpoint

[gentle mist]

it does, right after the LB3

[gaunt star]

Phase 2 after lb

[strong dew]

oh it made us start the whole fight over again.

[glacial turret]

Phase 2 is a checkpoint??

[next quarry]

Did you do the lb right

[strong dew]

yes

[next quarry]

Phase 2 starts a lot like phase 1

[gaunt star]

If you survive ||lb4|| you hit checkpoint

[strong dew]

by then we gave up so maybe i didn't notice it

[gaunt star]

You can tell because it doesnt do 90% of your hp in that one skill

Imagine chilling on scholar and you see that fucking opener

My heart

[viscid monolith]

Ohh we have a checkpoint this time?

[gaunt star]

Not even 90%

[viscid monolith]

That's promising

[unique verge]

echoes of Neo Exdeath

[strong dew]

at this point i think i can do the fight in my sleep. but that transition part is nasty.

[gaunt star]

I was on 1hp

If tank doesnt lb right then you just die

[next quarry]

The QTE for it is rough

[strong dew]

yeah i wish they nerfed JUST that.

somehow.

[gaunt star]

@viscid monolith ya

First phase is calm

Its just getting from phase 1 to phase 2 where it trips you up

Then 2 is harder

[unique verge]

It was pretty amusing seeing all the people who werent paying attention to the mechanics / didnt pay attention in previous content

Since the Ice/Fire thing was super obvious what to do the moment you saw it the first time

[gaunt star]

It kept tripping me up

[next quarry]

The mount is called "Gwiber of Light" and I just like that

[unique verge]

5 headed dragon used the fire thing in WoD, and the first boss in Snowcloak used the Ice thing.

[gaunt star]

Oh

I just had difficulty knowing when they were gonna go off

Indicator wise

[ashen violet]

wait the wod fire thing was the don't move one?? all this time I thought it was just pass tether to tank and wait it out

[gaunt star]

Fire pause ice move

...tether??

[unique verge]

Fire stand still until debuff falls off

[gaunt star]

Oh the wyrm

[ashen violet]

the ... the fire fly thingo right?

[unique verge]

and dont do any actions

[bright mango]

because i saw Datamined info here this morning, anyone else not getting new items show up in exchange for Certificates? Anyone got datamined info, or is it a bug?

[gaunt star]

Oh there's a debuff?

Neato

[odd yoke]

Pyretix

Its appeared in Omega

Exdeath explicitly

[ashen violet]

pyretic yeah
takes off 20k, 30k ish per movement iirc

[gaunt star]

All i know is that the wyrm fire off aoes. Theyve never been tethered to me yet

[odd yoke]

Any action

Wyem tethers are Flare breath cones

[unique verge]

Anyway, the only thing that wasnt like....super obvious immediately to me was the sword lines.

[ashen violet]

and that's as a tank, could be more/less for non-tanks

[gaunt star]

So you basically do the same thing as with garudafrit

[unique verge]

That one i felt was a bit visually unclear

[radiant ice]

Wait so is the cutscene before the trial supposed to mirror us against emet selch

[gaunt star]

The sword gets confusing in p2

[ashen violet]

I learnt the sword lines from a different mobage xd
hit the wall, forms a triangle, triangle is an aoe

[gaunt star]

Especially when it doesnt leave a gap on both sides

[bold condor]

Turns out I was right not only about the primal Warrior of Light but of Zenos returning to conquer the throne.

[gaunt star]

[gentle mist]

yeah, the only question was which side of the triangle you should be on

[turbid helm]

I was waiting for Yshtola to call beefy boi little moon but he was spared.

[gaunt star]

Mhm

[gentle mist]

inside or outside (as it turns out... not inside.)

[odd yoke]

Outside

[gaunt star]

Yeah

[gentle mist]

yup

[gaunt star]

Also dont stand in front of the wyrm

[gentle mist]

of course had to try it firsthand 😜

[gaunt star]

[serene vortex]

WAIT WTF

||this actually means elidibus was a wol||

[odd yoke]

Ex gonna be good

[gaunt star]

Oh fuck its 2b

Oh shit

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[hazy moon]

so im a bit disappointed in the mix of the track in the warrior of light trial. i feel like the song's vocals could stand out more. =[ its so distorted and in the background

[turbid helm]

Another ascian plotting with garlemald royalty hm never expected that

[ashen violet]

https://youtu.be/WAAGP5aSv88

this one, at 1:53
the mobage's crossovered with ff before too

[turbid helm]

The vocals were a little flat but idk

[whole shell]

Does anyone else feel like the cutscenes were different than usual

[hazy moon]

i can never hear any of the lyrics in soken's vocal tracks

like...the omega alphascape track